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You are here: Home / Politics / Never mind what you normally would do

Never mind what you normally would do

by DougJ|  June 2, 20119:25 pm| 37 Comments

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Come on on you, cough up a buck you cheap bastard.

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  1. 1.

    stuckinred

    June 2, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    This damn thing needs to take paypal, everyone else does!

  2. 2.

    Southern Beale

    June 2, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    And the war on women continues:

    Idaho Woman Arrested and Charged with ‘Unlawful Abortion’
    __
    Unable to afford the doctors visits and medical bills associated with an actual medical abortion, Jennie L. McCormack of Idaho instead had her sister purchase drugs online to ingest in order to cause a miscarriage. McCormack, who is the mother of three, is now being charged with “unlawful abortion” according to the Associated Press.
    __
    If McCormack is found guilty, she could be subject to a $5000 penalty as well as up to five years in prison.

  3. 3.

    Doug Harlan J

    June 2, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    @stuckinred:

    I hate paypal. Use a credit card.

  4. 4.

    stuckinred

    June 2, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    @Doug Harlan J: Well, I don’t and I won’t. Now, if it’s a doggie that needs help. . .

    eta. Upon further review they do now!!!!

  5. 5.

    stuckinred

    June 2, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    Did the thermometer move???

  6. 6.

    freelancer (itouch)

    June 2, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    Elaine’s Dad played by Lawrence Tierney. Brilliant.

    According to the commentary on that episode, Tierney was a raving lunatic.

  7. 7.

    beltane

    June 2, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    @Southern Beale: Expect to see more of this in the near future. I’m sure the family values crowd will demand the death penalty for this poor woman and for her three children to be sold to human traffickers because that’s the type of people they are.

  8. 8.

    srv

    June 2, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    I’ll dollar match any contributions after my comment up to $250. Put your contribution amount down.

  9. 9.

    stuckinred

    June 2, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    @srv: 22 counting tip but I did it before your comment.

  10. 10.

    Disgruntled Lurker

    June 2, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    25.00 plus a dollar tip.

  11. 11.

    David Fud

    June 2, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    50 + 5, thanks for the match srv!

  12. 12.

    opal

    June 2, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    @Doug Harlan J:

    Can I create an impromptu LLC so I don’t have to reveal where I work?

  13. 13.

    Poopyman

    June 2, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Oh, fuck off, Doug.

    Oh! @srv: is matching, eh? OK, I’m in for $80.

  14. 14.

    hilts

    June 2, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    Doug,

    Isn’t it time to create a Mark Halperin award for the most breathtakingly stupid commentary on politics?

    Halperin’s gems from yesterday’s Last Word

    And she [Palin] quit the governorship — I’m not here as an apologist for her — under the laws of the state her family was going to be bankrupt by litigation and public records requests. She wasn’t interested in doing that. I’m not saying that’s a positive for her, but I don’t think it’s a reflection of her ambition, her level of ambition or her interest in public service.

    I think he’s [Trump] much more serious about running before than you do. He spent a fair amount of time about talking to people working for his campaign. I don’t know why he would have gone through hours and hours of meetings if it were all just a charade.

    h/t http://www.salon.com/news/politics/sarah_palin/index.html?story=/politics/war_room/2011/06/02/halperin_trump_what

  15. 15.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    June 2, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    @Southern Beale: It will be interesting to see how this plays out. Portugal had banned abortion, up until the point women started actually getting threatened to be sent to jail for the abortions. The ban ended pretty quickly after that.

  16. 16.

    Warren Terra

    June 2, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    @srv:

    I’ll dollar match any contributions after my comment up to $250. Put your contribution amount down.

    $68 (plus a 5% tip to ActBlue). No numerological reason for the odd number, except that it divided into eighths fairly cleanly.

    PS if the Republicans get their 3 recall petitions approved for the ballot, I assume those three Democrats will be added?

  17. 17.

    beltane

    June 2, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    I hate to bring up Sarah Palin, but this video of her in Boston talking about Paul Revere (I think) is the last word in stupid http://dailykos.com/story/2011/06/02/981563/-Oh-Dear-Lord-Palin-mangles-Paul-Revere?via=siderec How does this woman manage to wipe her ass every day?

  18. 18.

    Southern Beale

    June 2, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    Here’s my blog post on it: Those Sluts Must Be Punished.

    The thing that gets me is that this just proves what we’ve been saying all along: putting up roadblocks to abortion — even making it illegal — won’t stop it from happening! It just pushes women into to doing desperate, unsafe things. Instead of making abortion so impossible to access that a woman has to treat herself, possibly permanenly injuring or killing herself and leaving three kids without a parent, isn’t it just better to have a doctor do the procedure?

    I’m sorry. There I go again, making sense to people who have zero interest in reason or logic. Sorry. I don’t know what I was thinking.

  19. 19.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    June 2, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    $100+10%. Looks like I’m too late for the match, but thanks. :-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  20. 20.

    Will

    June 2, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    Done!

  21. 21.

    hilts

    June 2, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    @beltane:

    The last word in stupid

    By this time next week, Palin will have made half a dozen statements that are far stupider than the one you cited. She’s the bottomless pit of stupid. Watching her talk is like watching an endless loop of someone slipping on a banana peel.

  22. 22.

    srv

    June 2, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Done:

    Dave Hansen — $31.25
    Jessica King — $31.25
    Jim Holperin — $31.25
    Bob Wirch — $31.25
    ActBlue Technical Services Tips — $10.00
    Fred Clark — $31.25
    Shelly Moore — $31.25
    Sandy Pasch — $31.25
    Nancy Nusbaum — $31.25
    Total: $260.00

  23. 23.

    Will

    June 2, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    $25 + $5 tip.

  24. 24.

    tim serbo

    June 2, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    jayzus t. bieber on a cracker, you are worse than npr during beg week(s). fine, there go $25 i can’t afford, but better them than BofA, Citi, and Chase, n’est-ce pas?

    pets are the only antidepressant worth a damn. my mother died jan. 2009, i had a myocardial infarction 12/22/10, my sister died in april, the country is going mad and the ice caps are melting, and though i’m sad as hell, duh, i’m not depressed. it’s gotta be the bunny (center of the dec. 2011 page of your BJ calendar, surveying his domain from the vantage of a guitar case). i hope you’re enjoying weather as supernal as that we’re blessed with in gotham this weekend. fair winds and following tides upon you all.

  25. 25.

    Poopyman

    June 2, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    Thanks, srv!

    The numbers keep going up, but the thermometer just sits there. Musta lost its mercury.

  26. 26.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    June 2, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    @srv: That’s not the real names of all those people who just kicked in, is it?

  27. 27.

    chris

    June 2, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    In for 100 spot….Go democat badgers!!!

  28. 28.

    Martin

    June 2, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    Just a reminder that not all states are self-destructing under teatard rule:

    The Assembly passed one of the year’s most controversial and intensively lobbied bills Thursday — imposing rate regulation on health insurers — after Republicans walked out of the chamber in protest.

    Keep fighting the good fight WI.

  29. 29.

    TooManyJens

    June 2, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: Those are the candidates.

  30. 30.

    shortstop

    June 2, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: Those are the candidates being supported.

  31. 31.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    June 2, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    Duh. Shows how much I’ve been paying attention. Y’all keep up the good work and don’t mind me.

  32. 32.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    June 2, 2011 at 11:09 pm

    i just put 25 dollars in, so now i am forever linked to you damned hippies somewhere in the arcania of documents no one in their right mind would parse down to that level.

  33. 33.

    JPK

    June 2, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    $40 + tip. Thanks for getting this in front of me and making it easy.

  34. 34.

    eemom

    June 2, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    @shortstop:

    man, for someone who doesn’t spend a lot of time here, you sure spend a lot of time here.

  35. 35.

    joel hanes

    June 2, 2011 at 11:53 pm

    $128.00, evenly split 8 x $16.00

    plus 12.00 tip

  36. 36.

    Doug Harlan J

    June 3, 2011 at 12:14 am

    Thanks everybody! $2500 today, not a bad haul!

    These elections are important and I’ll be blegging a lot.

  37. 37.

    Spaghetti Lee

    June 3, 2011 at 12:25 am

    I’m not a cheap bastard, I’m a penniless bastard. I’m home from college and living with my folks, but cannot find a summer job to save my life, and the amounts I’m seeing some people donate amount to close to 20% of my life savings. Wish I could do more. I might kick in a $10 or $20 closer to election day. Hopefully I’ll have a job by then.

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