Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Take your GOP plan out of the witness protection program.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

Second rate reporter says what?

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

The revolution will be supervised.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

The GOP is a fucking disgrace.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

A last alliance of elves and men. also pet photos.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

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  1. 1.

    Corner Stone

    I can see your IP addresses!

    They look like fuzzy little bunnies, riding yellow PEEPS.

  2. 2.

    Corner Stone

    Anyone ever consider what would happen if Sarah Connor named her unborn son “Reginald” ?
    What a mindfuck that would’ve been.

  5. 5.

    Corner Stone

    Why do you think they keep delivering phone books? Who’s asking for them? Who’s profiting by advertising in them?

  7. 7.

    Not!ABL

    They look like fuzzy little bunnies, riding yellow PEEPS.

    okay, corner stone, you’ve gone TOO FAR this time.

    peeps are the devil’s minion. and i will ban you if mention those little yellow fuckers in any of my threads!!!11one

  10. 10.

    Corner Stone

    No doubt. It’s obvious that PEEPS are the perfect metaphor for some randomly named blogger’s career.

  11. 11.

    Corner Stone

    Does anyone else feel really old and fucking sad to see Johnny Damon on the TB baseball team?

  12. 12.

    Not!ABL

    No doubt. It’s obvious that PEEPS are the perfect metaphor for some randomly named blogger’s career.

    keep trying, honey. you’ll hurt my wittle feewings with your inanity one of these days. i have faith.

  13. 13.

    Gravenstone

    Someone needs an intervention. Trouble is, who cares about them enough to stage one?

  15. 15.

    Corner Stone

    Puffy typecast dyed forms with a gritty sugary coating. Easy to squeeze. No substance unless you count the marshmallow. Dissolves easily under any kind of heat.
    In the end, PEEPS are just no damned good for you.

  17. 17.

    Not!ABL

    Puffy typecast dyed forms with a gritty sugary coating. Easy to squeeze. No substance unless you count the marshmallow. Dissolves easily under any kind of heat.
    In the end, PEEPS are just no damned good for you.

    See what I mean? Priceless.

  18. 18.

    Yutsano

    Priceless.

    I suppose the blog hasn’t had a lose its shit moment in quite some time. I guess we were due. Or something.

  19. 19.

    RossInDetroit

    I read 100% of BeeJay posts and at least 40% of the comments. I rarely see anything worth getting more than mildly confrontational over. Have I mistaken Abuse for the Argument Clinic? Should I be hanging out in a lower-blood-pressure environment?

  20. 20.

    Not!ABL

    I suppose the blog hasn’t had a lose its shit moment in quite some time. I guess we were due. Or something.

    i’m pleased by all of the attention, and note that some folks are still upset about losing a battle of wits.

    speaking of battles of wits, i’m going to watch the princess bride.

    try not to drool too much on everything, dear corner stone.

  22. 22.

    RossInDetroit

    i’m going to watch the princess bride.

    A gem. A rare film that works equally well on several levels. Neil Gaiman must have had it firmly in the back of his mind when he wrote Stardust (a great book and a disappointingly uneven film).

  23. 23.

    Uncle Clarence Thomas

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    Fortunately, no Afghans will be lonely for the next decade or more, because President Obama is leaving more American troops there than were left by the hated President Bush.
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  24. 24.

    13th Generation

    @Yutsano

    Why do you keep talking about people “losing their shit”?

    You need to get some perspective.

    You ass.

  25. 25.

    gnomedad

    I’m addicted to circus peanuts and candy corn when I can get my hands on them, and I have no idea how peeps can make pure sugar taste that awful.

    Obligatory link

  27. 27.

    Third Eye Open

    Can we trade Corner Stone for BIRDZILLA!? At least the trolls should be able to make me laugh, as opposed to making me wonder why the nurses let this person get a hold of the interwebs. And no, Corner Stone, we aren’t picking on you, just letting you know that you don’t have to lash out just because no one will come visit anymore.

    On a happier note, Jellybeans!. Its so much easier when your friends have the kids, and you can just send sweets :)

  28. 28.

    Corner Stone

    Who are you again?
    My meds have left me a little foggy. No, wait a second, I’m tuning in to your aura now. Yep, useless douchebag. Gotcha, thanks.

  29. 29.

    Third Eye Open

    Here to help, Corner Stone. Now don’t be late I hear they are serving tapioca in the dining hall tonight. MMM MMM MMM!

  30. 30.

    Amir_Khalid

    @13th Generation #26:
    Yutsano only talks like that about people who lose their shit.

  34. 34.

    13th Generation

    @Amir_Khalid

    You obviously haven’t been following the comments very closely.

    Go back to your “JuiceBox”

  35. 35.

    Third Eye Open

    Comrade Mary, Why does that guitarist in the Squeeze video have his patch-cord wrapped around the mic-stand, not to mention that I don’t think the bassist is even plugged in. I must admit, I was never much of a fan of much of New-wave, although Elvis is a wonderful artist.

    Moar Splashdown

  39. 39.

    RossInDetroit

    Oh, and maybe some Squeeze

    I’m an old fart, but I remember marking the calendar for the release of Squeeze albums. They were awesome up to about Frank, then inexplicably carried on sans awesomeness. Some artists get better with age and some ought to know when to quit.

  41. 41.

    ABL

    I saw Squeeze in concert last summer. They were really really good.

    I’m swearing off concerts for a while. After seeing Prince in April, I’m worried that no concert will ever be good again.

    I can’t think of a show that comes close to being as kick-ass as Prince was. (Not counting the umpteen Coachellas Ive been to.)

  42. 42.

    Third Eye Open

    ABL, I don’t want to contradict your Prince experience, but TOOL live @ Red Rocks may be one of the closest things to a religious experience I have ever had … while sober.

  43. 43.

    Arundel

    Sigh. The NY Times has yet another admiring kiss-ass profile of Breitbart up. No comments allowed. “The Right’s Blogger Provocateur”. Gee, everything sounds better using a French word. Better than “disgraceful lying racist pig” I suppose.

    “If you agree with him, you think what he does is citizen journalism. If you don’t, his work is little more than crowd-sourced political sabotage that freely distorts the facts.”

    See, it’s up for debate. Opinions differ. Ugh, it’s a sickening piece of work.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/27/business/media/27breitbart.html?hp

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