[Oh hai! Slow night! Here’s an oldie that makes me laugh every time. Enjoy or complain as you see fit! -Not!ABLxx]
Because people are tired of smelling your ass.
Is there anything worse than working in an office, letting a little stinker out only to have someone walk into your office to hand you a document or invite you for coffee? Is there anything worse than walking into someone’s office after they clearly have released the gaseous demons, and having to pretend like you don’t notice the stank? So you stand there trying to act normal, and trying to talk while not breathing in through your nose, and you end up sounding like you have a sinus infection.
Okay, fine, there are a lot of things that are worse. Like BP. Spencer Pratt. Animal cruelty. Justin Bieber. Improper grammar. Ed Hardy. Still, swamp ass is up there on the List of Things That Suck.
Negotiating office gassy ass is tricky.
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