Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

People are complicated. Love is not.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

Consistently wrong since 2002

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

Today in our ongoing national embarrassment…

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

We won’t go back.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

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  16. 16.

    gene108

    I find Kid Rock’s appeal to Southern whites ironic. A white rapper from Michigan, whose fans are mostly the same folks, who listen to country music a lot.

    I wonder if Eminem and Kid Rock should do a tour together. The White Rappers from Michigan Unity Tour. Maybe Madonna can open for them, to keep the whole Michigan theme alive.

    Also, too I think movie with Will Smith and Mark Wahlberg about rappers trying to get into acting would be cool.

  17. 17.

    Tim, Interrupted

    Also, too: Is saying that white people cannot rap different than saying black people can’t swim?

  19. 19.

    sublime33

    “Is saying that white people cannot rap different than saying black people can’t swim?”

    No. The problem is you can’t really swim awfully – those people drowned. But you can rap awfully. And the black rappers get weeded out better than the white ones.

  20. 20.

    stormhit

    Given that it’s almost certainly a parody of old No Limit Records albums and not an actual rapper, finding it funny is probably appropriate.

  24. 24.

    nota bene

    I find the continuing phenomenon of ironic/self-referential “white rap” to be embarassing in light of the fact that Licensed To Ill is 25 years old….

  27. 27.

    billy rae valentine

    i also find at least the headline a bit offensive if not racist.

    just say “THIS white rapper makes me laugh”. certainly, his whiteness plays a role in the comedy, but to say white rappers make you laugh comes off like all white rappers are inherently comedic. idk.

    anyway, this cover IS hilarious. the pregant women? o my Lord. the wolf in the background is also Money.

  28. 28.

    gil mann

    @billy rae valentine:

    i also find at least the headline a bit offensive if not racist.

    Not racist, just ignorant. We’ve come a long way from Vanilla Ice, but hey, if mistermix* can’t be bothered to listen to some Brother Ali, it’s his loss, not hip-hop’s.

    People who lump all white rappers together? Give ’em the Gas Face, I say.

    *which totally sounds like the name of a white rapper, come to think of it

  29. 29.

    Jude

    I’m glad that someone finally included the Gourds’ cover of “Gin and Juice.” Man, I could listen to that shit every day and still laugh my ass off each time I heard it.

  31. 31.

    cthulhu

    It’s a fake but you’ve gotta love the detail like the beer and head fill of the name and the random and excessive sparkle effect. I suspect $tewmac would be perplexed by magnets as well.

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