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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Dog Blogging / A Dog vs. Alan Turing

A Dog vs. Alan Turing

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  May 6, 20116:27 pm| 24 Comments

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  1. 1.

    cleek

    May 6, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    a Turing statue passes the canine Turing test !

  2. 2.

    stuckinred

    May 6, 2011 at 6:33 pm

    Up in Boone NC and Lil Bit just snatched a deviled egg off the counter. I little cocker and I whacked her on the ass as hard as I could and she didn’t flinch!

  3. 3.

    bkny

    May 6, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    that was funny. doggie needs a clue…

  4. 4.

    jeff

    May 6, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    Cute dog. Not too bright, though.

  5. 5.

    scav

    May 6, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    Actually, think about it. That dog has got to be cluing after shape alone because there’s not much else left. No smell, no color, no movement/behavior — that’s rather interesting.

  6. 6.

    gnomedad

    May 6, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    Just curious — how’d you ID the statue as Turing?

  7. 7.

    Jay C

    May 6, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    The poor dog – he just wanted to play! I hope whoever was filming this at least tossed the stick for him once or twice….

  8. 8.

    freelancer

    May 6, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    @gnomedad:

    Here ya go.

  9. 9.

    Citizen_X

    May 6, 2011 at 7:01 pm

    Danged computer nerrds don’t wanna play fetch.

    And isn’t that a border collie? I thought they were supposed to be the smart dogs.

  10. 10.

    Mary

    May 6, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    Yeah….my border collie would do the exact same thing. Sigh. Neurotic dogs are the worst.

  11. 11.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 6, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    I love the way the camera shakes ’cause the guy is laughing so hard.

  12. 12.

    ABL

    May 6, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    @freelancer: my favorite bit: “He is sitting on a bench situated in a central position in the park. On Turing’s left is the University of Manchester and on his right is Manchester’s gay village.”

  13. 13.

    JGabriel

    May 6, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    My favorite bit is when the dog tries to give him a stick. Po’ statue of dead Alan Turing lets the stick drop to the ground, and the pup picks it up and tries again.

    Definitely a very friendly dog.

    .

  14. 14.

    MikeJ

    May 6, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    If you haven’t seen a close up of the statue, it does look as if he’s holding a ball. Actually an apple, but I can see how a dog might get confused.

  15. 15.

    Brain Hertz

    May 6, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    Our dog is rather like that, except with a tennis ball. She will bring any visitor a tennis ball and drop it at their feet. If they don’t pay attention, she’ll pick it up and drop it at their feet again.

    Her best is trying to persuade a firework to play. I mean, a ground based firework emitting a big cloud of sparks continuously for 20 seconds or so. The dog’s reaction was to find a tennis ball and repeatedly drop it in front of the “visitor”. I have no idea what that’s about.

  16. 16.

    debg

    May 6, 2011 at 7:49 pm

    This is just wonderful. Animals are great.

    OT–check out Slate’s photoessay on feline military units. It’s fabulously silly.

  17. 17.

    colleeniem

    May 6, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    @stuckinred: I was just near Boone for Merlefest! Great part of the country, says I. For the music and geography…maybe not so for the politics.

  18. 18.

    MAJeff

    May 6, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    Is that the simple dog from Hyperbole and a Half?

    http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/04/wild-animal-simple-dog-goes-for-joy.html

  19. 19.

    Bill Murray

    May 6, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    @MAJeff: Allie Brosh is so great. I hope she gets her book out in record time.

  20. 20.

    Ken

    May 6, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    Seems to be a bit of philosophical difference there. Somewhat disappointed the dog didn’t ‘lift its leg’ on the statue.

  21. 21.

    Doc

    May 6, 2011 at 9:43 pm

    That makes no sense – dogs have a good sense of smell. I can’t believe the dog thinks that statue is for reelz. But then again, there can be a range of IQ…

  22. 22.

    cleek

    May 6, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    @colleeniem:
    hey now. NC voted for Obama!

  23. 23.

    ABL

    May 7, 2011 at 12:06 am

    @MAJeff: Allie Brosh is hands down the funniest woman on the internets.

  24. 24.

    TaMara (BHF)

    May 7, 2011 at 12:36 am

    One of my dogs was obsessed with TV and would bark at dogs on TV, including Dino on the Flintstones. How she figured out that was a “dog” I’ll never know.

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