Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

This country desperately needs a functioning fourth estate.

Motown is Joe-Town!

If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

Today in our ongoing national embarrassment…

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it’s a trap.

The choice is between normal and crazy.

Donald Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

Nothing worth doing is easy.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

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Shortly after Republicans swept last November to a historic victory in which Sarah Palin was credited with playing a central role, the former Alaska governor pulled aside her close aide, Rebecca Mansour, to discuss a hush-hush assignment: Reach out to conservative filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon with a request. Ask him if he would make a series of videos extolling Palin’s governorship and laying to rest lingering questions about her controversial decision to resign from office with a year-and-a-half left in her first term. It was this abdication, Palin knew, that had made her damaged goods in the eyes of some Republicans who once were eager to get behind her potential 2012 presidential campaign.

The response was more positive than Palin could have hoped for. He’d make a feature-length movie, Bannon told Mansour, and he insisted upon taking complete control and financing it himself — to the tune of $1 million.

The fruits of that initial conversation are now complete. The result is a two-hour-long, sweeping epic, a rough cut of which Bannon screened privately for Sarah and Todd Palin last Wednesday in Arizona, where Alaska’s most famous couple has been rumored to have purchased a new home. When it premieres in Iowa next month, the film is poised to serve as a galvanizing prelude to Palin’s prospective presidential campaign — an unconventional reintroduction to the nation that she and her political team have spent months eagerly anticipating, even as Beltway Republicans have largely concluded that she won’t run.

And you thought Atlas Shrugged sucked.

I think we should come up with the best name for this Palin epic. How ’bout:

Forrest Stumped
The Newspaperchase
Snowblind
The Good, the Bad, and the Stupid

Feel free to add your own. Mine are pretty weak.

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655Comments

  10. 10.

    mr. whipple

    When it premieres in Iowa next month, the film is poised to serve as a galvanizing prelude to Palin’s prospective presidential campaign—

    I would weep with joy if she gets in. Run, Sarah, Run!

  11. 11.

    lacp

    That’s a must-see for the summer. Dunno if it will actually play anywhere in the Philly area, though.

  12. 12.

    Carl Nyberg

    Sarah’s Big Adventure
    Snow Wars
    The Godmother
    Pulp Friction
    Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
    The Alaskan Patient
    The Governor’s Leech
    Raiders of the Lost Snark
    Nightmare on Your Street

  14. 14.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    Saving Princess Palin.
    The Governor (I and I/2)
    The Grifter
    Newt Rocksme (Win One for the Grifter!)

  20. 20.

    smith

    Well she’s got to do some kind of damage control. There are already two anti-Palin books out there right now, including one by her former aide. And the Joe McGinniss book will have a huge publicity blitz upon its release.

    The only people that will buy this hagiography are the 20-27% true believers who already think Sarah walks on water. The rest of the world will laugh it off like the fiction it is.

  24. 24.

    El Cid

    Yeah, you people just sit here making your jokes, and you’re all going to be real shocked when you wake up and she’s President. They joked the same way about Ronald Reagan.

    I dunno, it just seemed like somebody was supposed to say that.

  32. 32.

    kdaug

    A whole million dollars? For a pseudo-doc on Palin? That’ll be a mega-feature. Wonder how many screens they’ll open on.

    Glad the guy stashed away some extra cash in case the world didn’t end last week, though. This is a far more creative way to throw your money away.

  34. 34.

    fasteddie9318

    Lost in Translation II
    The Kids Are All Fucked Up
    We’re Just Not That Into You

  40. 40.

    shortstop

    @El Cid: I feel like somebody somewhere already has, and with a straight face. But maybe it’s just come to those kinds of expectations.

  44. 44.

    Loneoak

    Battlefield Earth II
    Liarance of Alaska
    The Neverending Whorey
    Andrew Sullivan’s Aneurysm

  47. 47.

    Joseph Nobles

    All Quiet on the Malabar Front

    A Campaign Too Far

    The Christianist Candidate

  49. 49.

    rob!

    Grifters For Algernon
    Far Away, Too Close
    On A Clear Day You Can See Stupid
    Little Governor of Horrors
    How To Succeed in Conservatism Without Really Trying
    Against All Clods
    Sweeney Todd Palin: The Demon Governor of Moose Street

  59. 59.

    Ronald

    Being There
    Failin’ Palin
    High School Musical IV
    The Infinitely Stupid Red Line
    Dancing With the Stars: The Movie
    The Mansourian Candidate

  61. 61.

    4jkb4ia

    That related to the last Palin thread–in Palinworld, they think they can still bring out the mythic Sarah Palin when even the Daily Caller is mocking them.

  63. 63.

    El Cid

    Oh my god I’m laughing so fucking hard at so many of these. Brainspotting! Spite Night! The Moose That Bored! The Princess Pride! Two Mewls For Sister Sarah! This shit is fucking genius.

  73. 73.

    Snarki, child of Loki

    Woman on the Edge of a Psychotic Breakdown

    How to Fail at Politics without Really Trying

    Fauxy Lady

    Todd and Sarah’s Most Excellent Fail Parade

    Killer Clowns from Outer Alaska

    Plan 9 from GOP HQ

    Attack of the 50-IQ-point Woman

    Sarah Palin: A Wild and Crazy Chick

    Tard Dreck V: The Search for Palin’s Brain

  76. 76.

    BruinKid

    Alaska Shrugged
    Sarah Palin and the Deathly Panels
    Grifter Nation
    2012: Apocalypse Now
    How To Succeed In Making Money Without Really Trying
    Bye, Bye, Birdbrain
    Wannabe Cowboys vs. Illegal Aliens

  84. 84.

    4jkb4ia

    The Mysteries of Alaska
    The Amazing Adventures of Sarah and Todd
    Ms. Palin Visits Juneau Part-Time, Takes Housing Allowance
    I Was Born In A Small Town
    (used to daydream in that small town, another born romantic, that’s me)
    Whatever Sarah Tells You, Heed Her Voice
    I Arose As A Hockey Mom In Alaska
    If I Perish, I Perish

  85. 85.

    sfinny

    I’m just getting to the end of The Lies of Sarah Palin by Geoffrey Dunn and actually feel a little bad for the seriously deteriorating woman. But I think I’ll get over it.

    My choice is Being Sarah, like Being There but with extra Alaska crazy.

  90. 90.

    Carl Nyberg

    This is so easy and fun, I’m going to start in 1967.

    The Non-Graduate
    Belle de 2008

    1968
    Campaign of the Living Dead

    1969
    Easy Grifter
    The Alaskan Job

    1970
    Sarah! Sarah! Sarah!

    1971
    A Clockwork Sarah
    Sarah on the Roof

    1972
    Last Tango in Juneau
    Godmother
    Deliverance II
    Last House on the Right
    (Somebody else can work on “Deep Throat”)

    1973
    Enter the Barracuda
    The Way We Were (White People)
    The Exorcist Failed

    1974
    The Alaska Chain Saw Massacre
    Young Palin-stein
    The Collapsing Inferno

    1975
    One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest II
    The Rocky Horror Campaign Show
    The GOP and Their Dog
    Death Race 2012

    1976
    Taxi Driver II, Sarah Cleanses New York
    All the Candidate’s Family
    Sarah’s Run
    The Bad News Palins

    That’s just a random ten years.

    1973

  94. 94.

    Petorado

    One Flew Over the Alaska Nest
    Easy Liar
    Kindergarten Governor
    First Dude, Where’s My Vice Presidency?
    The Wo-Manchurian Candidate
    Moscow on the Yukon
    The Party Machinist
    Stranger than Pulp Fiction
    Silence of the Moose
    Not-so-brave Heart
    Eternal Sunshine of the Right Wing Mind
    Raging Bull-sh*t
    Inglourious B*tches

    What can I say? The bad puns they write themselves.

  96. 96.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    Mrs. Doubtevolution
    Witless
    The Sound Of Moose Sick
    Right Behind
    Birthbusters

  99. 99.

    Martin

    Limiting myself to Clint movies:

    Two Years for Sister Sarah
    A Fistful of Dollars
    The Dead Panel
    Any Which Way You Can
    White Hunter Black Soçialist
    The Rookie
    Escape from Wasilla
    Absolute Power
    Wingnut Ridge
    Million Dollar Baby
    Tea Party in the Garden of Good and Evil

  121. 121.

    Spaghetti Lee

    Ah, but what if the movie is such a raging success it gets turned into a TV Show? I suggest “Two And a Half Neurons”, “The Biggest Electoral Loser”, or “Survivor: Joe McGinnis’ Backyard.”

  128. 128.

    Wag

    Star Whores Trilogy:
    A New Nope
    The Evil Empire Strikes Back
    Return of the Obami (just to keep in mind what will happen on the off chance she does get the nomination)

  129. 129.

    Hunter Gathers

    Star Bursts Episode 1 : The Phantom Nuisance
    Star Bursts Episode 2 : Attack of the Clueless
    Star Bursts Episode 3 : Revenge of the Stupid
    Star Bursts Episode 4 : A New Imbecile
    Star Bursts Episode 5 : The Idiot Strikes Back
    Star Bursts Episode 6 : Return of the Moron

  138. 138.

    Violet

    From the article:

    Bannon originally titled his film “Take a Stand,” which was the campaign slogan for Palin’s 2006 gubernatorial run when she defeated incumbent Republican Frank Murkowski in the primary before cruising in the general election to become Alaska’s youngest — and first female — chief executive. But in order to give it a more triumphant punch, the filmmaker changed the title to “The Undefeated.”

    Perhaps “The Unelected” would be more appropriate?

  148. 148.

    Martin

    Best Pictures:

    All Quiet on the Wingnut Front
    Mutiny on the Campaign
    The Moose Hunter
    You Can Take It With You
    The Greatest Show on Earth
    Out of Alaska
    The Last Emperor
    The Silence of the Media
    Unforgiven
    No Country for Black Men
    Trailerpark Millionaire
    The Hurt Locker
    Rain Woman
    Titanic

  149. 149.

    Carl Nyberg

    @Dave:
    The Half Monty@Montysano: Citizen Vain@doshaburi: Two Mewls For Sister Sarah@Violet: Governor Interrupted@El Cid: The Aleutianist@Q.Q. Moar: The Scum Also Rises@El Cid: Raging Bullshit@rob!: How to Succeed in Conservatism Without Really Trying @Johnny Coelacanth: Flung Foo Panda@GregB: The Devil Wear Mukluks@El Cid: Swindler’s List@Snarki, child of Loki: Woman on the Edge of a Psychotic Breakdown, Attack of the 50-IQ-point Woman@danimal: Juneau II: Post Partum@BruinKid: Alaska Shrugged@Comrade Luke: Citizen Inane@Comrade Luke: Forgetting Sarah Palin@Petorado: One Flew Over the Alaska Nest,
    Easy Liar, Silence of the Moose, Eternal Sunshine of the Right Wing Mind,
    Inglourious B*tches @MoeLarryAndJesus: Witless@Martin: Escape from Wasilla

    This is the most fun I can remember having in a blog thread with my pants on.

  152. 152.

    Ed Drone

    Gone with the Mind
    Little Miss Barking
    Wasilla’s All I Saw (the Palindrone)
    Blunderball
    The Wholly Babble

    Maybe I’ll think of some more, later.

    Ed

  153. 153.

    Hunter Gathers

    The comments posted on that article are pure comedic gold. Hey Doug J, I mean Reality Check, you can mine diamonds from that motherlode that will give you troll-fu powers beyond belief.

  168. 168.

    maryQ

    Star Whores
    Serial Mom, also II
    When Scary Met Sultry
    Water for Elephants, also II
    Dazed and Confused, also II
    President Evil:Apocalypse

  171. 171.

    4jkb4ia

    Field of Republican Dreams
    Field of Republican Illusions

    Another Michael Chabon ripoff: Populists of the Road

  181. 181.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    Did anyone post this one yet?

    Driving Miss Crazy

    Or:

    The Legend Of Teabagger Rants

  185. 185.

    Petorado

    Requiem for a Scheme
    From Here to Paternity
    Way North by Northwest
    McCain’s List
    The Unusual Suspects
    Crouching Palin, Hidden Dragonlady
    C*A*S*H

  188. 188.

    freelancer

    Unforgiven.

    Obamer Framed Roger Rabbit(Cavuto Mark)

    The Maladjustment Bureau

    Spaced Invaders

    The Fruit Fly

    The Sociopath Network

    Firing Super Troopers

    Bristol’s Millions

    Four Photo Ops and a Turkey Slaying.

    Eight Mooseheads in a Duffelbag

    Planes, Wagons, and Snowmobiles

    Indecent Proposal

    Don’t tell Sarah, Another Daughter’s Pregnant!

    Camp Nowhere

    Bristol Getting Buried

    Slumwolf Millionaire

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Wink Wink

    Extremely LOW Fidelity

    Burst Sarah Burst

    In the Mood for Gov

    “Training Day Fuck, better make that a coupla years”

    The Assassination of Sarah Palin by the Coward Katie C.

    The Incurious Case of Sarah Snowbilly

  192. 192.

    4jkb4ia

    Maverick Fever Pitch

    BREAKING : Kevin Biecza (sp?) sends Vancouver to Stanley Cup in 2nd OT. Pandemonium on radio.

  220. 220.

    Mark S.

    Man, late to this but there have been a lot of good ones.

    Triumph of the Shill

  221. 221.

    Cliff

    Have Some More Num Nums You Fat Teabagging Sacks Of Shit
    or
    How I Learned To Sit Still While Sarah Palin Robbed My Dumb Ass Blind

  226. 226.

    Hunter Gathers

    Sarah and Todd Do America
    A Whiner Runs Through It
    Midnight Quitter
    From Wasilla With Love
    Dr. Griftlove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Apocalypse
    The Bad News Mama Bears

  228. 228.

    freelancer

    Last House on the Ultra-Right

    The Human Conservapede (Half-Term Sequence)

    Look Who’s Screeching, Also too

    ETA: 3 Days of the Chickenhawk

    Sullivan’s Travails

  238. 238.

    MikeJ

    The Snow Machine Thief
    Les Quatre Cent Enfants
    The Discreet Charm of the Snowbillies

  240. 240.

    BGinCHI

    Sexy Beast.

    Paris, Texas, Alaska.

    Fancy Pageant Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie.

  262. 262.

    BGinCHI

    This is the funniest thread since the last time Cole hurt himself while naked.

    Cole, any chance you could go streaking or buy a slip’n slide?

  266. 266.

    Can't Be Bothered

    Two words. Shit Sandwich. nah, but here’s some Coen puns.

    Brain Simple
    Burying Alaska
    Bimbo Fink
    The Sucker Proxy
    O Governor, Where Art Thou?
    The Governor Who Wasn’t There
    Intolerable Cruelty (hey it just fit)
    The Countrykillers
    No Country For Newspaper Reading
    Burn After Watching
    A Serious Joke
    Finally….
    True Shit

  268. 268.

    The Dangerman

    No title in this post, but please let this movie play as a double feature with Charlie Sheen’s “Winning”.

  269. 269.

    Carl Nyberg

    1977

    A Bridge Too Stupid
    Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
    Campaign Season Fever

    1978
    Animal Spouse
    The Moose Hunter

    1979
    Mad Sarah to the Max
    Palin vs. Palin
    Paligula (El Cid)

    1980
    Raging Bullshit (El Cid)

    1981
    Escape From Wasilla (Martin)
    The Evil (not quite) Dead

    1982
    Fast Times at Wasilla High

    1983
    Twilight Zone: the Documentary

    1984
    Once Upon a Time in Alaska
    Grift Busters

    1985
    Back to the Past

    1986
    Sarah Palin’s Day Off

  270. 270.

    MikeJ

    @BGinCHI: Damned east coasters starting the good threads while normal people are still out to dinner.

    The sole was delicious. by the way.

  277. 277.

    Ija

    He’d make a feature-length movie, Bannon told Mansour, and he insisted upon taking complete control and financing it himself—to the tune of $1 million.

    Shouldn’t this be considered campaign contribution, since the purpose of the movie is for her presidential run? I thought there is a limit to individual contribution.

    Isn’t this just so ….. tacky? Getting someone to make a movie about you? The fact that Palin did the approaching first, not the other way around. They could have at least pretended Bannon had the idea on his own. This is just self-promotion on the level of Paris Hilton. Not surprising from Palin, of course, but to be so blatant about it … ughhh.

  285. 285.

    BGinCHI

    @MikeJ: That delicate white fish is just so not-Sarah. Maybe with a little buckshot or pre-chewed by a Wolverine.

  294. 294.

    The Dangerman

    The Woman That Knew Too Little

    Last One:

    The Greatest Snowjob On Earth

  305. 305.

    zapoli

    They Shoot Wolves from Helicopters, Don’t They?
    The Handmaid’s Fail.
    Triumph of the Shrill.
    The Year of Living Ludicrously.
    Birdbrain of Anchorage.
    Vapid Fire.
    One Thick Phony.

  307. 307.

    DonnaInMichigan

    The Wasilla Hillbillies…

    Here is their theme song…

    Come and listen to a story about a family named Palin
    A poor fisher-family, barely kept their family fed,
    Then one day she was shootin at some moose,
    She decided to become a city council woman

    Mayor that is, Governor, Quitter.

    Well the first thing you know their a multi-millionaire,
    Kinfolk said “Hey move away from here”
    Said “Lower 48″ is the place you ought to be”
    So they loaded up the truck and moved to Arizon-i-e.

    Desert, that is. Cactus, McCain.

    Well now its time to say good bye to Todd, Sarah and the kin.
    And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
    You’re all invited back a gain to this locality
    Make sure you write your check out, for their hospitality

    Wasilla-billy that is. Set a spell, watch Mexico.

    Y’all come back now, y’hear?.

  324. 324.

    Phoebe

    @Anya: “Bannon intends to premiere the film in Iowa late next month before expanding the release to New Hampshire, South Carolina, and Nevada.”

    Obviously symbolic, but it could be just a tease to keep the interest/money attention coming in.

  329. 329.

    Kevin A.

    Close Encounters of a Closed Mind
    Roger Ailes and Me
    2012: A Space Cadet’s Odyssey
    The Jerk II
    True Quit

  333. 333.

    Johnny Coelacanth

    I’d like to amend my previous suggestion to “Flung Poo Pander.”

  339. 339.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    I’ve just about collapsed LMAO at this thread, kudos to all!

    My late entries:

    Snowgirls (Can’t leave out Bristol!)
    Plan 9 from Alaska
    Snark Attack 3: Megalomaniac
    Ishtard
    Mommie Dearest 2
    Killer Klown from Lower Alaska
    Attack of the Stupid Bimbo

  344. 344.

    Benjamin Cisco

    Oh man, I’ve got to get in on this:
    __
    Northern Overexposure
    Babbling On 5
    The Wasilla Snowbillies
    Lost In Translation 2
    This Is Banal Crap
    The Unbearable Denseness Of Being Sarah Palin
    (Alaskan) Independence Day
    Iron Head
    The Incredible Sulk
    The X-Gov Files: Fight Her Future
    Planes, Trains, and Snowmobiles
    The (Eventual) Graduate
    Sarah & Todd’s Bogus Journey
    Weird (Political) Science
    __
    Special musical tribute:
    __
    Fools On Parade
    Night Of The Living Methheads
    It Would Take A Nation Of Idiots (To Have Her Back)
    She Watch Channel Zero 2
    Stupid Girl
    Bar-B (Que) Girl

  346. 346.

    kay

    the film is poised to serve as a galvanizing prelude to Palin’s prospective presidential campaign—an unconventional reintroduction to the nation that she and her political team have spent months eagerly anticipating, even as Beltway Republicans have largely concluded that she won’t run.

    So is she running? Or are they just toying with me here?
    I think she should, absolutely and immediately, start running for president. I think that’s a great idea:)

  351. 351.

    Benjamin Cisco

    The Legend Of Zero
    Quitzilla: Queen Of The Grifters
    Cheat Prey Hate
    The Grizzly In Winter
    Burn Before Seeing
    Breakfast At Bloomingdales
    Failed Rider
    The Bridge of ?
    Every Which Way But Lose
    Thunderdolt and Lightheaded
    Play Ditzy For Me

  362. 362.

    Jamey: Bike Commuter of the Gods

    Is The Grifters already taken?

    How ’bout

    The Running Ma’am
    TelPrompter I Love Her
    Hand in Gov
    Kindergarten Candidate
    Citizen Lame

  364. 364.

    Ghanima Atreides

    Night of the Caribou Barbies
    Revenge of the Stepford Wives
    Jesus Take the Wheel
    The Taking of the White House, 1 2 3

    I’m pretty sure this means she is running. She is cunning, and waited patiently for the attrition of the “reasonable” candidates after Rove and the elites came out against her.
    four reasons:
    1. revenge on the old white guys like Krauthammer and Rove that used her brutally right up to the midterms and then tried to shove her under the bus..
    2. she thinks she can win– dementia praecox and low math skills
    3. she has to run in 2012– in 2016 she will be post-menopausal and her base (old white guys) will be smaller while her anti-base will be larger (youth, minorities, and women) will be larger.
    4. She hears voices in her head.

    The tell-all book coming out is going to inflame her revenge gland and her persecution complex, give her a tonne of free publicity, and her base will believe none of it.
    Sarah is going to be the last man standing, lool.
    Maybe that means sharing a ticket with Romney or Pawlenty, who can say?
    The WH is her goal.

  367. 367.

    Ghanima Atreides

    She will enter the race at the point she needs to get on the ballot in Iowa.
    Then she can present the conservative elite with a fait accompli, and demand a spot on the ticket while threatening a 3rd party or an independent run.
    Then strap your bigselves in, its going to be a wild ride.

  371. 371.

    El Cid

    This shit is fucking awesome.

    We need to have some roundup, votes, categories or something. Alphabetical.

    Some of you little people get on that. I’ll check back in.

  381. 381.

    Gracie

    This is still going!? Fantastic. I’m loving it.

    Here is my final entry:

    Bawl of the Child

  383. 383.

    quaint irene

    Most people won’t sit through a 30 second political ad without hitting the mute button, and these clowns actually expect people to watch a 2 hour commercial?
    Palin’s beyond delusional.

  388. 388.

    Bulworth

    When it premieres in Iowa next month, the film is poised to serve as a galvanizing prelude to Palin’s prospective presidential campaign—an unconventional reintroduction to the nation that she and her political team have spent months eagerly anticipating, even as Beltway Republicans have largely concluded that she won’t run.

    Sounds like Christmas is coming early this year.

  390. 390.

    John PM

    The Lincoln Liar

    Flame(out)!

    On A Clear Day You Can See Russia

    And one that I cannot believe no one has said yet…

    Saracuda!

  391. 391.

    artem1s

    Legends of the Fail
    I Deal in Fear: Record of a Living Being
    Throne of Moose Blood
    Stranger than Palindise
    Ghost Candidate: Way of the Snowbilly Grifter

    best thread ever!

  394. 394.

    shortstop

    @quaint irene: In the church basements where this will mostly be shown, the audiences will be rapt. They’ll be so absorbed they won’t even give a thought to the jello salads, green bean-and-mushroom-soup casseroles and red velvet cakes planned for after the movie.

  396. 396.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    The best part about this thread is that everyone is agreeing on everything but the title for the movie…lol! Almost 400 posts and everyone is laughing, not at each others throats.

    There’s nothing like an uncommon idiot to unite everyone here, at least for a little while. :)

  401. 401.

    metricpenny

    Let the brothas get a piece of this:

    I’m Gonna Grift You Sucka

    Super Sly

    Graft

    Trouble Woman

  409. 409.

    Han's Solo

    Sarah Plain and Stupid

    The Big Lame-Assy

    The Divine Secrets of the Alaskan Yahoo

    It Came From Trailer Park 9

  413. 413.

    Larkspur

    @NamelessGenXer: Thanks for the handy list!

    A few of my faves so far:

    Burn After Watching
    Free Tickets & Our Air Conditioner is Working
    From Here To Inanity
    High Plains Grifter
    How Green Was My Money
    Not-Hur
    Sarahnormal Activity
    Stranger than Pulp Fiction
    The House of Seven Grifters
    True Grift

    And from jrg at #136, my top choice:

    There Will be Blood Libel

    Good work, everyone!

  419. 419.

    Crazy Eddie

    “White Heat–NOT”
    “Yankee Doodle Dingbat”
    “Love me or I’ll Leave”
    “The Public Enemy” and “Ragtime” (no changes needed here)

    Full disclosure-I’m a Cagney freak.

  420. 420.

    Phoenician in a time of Romans

    Let’s go for just romantic movies:

    – Witless in Wasila.

    – Eternal Sunshine through the Spotless Mind

    – Blithering Heights

    – Pricey Woman

    – Brainablanca

  421. 421.

    Long time lurker

    In the sci-fi mode
    The Forbidden Palin
    The Day the Country Stood Still
    2000 Light Years From Smart
    Sarah Palin and the Whitehouse is Doomed
    Thor(rry) thith ith a bad idea

    Hi ABL

  427. 427.

    NamelessGenXer

    @camchuck:

    Just Added:

    Legends of the Fail
    I’m Gonna Grift You Sucka (my new personal favorite)
    Sarah, Blame and Gall
    To Kill a Mocking Couric
    The Vagina Diatribes

    Short Linkie: http://wp.me/p1wMfe-2W

    PS: I am not shilling my blog because a) it’s just an idea I’m kicking around and 2) I’m only in it for the fun and destruction (of the GOOP).

  428. 428.

    Nemesis

    Im now convinced she is running. She can garner enormous pub and grift millions.

    She wins Iowa, SC and maybe NV, then who knows.

    Her “movie” could be well received. Then she will speak, voiding all the good mojo of the film.

    The gop have themselves a(nother) problem.

  433. 433.

    Dale

    But there’s no moose in Arizona.

    No, but we have elk. Close enough for a half-baked Alaskan.

  438. 438.

    anAlaskanAlsoII

    The Woman with One Red Naughty Monkey Shoe
    My UnFair Lady: Sarah DoLittle
    Full Pleather Jacket

  441. 441.

    Ghanima Atreides

    @Nemesis: she may just be angling for the VP slot. If she scares Romney in the polls badly enough, he may offer it.
    She is tied among likely republican primary voters with Romney in some polling, and she isnt even running yet.

    this is great. its like pouring gasoline into the conservative anthill and stetting it on fire.
    ;)

  448. 448.

    parenthetical

    Wasilla! Wasilla! Wasilla!
    The Abyss
    Hollow-queen
    The Jerk
    Mission: Impossible
    Get Smart

  452. 452.

    Hunter Gathers

    By way of James Bond:

    The Gov With The Golden Wink
    Starbursts Are Forever
    For Your Cash Only
    On Her Majesty’s Simpleminded Service
    Quantum Of Stupidity
    You Only Grift Twice
    Never Say Never Also, Too
    Wasilla Is Not Enough

  473. 473.

    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

    The Refudiators
    Cool Hand Fluke
    The Truthiness

    “True Quit” is my favorite so far.

  477. 477.

    Tony

    There Will be Blood Libel
    Irrefudiate
    Ground Zero Mosque of the Red Death
    Night of the Living Language
    Good Drill Hunting
    Mega-Snark versus Mockasaurus

  482. 482.

    Gringo Canoso

    La Cage aux Faux

    Ugly Vetting

    This thread has more puns than month’s worth of British tabloid headlines…

  493. 493.

    Oregon Beer Snob

    I went with more of a car theme:

    The Slow And The Dimwitted
    The Slow And The Dimwitted II: Rascal Scooter Drift

    Wasilla Nights: The Ballad Of Todd & Sarah

    Skanky and the Bandits

    And, needing no pun:
    Death Race

  498. 498.

    jasper

    The New GOP Mavericks – War of the crooked decks, loaded dice and lying cheats.

  503. 503.

    Some Guy

    Brokeback Mount McKinley

    Most moving quote from the film:

    “I just can quit you.”

  510. 510.

    Damned at Random

    One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest
    Far from Wasilla
    Goodbye Fairbanks
    The Sound of Malice
    Networth
    The Bible and Gun Club, Too
    The Bile Also Rises

  515. 515.

    Angry Geometer

    Bring Me the Head of Barack Hussein
    The (I can see) Russia House
    Raising Arizona
    The Battleship Poutemkin

  518. 518.

    Angry Geometer

    Midnight in the Garden of Good and Democrap Islamofascism
    (No fucking) Clue
    The Talented Mr. The Plumber
    Grifter Act II
    The Human Stain

  525. 525.

    Damned at Random

    To Have and Have More
    The McCain Mutiny
    Lies Actually
    Tweet, Tweet, Sweet Palin

  531. 531.

    indy_girl

    SpongeSarah SquarePillow

    Faked Birth of a Nation

    Whatever Happened to CBJ?

  537. 537.

    Jay Moyer

    I Can See the White-house from Here
    Obamination’s Comin
    Our Nation is Ready for Cross-hairs
    Uncle Sam Wants ME!
    Fancy Pageant Walkin? You-betcha!
    Mrs. Piggy Gets Lipstick
    Fire in the Belly

  540. 540.

    kster

    As I am sure they are going to re-whitewash the whole Trig birth story for the nth time, I’m guessing that “This is Spinal Tap” is still not a contender?

  542. 542.

    Tom

    Gotta get in on this:

    An American Embarrass

    A Woman of Insubstance

    Witless for the Persecution

  546. 546.

    Thoughtcrime

    Some of mine from the other thread that I haven’t seen here:

    Palin’s Labyrinth
    Wingnuts Of Desire
    Fall of the House of Musher
    Lie, Lie, My Darling
    Run Loud Run Shallow
    Erase-Her-Head
    The Wasilla Skank Redemption
    Fraud Runner
    Elephant Woman
    A Starburst Is Born
    The Immoral Mrs. Tease
    Mondo Brainless
    Mama Grizzly Dearest
    It’s A Wonderful Lie
    Valley of the Dolts
    The Adventures of Caribou Barbie Across the GOP Convention
    The Decline of Western Civilization III: The Palin Years
    The Worst of Everything
    Sarah, or the 120 Days of Palin
    The Treasure of the Sarah Con Game
    Long Con Sarah
    Paper Loon

  550. 550.

    bughunter

    GenXer – don’t leave out Paligula from your list. Brilliance.

    Also, I only saw one play on “barracuda.” There’s a whole continent of puns waiting to be conquered there…

    If They Barracuda See Me Now
    Barracuda, Shoulda, Woulda
    Barracudaly Famous
    The Barracuda Wears Saks Fifth Ave,     or
    The Devil Wears Barracuda

    I could go on, but I’ll share the glory…

  554. 554.

    HVAC Mike

    “The Salmon of Doubt”
    “The Grift-grabbers Guide to the Beltway Galaxy” (Spoiler alert! the answer is not 42, it’s $100,000)

  557. 557.

    HVAC Mike

    “Mortal Dingbat”
    “The Wasilla Witch Project”
    “Fear and Loathing in Was Silla”
    “The Incredible Ditziness of Being”
    “Inspector Wingnut”
    “Wes Craven’s (and our) New Nightmare”
    “(Illegal) Aliens”
    “Free Willy (the Todd Palin Story)”
    “Dumbheart”
    “Highlander VII – The Babbling”
    “Mrs. Magoo”
    “Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer Hears a Helicopter”
    “Not Even Close to As Good As It Gets”
    “Apology 13”
    “Un-cool Runnings”
    “Natural Born Grillers”
    “Bram Stokers Babula”
    “She’s None of That”

  563. 563.

    mpbruss

    The sequel, which will focus on Sarah’s supporters:

    Sweet Sarah’s Dumbass Throng. Voted “awesome” by an all-white jury!

  567. 567.

    Fenwick

    Heaven’s Grate
    The Whine and the Lyin’
    Something Braindead This Way Comes

  568. 568.

    constance

    2012: Spaced Odyssey

    High Futility

    Dazed & Confused II

    From the Bond files:

    Wasilla Royale
    Dr. Woe
    View Russia With Love
    Coldwinger
    Blunderdoll
    You Only Run Twice
    On Her Majesty’s Twitter Feed
    Ratings Are Forever
    Live and Let Lie
    The Girl with the Bogus Gun
    The Last Guy Who Loved Me
    Muckraker
    For Allies Only
    Octobully
    A View to Wasilla
    The Living Rewrites
    Licence to Fail
    GoldenThigh
    The Minstrel Show Never Dies
    Wasilla is Not Enough
    Lie Another Day
    Casino Grand Mal
    Quantum of Stupor
    Never Say “All Of Them” Again

  574. 574.

    Toon Moene

    Jabberwacky
    The Meaning of Lie
    Novice Academy
    The Palin Syndrome
    Sarah Palin Superstar (I don’t know how to love Her)
    The Dirty Bossin’

  575. 575.

    Razz84

    True Fools for Sister Sarah
    Sarah: Plain and Tall(and Really Stupid)
    Todd Must be Crazy
    Bend the Truth Like Palin
    The Real ‘Merican President
    Dances With Wolves (Before Shooting Them From A Helicopter)

  579. 579.

    diversityisNormal

    my favs so far: two mewls for sister palin; the sound of moose sick; never say never, also too.
    My contribution: Feeling Pale in the Land of the Midnight Sun.

  580. 580.

    Michael

    Mexican-Proof Fence
    Sarah in Blunderland
    All the President’s Men Will Need Palin-to-English Dictionaries
    I Shot a Wolf From a Helicopter
    The Shipping News is Another Newspaper That I Read
    Wall Street: Contributors Never Sleep
    Wannabe-Star Wars: Return of the Levi
    Fantastic Mr. Fox Always Asks Me Pre-Screened Questions
    Half-Terms of Endearment
    Weekend at Johnny’s

  582. 582.

    Comrade Misfit

    The Palin of the Vanities
    The Guns of Wasilla, with its sequel- Force Quit from Wasilla
    Charge Card at Tiffany’s
    The Sum of All Delusions
    PreznitQuest
    The Hunt for Red Murrica

  585. 585.

    silvermoon

    The Stupid, The Bad and The Spiteful

    The Wizard of Odds

    A Narcissistic Life

    She Having a Baby (Not)

    Raising Alaska

    The Quitter’s Speech

    A Witch for All Seasons

    Liar, Liar (don’t have to change that name)

    Dumb and Dumber (ah, well I could add dumbest)

    The Awful Lie

    Freak House

    Sarah Dearest

  586. 586.

    Toon Moene

    Cry Boredom
    Sarah Sings the blues
    Everything you always wanted to know … (I kid you not)
    American Gaffity
    The Towering Innuendo

    [ I’m now at 1974 in Wikipedia’s list of films – I will be
    here all night !]

  587. 587.

    Toon Moene

    The Day of the Roguest
    Family Plot (original – we’re all in it for the money)
    The Goodbye Girl (original, I kid you not)
    Annie Stall
    The Shallow
    Rookie and the Pundit

  588. 588.

    Uranus Hz

    Dude, Where’s my Clue?
    Mrs. Palin’s Penguins
    Buffoon
    City of Oh My Freakin’ God
    It’s a Wonderful Lie
    Demento
    Apocalypse Now Also Too

  589. 589.

    Toon Moene

    Duperwoman
    Heaven Can’t Wait (and we neither)
    Foul Play
    The Muppet Movie (starring Miss Piggy-with-the-lipstick)
    The Red Loon

  591. 591.

    Toon Moene

    Top Nut
    Back to School
    Ruthless People
    Fatal Distraction
    Good Morning, Alaska
    The Secret of my Success (I kid you not)
    Lethal Waffle
    The Witch of (Far) Westwick

  592. 592.

    Toon Moene

    The Naked Fun: From the Files of Novice Squad!
    Look Who’s Talking (no editing required)
    Born on the Fourth of August (my nemesis)
    The Star of the Bozos
    Total Recall (OK, that has to wait)
    Known Innocent (this is probably too subtle)

  597. 597.

    Toon Moene

    Sarah Palin and the Lost Crusade
    Hook – Line and Sinker
    Clear and Present Danger
    Mission: Implausible
    The Hunchback of Our Lady
    The Nutty Professor (my nemesis)
    Woman in Red
    The Fifth Amendment

  599. 599.

    Toon Moene

    There’s Something About Sarah
    Deep Instinct
    The Mommy
    Bloviator
    What Women Want (this cannot be for real)
    How Newt Stole Christmas
    Minority Deport

  603. 603.

    Victor V

    Something Wicked This Way Comes
    Two Mules For Sister Sarah
    It’s A Mad Mad World
    Gone Baby Gone
    Fatal Attraction
    Repulsion
    The (not so) Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
    (P)resident Evil
    North to Alaska
    North by Whatever
    Northern Exposure
    The Call of the Wild

  604. 604.

    Ann

    The Dumbest Gal in the Room (documentary)
    Fool, Inc. (documentary)
    Who’s That Girl?

  619. 619.

    msirt

    More trite and boring stuff:

    The Last Angry Ma’am.
    Vanity Fare
    Preacher’s Pet
    The Long, Long Trailer
    Ma’am of “You Betcha”.
    The Hunt for Red November
    Shame
    The Louse that Roared
    Lady is a Tramp

  623. 623.

    Just some guy

    A Sale of Two Titties
    Goodbye, Mrs. Dip
    Withering Rights
    Children of a Lesser Clod
    A Pack of Clips, Now!
    The Wrong Stuff
    S.P. the Extraterrestrial
    The Liar In Winter

  624. 624.

    ed sanders

    so many great ones, but I didn’t see “The Candidate… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

  634. 634.

    Husky IV

    “The Neiman-Marcus Witch Project”
    “Gone With the Windbag” co-starring John McCain

  637. 637.

    bloozguy

    The Whining
    America By Bus
    The Buffoonic Woman
    What I Shot on My Summer Vacation
    Every Which Way But Lucid
    The Charge of the Light Charade
    Throw Momma Grizzly Off the Train
    Wasilly Wonkette’s Shortcut Factory
    Planet of the Gaffs
    Death Panel 2012
    Das Loot
    The Red Badge of Clownage
    Gullible’s Travels

  640. 640.

    Pattycakes

    Knocked Up: The Bristol Palin Story
    They Shoot Congresswomen, Don’t They
    The Eccentric Cowgirl
    Planes, Trains, and Snowmachines
    Half-Baked Alaska
    Teabagging with Mussolini
    Mrs. Half-Term Goes to Washington
    Sled-Dog Day Afternoon
    Nell, Redux

  643. 643.

    Maria

    Tacolips Now.
    Princess of Thieves.
    My Big Fat Quitting.
    My little Wassillee.
    Turdsie.
    Love (money) Story.

  644. 644.

    Patrick Griffin

    Palin biopic title suggestions:

    Water From Elephants

    The Right Wing Stuff

    Atlas Flubbed

    The Non-Reader

    Night of the Pig Guano

    Starship Bloopers

    True Grot

    Eat, Pray, Hurl

    Sleazy Rider

    Zabriske’s Pointless

    Ju-NO!

    The McCain Mutiny

    Mindablanca

    One Stayed in the Cuckoo’s Nest

    Substandard Expectations

    Raging Bulls**t

    Bad Will Hunting

    V for Vaccuous

    Loon Soup

    Mistake River

  646. 646.

    Jim

    Citizen Con
    From Here to Infirmity
    All Quit on the Aleutian Front
    New Mules for Sister Sarah / New Tools for Sister Sarah
    The Gaps of Wraith
    Gistbusters
    100 Bellows
    Marathon Mange
    Birth of A-gression

  649. 649.

    Finknottle

    Juneau Nothing
    For a Few Dullards More
    All of Them Quiet on the Western Front
    A Freakin’ Queen

  650. 650.

    Toon Moene

    Malice in Wonderland
    The Department (as in, departing)
    Far West Side Story
    Black Hawaii
    The Carpetbaggers (see “Sara Palin and the Exodus to Phoenix”)
    The Bible: At the End
    The Professorials (my nemeses)
    Madame eX
    Dummy Girl

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