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You are here: Home / Civil Rights / LGBTQ Rights / Gay Rights are Human Rights / I know I keep harping on about this…

I know I keep harping on about this…

by Sarah, Proud and Tall|  June 20, 201110:00 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Gay Rights are Human Rights, Assholes

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… but if you live in New York state and have not called your senator, you are missing the opportunity to make Maggie Gallagher cry, scream and throw things.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo continues to meet with key GOP senators, including Sens. Steve Saland and Andrew Lanza – apparently the most likely to change their vote – and Sen. Kemp Hannon, who is a “no” vote but who has been advising the Republican majority on legal issues relating to religious exemptions from the proposed law.

Cuomo released the following statement:

Our state is closer than ever before to achieving marriage equality for all New Yorkers. Today, you can help make it happen.

Last week, the state Assembly voted to pass marriage equality in New York, affirming their commitment to fairness and equal rights for same-sex couples. Now, it is up to the state Senate to do the same. With Albany’s legislative session coming to a close this week, the time for progress is now.

Contact your state Senator today and urge them to vote yes on marriage equality. With this historic legislation, we can ensure that same-sex couples in New York are finally given the rights and protections they deserve.

If you are in the districts of the following senators, please call and briefly and politely urge your support for the proposed law.

Senate Majority Leader Dean Skelos has the power to bring the bill up for a vote – 518-455-3171

Republican senators James Alesi of Monroe County – 518 – 455-2015 and Roy McDonald of Saratoga County – 518 – 455-2381 have already announced their support for the bill, and should be told they are doing the right thing.

The staffers of the following Republican senators may be happy to hear a quiet and polite voice in support after all the screeching by the wingnuts:

Andrea del Sarto (1486-1530) - St. John the Baptist

* Stephen Saland of Poughkeepsie – 518-455-2411

* Andrew Lanza of Staten Island – 518-455-3215

* Mark Grisanti of Buffalo – 518-455-3240

* Greg Ball of Patterson – 518-455-3111

* Kemp Hannon of Garden City – 518-455-2200

We can’t ruin Maggie’s year without you.

[Image – St. John the Baptist – Andrea del Sarto (1486-1530)]
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29Comments

  1. 1.

    jo6pac

    June 20, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    Yep I agree we still seam in sort of court battle in Callie

  2. 2.

    Brian R.

    June 20, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    Wow, Gladys Kravitz sure did get fat.

  3. 3.

    cinesimon

    June 20, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    Maggie didn’t do a funny – she really is a funny all in herself.
    Unfortunately, a dangerous funny.

  4. 4.

    beergoggles

    June 20, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    In other gay news, a bunch of gay blogs and the gay/political section of my facebook page is pinging with the story of gay orgs being ‘hijacked’ by AT&T in their pursuit of anti-net-neutrality and pro-T-Mobil acquisition.

    Nice summary here: http://www.pamshouseblend.com/diary/19482/the-twists-and-turns-in-the-story-of-glaads-executive-directors-resignation

  5. 5.

    Linda Featheringill

    June 20, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    John the Baptist? Oh, my, Sarah. My Sunday School teachers didn’t present him that way.

    He’s almost enough to make me return to religion. [But not quite.]

  6. 6.

    ruemara

    June 20, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    Wish I still lived in NY, but I think in my district-manhattan or queens, you’ve already got that vote. I know we can do this.

  7. 7.

    sistermoon

    June 20, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    I live in NY, and I’ve gotten 10 robocalls in the past 3 days from NOM.

    I don’t think they like the responses they’re receiving…

  8. 8.

    AliceBlue

    June 20, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    I don’t live in NY but I’m hoping for the best.

    Gallagher looks like Kathy Bates in Misery.

  9. 9.

    MonkeyBoy

    June 20, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    I really don’t think that outlawing gay marriage will make all those cute gay men want to have sex with obese women.

  10. 10.

    sfinny

    June 20, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    Me too on the robocalls from NOM. Sometimes I pretend to agree just so I can get a person and pester them. Most times now I just hit no at the first question.

    I’ve called and e-mailed my senator already, but I think tomorrow requires another call.

  11. 11.

    PurpleGirl

    June 20, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    MY state senator — Michael Gianaris — is a supporter of the bill. I’ll send an e-mail thanking him for his stance.

    Since my landline phone is temporarily suspended by Verizon, I’m not being bothered by robo calls. (Thank ghu.)

  12. 12.

    Mark S.

    June 20, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    Gallagher reminds me way too much of a crazy Catholic school teacher I had in 6th grade. All roads led back to abortion and how we must never have sex ever until we were married and birth control was a huge sin. Unsurprisingly, two of her three daughters got pregnant in high school.

  13. 13.

    Mark S.

    June 20, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    In other news, Venus won her first round match at Wimbledon in the complimentary bathrobe provided by her hotel.

    I kid because I love.

    ETA: If I’d waited ten seconds, I could have put this in the OT.

  14. 14.

    Linda Featheringill

    June 20, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    A lot of people really bitched about that outfit. I don’t see the problem. This woman is an athlete and has really good muscle tone and frankly looks good in that deceptively simple little number.

  15. 15.

    Arundel

    June 20, 2011 at 11:09 pm

    I’m just annoyed to read that the vote has been delayed because churches need some extra hand-holding and reassurances. Despite the fact that it’s been crystal clear from day one that this is purely a civic matter, that no church would ever be obliged to officiate a gay marriage, ever. Like, that was never ever in the cards.

    I’m not liking this ominous delay. But if not this year, then next year. And the year after that and the year after that. We will win on this in NY state. Right now it seems o so begrudging and tentative. Heels are dragging. But I have faith that this will get done, as a matter of basic fairness and equality. If Iowa could do it..etc.

    Also, fuck Upstate NY. they might as well be from Tennessee politically. Like the Onion’s Atlas said, “New York State has NYC. That’s all there is.” And it’s fucking true. I don’t care about some pastor’s concerns up near Canada. I want to see New York State do the right thing. All we want is equality, civic equality.

    And if that’s too much to ask, if anyone reading that looks askance, that gay relationships be given civic recognition and the benefits of marriage equal to heterosexuals, deal. We know it’s a long haul, but we will win.

  16. 16.

    MAJeff

    June 20, 2011 at 11:20 pm

    I’m just annoyed to read that the vote has been delayed because churches need some extra hand-holding and reassurances. Despite the fact that it’s been crystal clear from day one that this is purely a civic matter, that no church would ever be obliged to officiate a gay marriage, ever. Like, that was never ever in the cards.

    But, it’s not about churches being required to perform ceremonies anymore. Now, it’s about church-based social service agencies being able to get state contracts without treating all citizens equally. The bigot bishops want catholic charities to be able to get state money without being required to follow civil law.

  17. 17.

    Roy G

    June 20, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    Holy crap, the picture above is being kind – take a look at her pic on Wikipedia:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggie_gallagher

    I don’t mean to be a ‘lookist,’ but when you can’t see somebody’s chin, something is not quite right, I mean, besides the politics.

    Funny how she’s so pro ‘traditional family’ yet had a child out of wedlock. Do as I say, indeed.

  18. 18.

    PhoenixRising

    June 21, 2011 at 12:23 am

    Now, now.

    Maggie is not an awful person because she could break a mirror. She is ugly on the outside because she is an awful, hypocritical, cruel, lying sack of mercenaries’ nightmares.

    So call your state senator and remind him/her that as awe-inspiringly nasty as Maggie and the NOMs can be…they’re only a handful of NY voters. If they had sufficient political power to impose their views, they wouldn’t need flying monkeys to screech in from Princeton.

  19. 19.

    Ghanima Atreides

    June 21, 2011 at 12:32 am

    wallah….she is a whale.
    she must have gained a hundred pounds since i last saw a picture of her.
    The wages of evil are radical weight gain?

  20. 20.

    Citizen_X

    June 21, 2011 at 1:00 am

    Whilst people are picking on the lead bigot in this interview, allow me to point the snideness to the right side of the screen: does that guy really think he’s heterosexual?

  21. 21.

    d. john

    June 21, 2011 at 3:09 am

    meh.. just read her wiki page

    Gallagher believes that same-sex attraction is not a choice but that the decision to act on that desire and to incorporate it into one’s identity is a choice that bears moral reflection.

    That’s just stupid bloody-mindedness.

    So she suggests that if you are gay, you are immoral unless you:
    A) Abstain from sex, which for most people, (to use an apropos metaphor) is harder than a priest in a playground.
    about those catholic priests… how’s abstinence working out for ya?
    B) Engage in the nausea inducing activity of engaging in sex with someone who is the wrong (relative) gender.

    Actually I don’t know a lot about B, being ambi, I guess I wouldn’t. But I’m told it’s not pleasant. Maybe about as pleasant as the idea of having teh secks with Mrs. Gallager. ick.

    So umm, yeah.. Those are some real options there missy, ya sanctimonious bitch – didn’t she have a kid out of wedlock too?

    What an ignorant, simpleminded cretin this woman is.

    Jesus wept.

  22. 22.

    jinxtigr

    June 21, 2011 at 7:30 am

    Fuck these people. I passionately prefer women (just not that woman) but they want to make me go out and suck dick just to piss them off :D

    Some of the nicest couples I know are gay men and women. I will NEVER waver on this issue. Just because I’m pervy enough to find the opposite sex strangely compelling doesn’t make me ‘straight’ by this awful woman’s standards. Hell with her.

  23. 23.

    prufrock

    June 21, 2011 at 9:37 am

    Holy crap, the picture above is being kind – take a look at her pic on Wikipedia:

    She looks like the Captain from WALL-E.

  24. 24.

    Chrisd

    June 21, 2011 at 9:44 am

    I would’ve thought the income derived from being a high-level professional homophobe would entitle her to a nice haircut and makeover for her television appearances.

  25. 25.

    Woodrowfan

    June 21, 2011 at 9:55 am

    I still kind of feel sorry for her. This is a very sad and scared woman. Unfortunately spreading hate and lies is how she deals…

  26. 26.

    Lisa

    June 21, 2011 at 10:41 am

    What a hateful, miserable creature. I would make fun of her being such a porker. But I am also a porker. Well, since I am on the internets, imagine that I look like Zoe Saldana as I say: She is a fucking fattypigfatty.

  27. 27.

    themann1086

    June 21, 2011 at 10:51 am

    Organized Religion: Whining about deserving all the benefits of state support without having to shoulder the responsibilities since forever.

  28. 28.

    Surly Duff

    June 21, 2011 at 11:19 am

    Gallagher: This bill will not protect parents’ rights to what their children are taught in public schools about marriage.
    WTF is she babbling about? That makes no sense at all.

    I did not realize that specific definitions of marriage were even part of public curriculum. What class is that taught in again? Have most schools added “Constitutional Litigation” or “constitutional Theory” to its currciculum while I wasn’t looking?

  29. 29.

    Chet

    June 24, 2011 at 3:18 am

    Remember that old George Carlin line about how the people who are militantly anti-abortion are always the people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?

    Extend that to sex-hating “social conservatism” generally, and you’ve got Maggie G. as the poster child for that dynamic.

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