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Go home already

by Tim F|  August 30, 20115:26 pm| 59 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

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For those of you on Eastern Time. Sez Max.

Sunset pup

Everyone else, get back to work. Or chat about whatever.

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  1. 1.

    lamh32

    August 30, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    Bill O’Reilly is a vindictive “twat”…news at 11!

    How Bill O’Reilly Tried to Get His Wife’s Boyfriend Investigated By the Cops

    Shocking I know!

  2. 2.

    PaulW

    August 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    Today, August 30 2011. The horror… the horror…

  3. 3.

    Redshift

    August 30, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    I wish! Well, even though I’m on Eastern Time, I’m glad I can get to work late enough that I haven’t worked a full day yet. But I’d still rather go home.

    I’ve been unable to focus on anything since I got back from my last trip. In a just world, I would be paid just to travel, or something.

  4. 4.

    gogol's wife

    August 30, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    I wuv you, Max.

  5. 5.

    Redshift

    August 30, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    @PaulW: My sympathies. I have a ponytail in part so I can pretend my hair hasn’t thinned without having a combover. It seems to fool people pretty well.

  6. 6.

    Culture of Truth

    August 30, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    I love that goofy dog

  7. 7.

    pabadger

    August 30, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    Max sure is good looking. Almost makes me want to get a dog.

  8. 8.

    bkny

    August 30, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    that dog is one of the happiest poochies i’ve ever seen. and his poses just kill me; although retrieving that full-leafed branch really was a hoot.

  9. 9.

    bkny

    August 30, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    @Redshift: sorry, but, no it doesn’t. trust.

  10. 10.

    demkat620

    August 30, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    That is one handsome doggy, Tim.

  11. 11.

    Poopyman

    August 30, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    You’re right! In fact, in 5 more minutes I’ll be outta here, but I have to drop off a battery backup to a friend who is still without power here in MD. Not likely to get it until Thursday, either.

    That’s the status here: spotty areas still without power, but that’s still several 10s of thousands of homes. We’re much better off than NY/VT, though.

  12. 12.

    kindness

    August 30, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    Max doesn’t want me to read BJ while I’m at work?

    Has Max been talking to my Manager? Tell Max I can double the beef ribs my manager offered him.

  13. 13.

    Violet

    August 30, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    Max is such a gorgeous pup. Beautiful shot of him.

  14. 14.

    Uncle Clarence Thomas

    August 30, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    .
    .
    Poll

    Serious question for the community – will President Obama approve the Tar Sands pipeline? And will he announce his decision before November of 2012?

    Thank you for prognosticating, I will be tabulating the results with my unixy supercomputer.
    .
    .

  15. 15.

    jeffreyw

    August 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    Mmm…red pepper salsa-no tomatoes!

  16. 16.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    August 30, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    Max be a ham!

  17. 17.

    General Stuck

    August 30, 2011 at 6:07 pm

    Max IS KING!

    Lord of the Rift

    and a fine figure of a doggie.

  18. 18.

    John Cole

    August 30, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    Every time I see that magnificent beast I wonder wtf people are thinking when they crop doberman ears.

  19. 19.

    lamh32

    August 30, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    I guess this won’t help with those “secret Mooslum” rumors!

    76%
    By Amy Sullivan

    The percentage of U.S. Muslims who approve of Barack Obama’s job performance, according to a new Pew Research Center survey.

  20. 20.

    cathyx

    August 30, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    I knew someone who had dobermans. She said they only live to about 9. Is that true?

  21. 21.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 30, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    Having electricity at the house after not having it since Sunday morning is pretty cool. So’s having running water.

  22. 22.

    khead

    August 30, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    So, first BGE said power would be back Tuesday. Now they are saying Thursday night. Maybe.

    Anyone want some mushy ice cream?

  23. 23.

    lamh32

    August 30, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    Ugh! Unbelievable.

    Glenn Beck: Is The Term ‘Colored’ Really Such A Bad Thing?

  24. 24.

    HG Hay

    August 30, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    Wingnut coworker was just fondly reminiscing about Clinton-Era conspiracy theories. “They got away with everything!” Kill me now.

  25. 25.

    Jenny

    August 30, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    Parry’s new crusade: convert Jews

    Rick Parry is spending his down time reading a right wing christian book on how to convert Jooos and Moooslim.

    nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/08/rick_perry_is_reading_a_book_a.html

    “convert all Jews and Muslims because they are heathens.”

    Oy vey. Not this shit, again.

  26. 26.

    trollhattan

    August 30, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    Speaking of evil possibly going unpunished (see earlier Cheney post) it seems Warren Jeffs might just pull a Ken Lay.

    bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14721591

    See what happens when evil is deprived of virgins?

  27. 27.

    bystander

    August 30, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    @John Cole: And, if you’ve ever fondled a pair of those ears, you swear they were velvet.

    Sorry, Lily. You’re a sweetie bar none, but Max is my most favorite internet dog ever.

  28. 28.

    trollhattan

    August 30, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    @bystander:

    I still say the boy needs more benchpress work–chest’s not big enuf to drag on the ground, yet.

  29. 29.

    Violet

    August 30, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    @lamh32:

    Ugh! Unbelievable.
    __
    Glenn Beck: Is The Term ‘Colored’ Really Such A Bad Thing?

    I remember being with a group of well-meaning white ladies who referred to a group of visiting Ugandan students as “African Americans.” That created a few quizzical looks from the students.

    Glenn Beck looks like a pig and acts like a pig. With apologies to pigs, which are probably much nicer than Beck is. But perhaps we should call his color or race “piggy pink.”

  30. 30.

    Violet

    August 30, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    @bystander:
    Lily and Rosie could do with a better photographer. Max’s photos are all professional and stuff. The girls’ portfolios need some updating!

  31. 31.

    General Stuck

    August 30, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Flying Jewel

  32. 32.

    PurpleGirl

    August 30, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    @cathyx: Hugo, my friends’ dobie, lived to 16 or 17, which is supposed to be really old for them. I’ve heard that the larger the dog, the shorter the life.

  33. 33.

    Scuffletuffle

    August 30, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    @khead: Yes, please…

  34. 34.

    Violet

    August 30, 2011 at 6:44 pm

    So there’s a reasonably good chance we’ll have a tropical system develop in the Gulf in the near future. Labor Day weekend could be a washout for some places in the Gulf. Right now models are all over the place. Texans are really hoping the system has rain and decides to pay them a visit.

  35. 35.

    jeffreyw

    August 30, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    @General Stuck: Nice!

  36. 36.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    August 30, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    @General Stuck:

    Hey Stuck what is your experience with Ruby Throated HB being territorial? I have a feisty little female that will come down to the feeder and then sit on my green plastic trellis right next to it and defend it from all comers. She has no problem chasing off any other HB that even contemplates coming down and feeding. Ever seen that before?

  37. 37.

    Violet

    August 30, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:
    We’ve got ruby throated hummingbirds and oh, my are they territorial! They’ll defend that feeder from any other HB that gets close. I’ve been buzzed by one HB chasing the other away from the feeder. Got so close as they were tearing by that I even ducked. In my experience, that’s pretty typical.

  38. 38.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    August 30, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    @Violet:

    Thanks Violet. I have often seen people post pictures of a feeder being surrounded by several HB but they must not be the Ruby Throated. This female is hilarious, she will even chase off her mate if the mood takes her.

  39. 39.

    burnspbesq

    August 30, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    Our genial host seems to have outsourced today’s hippie-punching to Keith Humphreys.

    samefacts.com/2011/08/barack-obama/john-conyers-loves-obamacare-why-do-some-of-his-fellow-liberals-h…

    Whatever the fee was, it was a bargain.

  40. 40.

    General Stuck

    August 30, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:

    We don’t get Ruby Throated in the western US, but generally, most Hummingbirds are highly territorial for feeding grounds. In the Hummingbird case, that would be nectar producing flowers. And to them, a feeder is just a big flower. Male or female birds, often in mating pairs will take turns guarding a flower when they are raising young. Different species have different levels of aggression, such as the Rufous out west here, that are the big bullies amongst our hummers. But the other species do it too, guard flowers. With the tiny Caliope, needing to be a little craftier to get a feeding while the others are wasting time fighting each other, it slips in for a drink.

  41. 41.

    General Stuck

    August 30, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Gracias amigo!

  42. 42.

    arguingwithsignposts

    August 30, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    If you get a chance, check out Charles Apple’s lengthy piece about the front pages from Monday, in which he takes the Philly newspaper to task for their claim that Irene was all hype.

  43. 43.

    steve

    August 30, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    @lamh32: I’ll catch back up with you in 20 years when african-american becomes a slur. Negro was acceptable, then wasn’t, colored was, then wasn’t, a-a probably has a few decades before you’ll be sneered at for saying it. the process is called the “Euphemism treadmill”

    secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Euphemism#Euphemism_treadmill

  44. 44.

    MikeJ

    August 30, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    @steve: Shorter steve: ” why can’t you niggers stick with one name?”

  45. 45.

    steve

    August 30, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    don’t put stupid words in my mouth.

  46. 46.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts: Nicely done!

  47. 47.

    steve

    August 30, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    and learn where apostrophes go.

  48. 48.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    @steve: Apostrophes are like belly buttons. According to recent rule changes, I believe they can be inside or outside.

  49. 49.

    Uncle Clarence Thomas

    August 30, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    .
    .
    Yeah, I didn’t think so.
    .
    .

  50. 50.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 30, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    @steve: Where are the apostrophes?

  51. 51.

    Creature_NYC

    August 30, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    Let me add my praise for Max. Love. That. Dog.

  52. 52.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yeah, I wondered that, too, then decided he meant quotation marks so I answered the question that way.

  53. 53.

    maya

    August 30, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    @General Stuck:

    In NorCal we have Annas as year round residents. Been feeding them for over 20 years at two to three feeders. Towards the end of June the Rufus’ breeze into town and then the shit really flys. Literally. We have to refill those damn feeders two to three times per day. The Rufus’ fave tactic is to dive bomb every other Rufus and Anna with tails flared, then hover about while twittering loudly, as if they’re taunting; cum’on, you want a piece of this?

    They are smaller than the Annas but their perpetual anger makes them evenly matched. It is a riot to watch which makes the refilling job rewarding. The Rufus’ leave after about three weeks. We know this because the feeders only have to be filled once a day. And it’s much quieter.

  54. 54.

    Steeplejack

    August 30, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    @trollhattan:

    As a former newspaper dude, I have an issue with that headline: “Polygamist Warren Jeffs critically ill amid prison fast.”

    “Amid” a fast? WTF?!

    How about “Polygamist Warren Jeffs critically ill during prison fast”?

    Okay, carry on.

  55. 55.

    Mum

    August 31, 2011 at 4:01 am

    @cathyx: No. I raised two Dobermans. The first one developed lymphosarcoma at the age of 11, and was “put to sleep” six months later when the pain became unmanageable. The second one also died at 11-1/2, but she probably would have lived at least a couple more years, except that the place we boarded her at didn’t take good care of her and she ended up with bloat and torsion, which resulted in a failing liver. I’ve heard of Dobes living to be 12 or 13, and I personally knew one that made it to 15. He moved a lot slower in those last couple of years, but he certainly appeared to be a happy dog.

  56. 56.

    Mum

    August 31, 2011 at 4:12 am

    @John Cole: The breed originally had its ears trimmed for its work as a guard dog. The floppy ear was not as good for sound localization in a dog that needed to be alert to intruders. The original cuts made the ears significantly shorter than the show cuts of today.

  57. 57.

    Mum

    August 31, 2011 at 4:31 am

    @PurpleGirl: That’s basically true. Irish Wolfhounds and Great Danes live for an average of 7 years. The larger of the Molosser breeds (English Mastiff, St. Bernard, Newfoundland) average about 8 years. A toy poodle can live to be 20, but the highest minimum is generally 15 years, and that is achieved by breeds belong to the toy group, or smaller breed from the terrier and non-sporting groups. Personally, I don’t begrudge any dog a long life, but it doesn’t seem fair that a Chihuahua lives to be 15+, but a Newfoundland would be lucky to make it to 12.

  58. 58.

    The Lodger

    August 31, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    @Violet:
    He’s white. Chester White, to be specific.

  59. 59.

    Marginalized for stating documented facts

    August 31, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    What a beautiful dog!

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