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by John Cole|  July 15, 201111:26 am| 52 Comments

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Hosting a party for my father’s 70th, so I have a ton of preparations to do. I’ll check in when I can.

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52Comments

  1. 1.

    SFAW

    July 15, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Happy Birthday to your Father!

    Too bad his kid turned out so messed up, what with bein’ a blogger and all.

  2. 2.

    merrinc

    July 15, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Happy Birthday, Mr. Cole! I hope you get a clean debt ceiling hike as a gift.

  3. 3.

    ruemara

    July 15, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Happy Birthday, Cole Sire! You can leave us with the blog. We won’t burn it down. Much.

  4. 4.

    PurpleGirl

    July 15, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Happy Birthday to Mr. Cole. I hope he has a very good day and the party is a smashing success.

  5. 5.

    JPL

    July 15, 2011 at 11:35 am

    How nice. Have a wonderful party and give your dad lots of birthday hugs from us.

  6. 6.

    murbella

    July 15, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Did you miss this Cole?
    US formally recognizes rebel government
    better put your obama-concerntroll pants back on.

    ISTANBUL— The United States and other nations on Friday formally recognized Libya’s main opposition group as the country’s legitimate government until a new interim authority is created.
    __
    The decision, which declared Libyan leader Moammar Kadafi’s regime no longer legitimate, will potentially free up cash that the rebels fighting Libyan forces urgently need.

  7. 7.

    c u n d gulag

    July 15, 2011 at 11:48 am

    John,
    Happy Birthday to your Dad!!!

    As we say in Russian – “Mnogaya Lyeta!” Literally – ‘Many years.’ I’d translate it into ‘Many, many, happy returns.’

  8. 8.

    David Hunt

    July 15, 2011 at 11:49 am

    Happy Birthday wishes to your father.

  9. 9.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 15, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Best birthday wishes and hugs to your dad on his 70th. Is his actual birthday today? Cause if so, that makes him the fourth person of my acquaintance born on St. Swithin’s Day.

  10. 10.

    cbear

    July 15, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Happy b-day to Pops Cole.
    You’re a good son, John.

  11. 11.

    kindness

    July 15, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Happy Birthday Dad.

    Give him a drink from each one of us but cut him off after a dozen.

  12. 12.

    gogol's wife

    July 15, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Happy birthday to Mr. Cole. I hope Ginny and Guesly are included in the fun. “Oh, my God!”

  13. 13.

    Halteclere

    July 15, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    July 15th is a good day for a birthday. Happy birthday to your dad! My daughter will be born will be born today – at 2:30 (give or take a few minutes depending on the competency of the epidural injection).

  14. 14.

    Tommy D

    July 15, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    Just celebrated my 70th. Collegial happy birthday to another man in his prime.

  15. 15.

    Violet

    July 15, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    Happy Birthday, Mr. Cole! Have a wonderful party. Are Lily, Rosie and Tunch going to be wearing party hats? Pictures please!

  16. 16.

    Ivan Ivanovich Renko

    July 15, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    Hoist your glasses, you lot:

    Happy Birthday to King Cole! LONG LIVE THE KING!

  17. 17.

    Dee Loralei

    July 15, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    Happy Birthday Mr Cole!

    And to baby girl Haltclere! Congrats daddy!

  18. 18.

    mr. whipple

    July 15, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    Party Like It’s 1941!

  19. 19.

    Paul in KY

    July 15, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    Best Wishes to Mr. Cole & a happy Birthday to Tommy D as well.

  20. 20.

    Yutsano

    July 15, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    Oto-san ga o-tanyoobi o omedeto gozaimasu!

    (I think I mangled the grammar there a bit :)

  21. 21.

    Josie

    July 15, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    Happy Birthday to Mr. Cole. John, you are lucky to have him close so you can host his party. What a good boy you are.

  22. 22.

    Felanius Kootea

    July 15, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    Happy birthday Papa Cole!

  23. 23.

    Swishalicious

    July 15, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    Happy birthday, Father of Cole!

  24. 24.

    JGabriel

    July 15, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    Happy Birthday, Father Cole!

    .

  25. 25.

    geg6

    July 15, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    A very happy birthday to Pere Cole. And many more!

  26. 26.

    dan

    July 15, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    Take away his Medicare.

  27. 27.

    TaMara (BHF)

    July 15, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    @13 Halteclere: Wow, commenting from labor and delivery, now that’s some dedication. Hope we’ll get to see pictures. May your day be blessed and as easy as it can be.

    Also, too: Happy Birthday Senior Cole – may Ginny and Guesly stay off the furniture in celebration.

  28. 28.

    donnah

    July 15, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    Happy Birthday to your dad, John. My dad will turn 80 in October and it seems shocking to me. In my mind, he’s always locked in his mid-sixties and will never get older. I know that’s irrational, but that’s how it feels. He doesn’t seem old to me.

    Have a great party!

  29. 29.

    Ann Marie

    July 15, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    Best wishes to your father! He is fortunate in his family.

  30. 30.

    LGRooney

    July 15, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    c u n d gulag, #7: Wouldn’t that be, literally, ‘Many summers’ since many years would be ‘Mnogo let?’ Or is that some drevnorusskaya construct, let v. god, of which I am unaware?

    In any event…

    Anyone else have the feeling that Clarence Thomas is laughing hysterically through all of this deficit talk since we all seem to have forgotten the depth of his corruption?

  31. 31.

    jeffreyw

    July 15, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    Happy Birthday Mr Cole.
    Let us give Thanks…Ramen

  32. 32.

    LGRooney

    July 15, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    Oh, I forgot the seemingly obligatory ass kissing birthday wishing for the blogmaster’s father.

    Happy birthday! You’re still a pup, mine will hit 83 in November.

  33. 33.

    Brachiator

    July 15, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    I admire David Cay Johnston’s apology for his erroneous story on Rupert Murdoch’s federal taxes,

    http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2011/07/david-cay.html

  34. 34.

    Brachiator

    July 15, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    And Happy Birthday, Mr Cole

  35. 35.

    gogol's wife

    July 15, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    #30: It is a phrase from Old Church Slavonic. But modern Russian also has a plural “leta” meaning years, and the genitive plural of year, “god,” is “let.”

  36. 36.

    scav

    July 15, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    Happy Birthday to Old King Cole, that merry old soul.

  37. 37.

    Linda Featheringill

    July 15, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    halteclere #13

    M

    y daughter will be born will be born today – at 2:30 (give or take a few minutes depending on the competency of the epidural injection).

    Wonderful! A long and happy life!

  38. 38.

    HRA

    July 15, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    Happy Birthday to Mr. Cole and all who celebrate.

  39. 39.

    LGRooney

    July 15, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    #35, ‘let’ is itself the genitive plural of ‘god’ so ‘leta’ would be the plural form of the OCS word ‘let’ which came to mean only summer in early-modern Russian by adding the neuter suffix -o.

  40. 40.

    gogol's wife

    July 15, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    #39: I think we’re saying the same thing. The OCS word for year has survived in modern Russian but only in the plural (in certain meanings) and in the genitive plural of “god.” And the word for summer is related. Or something like that!

  41. 41.

    LGRooney

    July 15, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    If you’re saying that лета is the plural of summer, then, yes, we are saying the same thing. ;-)

  42. 42.

    gogol's wife

    July 15, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    #41, yes it is, but there are also current expressions where leta is a plural of year. I’m leaving for a trip so don’t have time to specify!

  43. 43.

    schrodinger's cat

    July 15, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    @jeffreyw We can has Homer? How is our kitteh?

  44. 44.

    jeffreyw

    July 15, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Homer is fine, no recent pics.. Seems there is a thing called cat acne that causes black spots on the chin, he was showing that, as were the other two. Seems stainless food/water bowls are called for, as plastic harbors the acne germs. Ordered.

  45. 45.

    TaMara (BHF)

    July 15, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    JeffreyW: Also, tea tree oil rubbed on the acne makes it go away pretty quickly and alleviates any infection. Just cleared up a nasty bout of of it with one of mine. And I have ceramic dishes, so no idea how or why he got such a bad case of it.

  46. 46.

    Tsulagi

    July 15, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    Zum Geburtstag viel Glück
    Zum Geburtstag viel Glück!
    Zum Geburtstag liebe alter Furz
    Zum Geburtstag viel Glück!

    Just kidding, Happy Birthday! to your Dad. And may his next 70 be even better.

  47. 47.

    Paul in KY

    July 15, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Betadine is also a great antiseptic (for cats or people). It’s that orange stuff they swab all over you before/after an operation.

  48. 48.

    Cris (without an H)

    July 15, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    I can’t wait to find out how many toy weasels August J. Pollak receives.

  49. 49.

    harlana

    July 15, 2011 at 6:07 pm

    Very best to your dad on his birthday! It’s a good thing (bad thing?) he’s attached, I hear that Sarah is a real cougar. :)

  50. 50.

    AliceBlue

    July 15, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    Many happy returns of the day to your dad. Hope the party is a ton o’ fun!

  51. 51.

    Valdivia

    July 15, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Happy birthday to John’s Dad!

  52. 52.

    Halteclere

    July 16, 2011 at 12:20 am

    Baby Margaret (Maggie) and mom are doing well. Maggie was born at 3:36pm, weighing 7lbs 5oz.

    But then tonight I spent over two hours getting our 2-year old to go to sleep. I’ve been the one to bathe him, read to him, and tuck him in for the past year, but tonight he decided he must have his mommy. Fun, fun.

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