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Here’s My Song For ABL

by $8 blue check mistermix|  August 30, 20119:35 am| 31 Comments

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For what it’s worth, I’d also like to see ABL back, and for some reason this video seems appropriate. Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    Southern Beale

    August 30, 2011 at 9:39 am

    Someone slap me upside the head because there’s some shit I don’t believe:

    Healthcare Reform Doing Both Better and Worse

    __
    —By Kevin Drum| Mon Aug. 29, 2011 4:45 PM PDT
    __
    According to the Kaiser Family Foundation, healthcare reform is getting steadily more popular among Republicans and steadily less popular among Democrats. Weird, huh? But as the chart below shows, the popularity of ACA peaked among Dems in January and then started declining, while it bottomed out among Republicans in March and then started rising. Using advanced mathematical techniques, I can forecast that ACA will be equally popular among both Democrats and Republicans in March 2012:

  2. 2.

    General Stuck

    August 30, 2011 at 9:47 am

    If you are wondering why ABL is gone, maybe a reading of the comment section in DougJ’s thread below could hold some answers. I don’t read or comment at NO QUARTER for a reason, nor visit Freeperville for the same reason. Half a cesspool is not a full cesspool, like those places, but it is half a cesspool just the same. NO braner.

  3. 3.

    Chinn Romney

    August 30, 2011 at 9:52 am

    Yuck. That vile person has her own site. Begging her to come back here smacks of Fonzie jumping the shark. I’m sure John has some new green tomato recipes coming along any week now, that’s way better than her tired, manufactured rants.

  4. 4.

    cathyx

    August 30, 2011 at 9:55 am

    Does anyone else have that video above hanging over the page as you scroll down?

  5. 5.

    mistermix

    August 30, 2011 at 9:56 am

    @General Stuck: I read the thread, most of it was fun, mixed in with a few of the usual stupid trolls. (*cough* Chinn Romney *cough*)

  6. 6.

    Paul in KY

    August 30, 2011 at 9:58 am

    If you don’t like her, don’t fucking read her posts.

    John likes her, and that’s probably all she cares about. That’s all I would care about, if I was a ‘main pager’.

  7. 7.

    Bob In Pacifica

    August 30, 2011 at 9:58 am

    Not being a regular reader here, I’m not sure what ABL stands for. I hope it’s the Alaska Baseball League because there’s nothing like playing a quadrupleheader in the Land of the Midnight Sun.

  8. 8.

    ant

    August 30, 2011 at 10:00 am

    I miss her posts as well.
    Here is my song for the lovely ABL;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPzERmPlmw8

  9. 9.

    jeff

    August 30, 2011 at 10:04 am

    I like ABL’s posts here.

  10. 10.

    dpCap

    August 30, 2011 at 10:08 am

    I dunno. I’ve generally liked ABL’s posts, but she does often come of a little, ah… bipolar?

  11. 11.

    Tom Johnson

    August 30, 2011 at 10:08 am

    I’m with Bob: what’s ABL?

  12. 12.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    August 30, 2011 at 10:09 am

    @Paul in KY: Roger that. She’s like Spike, she pisses people off and that’s good.

  13. 13.

    Tom Johnson

    August 30, 2011 at 10:09 am

    Wait! I think I figured it out.

    Angry Black Lady.

    Is that it? Not that she’s an “it”, but you get what I mean.

  14. 14.

    Xboxershorts

    August 30, 2011 at 10:14 am

    Bring back that voodoo woman

    http://youtu.be/YUX0p2vfnwA

  15. 15.

    General Stuck

    August 30, 2011 at 10:15 am

    @mistermix:

    Added to her actual old threads comment sections for some more “usual trolls” “fun”. Not how I would describe it, but to each their own.

  16. 16.

    SBJules

    August 30, 2011 at 10:24 am

    Do come back ABL…here’s my song for you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDfju1F76M

  17. 17.

    permazorch

    August 30, 2011 at 10:26 am

    I really enjoy her essays, rants & taste in shoes.
    A little too reflexive for me on twitter, though.
    Didn’t know she was gone.

  18. 18.

    elftx

    August 30, 2011 at 10:31 am

    I think I actually “got” her sense of humor underlying the seriousness of her posts, and it always cracked me up how some here needed that ole fainting couch.

    Anywho, appreciated her point of view and wish her the best no matter what !!

  19. 19.

    KevinNYC

    August 30, 2011 at 10:43 am

    So your song to bring Angry Black Lady back is from They Might Be Giants? How many black folks do you see in the audience for a TMBG show?

    Strikes me as odd.

  20. 20.

    Constance

    August 30, 2011 at 10:45 am

    Most important for me, ABL is funny as hell and honest. I subscribed to her blog so I could enjoy her rants.

  21. 21.

    The Kenosha Kid

    August 30, 2011 at 10:45 am

    I come here to read about politics. All her posts were ME ME ME.

  22. 22.

    B W Smith

    August 30, 2011 at 10:49 am

    @Paul in KY: I so agree. I liked her perspective and I hope she is not gone for good. I trudge over to her site from time to time. She definitely has a unique sense of humor which I like, but rubs some the wrong way. I don’t care for Freddie’s topics or writing style, but I don’t hop on every one of his posts to rant. I believe that’s why we have scroll button. Use it, folks. It’s really quite easy to do. After observing for a while, it appears that few of you need ABL’s posts to bitch and moan. So skip them and let those her enjoy her read in peace.

  23. 23.

    NobodySpecial

    August 30, 2011 at 10:58 am

    No, not this confused again
    No, not the same mistakes again
    You’re takin’ it all too hard
    You’re takin’ it all too hard

    Why can’t you see what’s going on?
    I know you’ll never admit
    You were ever really to blame
    Everything’s a game to you
    The old days are gone
    And they’re better left alone
    I cannot help you
    It’s much too late…

  24. 24.

    BrklynLibrul

    August 30, 2011 at 11:20 am

    FWIW, I find most of her posts a little nutty. She’s way too quick to pull the trigger on white folks when they criticize the president on policy grounds, and her writing often sags and stumbles. She’s no Jamelle Bouie. I noticed she withdrew about the time the president put the safety net on the table during the endgame of the debt ceiling negotiations, thus negating all of her bold predictions that he’d never sell out his base.

    At her best, though, ABL is hilarious and sometimes drives through the noise to make an original, salient point. I don’t miss her, frankly, but if John wants to keep her, that’s his deal.

  25. 25.

    Tusz

    August 30, 2011 at 11:22 am

    I read the blog via RSS, so I almost never read the comments. I think her posts were well-written, though needless to say the ones that were directed at the comments always confused me. “Wait, people on the site got the vapors over THAT?”

    Personally, if there’s a writer on the site who I don’t like, I just… don’t read their posts. It doesn’t strike me as being too difficult.

  26. 26.

    Samara Morgan

    August 30, 2011 at 11:23 am

    i wish ABL would come back.
    this site is infested with emoprogs and firebaggers and faux liberal trolls without her flaming sword to guard the pass.

  27. 27.

    kc

    August 30, 2011 at 11:33 am

    @The Kenosha Kid:

    I come here to read about politics.

    I come here to read about politics, and also cats, dogs, gardens, and what John cooked for dinner last night. That’s why I like this blog, it’s one-stop shopping.

  28. 28.

    ABL

    August 30, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    @BrklynLibrul: obama didn’t sell out his base and here’s a post explaining that point with crystal clarity. yes, he kicked the can down the road on revenue increases, and yes, some folks believe that it is his secret desire to gut social security and medicare. i happen to think that particular viewpoint is impossibly stupid, and contrary to what he has repeatedly said. i also understand that some folks start from the baseline of “Obama is a cavemeister.” i don’t believe that viewpoint is either productive or correct.

    there are facts about what the debt deal does. you are entitled to your opinion on how to interpret those facts and you are entitled to your opinion on what obama’s endgame is, but simply claiming that he put the safety net on the table and sold out his base is not factually supported.

    She’s way too quick to pull the trigger on white folks when they criticize the president on policy grounds

    this is a common troll theme, and it’s as ridiculous as it is untrue. in fact, i bet you can’t find one post of mine that was grounded in “you’re racist because you criticize the president.” NOT ONE.

    but hey — you’re entitled to your uninformed opinion, i guess. whatever makes you feel like king of the world.

  29. 29.

    ABL

    August 30, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    oh, and thanks mistermix. i love They Might Be Giants!

  30. 30.

    rikryah

    August 30, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    I miss ABL too

  31. 31.

    pythagoras frog

    August 30, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    blogs i read (nearly every day):
    -balloon juice
    -zandar vs the stupid
    -bob cesca
    -digby
    -krugman
    -geekologie
    -kevin drum
    -deus ex malcontent
    -boing boing
    -iheartchaos
    -(added today) ABL

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