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by John Cole|  July 20, 201110:58 am| 50 Comments

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Someone on twitter linked to this AP picture:

With FSM as my witness, my first thought was “Oh yeah, I need to schedule a vet appointment for Tunch.”

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  1. 1.

    Poopyman

    July 20, 2011 at 11:03 am

    That’s gonna leave a mark.

    The vet appointment for Tunch is what I’m referring to, but probably for the guy in the pic as well.

  2. 2.

    shortstop

    July 20, 2011 at 11:03 am

    Cataract-ridden Granny got into the Photoshop again. Focus and lighting were never her strong points.

  3. 3.

    Poopyman

    July 20, 2011 at 11:05 am

    “The forest guard being attacked was injured. (AP Photo) INDIA OUT”

    Filed under “No shit, Sherlock.”

  4. 4.

    James Hare

    July 20, 2011 at 11:05 am

    OS X Leopard not going down without a fight?

  5. 5.

    PaulW

    July 20, 2011 at 11:06 am

    I am not going to show that photo to my kittehs.

    Currently struggling with the continued horrors of job hunting. Usually by now in the week I’ve found 2-3 jobs to submit resumes to, but not today. :worry:

  6. 6.

    Amir_Khalid

    July 20, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Poor kitty. He blundered into a human village, got frightened and lashed out at people, who got frightened and lashed out right back at him. And now he’s dead.

  7. 7.

    Villago Delenda Est

    July 20, 2011 at 11:10 am

    That’s actually a picture of one of Michelle Bachmann’s migraines taking her out for an afternoon.

  8. 8.

    Han's Big Snark Solo

    July 20, 2011 at 11:13 am

    Did you notice that the cat attacked the one guy in the photo who was NOT wearing a helmet, and bit said guy on the head?

    Smart kitty.

    My 80 pound, three legged boxer likes to beg for attention by coming up to me when I’m on my couch and putting his head in my lap. In so doing he always, even when I try to stop him, manages to crush my groin with his remaining front paw. He is like a ninja.

  9. 9.

    BO_Bill

    July 20, 2011 at 11:21 am

    My concern this morning is for a goat which was recently jailed by Progressives under highly questionable circumstances. We know that one of the pillars of the Progressive community, millionaire Al Gore, cannot even purchase sex successfully.

    And now we have a goat, behind bars. Poor thing.

  10. 10.

    Paul in KY

    July 20, 2011 at 11:21 am

    The poor animal later died.

  11. 11.

    Mike Goetz

    July 20, 2011 at 11:21 am

    That picture is a nice metaphor for what Obama is doing to House Republicans right now.

  12. 12.

    Calming Influence

    July 20, 2011 at 11:22 am

    Tunch wouldn’t have been as gentle.

  13. 13.

    jeffreyw

    July 20, 2011 at 11:23 am

    I hope Homer doesn’t read that.

  14. 14.

    Linda Featheringill

    July 20, 2011 at 11:23 am

    Paul W

    Job hunting.

    Hang in there. And good luck.

  15. 15.

    cleek

    July 20, 2011 at 11:23 am

    no kitty. bad kitty. this is my pot pie.

  16. 16.

    Culture of Truth

    July 20, 2011 at 11:25 am

    Awww.. he just wants to play

  17. 17.

    Linda Featheringill

    July 20, 2011 at 11:26 am

    @Amir_Khalid:

    You’re absolutely right. Poor kitty.

    The competition for space/resources on the planet surface probably won’t get better in the foreseeable future.

  18. 18.

    Han's Big Snark Solo

    July 20, 2011 at 11:35 am

    OT, way, way OT, but check out this Sullivan quote from today.

    It shows just how unconservative the current GOP is that it would rather risk the entire global economy than adopt the austerity measures of its British cousins. But today’s GOP is as hostile to the core institutions of government as it is to accountability and compromise. I hope they experience electoral near-death as a result. I see no way for the US to become a serious nation again until this deeply unserious party destroys itself.

  19. 19.

    BO_Bill

    July 20, 2011 at 11:39 am

    ‘The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car [A Mazda 323]. They pursued them. However, one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.’

    This poor goat was last seen on its knees, behind bars, next to a pile of straw. This is worse than those 28 bunnies in someone’s backyard.

  20. 20.

    Citizen_X

    July 20, 2011 at 11:41 am

    I see that picture, and I hear the Australian guy from Jurassic Park screaming, “SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!”

  21. 21.

    Joel

    July 20, 2011 at 11:42 am

    While it sucks for that leopard, I cannot for one second fault the people in that village for defending themselves. I’m assuming they didn’t have tranquilizer darts, so they made do with what they had. Such is life.

  22. 22.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    July 20, 2011 at 11:45 am

    The Leopard is to small for Tunch.

  23. 23.

    Ginger Yellow

    July 20, 2011 at 11:46 am

    That’s a great leopard-skin outfit Wendi’s wearing.

  24. 24.

    goblue72

    July 20, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Don’t look know, but House Dems are signalling openess to the six person gangbang plan:

    House Dems open to Gang of Six.

  25. 25.

    hidflect

    July 20, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Sez Ox News:

    This is how the Law Of Nature deals with all Birkenstock-clad socialists.

  26. 26.

    Nylund

    July 20, 2011 at 11:54 am

    This is pretty much exactly what my cat is doing to my bare foot right now. For whatever reason, nothing excites her more than a just-out-of-the-shower bare foot. Its the only time she tries to put her teeth in me.

  27. 27.

    wrb

    July 20, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Pillbox hats for all

  28. 28.

    Elie

    July 20, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Paul W:

    I feel your pain.

    I don’t know if this fits your needs or what line of work you are in (apologies if you mentioned upstring), but joining the business network LinkedIn helped me get some contacts that led to interviews. Nothing has landed but I have a prospect or two that seem serious. Use what you can, I say. Without a doubt, businesses are really really not moving fast these days (wonder why?) Heh

  29. 29.

    catclub

    July 20, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Nylund @ 25

    Shower shoes?

  30. 30.

    Elie

    July 20, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    I love the leopard — not going down without a fight. Yeah!

    While I support that the people must defend themselves, its just such a tragedy anymore that wild beautiful creatures like this leopard have less and less territory to range for their own survival. I hate it that mankind is hogging the planet to the degree that we are out of balance with the earth’s other creatures. It breaks my heart to know this beauty had to be killed…

  31. 31.

    Linda Featheringill

    July 20, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    A Senate Republican leadership aide emails with subject line “Gang of Six”: “Background guidance: The President killed any chance of its success by 1) Embracing it. 2) Hailing the fact that it increases taxes. 3) Saying it mirrors his own plan.”

    http://www.politico.com/playbook/0711/playbook1485.html

    Good. The last time I looked at this plan, I thought it was a bad plan. It might improve with time, if we had time.

  32. 32.

    ornery

    July 20, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    Poor guy. Yes poor leopard, what a beautiful beast, but I automatically had some concern for the mauled human.

    Is that out of place?

  33. 33.

    jl

    July 20, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    @32 ornery: Yes, it is out of place on this blog. But it is nothing to be ashamed of, and even admirable. We should show compassion for all creatures, even humans.

  34. 34.

    Cris (without an H)

    July 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    @Han’s Big Snark Solo: Did you notice that the cat attacked the one guy in the photo who was NOT wearing a helmet, and bit said guy on the head?

    That guy is clearly a libertarian.

  35. 35.

    scav

    July 20, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    We should show compassion for all creatures, even humans.

    And we wonder why people call this a bastion of degenerate snarling radical commie-hippy jackal-traitors.

  36. 36.

    Pangloss

    July 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    That puts the Ow! in Meow.

  37. 37.

    freelancer

    July 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    @Citizen_X

    Clever girl.

  38. 38.

    Han's Big Snark Solo

    July 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    @Cris (without an H): Now that’s some quality snark right there!

    Kudos!

  39. 39.

    Poopyman

    July 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

    @scav:

    I believe we’re called “A refuge for a snarling mass of vitriolic vicious jackals”. And no, I’m not wondering why we’re called that.

  40. 40.

    Punchy

    July 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    whatever happened to Eric Alterman?

  41. 41.

    wrb

    July 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    Chris:

    Was a libertarian.

  42. 42.

    Culture of Truth

    July 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    This is why, imo, cats are more dangerous predators than dogs. Cats, for short periods of time, can actually fly.

  43. 43.

    Roy G

    July 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    I thought it was Wendi Deng Murdoch attacking the pie thrower.

  44. 44.

    Elie

    July 20, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    I can’t cite the source but I think Erik Alterman is ill with a brain tumor and may be fighting for his health. There hasn’t been an announcement, but I seem to remember that he was battling this thing.

  45. 45.

    scav

    July 20, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    @Poopyman: Don’t worry, they’re cousins in parallel universes. This lot has the terminally grumpy jackal genus down to an art across the majority of the space-time continuums. Best not to inquire too deeply.

  46. 46.

    ShadeTail

    July 20, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    With FSM as my witness, my first thought was “Oh yeah, I need to schedule a vet appointment for Tunch.”

    My first thought was, “Another brony reacting to a non-fan.”

  47. 47.

    Citizen_X

    July 20, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    cats are more dangerous predators than dogs

    Goddam it, looks like I have to link once again to this video of a noble chihuahua chasing off armed robbers. Beat that!

  48. 48.

    burnspbesq

    July 20, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    @ Han’s Big Snark Solo:

    Andrew is right about the Republicans, but spectacularly wrong about Tory-style austerity being the answer to the current economic situation.

    Better than nothing, I guess.

  49. 49.

    tesslibrarian

    July 20, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    @Elie
    Perhaps Eric Alterman is ill, but he’s still writing regular columns for the Daily Beast, the Nation, the Center for American Progress, Forward, is still posting on his Altercation blog and to Twitter, and published a book in January.

  50. 50.

    LanceThruster

    July 20, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    Dramatic…and sad.

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