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Open Thread – They call me Jane, that’s not my name…

by Sarah, Proud and Tall|  September 10, 201111:36 am| 15 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Corner Stone

    September 10, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Mmmm, just getting the IVs right for a big day of football.
    Go Cocks!

  2. 2.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

    @Corner Stone: They moved my seats from the endzone to the 1st row of the upper deck so I’m jacked! GO DAWGS!

  3. 3.

    Corner Stone

    September 10, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Cole seems to have gone off the deep end on his twit stream. He’s either partying with college students, which never ends well for men of his age, or about none of it is true.

    ETA, I’m going with the latter.

  4. 4.

    Corner Stone

    September 10, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): Some friends have seats right behind the Purdue bench section for the Purdue @ Rice game today. They’re all wearing old school Rice jerseys and plan to be as obnoxious as Rice alum can be. I declined to join them.

  5. 5.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 10, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    @Corner Stone: I’ve got my Illni on the btn2go and it looks like the 11am start and the Jackrabbits as an opponent have the crowd way down.

    Athens is out of fucking control.

  6. 6.

    Joseph Nobles

    September 10, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    Oh, I’m loving this. Ed Morrissey has cooked up a wacky conspiracy theory to celebrate 9/11.

    Obama made a little gaffe when he went off script the other day. He called Lincoln the “founder” of the Republican Party. Common enough mistake. But the remark wasn’t in the text as prepared for delivery and released by the White House.

    Enter PBS. They published the text as prepared for delievery (noting it as such) and labeled it “Transcript.” It was pretty close. They also embedded a video of the full remarks.

    Now comes Ed Morrissey. He and other RWNJs have been busily distracting themselves from the subject of the speech and laughing at Obama’s mistake. Seems that Jay Carney himself corrected this mistake when Mike Huckabee said it back in 2008, Carney writing in the pages of Time Magazine, no less. Ha ha! Does Carney ever talk to the President? Does Obama clear adlibs with Jay?

    And worse yet, PBS (and thereby all of the lamestream media) is then accused by Mr. Morrissey of trying to cover up the President’s Lincoln gaffe! Somehow. Because the verbatim transcript with Obama’s gaffe has always been what’s available on the White House website. I know, because I followed along the second time that CSPAN aired it (the first time being live). So somehow PBS is covering up something for the POTUS that the White House isn’t?

    And, yes, PBS has now published the verbatim transcript under Transcript. A tempest in a Tea Party pot. God, what a lovely day. Ed Morrissey throwing out a CT worthy of 9/11 Truth, and defending it with the same kind of logic.

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    Amir Khalid

    September 10, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Woe is me. Liverpool FC conceded a needless penalty in the first of their match away to Stoke City, and despite a relentless onslaught over the rest of the match could not get an equalizer. Woe is me! Woe! Woe! AAAGH! et cetera.

    In somewhat happier news, rain over the past couple of afternoons has cleared away some of the haze over the skies here in Kuala Lumpur. Now if only those damn Indonesians would quit setting their jungles on fire every year …

  8. 8.

    Corner Stone

    September 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    Sarah, babycakes, you going to drop an open thread then go to bed without me?

  9. 9.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 10, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    @Corner Stone: Auburn 7-0.

  10. 10.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 10, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    14-0

  11. 11.

    Corner Stone

    September 10, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    I just noticed but in the Brett Favre jeans commercial the first pass he throws looks like an INT. The guy in the blue shirt with his arms stretched out is behind the guy in green who ends up tipping the ball one handed and making the grab.
    Looks like Favre underthrew his receiver.

  12. 12.

    lamh32

    September 10, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    I know it’s probably too late, but I just have to tell ya how much I kinda hate this song. I can’t really articulate it well enough, I’ll just link to a Black Snob post on this subject and let her speak for me.

    Kreayshawn & V-Nasty: The Unholy Thing Rap Created

    There’s an episode of the cartoon South Park that parodies the film “The Day After Tomorrow” and hysteria over Global Warming where the citizens of South Park run around fleeing the “warming” while screaming, “We didn’t listen!” While this was simply a delicious Hollywood film cliche satire, I couldn’t help but think of it when I read Darth Kriss’ recent post on Insanity Report about the advent of Kreayshawn and some person called V-Nasty in the world of hip hop…

    Please read the whole post, it hilarious and yet def true for me and fans of hip-hop.

  13. 13.

    Phylllis

    September 10, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    @Corner Stone: We’ve been ‘working on’ the frozen libations for an hour or so here. Go Cocks indeed, Babee!

    On a side note, my alma mater plays Florida State today. Thank you for the beating sir, we’ll take our check now and go home to Charleston, SC. While y’all get to stay in…Tallahassee.

  14. 14.

    Corner Stone

    September 10, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): Miss St looked for a bit like they wanted to make a game of it.

  15. 15.

    fuckwit

    September 10, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    Does anyone remember this?

    ne month before the 2008 Presidential election, Obama, then a senator from Illinois, squared off in a debate against John McCain in an arena at Belmont University, in Nashville. A woman in the audience asked Obama if he would be willing to pursue Al Qaeda leaders inside Pakistan, even if that meant invading an ally nation. He replied, “If we have Osama bin Laden in our sights and the Pakistani government is unable, or unwilling, to take them out, then I think that we have to act and we will take them out. We will kill bin Laden. We will crush Al Qaeda. That has to be our biggest national-security priority.” McCain, who often criticized Obama for his naïveté on foreign-policy matters, characterized the promise as foolish, saying, “I’m not going to telegraph my punches.”

    I don’t recall anyone of the chattering heads on TV even mentioning this in the hoopla over Bin Laden’s death. Or giving credit that, yep, Obama was right, his approach worked.

    Now Bush wants credit for it. Fucking right.

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