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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Knock ’em dead

Knock ’em dead

by DougJ|  September 8, 201110:43 am| 100 Comments

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Elisa Elias Isquith on the death squads last night:

The audience seemed to be saying to the “liberal media” member, Brian Williams, that they approved of the death penalty—but not hesitantly or with reservation. No, they support the policy with full enthusiasm, enthusiasm of the sort that finds the very premise of Williams’s question to Perry (whether or not the latter has had sleepless nights over said executions) wrongheaded if not downright offensive. Their applause was a fascinating combination of “Fuck you, Williams” and “Go get ‘em, Rick!”

[….]

What this brought to my mind, and this is no doubt because I’m still in the process of reading Corey Robin’s The Reactionary Mind, is how much the contemporary right-wing attitude in America today is self-consciously transgressive. Of course, its followers would unlikely describe themselves as rebels or radicals or pushers of the envelope; but their sincere belief that American society is dominated by out-of-touch, effete, liberal elites; and their even more strongly held desire to assert their values, their worldview, their moral code and thus free themselves from the liberal yoke—this all combines at times into an odd but coherent form of flipping the bird to social mores.

This goes to the whole right-wing shock-jock thing that is at the heart of modern conservatism: when you say offensive things as a winger, you’re not letting the librul man keep you down. Also too, I’ll ride without a helmet (even though I’m normally safety-conscious), I’m stocking up on those old light lights, etc. etc.

It’s a very important dynamic in conservative politics, but one that most establishment observers ignore.

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  1. 1.

    geg6

    September 8, 2011 at 10:45 am

    Just another version of whatever pisses off the libtards most.

    Gawd, these people are 3 year olds.

  2. 2.

    LittlePig

    September 8, 2011 at 10:47 am

    but one that most establishment observers ignore enthusiastically support.

    Fixx0red.

  3. 3.

    Davis X. Machina

    September 8, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Establishment observers, but not all observers.

    But what if the Truth is that Americans don’t want to know the Truth? What if Americans consciously choose lies over truth when given the chanc e –and not even very interesting lies, but rather the blandest, dumbest and meanest lies? What if Americans are not a likeable people? The left’s wires short-circuit when confronted with this terrible possibility; the right, on the other hand, warmly embraces Middle America’s rank soul and exploits it to their full advantage. The Republicans know Americans better than the left. They know that it’s not so much Goering’s famous “bigger lie” that works here, but the dumber the lie, the more they want to hear it repeated.

  4. 4.

    Zifnab

    September 8, 2011 at 10:50 am

    Also too, I’ll ride without a helmet (even though I’m normally safety-conscious), I’m stocking up on those old light lights, etc. etc.

    This always just left me rolling my eyes.

    “CFLs contain mercury! MERCURY! We could be poisoned!” says the guy who just defended abolishing the EPA and allowing factors to dump mercury into the groundwater wherever they damn well please.

  5. 5.

    singfoom

    September 8, 2011 at 10:50 am

    @geg6: You think that’s just a primary reason? I’m not saying I disagree, but I watched that clip, and those people are glad, excited that over 200 people were executed.

    I think they were just voicing their blank approval of those deaths. Which I find fucking chilling.

  6. 6.

    Bob L

    September 8, 2011 at 10:50 am

    Told you Perry only had to own up to executing an innocent man because it was a cool and he would come out ahead. The American Right is all about the lizard hind brain.

  7. 7.

    Cat Lady

    September 8, 2011 at 10:50 am

    The only thing that’s changed with conservatives is that they’ve stopped using dog whistles cuz they’re able to use bullhorns. Thanks FAIL media and cable TV.

  8. 8.

    Corner Stone

    September 8, 2011 at 10:51 am

    “Balloon Juice of Ordinary Gentleman”
    That doesn’t sound too homosexual does it?

  9. 9.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 8, 2011 at 10:53 am

    @geg6:

    Exactly.

    Randism is basically a veneer of “rationality” to behaving precisely like a spoiled three year old.

    “Mine, mine MINE!”

  10. 10.

    General Stuck

    September 8, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Libtards want to take away your freedom to say stupid offensive shit, so wingnuts say more of it, just to be free to say stupid and offensive shit. And the media wants to know the liberal plan to say stupid offensive shit that is more better stupid and offensive shit than the republicans say. And around we go.

  11. 11.

    Zagloba

    September 8, 2011 at 10:55 am

    In a complicated world, it’s a survival tactic to reduce your decision-making into a mind-free process of gut checks. Criminals bad. Killing criminals good.

    The ones who believe in thinking things through eventually sequester themselves behind walls, coming out only when very large clocks tell them to.

  12. 12.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 8, 2011 at 10:55 am

    @Zifnab:

    They do not understand cause and effect.

    They take the world around them for granted…that it always has been this way, and it always will be.

    They imagine that 40 hour work weeks and time and a half for overtime has always been the American Way, with no need for those thug labor unions to push for them, because, naturally, employers see the benefit of such a system.

  13. 13.

    MattF

    September 8, 2011 at 10:57 am

    Transgressive and intolerant. Much more effective than Marcuse’s old ‘repressive tolerance’. Just intolerance, period.

  14. 14.

    Josh James

    September 8, 2011 at 10:57 am

    Pretty sickening, that applause … I commented on it here: http://writerjoshuajames.com/dailydojo/?p=2202

    And I also called my Senator today … I got an email from him about how he champions the middle class … it pisses me off, more and more, to hear that … you cannot call for austerity measures and cut cut cut taxes and honestly call yourself a champion of the middle class … it’s simply not true.

  15. 15.

    FormerSwingVoter

    September 8, 2011 at 10:58 am

    You’re reading way too much into this. Take a look at the comment threads when an abortion doctor is murdered or a Democratic politician dies and the true right-wing reveals itself in all its horrible glory.

    They honestly want to kill everyone they don’t like. The only reason they don’t is that they would go to jail for a long, long time. If you want to see how conservatives act when unrestrained by law, see the Jim Crow south.

  16. 16.

    Emma

    September 8, 2011 at 10:58 am

    The thing I’ve noticed most is that when it’s applied to them they bellow like castrated bulls. It’s all about the other. The brown and black people, no problem, then something like Waco happens and it’s a federal crime.

    And save the “well Waco was different because…” bs. If that compound had been filled with Black Panthers they would be celebrating the assault every year.

  17. 17.

    chrismealy

    September 8, 2011 at 11:01 am

    I just finished “The Reactionary Mind”. It’s really great. Anybody who suspected that Burke, Oakeshott, etc are all just old assholes won’t be surprised by what they learn. I imagine Andrew Sullivan’s head would implode if he read it.

  18. 18.

    geg6

    September 8, 2011 at 11:01 am

    @singfoom:

    Oh, no. I agree. They love them some killin’. Even more if the killed was brown of any shade.

  19. 19.

    Samara Morgan

    September 8, 2011 at 11:03 am

    Is this a liberal blog or not?
    why link the LoOGies DougJ?
    Have you forgotten Elias godwinned you?

    theres enough nasty little embryo Douthats (aka “sane conservatives”) out there already, mastertroll.
    dont you get it yet?
    this is war, this is fight to the death thunderdrome and its US LIBERALS vs. THEM.
    no more kumbayah.

  20. 20.

    The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik

    September 8, 2011 at 11:05 am

    @geg6:

    Long as it punches a hippie and sticks it to the reverse racists, don’tcha know.

  21. 21.

    Yutsano

    September 8, 2011 at 11:05 am

    It’s the theology of the Elect writ large. Those 200 people DESERVED to die because, well, if they didn’t, they wouldn’t be in that situation now would they? And it certainly wasn’t happening to the AUDIENCE, so why should they give a fuck about some poor schmucks?

  22. 22.

    JGabriel

    September 8, 2011 at 11:05 am

    DougJ, typos not normally a big deal, but I think Elias might object to being called Elisa?

    .

  23. 23.

    Samara Morgan

    September 8, 2011 at 11:05 am

    @Corner Stone: heh

    i think there is waaaaaay too much homoerotic tension between the LoOGIES and DougJ and Mistermix.
    is this blog gay or what?
    note: wowspeak, not gay bashing.

  24. 24.

    Tomjones

    September 8, 2011 at 11:06 am

    Whatevs. Like Demoncrats don’t cheer the thousands of abortions happening on Obama’s watch.
    /Perryonista

  25. 25.

    Mike Goetz

    September 8, 2011 at 11:07 am

    It shouldn’t have, but that applause truly shocked me, chilled me to the bone.

    I admit I am a very fervent Obama supporter, so take this how you will, but not voting for him is to enable evil.

    Period.

  26. 26.

    Samara Morgan

    September 8, 2011 at 11:08 am

    @JGabriel: i think it was a freudian slip.
    :)

  27. 27.

    Terry

    September 8, 2011 at 11:10 am

    there are Conservatives and then there are Regressives.

    Why do we let those people keep the label of conservative when what they are is regressive. The time may be right to try to make that label stick.

  28. 28.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 8, 2011 at 11:10 am

    @chrismealy:

    I imagine Andrew Sullivan’s head would implode if he read it.

    Could not happen to a more deserving sack of tory shit.

  29. 29.

    Samara Morgan

    September 8, 2011 at 11:11 am

    Chumad DougJ?
    im sry i crushed freddies little pointy head in again, but i just can’t stop myself.
    everyday im shufflin.

  30. 30.

    Yutsano

    September 8, 2011 at 11:12 am

    @Samara Morgan: No. One. Cares. Now go away.

  31. 31.

    The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik

    September 8, 2011 at 11:12 am

    @Yutsano:

    I distinctly remember a quote along those lines, about how if you’re in jail or in custody, by definition you couldn’t be innocent, or otherwise you would never have been arrested? Anyone got an idea of the exact quote or context with that, I feel like it was a fairly recent and relevant quote.

  32. 32.

    cleek

    September 8, 2011 at 11:13 am

    i wish this was the case.

    but: name the last openly anti-death penalty Democratic Presidential candidate.

    it’s not just them. and it’s not about us.

    people really do dig the death penalty. it has > 60% support right now.

  33. 33.

    Samara Morgan

    September 8, 2011 at 11:13 am

    @Terry: LOL
    they are conservatives.
    that is what conservatism has evolved into.

  34. 34.

    singfoom

    September 8, 2011 at 11:14 am

    @Yutsano:

    Those 200 people DESERVED to die because, well, if they didn’t, they wouldn’t be in that situation now would they?

    Well, here’s the thing. I’m ambivalent about the death penalty, personally, but there are some crimes that I can accept the death penalty for. Now, personally, I think that it’s much crueler to keep someone locked up for life with no chance for parole.

    So I can accept the idea that those prisoners deserved to die. But even then, I would never applaud at the death of a person, nor can I understand anyone clapping for that… That’s some serious low class lack of human decency.

  35. 35.

    Yutsano

    September 8, 2011 at 11:14 am

    @The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik: I know what you’re talking about, and I’ve heard it too recently, but for the life of me don’t know the source. It was definitely the inspiration for my comment. I wanna say it was a winger blogger but don’t quote me on that. (Ha!)

  36. 36.

    LittlePig

    September 8, 2011 at 11:15 am

    @Mike Goetz:

    but not voting for him is to enable evil.

    That’s been true for every Democratic Presidential candidate since George McGovern. Ike was the last civilized Republican president; all since have been robber-baron enabling thugs.

  37. 37.

    Special Patrol Group

    September 8, 2011 at 11:15 am

    As the Medium Lobster noted last May, “America Pleased With Killing of Thing.”

    After years of groaning unemployment and morbid obesity, America has rediscovered its love of life by killing a thing. While the thing had killed other things, it had frequently killed the wrong kinds of things, in the wrong kinds of ways, and it was important, America felt, to kill it, along with several hundred thousand other things, to stress the point. “There is a long and honorable tradition of killing things in America,” said the secretary of killing things. “But this thing did not kill things in the way that things are supposed to kill things. And so I am pleased to say that we killed it.”
    While killing this thing is an important victory in America’s global war on things, America’s fight to kill things will go on. “The killing of this thing does not mark the end of our effort to kill things,” the president of killing things said in a special statement. “Things are still out there. We must – and we will – remain devoted to killing things, at home and abroad.”
    The thing’s corpse has been decorated with the Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Nobel Peace Prize, and will be married to Kate Middleton and Prince William this afternoon in an emotional public ceremony before being added to America’s collection of things America has killed, which is known to include an impressive selection of Afghans, Iraqis, Pakistanis, Yemenis, Palestinians, Latin Americans, Vietnamese, Filipinos, African slaves, Native Americans and children of all ages.

  38. 38.

    Mike Goetz

    September 8, 2011 at 11:17 am

    @singfoom:

    I hear you. I don’t support the death penalty, but I can see how and why people could. But the applause…

    Gruesome.

  39. 39.

    jwb

    September 8, 2011 at 11:17 am

    @cleek: There’s a big difference between supporting the death penalty on a poll question and cheering it on as happened in the debate last night.

  40. 40.

    The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik

    September 8, 2011 at 11:19 am

    @jwb:

    In other words: the debate crowd weren’t fans of the death penalty. They were homers.

  41. 41.

    EconWatcher

    September 8, 2011 at 11:19 am

    @The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik:

    Ed Meese, Reagan’s Attorney General, said something to the effect that criminal suspects aren’t innocent–if they were, then they wouldn’t be suspects. Not recent, but that may be what you’re thinking of.

    I found it so charming at the time, I still remember it a quarter of a century later.

  42. 42.

    Mike Goetz

    September 8, 2011 at 11:22 am

    @LittlePig:

    Agreed. I’ve always voted straight-ticket Democratic, in most cases as a negative judgment on the barbaric nihilists on the other side. They must never be allowed to run things again.

  43. 43.

    Yutsano

    September 8, 2011 at 11:25 am

    @Mike Goetz: It’s hard to exile a party to the political woods when they keep winning things. Of course having your own propaganda organ helps. My kingdom for Roger Ailes to have a heart attack tomorrow. I’ll even take the bullshit hagiographies as long as he keels over.

  44. 44.

    jwb

    September 8, 2011 at 11:25 am

    @The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik: Yes, they were treating the death penalty like entertainment or a sporting event. At this rate I’m wondering which candidate will be the first to advocate the return of public executions.

  45. 45.

    cleek

    September 8, 2011 at 11:25 am

    @jwb:
    yeah, i suppose you’re right.

    but it’s a little hard to feel like the target of wingnut jeers when the majority of your party supports the same thing the wingnuts do.

  46. 46.

    EconWatcher

    September 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

    Many decent people “believe in” the death penalty, because they think we should be able to get even with monsters like Ted Bundy. And really, as a purely philosophical question, it’s tough to say that it’s morally wrong in all circumstances: Did Israel commit a moral wrong by hanging Eichmann?

    But as they say, support for the death penalty in the US is a mile wide and an inch deep. I think most people, if informed of the facts, would recoil at the routinized way it’s been used, for example in Texas in the late 90s, when they were sometimes doing several executions per night in the same death chamber. And I think most people want it reserved for the worst of the worst–child murderers and such.

    But the crew who were cheering Perry? Chilling, indeed. There’s a real hint of fascism there.

  47. 47.

    jwb

    September 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    @Yutsano: Surely Ailes has taken the trouble to train the next generation. It would be awesome, however, if his ego wouldn’t allow him to do that, or that it turns out that he wasn’t very good at training.

  48. 48.

    Samara Morgan

    September 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    @Yutsano: hahaha
    i think DougJ is mad.

    this is a great blog. i luffed the whole AL/ABL/DougJ/smackdown.
    im a fan of creative destruction.

  49. 49.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    September 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    @FormerSwingVoter:

    They honestly want to kill everyone they don’t like. The only reason they don’t is that they would go to jail for a long, long time. If you want to see how conservatives act when unrestrained by law, see the Jim Crow south.

    I’ve been saying for a long time that with the Southern Strategy run out to its logical conclusion, US politics is now effectively a sublimated civil war continued by other less violent means, but nobody seems to want to listen. Jeeze, you’d think the whole “Culture War” phrase was enough of a tipoff, but apparently not.

  50. 50.

    Samara Morgan

    September 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    @Yutsano: whatchu mean homes?
    The juicitariat is in continuous bitch mode because liberals are whimps an cant message.
    Now we have DougJ linking Isqueef who FUCKING GODWINNED HIM>

    its like discipline bondage.
    hahaha

    hey…membah when asiangirlman was gonna bunk with the LoOGies?
    cuz i do.

  51. 51.

    Elizabelle

    September 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Didn’t watch the GOP debate last night.

    Just watched the clip of audience applauding Perry during death penalty question.

    What stood out for me: Perry’s repeated use of the word “citizen” – not resident, or person. “If you kill one of our citizens….”

    Here’s the transcript, and I apologize for not knowing how to link it within a comment.

    WILLIAMS: Governor Perry, a question about Texas. Your state has executed 234 death row inmates, more than any other governor in modern times. Have you…

    (APPLAUSE)

    Have you struggled to sleep at night with the idea that any one of those might have been innocent?

    PERRY: No, sir. I’ve never struggled with that at all. The state of Texas has a very thoughtful, a very clear process in place of which — when someone commits the most heinous of crimes against our citizens, they get a fair hearing, they go through an appellate process, they go up to the Supreme Court of the United States, if that’s required.

    But in the state of Texas, if you come into our state and you kill one of our children, you kill a police officer, you’re involved with another crime and you kill one of our citizens, you will face the ultimate justice in the state of Texas, and that is, you will be executed.

    WILLIAMS: What do you make of…

    (APPLAUSE)

    What do you make of that dynamic that just happened here, the mention of the execution of 234 people drew applause?

    PERRY: I think Americans understand justice. I think Americans are clearly, in the vast majority of — of cases, supportive of capital punishment. When you have committed heinous crimes against our citizens — and it’s a state-by-state issue, but in the state of Texas, our citizens have made that decision, and they made it clear, and they don’t want you to commit those crimes against our citizens. And if you do, you will face the ultimate justice.

    Perry’s victims are children, police officers, citizens. Period. Williams is the only person to use the word “people.”

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/08/us/politics/08republican-debate-text.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all

  52. 52.

    jibeaux

    September 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    @cleek: Dukakis was, I think. And yes, I know how that turned out. But there is a difference between tepid support and cheering on. Abolitionists like to call death penalty support a mile wide and an inch deep, I don’t know if they’re right about that or not but I have to hope that the number of exonerations brought to light will someday, somehow, change something, for pete’s sakes.

  53. 53.

    handsmile

    September 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    While fiction may offer a welcome respite from the world’s maelstrom, Sinclair Lewis’s It Can’t Happen Here becomes a bit more prophetic with each passing day.

    The howling support for Rick Perry’s advocacy of state-sanctioned execution and GOP tolerance of violent behavior inflicted upon those deemed to be “other”(outlined above by FormerSwingVoter #15) is prefigured by Lewis’s “fable” of how fascism may arise and unfold in this country.

    Well worth reading, with a strong stomach.

  54. 54.

    waldo

    September 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    The saddest thing is the other candidates, in true Pavlovian fashion, will feel compelled to up the ante with their own death-penalty applause lines. If they can suggest a way to make executions more palpably cruel or agonizing, well, so much the better. Probably just a matter of time before Huntsman (the sane one) threatens to go medieval on retarded death-row convicts.

  55. 55.

    rlrr

    September 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    @The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik: Ed Meese used to say something along those lines…

  56. 56.

    cleek

    September 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    @jibeaux:

    I have to hope that the number of exonerations brought to light will someday, somehow, change something, for pete’s sakes.

    hope. yup.

    i’m still not convinced that libs were the target of the applause. simple lizard brain enthusiasm for a tough guy being tough against the evil-doers seems sufficient. i dunno. the wingnut brain is a fascinating thing…

  57. 57.

    Special Patrol Group

    September 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    U.S News: You criticize the Miranda ruling, which gives suspects the right to have a lawyer present before police questioning. Shouldn’t people, who may be innocent, have such protection?

    Meese: Suspects who are innocent of a crime should. But the thing is, you don’t have many suspects who are innocent of a crime. That’s contradictory. If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not a suspect.

    Oh, and for the record, that dumbfuck asshole’s job description at the time:

    1. The principal legal officer who represents a country or a state in legal proceedings and gives legal advice to the government.
    2. The head of the US Department of Justice.

    You can’t make this shit up.

  58. 58.

    danimal

    September 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Dear President Obama,

    The GOP is determined to oppose your jobs bill scheduled for unveiling tonight. In fact, they are determined to oppose anything you propose for the next 15-63 months. You need a new game plan.

    This is why I suggest that you announce the “Don’t Drink Bleach” public safety campaign. Drinking bleach is dangerous and can be fatal, according to documented scientific facts. You can be assured the conservatives, angling to defy your blackness presidential over-reach, will be on camera drinking bleach within hours. You will reduce political opposition, increase the national IQ and perform a valuable public service for those who pay attention to “facts” and “science.” I don’t see a downside.

    Don’t Drink Bleach!

  59. 59.

    bkny

    September 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

    @waldo: and obama will be a pussy for not endorsing public hangings…

    one of the more disturbing things is watching msnbc all morning and there’s been no mention of this (at least that i’ve seen); and no effort by the chatterbunnies to correct the deliberate lies and distortions they made. halperin actually said this morning that the time between these ‘debates’ will allow perry to refine his response to the climate change/social security comments.

  60. 60.

    Special Patrol Group

    September 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Put funnier:

    Leila: What if he’s innocent?
    Agent Rogersz: No one is innocent.

  61. 61.

    FlipYrWhig

    September 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    @jibeaux:

    I have to hope that the number of exonerations brought to light will someday, somehow, change something

    I doubt it. I think it will simply become, “OK, that may be true, but I still support the death penalty for the guilty ones.” And the CSI effect, not to mention Nancy Grace, leads people to feel like evidence is always clear, judgment is always easy, and that the only people who feel otherwise have been duped or guilted into that view, because the obvious right course is Justice For Kaighleigh-Aschleeyie-whoever, meaning, kill the fucker and settle the score.

  62. 62.

    rlrr

    September 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    @danimal: or Drano…

  63. 63.

    jibeaux

    September 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

    @cleek: I know it’s just because I reside in the reality-based community and all, but I don’t know how you could learn about a case in which a guy was convicted of a murder, in which the timeframe for death fit entirely within a period of time in which said convicted murderer was in jail in another state, and not give some consideration to whether or not executing convicted murderers is a fantastic idea. But as I understand the dodge, it’s to say “See! The system worked!”

  64. 64.

    rlrr

    September 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

    @danimal:

    How about a “Don’t Mix Bleach and Ammonia” public safety campaign?

  65. 65.

    Mike Goetz

    September 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    If you get a chance, pick up James Nesbit’s novel Lethal Injection, about a death row doctor in Texas. It’s a good record of the spiritual erosion brought on by that gruesome occupation.

  66. 66.

    jak

    September 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Brian Williams is anything but a liberal.

  67. 67.

    Special Patrol Group

    September 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Also funny:

    Jack the Lawyer
    You’re very observant. I’ll make this as simple as possible. The two
    of you have been charged with kidnapping under section 2471 of the
    criminal code. The offense of kidnapping is comprised of two elements,
    both of which must be satisfied before a conviction may lie. The first
    element, Actus Reus, which was satisfied on October the tenth, 1983,
    when you, Robert and Douglas McKenzie, did kidnap one Pamela
    Elsinore…
    ..
    Bob
    Wait a second, like we didn’t do it!
    .
    Doug
    That’s right, we’re innocent!
    .
    Jack
    If you’re innocent, you’ve got nothing to fear… [they all begin
    laughing.]
    .
    Bob
    Beauty, eh?
    .
    Doug
    We’ll get off, eh?

  68. 68.

    fleeting expletive

    September 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    I almost got into a disturbing facebook exchange with my SIL (oh, the stories I could tell!) the other night. She posted something about the SCOTUS decision allowing protests at military funerals, something something First Amendment, my Second Amendment rights. I replied that of course such speech is offensive and nasty, but that is what the military is defending, i.e., freedom of speech.

    She said she hoped some of those protesters would come onto her property and she would gladly blow them away.

    It kept me up that night, the idea that someone I’ve known for almost four decades fantasizes about shooting people for what they say. At least she qualified it by specifying on her property. I almost never have to see this branch of the family, for which I am grateful.

  69. 69.

    jibeaux

    September 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

    @FlipYrWhig: Oh, you may be right, but I mention it because I believe, of the various arguments against the death penalty, that it’s the strongest for people who would otherwise believe in it. The depressing result is that after quite a few high profile exonerations from Innocence Commissions, and I was proud to volunteer for our state’s while in law school, it makes some people say “that’s great! Now we can have more faith that the system is working, because the innocence commission will catch the ones who don’t deserve to be there.” Big, big sigh.

  70. 70.

    slippy

    September 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

    @jwb: I’ve noticed that extremists in one generation often spawn their exact opposites in the next. Just as examples see Ron Reagan and Patti Davis (both children of Nancy & The Fucking Gipper) are very outspokenly liberal.

    Sometimes that kind of crap backfires spectacularly.

  71. 71.

    Anya

    September 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

    @cleek: I agree with you. I think if we were still doing public executions we would have had many people watching it happen live. I won’t be surprised if some asshole at Fox champions televised public executions.

  72. 72.

    wrb

    September 8, 2011 at 11:52 am

    I skipped the debate last night. Skimming through some conservative comments this morning I’m given to understand that Perry was so masterful that we can skip this whole election business. Obama should just hand him the keys to the country now, relieving himself and the country of a lot of bother, and he and we should just be thankful that someone so capable has come forth wipe away all our troubles and shoulder our burdens.

    Was he really that awesome?

  73. 73.

    danimal

    September 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

    @rlrr: @rlrr: Good ideas.

    Perhaps a “don’t put a gun to your temple and pull the trigger” campaign as well. Second amendment remedies, liberal style.

  74. 74.

    FlipYrWhig

    September 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

    @jak: Seriously. Brian Williams is a somewhat likeable personality who’s a smidgen too ugly for Hollywood and just short of completely vacuous. The fact that he has anything to do with the production and consumption of “news” is shameful.

  75. 75.

    Marc

    September 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

    @cleek:

    That is actually changing for the better, however. The Innocence Project had a real impact; states like Illinois are moving away from the death penalty. Gun control, on the other hand…

  76. 76.

    Dr J

    September 8, 2011 at 11:56 am

    Those of us on the left who argue against the death penalty because it is discriminatory– it is clear that this is viewed as a feature, not a bug. And if they are innocent? Well, they are probable guilty of something, otherwise they wouldn’t be on death row. No great loss.

  77. 77.

    FlipYrWhig

    September 8, 2011 at 11:57 am

    @wrb: Rick Perry would probably make a good power-conference football coach. All catchphrases and promises to kick ass.

  78. 78.

    catclub

    September 8, 2011 at 11:59 am

    @Zagloba: Anathem!

    The evolution of Christian thought (!?) claims this path:
    Before Judaism, ‘justice’ consisted of unlimited revenge.
    Judaism introduced Justice as ‘an eye for an eye’ but the key is, no more. Just justice. And this IS an improvement over unlimited revenge.

    Christianity says that given how bad people really are, if you get justice at the last judgement, things will go really badly there. What you want is mercy. Now go and apply _that_ to your life and dealings with others.

    So Perry says the audience understands justice. Yeah, right.

  79. 79.

    catclub

    September 8, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    @wrb: “and shoulder our burdens.” … onto the messican lawn guy.

  80. 80.

    Elizabelle

    September 8, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    You hit it. Male sexuality and football coach authority.

    Their team against the world.

  81. 81.

    FlipYrWhig

    September 8, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    @Marc:

    The Innocence Project had a real impact; states like Illinois are moving away from the death penalty. Gun control, on the other hand…

    Well, that’s just because the Constitution explicitly protects the right to bear arms, and, from what I understand, is totally silent on the matter of what punishments are, shall we say, cruel or unusual.

  82. 82.

    Kane

    September 8, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    The same people who were falling all over their fainting couch and who were OUTRAGED over the fiery campaign rhetoric from James Hoffa, are the same people who joyfully cheer executions.

  83. 83.

    FlipYrWhig

    September 8, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    @Elizabelle: Come to think of it, he even looks like Nick Saban.

  84. 84.

    Marc

    September 8, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    I hate to give the devil his due, but

    http://douthat.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/09/08/the-rick-perry-experiment/

    Douhat has a pretty similar take on Rick Perry.

    By the way, columns like this are a strong clue that Perry may be a bridge too far for the establishment.

  85. 85.

    wasabi gasp

    September 8, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    My UPS guy thinks people should be killed. He believes the leachers of society should be taken out and that this task should be undertaken by the government in order to perform it with efficiently and with as little public chaos as possible.

    Except for this, he seems like a nice guy.

  86. 86.

    Samara Morgan

    September 8, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    @Marc:

    Douhat has a pretty similar take on Rick Perry.

    douthats and embryo douthats agree.
    big surprise.
    :)

    why does this blog have to suffer DougJ and Mistermix in their endless quest for “sane conservatives”?
    if they were sane, they wouldn’t be conservatives.

  87. 87.

    wasabi gasp

    September 8, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    There may be something wrong with the comment editor. I was denied permission to edit my own comment.

    Edit: for some reason I am able to edit this comment, but was denied permission to edit my last.

  88. 88.

    Samara Morgan

    September 8, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    8. Corner Stone – September 8, 2011 | 10:51 am · Link
    __
    “Balloon Juice of Ordinary Gentleman”
    That doesn’t sound too homosexual does it?

    you win the thread CS.
    :)

  89. 89.

    catclub

    September 8, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    @Marc: Clue, perhaps.
    But plenty of waffle room for Douthat to be convinced that Perry is HIS manly man, too.

    Certainly no unequivocal statements of disapproval.

  90. 90.

    PK

    September 8, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    I saw Rick Perry speak for the first time for a few mins (have completely ignored him so far). He comes across as so fake, so utterly and completely stupid, vapid and moronic. His fake drawl disgusts me, I want to take a leaf blower to that hair, and slap him across the face. He lost no sleep over executing 234 people? He is a soulless ghoul. I hope he is the nominee, because we need to either face evil and defeat it or finally accept that the nation has no soul and is not worth saving.

  91. 91.

    ppcli

    September 8, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    someone I’ve known for almost four decades fantasizes about shooting people for what they say. At least she qualified it by specifying on her property.

    I expect that this was just because she has the idea that if someone is on your property uninvited, and you kill them, you can’t be charged with anything.

  92. 92.

    wrb

    September 8, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    @Samara Morgan:

    if they were sane, they wouldn’t be conservatives.

    It is a sport and and adventure, like exploring the bayous for the ivory billed Woodpecker or the himalayas for the snow leopard. There used to be so many of them. Mussent there be a dimly-lit cypress grove or secret glacier-rimmed valley where their wild cries can still be heard. Can they be gone forever?

  93. 93.

    Capri

    September 8, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: Actually, the CSI effect usually helps the accused person. Juries now think the type of fiction that happens on all the CSI/NCIS type shows is what is realistically possible. “If this guy did it, why didn’t they pull fingerprints off the bullets and find trace DNA evidence of matching carpet fibers?”

    Many lawyers now have to go to great lengths to neutralize the jury’s expectation that every crime can be backed up by reams of trace evidence conformation.

  94. 94.

    ppcli

    September 8, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    @Marc: I didn’t even manage to complete two full paragraphs before I found this gem of spin:

    For going on three years, a large swath of the conservative movement — pundits, talk radio hosts, activists — has convinced themselves that what the Republican Party needs now, after the sell-outs and compromises of the Bush era

    Sell outs and compromises? What the hell did Bush ever compromise on? I suppose these guys count TARP as a “sell out and compromise”, but what else? I remember reading Free Republic all through the Bush era and that guy was worshiped by the hard core right to the very end. Are we to assume that the 27% who supported Bush even in his last months were anything but core Republicans? Look Douthat – you guys broke 2000-2008, so now you own it. Don’t try to pretend you had mental reservations all along.

  95. 95.

    cleek

    September 8, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    @ppcli:

    What the hell did Bush ever compromise on?

    abortion. FISA. Medicare drug plans. allowing his advisers to testify in front of the 9/11 commission. Iraq spending. his desire to classify Congressional briefings.

    those were from the first 10 of 2,300,000 Google results for “Bush compromises”.

    from the next 10:
    gas and oil drilling regulations. environmental regs. the Vieques Navy training facility. his famous tax cuts. his education bill.

    President Bush has seemed so willing to compromise with both liberal and conservative lawmakers to steer his education plan through Congress that critics say they fear he will end up with a bill that promises far more than it can deliver.
    ..
    After weeks of debate, Senate action on its version of the bill has veered out of control of Republican leaders.
    ..
    Democrats have diluted or eliminated most of the provisions designed to strengthen the accountability of individual public schools – including private school tuition vouchers – and have added so much more in spending that lawmakers say much of the money will never materialize.

    yadayadayada

    the idea that Bush, or any president, ever got “all he wants” is utter nonsense.

  96. 96.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    September 8, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    @ppcli:

    Sell outs and compromises? What the hell did Bush ever compromise on? I suppose these guys count TARP as a “sell out and compromise”, but what else?

    A short list:
    NCLB (yeah we know it wasn’t the liberal bill they like to pretend, but still, it had Ted Kennedy cooties on it. ewww!)
    The Harriet Myers nomination
    Immigration Reform
    Not listening to Dick Cheney after the 2006 election
    TARP

    But most of all “Sell outs and compromises” is a dogwhistle for the GOP not wanting to take responsibility for W’s budget busting fiscal malpractice (Medicare Part D giveaway, tax cuts during 2 wars, etc.) by pretending that they weren’t behind him every step of the way backing him to the hilt thru all of it. Which is of course a monstrous lie, but then this is the right we are talking about; they lie, fabricate and slander in their sleep.

  97. 97.

    greennotGreen

    September 8, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    @Capri: On the other hand, I watch a disturbing amount of true crime TV, and I find it rather shocking that people are sometimes convicted of crimes on very flimsy forensic evidence. Or poorly interpreted forensic evidence, like the guy who was convicted based on a bite mark that showed teeth he didn’t even have.

  98. 98.

    FlipYrWhig

    September 8, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    @Capri: Hmm, interesting. I would have thought that shows like that demonstrate the super-spectacular competence of cops and crime labs, making all guilt ascertainable by science and hence making it harder to doubt that what the state says is debatable. But maybe not, and the real-life state and its agents look incompetent by comparison to the superhero versions on TV…

  99. 99.

    Samara Morgan

    September 8, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    @wrb: hunting for sane conservatives today is like hunting for snipe or jackalope.
    Either they never existed or they are extinct.
    i think they never existed.

    show me the fossil record!

  100. 100.

    Howlin Wolfe

    September 8, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    That’s why it’s patriotic to: own a gun; smoke tobacco (especially cigarettes); drive a vehicle that is a lot bigger than it needs to be, and pay lots of money to fill up its gas tank; eat lots of meat; listen to bad music; and on and on. Part and parcel of the anti-intellectualism of the wingnut mind.

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