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You are here: Home / Music / I was always more of a Bowie girl myself…

I was always more of a Bowie girl myself…

by Sarah, Proud and Tall|  June 24, 20111:47 am| 23 Comments

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He was a better fuck than Mick as well.

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  1. 1.

    cbear

    June 24, 2011 at 1:56 am

    Did he tear your dress?

    Rebel Rebel, you’ve torn your dress
    Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
    Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
    Hot tramp, I love you so!

  2. 2.

    Ripley

    June 24, 2011 at 2:01 am

    Was he waiting at the light?
    If you know what I mean.
    Scary monster, super creep.

  3. 3.

    ABL

    June 24, 2011 at 2:01 am

    I’ll never leave your pizza burnin’.

  4. 4.

    ABL

    June 24, 2011 at 2:02 am

    That’s why Mick is my man. Very food-conscious.

  5. 5.

    asiangrrlMN

    June 24, 2011 at 2:02 am

    Hell, yeah. I knew you were my kind of woman, Ms. Sarah.

  6. 6.

    Third Eye Open

    June 24, 2011 at 2:09 am

    I will never get over getting turned down by a girl and then having to sit dejected while Bowie and Bowie’s-junk sung and danced with puppets. It’s illogical my distrust of the man.

    –On a side note Bowie gets propz for working with Trent

    —Second side note, this space needs more Pharcyde. Please n Thanks

  7. 7.

    asiangrrlMN

    June 24, 2011 at 2:14 am

    Of course, we can’t forget the duet Mick and Bowie did, if only to marvel at the clothing.

  8. 8.

    Yutsano

    June 24, 2011 at 2:28 am

    @ wifey: I expected more sequins. Oh well.

    Hi hon. I’m forgiven again as there is kitteh fud in the house.

  9. 9.

    asiangrrlMN

    June 24, 2011 at 2:30 am

    @Yutsy, no kitteh fud? Baaaaaad, Yutsy!

    And, heh. Sequins would have been funny.

  10. 10.

    Fluffy

    June 24, 2011 at 2:49 am

    Every now and then, you say something frighteningly evidence-based.

  11. 11.

    magurakurin

    June 24, 2011 at 3:22 am

    you fucked David Bowie and Mick Jagger? I’m impressed…

  12. 12.

    Luthe

    June 24, 2011 at 3:34 am

    My friends and I decided long ago that David Bowie is everyone’s sexual orientation. I mean, have you seen him in leather pants?!

    Mick Jagger, on the other hand, scares me. Yuck.

  13. 13.

    Yutsano

    June 24, 2011 at 3:38 am

    you fucked David Bowie and Mick Jagger? I’m impressed…

    It was the 70’s. Good luck finding some Mick DIDN’T fuck.

  14. 14.

    Steeplejack

    June 24, 2011 at 3:40 am

    @Yutsano:

    Win.

  15. 15.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    June 24, 2011 at 4:11 am

    @ Yutsano:

    It was the 70’s. Good luck finding some Mick DIDN’T fuck.

    This is the correct answer.

  16. 16.

    Yutsano

    June 24, 2011 at 4:14 am

    This is the correct answer.

    I’m honored. I’ll be sure to smuggle in those biscuits you’re so fond of my next visit. Now I just need to find a Girl Scout to mug…

  17. 17.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    June 24, 2011 at 4:16 am

    eddie vedder tells a springsteen joke

  18. 18.

    Yutsano

    June 24, 2011 at 4:25 am

    An earworm for no reason at all. Plus I’d work for Nokia in a heartbeat if I could do it at the main office.

  19. 19.

    NamelessGenXer

    June 24, 2011 at 6:48 am

    Wham! Bam! Thank you, m’am.

  20. 20.

    kth

    June 24, 2011 at 6:59 am

    If you want to win a thread battle with Bowie, this Starman video is your trump card methinks. The bass elf (kind of suspect he inspired the Harry Shearer character in Spinal Tap) wins all by himself. Let the children boogie, forsooth.

  21. 21.

    Cris

    June 24, 2011 at 10:38 am

    This is a different version than the one I’m familiar with. Was this one earlier than the one they usually play on the radio? (The one that was on 1990’s Changesbowie collection.)

  22. 22.

    kindness

    June 24, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    Sarah I don’t see you as a glitter rocker. Sorry, I don’t.

    Whether David was better in bed than Mick….I really don’t know, don’t really care. Love them both but really tend more to appreciate their music than their asses.

  23. 23.

    Joel

    June 24, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    He was a better fuck than Mick as well.

    I thought you were a woman?

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