Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

The GOP couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a fist full of 50s.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Come on, man.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

You can’t love your country only when you win.

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  1. 1.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    Don’t you people ever sleep? How can I catch up on my drinking when all y’all keep posting?

  4. 4.

    Yutsano

    PUPPEH!!

    Who ironically has a cat to thank for this advancement. The universe, it is indeed a strange thing.

    EDIT: @ wifey: hi hon.

  5. 5.

    Elizabelle

    He looks cute in a scarf.

    Seems to be getting around quite snappily too. Good news.

  6. 6.

    asiangrrlMN

    @Steepman, NO! My rusty pitchfork is otherwise occupied. But, I’m grooving to the vid, so thanks for that. I’m good. (Originally wrote god, but I’m clearly not that). You?

    @Yutsy, what’s up? I’m procrastinating on my cleaning, but only until after I eat my dinner. Tick-tock! Time is running out!

  7. 7.

    Yutsano

    Originally wrote god, but I’m clearly not that

    The jury’s still out on that fact.

    I’m procrastinating on my cleaning, but only until after I eat my dinner.

    My dishes are 99% washed and I have more clothes on right now than I should. And I really really really want it to be the weekend.

  9. 9.

    Yutsano

    @ wifey: I want you to know it’s nothing personal against Stephen, but I steadfastly refuse to listen to that song no matter who re-does it.

    And just because I can, and just about every Canuckistani I’ve ever known has been able to laugh at himself.

  10. 10.

    scav

    No, we don’t sleep and I’m somehow still reading this as on operation upon the world’s first dog, in which case, the prosthetics are the least amazing element of the story. Sleep thus might be a good idea.

    ETA: granted, if he is the world’s first dog, one can understand he’s probably due for a retread by now.

  11. 11.

    asiangrrlMN

    @Yutsy, ha. That’s a good commercial. And, I’ve never seen the original. My Canuckistani showed that Colbert gem to me.

    @scav, you made me snort with laughter. I think you do need sleep.

    All right. Time to clean. Hold down the fort, ladies and gents.

  12. 12.

    JenJen

    Squeeeeeeee x10!!

    @Yutsano The beaver is indeed a proud and noble animal. Although the Canadians I’ve dated have two distinct definitions for the word “toque.” ;-)

    On the topic of Canuckistania, inspired by Kevin Smith’s appearance at the NHL Awards last night, I think you’d get a kick out of his draft script for the opening scene in his upcoming film “Hit Somebody.” As noted by Smith, it really does help if you imagine Alan Rickman as the narrator.

  13. 13.

    Less Popular Tim

    I have to say, while he is getting around pretty good, he kinda walks like when you first put booties on your dog/cat and they are trying to step out of them. Always hilarious.

    I wouldn’t tell him that, though–I’d tell him what a good brave doggie he is and scratch his ears.

  15. 15.

    jacy

    @lysana:

    OK, original BSG fans, tell me that dog does NOT move like Boxey’s daggit. I dare you.

    It is so sad that I had an immediate visual image to go with your observation. Boy, my head is filled with useless crap.

  17. 17.

    Elie

    Oh — that is a HAPPY dog. Happy. That grin is infectious…

    Everytime that I am ready to chuck it in, something good like this brings me back….

    Thanks for sharing this happiness with all of us…we need to spread good stuff for the spirit to balance out all the bullshit.

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