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Some Good News from the House

by $8 blue check mistermix|  August 2, 20117:05 am| 31 Comments

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Every so often, something good happens on the floor of the House.

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  1. 1.

    JPL

    August 2, 2011 at 7:25 am

    How quickly the message changed in Washington. The networks led with Gabby’s return for this important vote.

  2. 2.

    Comrade Javamanphil

    August 2, 2011 at 7:34 am

    Nothing our media loves more than the belief that they have found the event that will finally make everyone in Washington work together. It’s almost like they completely fail to understand how democracy works.

    Welcome back, Rep. Giffords.

  3. 3.

    no video at work

    August 2, 2011 at 7:48 am

    I assume she will be switching to the Republican party now that she only has half a brain.

    Come on! Somebody had to say it.

  4. 4.

    debit

    August 2, 2011 at 7:59 am

    @no video at work: Unfunny.

  5. 5.

    Ivan Ivanovich Renko

    August 2, 2011 at 8:02 am

    @no video at work: Funny… but so very, very wrong. Anyone with half a brain will avoid Republicans for fear of losing what they have left.

  6. 6.

    gypsy howell

    August 2, 2011 at 8:10 am

    crass and cynical political theatre.

  7. 7.

    JPL

    August 2, 2011 at 8:10 am

    @no video at work: Republicans have a brain? Who knew..

  8. 8.

    Anya

    August 2, 2011 at 8:16 am

    @gypsy howell: How cynical.

  9. 9.

    gypsy howell

    August 2, 2011 at 8:20 am

    @Anya:

    Not nearly as cynical as the dems bringing her in to put a happy face on this piece of shit.

  10. 10.

    Soprano2

    August 2, 2011 at 8:24 am

    I’m glad she’s back, but sad that it was to vote for this shit sandwich piece of legislation.

  11. 11.

    JPL

    August 2, 2011 at 8:26 am

    @gypsy howell:

    The news media is political theater. I appreciate that Gabby felt that it was important for her to support her constituents during this particular time.
    Michelle Bachmann interrupted her important campaign to vote no and she did not receive any press. You could write a comment on her page in support of her vote.

  12. 12.

    Baron Jrod of Keeblershire

    August 2, 2011 at 8:37 am

    I guarantee that half of the scum-fucks applauding in the video were privately very sad that she’s still alive.

    Riling up enough psychos in their base so at least one of them tries to murder their opposition has been a right-wing strategy since the sixties.

  13. 13.

    TooManyJens

    August 2, 2011 at 8:41 am

    I wish the people talking about how Giffords was “brought in” and “used” would acknowledge that she is a human being who is capable of making her own decisions.

  14. 14.

    lacp

    August 2, 2011 at 8:42 am

    I’m glad she was well enough to be there – she’s a lot tougher person than I am. And, yes, I’m aware that political hay was being made, but what is there to say except “Forget it, Jake…it’s Chinatown?”

  15. 15.

    Scott

    August 2, 2011 at 8:46 am

    How horrible that the bill was passed. So much better to have destroyed the global economy. Why should the teabaggers have all the nihilistic fun?

  16. 16.

    brendancalling

    August 2, 2011 at 8:52 am

    what gypsy howell said at 9. Incredibly cynical, sickening, offensive.

  17. 17.

    chopper

    August 2, 2011 at 8:53 am

    @Scott:

    indeed. well, we’re destroying it anyways, so it’s six of one and half a dozen of another as far as i’m concerned.

    i’m just gonna wait a bit to see how this all hashes out politically. seems like everyone is stuck holding the bag while at the same time arguing that they’re the only one not holding the bag.

  18. 18.

    Anya

    August 2, 2011 at 8:57 am

    @gypsy howell: Congresswoman Giffords said in her statement why it was important for her to vote. I tend to believe that adults can determine for themselves what choices they should make. Ms. Giffords does not strike me as someone who could be manipulated into risking her recovery for political theatre.

  19. 19.

    suzanne

    August 2, 2011 at 8:57 am

    She’s amazing. Welcome back, Gabby. Don’t stay away too long.

    The race for Jon Kyl’s seat is shaping up strangely here. No Democrat wants to throw his/her hat in the ring until Gabby has confirmed whether or not she’s running. So we’ve got a list of Rs who want the seat, and no Ds. Ugh.

    My friend’s dad is running for Russell Pearce’s seat. He was jogging and someone threw a metal padlock at him and hit him in the junk.

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    Dave

    August 2, 2011 at 9:52 am

    she is a human being who is capable of making her own decisions.

    Sure about that? You’re sure the dems didn’t import this poor woman just in case they needed the vote?

  21. 21.

    Jinxtigr

    August 2, 2011 at 10:13 am

    @Dave:
    Oh, I get it. It’s Terri Schiavo in reverse!

  22. 22.

    HRA

    August 2, 2011 at 10:25 am

    I better get a stronger cup of coffee. It’s so difficult to read the cynicism about Rep. Giffords wish to vote for something she was closely following in the media and wanting to cast her vote on it.
    I can personally tell you the the best rehab is being able to work no matter in what capacity.

  23. 23.

    PanAmerican

    August 2, 2011 at 10:25 am

    @brendancalling:

    She still has more brains than you.

  24. 24.

    TooManyJens

    August 2, 2011 at 10:34 am

    @Dave:

    Sure about that? You’re sure the dems didn’t import this poor woman just in case they needed the vote?

    Everything I’ve read from her doctors and people who work with her every day says she’s fully capable of making her own decisions. I trust them more than I do the internet Bill Frists of the world, with their diagnosis-by-CSPAN-clip.

    @Jinxtigr: Damn, beat me to it.

  25. 25.

    Dave

    August 2, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Everything I’ve read from her doctors and people who work with her every day says she’s fully capable of making her own decisions.

    OK, well, then, she chose poorly.

  26. 26.

    Valens

    August 2, 2011 at 11:45 am

    @Anya: A statement could have been written by the staff.

  27. 27.

    Don

    August 2, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    I’m clearly a heartless jerk because my reaction to Giffords showing up was “how nice, her constituents get representation on this one meaningless vote. Back to nothing tomorrow I assume?” I didn’t even get past that to worrying about political theater.

    What happened to her was awful and her recovery is heartwarming but I just cannot help but feel like leaving a seat empty through this kind of extended recovery isn’t good for anyone.

  28. 28.

    piratedan

    August 2, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    @Don: well as her constituent, her office was still open and her staff was still handling business. Granted, no votes by Giffords up til now, but it’s not as if her constituents were completely voiceless. Fairly well documented around Tucson about how most folks felt about it, we were willing to wait for who we elected to return to her office. I understand that the legislation is indeed a shit sandwich but I also understand the need to keep from cratering the economy again and for some reason, our “sensible” elected representatives continue to hand these guys the power and keys to hold the rest of us hostage.

  29. 29.

    A L

    August 2, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    Yo this was a horrible political stunt and clearly it worked on some of you because it blunted your criticism of what is, unambiguously, a terrible piece of legislation. Brain-damaged or no, it’s no excuse for her or anyone else who voted for it. She should’ve stayed home.

    P.S. Do not call her “Gabby,” you don’t know her and you will never know her.

  30. 30.

    lawguy

    August 2, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    @Scott: Therefore, we must always give in, good point.

  31. 31.

    Cris (without an H)

    August 2, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    @A L: P.S. Do not call her “Gabby,” you don’t know her and you will never know her.

    Lighten up, Francis.

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