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Open Thread – All Creatures Short and Squat edition

by Sarah, Proud and Tall|  May 25, 20111:27 am| 45 Comments

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The International Institute for Species Exploration at Arizona State University has chosen their top ten new species for 2011.

The thing above, which looks a little like something you would find in your refrigerator when you get back from holidays, is a Louisiana Pancake Batfish, and lives in the Gulf of Mexico in the region of the oil spill.

The incredible list also includes a jumping cockroach, a cricket that pollinates a rare orchid, a mushroom that grows underwater and a leech which was “discovered feeding from the nasal mucous membrane of a little girl in Peru”.

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  1. 1.

    Origuy

    May 25, 2011 at 1:36 am

    FYWP keeps eating my comment, which is (trying for the 3rd time):

    Louisiana Pancake Batfish? Anyone we know?

  2. 2.

    Suffern ACE

    May 25, 2011 at 1:39 am

    The pancake fish looks like its already breaded.

  3. 3.

    Comrade Luke

    May 25, 2011 at 1:49 am

    Wingnuts are calling the Giffords shooting a hoax? Really?

  4. 4.

    MikeJ

    May 25, 2011 at 1:51 am

    I thought it looked more like a latke.

  5. 5.

    Cliff

    May 25, 2011 at 2:04 am

    Well I’ll be goddamned, it looks like my state provides something of value to the world after all.

  6. 6.

    Cliff

    May 25, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Also, I just saw the video of Matt Taibbi vs. McMegan on Goldman Sachs. McMegan’s default argument seems to be “stuff is hard to do, don’t do it.”

  7. 7.

    Joseph Nobles

    May 25, 2011 at 2:11 am

    Edward James Olmos in for Dexter Season 6. So say we AHHHHHHH!!!!

    http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2011/05/dexter-adds-edward-james-olmos-for-season-6.html

  8. 8.

    Roger Moore

    May 25, 2011 at 2:13 am

    @Comrade Luke:
    There’s an old (by internet standards) saying that “for any nutty theory, beyond-the-fringe political view, or strange religion there exists a proponent on the Net. The proof is left as an exercise for your kill-file.” For the uninitiated, a kill-file was similar to a pie filter back in the good old days.

  9. 9.

    ruemara

    May 25, 2011 at 2:15 am

    very interesting. I now refuse to allow my nose anywhere near Peru.

  10. 10.

    trollhattan

    May 25, 2011 at 2:24 am

    @Origuy:

    Bobbie Jindal in his pre-shapeshifter form? Needs a word balloon saying “Volcano research”

  11. 11.

    freelancer

    May 25, 2011 at 2:25 am

    @Joseph Nobles:

    Sometimes, you gotta roll the hard scalpel.

  12. 12.

    piratedan

    May 25, 2011 at 2:28 am

    @Comrade Luke: ty Luke, nothing like more outrage just before bed….

  13. 13.

    Gordon Guano

    May 25, 2011 at 2:29 am

    I thought the Fiend Folio had taxonomic dibs on the flumph.

  14. 14.

    Yutsano

    May 25, 2011 at 2:30 am

    Teh alienz, they haz landed.

  15. 15.

    Jenny

    May 25, 2011 at 2:35 am

    Frontline featured wikileaks tonight.

    Manning comes off mixed.

    But Assange comes off as sick. At one point he tells the editor of the Guardian, that “informants deserve to die”, which is really evil, considering his entire site is based on informants.

    http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5007/assange.jpg

  16. 16.

    ruemara

    May 25, 2011 at 2:37 am

    @Jenny:

    This may turn a lot of his… progressive fans off.

  17. 17.

    Yutsano

    May 25, 2011 at 2:42 am

    @ruemara:

    This may turn a lot of his… progressive fans off on.

    Fixteth that for you. Assagne literally can do no wrong no commit no sin in their eyes. They will rationalize this away.

  18. 18.

    Origuy

    May 25, 2011 at 2:51 am

    @trollhattan: I had in mind one our our regular trolls.

  19. 19.

    eemom

    May 25, 2011 at 2:52 am

    I’ll grant you I’m in a shitty mood, but…..if you’re gonna go out of character at will, you kind of blow the beauty of being fictional. Jussayinzall.

    Anyway, fuck this stupid blog. If I had any sense I’d never click on it again.

  20. 20.

    Yutsano

    May 25, 2011 at 3:04 am

    Hmm…I may have a party to get ready for here soon. Or an epic orgy of drunkenness and shenanigans that will make the Olympics look like a tea party.

  21. 21.

    Sarah Proud and Tall

    May 25, 2011 at 3:12 am

    @eemom:

    Sorry, dear. I couldn’t think of a way to get a poo joke in there, but thought people might find it interesting anyway…

  22. 22.

    asiangrrlMN

    May 25, 2011 at 3:19 am

    The hay-ll? Bi-zarre. And, surely the animals take shits. Surely. Eddie Izzard. Mmmmm….what? Stream of conscience. Haters.

    @Yutsano: Wooooooooooot! How you be?

  23. 23.

    Arclite

    May 25, 2011 at 3:52 am

    Over at TPM:

    Report: Obama Justice Department Green Lights John Edwards Prosecution

    I guess no Looking Forward Not Looking Back for Johnny Edwards. I wonder when we’ll see the Bush and Cheney prosecutions, now that they’re getting so brave. 2013, perhaps?

  24. 24.

    kdaug

    May 25, 2011 at 4:26 am

    @Joseph Nobles:

    So say we AHHHHHHH!

    “What do you hear?”
    “Nothing but the rain, sir.”
    “Well, bring in the cat and grab your gun.”
    “Boom, boom, boom.”

  25. 25.

    blackfrancis

    May 25, 2011 at 4:35 am

    http://youtu.be/w5lxdzX8svE

    Just because.

  26. 26.

    Frankensteinbeck (The ex-Uloborus)

    May 25, 2011 at 5:37 am

    @Arclite:
    Do you really think there’s the remotest similarity between those two issues? John Edwards is a routine indictment for violation of campaign finance laws. Those rarely go anywhere, but they’re not controversial. The other involves trying to prosecute the former president of the opposition party for that president’s policies. That is ‘destroy your presidency’ controversial, certainly not going anywhere because of the murkiness of the legal question of presidential powers, and would not in the remotest deter future offenders. Or do you think Cheney would have taken as much as five seconds to go ‘But *I* won’t get caught’? Since he and Bush still get pissed at the American people that we don’t understand that they were always right in every way?

    Odds are you disagree with some of my arguments there. Fair enough. But I hope you see that there is no comparison between these two prosecutions whatsoever. You cannot judge one by the other.

  27. 27.

    Steve M.

    May 25, 2011 at 6:23 am

    I thought it was a ravioli with chopped mushrooms and a lot of fresh parm.

  28. 28.

    Slowbama

    May 25, 2011 at 6:57 am

    I knew that Hochul had won and won big when I turned on my teevee this morning and there was not a word being said about it, anywhere.

  29. 29.

    Southern Beale

    May 25, 2011 at 7:09 am

    ZOMG WHAT IS THAT?!!! GAH!!

    KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!

    * stomp * * stomp * *stomp *

  30. 30.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 7:15 am

    it’s the flying vomit alien from Operation: Annihilate!

  31. 31.

    JGabriel

    May 25, 2011 at 7:45 am

    From the top 10 new species list, Darwin’s Bark Spider:

    This orb-weaving spider builds the largest orb-style webs that are known to science. Webs of this species have been found spanning rivers, streams and lakes with “bridgelines” reaching up to 25m in length and total web size reaching up to 2.8m2. The silk spun by these spiders has an average toughness of 250MJ/m3 with the highest measured at 520MJ/ m3. This makes it, “the toughest biological material ever studied, over ten times stronger than a similarly-sized piece of Kevlar” and more than two times stronger than any other known spider silk.

    This is the kind of discovery that makes you realize how much we still have to discover. I mean, how could we miss the world’s largest spider webs? How is that we didn’t even know about the creature that makes them until a couple years ago?

    Because we still have so much to learn:

    The unusual behaviors of this new species will allow us to understand size dimorphism, mate guarding, and self castration (among others).

    Size dimorphism, mate guarding, and … excuse me?

    Holy shit.

    Never mind. I don’t want to know.

    .

  32. 32.

    JGabriel

    May 25, 2011 at 7:54 am

    Darwin’s Bark Spider:

    The unusual behaviors of this new species will allow us to understand size dimorphism, mate guarding, and self castration (among others).

    I hereby award this sentence the Double-Take Before Breakfast award. I haven’t even had my coffee yet.

    .

  33. 33.

    JPL

    May 25, 2011 at 7:57 am

    BBC online is streaming the press conference between Cameron and Obama.

  34. 34.

    bjacques

    May 25, 2011 at 8:06 am

    Barking Spiders!???

    Oh, wait.

    Still cool, but could have been so much cooler.

  35. 35.

    AliceBlue

    May 25, 2011 at 9:31 am

    @cleek:
    cleek FTW!

  36. 36.

    El Cid

    May 25, 2011 at 9:31 am

    @Suffern ACE: My thoughts exactly. Just what the Louisiana pan-frying industry needs.

    And what with the Gulf, you wouldn’t even have to add oil to the pan.

  37. 37.

    Citizen_X

    May 25, 2011 at 9:40 am

    @eemom:

    I’m in a shitty mood

    Jaysus, I guess so. Anyway, Sarah, thanks for putting cool stuff like this on “this stupid blog.”

  38. 38.

    shortstop

    May 25, 2011 at 9:42 am

    @ruemara: It’s always the Andean kids. Why do they always have to put up with this shit?

  39. 39.

    shortstop

    May 25, 2011 at 9:46 am

    @JGabriel: I’m not fond of spiders, but the research being done in Costa Rica on the super-tough properties of the golden orb spider’s silk fascinates me. It can be used for medical sutures, among other things. Will have to check this barking spider out…er, castration and all.

  40. 40.

    JGabriel

    May 25, 2011 at 10:02 am

    @cleek:

    it’s the flying vomit alien from Operation: Annihilate!

    Damn, those flying aliens really were fake vomit:

    The neural parasites were made by covering individual novelty vomits with a clear, inflatable bladder.

    I had no idea.

    .

  41. 41.

    HL_guy

    May 25, 2011 at 11:42 am

    FYI- the self-castration thing, in spiders, really amounts to one of two situations. The first is where one or both of the copulatory organs (palps) is broken off and left inside the female. This makes sense if the male is unlikely to mate again (often true), because it is ‘reproductively dead’ anyway, and especially if it serves to prevent subsequent fertilization by other males (possibly true).

    In other spiders, the palps are over-large and impede locomotion, so the male twists *one* off at maturity and carries on with just a single copulatory organ. Since many familiar animals get by with just one copulatory organ, you can understand how this really would not be ‘castration’ at all. Just dumping extra ballast to ensure a chance at landing somewhere reproductively promising.

    It is never a case where the spiders cut their willies off and join a monastery or follow a comet- usually it’s a post-mating exercise, seldom reduces fecundity of the males, and can improve it relative to competing males.

  42. 42.

    shortstop

    May 25, 2011 at 11:52 am

    @HL_guy:

    It is never a case where the spiders cut their willies off and join a monastery or follow a comet

    Hilarious.

  43. 43.

    Carol from CO

    May 25, 2011 at 11:55 am

    The pancake fish looks like it has feet.

  44. 44.

    trollhattan

    May 25, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    @Origuy:

    In my defense, it was late but now I gets it! However, that hardly seems fair to the poor fish.

  45. 45.

    Wallis Lane

    May 25, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    I thought “Louisiana pancake batfish” is what James Carville is going to go if they don’t stop talking about Newt Gingrich’s candidacy.

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