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Republican debate open thread

by DougJ|  September 12, 20117:51 pm| 249 Comments

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I’ll be watching the football so tell me what happens. I’ll follow John’s twitter feed too. What else are good places? I would have said Sully a year ago, but he’s lost a step.

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  1. 1.

    Linda Featheringill

    September 12, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    I guess that CNN is the place to go.

  2. 2.

    John Cole

    September 12, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    I’m watching football. I can’t watch more than one GOP debate every 7 days.

  3. 3.

    jl

    September 12, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    There is probably a roller derby on some cable channel someplace too. Do we have to pay attention every time one shows up?

    I will check in with (the mythical blog character) Cole’s Tweeter Twits, and watch him decompensate, devolve, and dissolve in 140 character chunks.

  4. 4.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    not watching debate, not watching football, will prob watch old episodes of Family Guy on TBS.

    I’ll def follow Cole on twitter though. Dude is hella funny at 140 characters.

    ETA: well I guess I won’t be following cole then…still aint watching it.

  5. 5.

    4jkb4ia

    September 12, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    I will be trying to avoid heart failure in the 4th set. A Tea Party Express debate!?

    ETA: B”H, I was really worried about how much John would have to drink to get through this.

    2nd ETA: Shit, Djokovic is being seen to by the trainer.

  6. 6.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    @John Cole: Man you had people worried!

  7. 7.

    Corner Stone

    September 12, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    Foot.Ball.

  8. 8.

    kdaug

    September 12, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    CNN’s the sponsoring network, so they’ll have the incentive to go through with minimum breaks.

  9. 9.

    Cat Lady

    September 12, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    If you’re watching the debate, drink when you hear “job creators”. If you’re watching the game, drink when you hear Jon Gruden say “this guy”. Either way, it’s gonna be ugly.

  10. 10.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    Picture in picture is the cure.

  11. 11.

    Jenny

    September 12, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    Has anyone cut back on wine consumption/purchases due to the recession?

    I often see people discuss wine on this board, so I thought it would be a good place to ask.

    I just saw an interesting story on how vineyards were hit during the recession with declining sales, but have finally turned around with sales starting to pick up.

    Could this be a leading indicator?

  12. 12.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 12, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    @John Cole:

    I can’t watch more than one GOP debate every 7 days.

    No doubt because of DougJ spoof fatigue.

    Is this an open enough thread for a good cause bleg – for helping disadvantaged people, not pets?

  13. 13.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    btw, how long is this crap-fest supposed to last?

  14. 14.

    jl

    September 12, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    I just found out that there seem to be two Monday Night Footballs. The first involve acutal pro teams.

    I’m not sure the Raiders/Broncos game qualifies as real football.

    But the early game is legit.

  15. 15.

    And Another Thing...

    September 12, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    ABC Nadal v Djokovic… GREAT tennis.

  16. 16.

    Jenny

    September 12, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    My girlfriend told me, “when Perry accepts the nomination at the convention, the crowd will be chanting DRILL, BABY, DRILL! ‘KILL, BABY, KILL!'”.

  17. 17.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 12, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    @lamh32: till the first Tuesday after the first Sunday in November (isn’t that it?) of next year.

  18. 18.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    This is horseshit, how can an organization like the Teaparty sponsor this?

  19. 19.

    Warren Terra

    September 12, 2011 at 8:02 pm

    Two live-blogs:
    TPM
    The Slog (the group blog of The Stranger, Seattle’s only newspaper that matters).

    ETA The Slog’s live-blog may not be the most informative, but it promises to be the most fun.

    ETA2 The Stranger‘s managing editor (or whatever the title is) is Dan Savage, the guy who coined the term “Santorum”. Which tells you anything you need to know about their newsroom’s leanings and sense of decorum.

  20. 20.

    dmsilev

    September 12, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    The computing gods don’t want me to watch; I try to load the stream on cnn’s website, and a dialog box appears asking me if I want to install some bizarre Flash extension. None of the buttons on said dialog actually do anything; the page is just stuck.

    Thank you, computer gods! I have been blessed!

  21. 21.

    MikeJ

    September 12, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): Depends on which teaparty it is. Each of the major ones have some big money guy behind them.

  22. 22.

    jl

    September 12, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    Oops. Cole’s GOP debate twits from last week. Sorry.

    I don’t understand The Tweeter very well.

  23. 23.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    @MikeJ: express

  24. 24.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred):

    We still haven’t seen actual evidence of Cole-presence as opposed to the Furry White Hell-Fist of Tyranny on the keyboard.

  25. 25.

    Maude

    September 12, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred):
    They feel that they can do what they want. So there.

  26. 26.

    licensed to kill time

    September 12, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    Wolfie sounds waaaaay too excited, poor dear.

  27. 27.

    BGinCHI

    September 12, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    Have a look at this quote from Hermann Goering while you watch the GOP debate.

    boingboing.net/2011/09/12/for-911-boing-boing-flickr-pool.html

    Tell me they wouldn’t endorse it if they didn’t know who said it.

    Also, I love how many debates there are: lots of room for mouthfulls of feet.

  28. 28.

    JCT

    September 12, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): It’s worse than horseshit, it’s a fucking embarrassment. Really, that intro made me cringe. I guess choosing the Presidential candidate is some big dress-up party game.

  29. 29.

    Linda Featheringill

    September 12, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    And they’re off . . .

    Romney looks healthier than he did last time. Bachmann has on a nice outfit for the occasion. She needs to grab the spotlight more this time.

  30. 30.

    licensed to kill time

    September 12, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    O say can you seegasm now….

  31. 31.

    MikeJ

    September 12, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): Aaaah, Russo, Marsh, and Associates.

  32. 32.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 12, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    when’s the first primary again?

  33. 33.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    @MikeJ: Hungadunga,Hungadunga,Hungadunga and McCormick. . . you left out a Hungadunga, the most important one.

  34. 34.

    mikefromArlington

    September 12, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    Ouch. That was kinda rough.

  35. 35.

    hilts

    September 12, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    CNN: The Assholes
    What a stupid fucking intro to this moronic debate – Introducing each candidate with lame-ass nicknames

    Kudos to Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting for calling out CNN for their bullshit decision to team up with the tea party assholes for this debate

    Tonight’s Republican debate might look familiar, with a well-known journalist posing questions to a stage full of candidates. But CNN’s event is actually a co-production of sorts with the far-right Tea Party Express, raising serious questions about a journalistic outlet’s decision to formally partner with a controversial political group… It’s unusual for a centrist news outlet to take an openly partisan group as a partner in producing a political event; we can’t recall progressive groups being granted any similar opportunities in recent years.

    h/t fair.org/index.php?page=4388

  36. 36.

    Warren Terra

    September 12, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    I’m not watching the debate, but I am watching the streaming commentary at The Slog (which I linked above), whih informed me that they candidates pledged allegiance to a video of the flag, and that they then had the national anthem (a possible first at a debate?) and only Romney pretended to sing along (or, of course, perhaps did sing along).

  37. 37.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 12, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    Cain – “I am the only non-politician on this stage tonight.” {whistles}

  38. 38.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    Wolf trying to chop Newt’s knees with that “don’t try to divide us”.

  39. 39.

    Davis X. Machina

    September 12, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    @Jenny: No. People who had, and lost, health insurance, and got anti-depressants and statins on a prescription plan, have switched to plonk instead.

    Better red than dead.

  40. 40.

    mikefromArlington

    September 12, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    Blitzer must have a big stiffy right now.

  41. 41.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    Stole

  42. 42.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 12, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    I think Tunch should join the Repblican Primary race. He can tell us how he gave up nip and accepted Ceiling Cat as his purrsonal savior.

    ETA: He is white male fat cat, what else does one need?

  43. 43.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    Would it be better if Jon Gruden did commentary for the debate and Wolf Blitzer babbled about football? Or would it make no real difference?

  44. 44.

    licensed to kill time

    September 12, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    Social Security question first up out of the gate. And it’s tossed to Bachmann. “Obama stole it all!”

  45. 45.

    Calouste

    September 12, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    @Warren Terra:

    The Guardian also has a live blog rather unaffected by the usual restraint of the US MSM.

  46. 46.

    Alex S.

    September 12, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    Eh, not enough interest… too soon after the other

  47. 47.

    Bondirotta

    September 12, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    Michelle: we will never screw the geezers….. Just the thirty-somethings.

  48. 48.

    Linda Featheringill

    September 12, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    For this audience, I would guess that the important question is who does better, Bachmann or Perry.

  49. 49.

    licensed to kill time

    September 12, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    Romney pulls out Perry’s book and beats him about the head and shoulders with it. Metaphorically speaking.

  50. 50.

    MikeJ

    September 12, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    @Alex S.: But it’s probably your last chance to see Bachmann. They need Stephen Fry to host.

  51. 51.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    This mothefucker is going to accuse Mitter of scary talk.

  52. 52.

    Bondirotta

    September 12, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    Perry: we will never give up on this noble Ponzi scheme

  53. 53.

    Bondirotta

    September 12, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    Perry: we will never give up on this noble Ponzi scheme

  54. 54.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 12, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    I haven’t yet seen any of the debates, getting a root canal sounds more pleasant.

  55. 55.

    Southern Beale

    September 12, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    I”m watching the US Open. Djocovic is killing me here. Thought he was a goner and then he bounces back.

  56. 56.

    Satanicpanic

    September 12, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    Perry getting called a flip flopper by Mitt!

  57. 57.

    Southern Beale

    September 12, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    No pun intended.

  58. 58.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 12, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    From The EConomist’s live bloggers

    8:05: Gary Johnson is on Twitter, tweeting bitterly. twitter.com/#!/govgaryjohnson

    8:05: Is it gauche or naive to ask where Gary Johnson is?

  59. 59.

    dmsilev

    September 12, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    @Satanicpanic: Takes one to know one, I suppose.

  60. 60.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    Which lunatic will out-lunatic the other lunatics for the lunatic lunatics of the lunatic party?

    How much pander would a pander pand, if a pander could pand pand?

  61. 61.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    Jesus Hunstman is a moron.

  62. 62.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 12, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Grammar edit: comment needs a before white. Another point in Tunch’s favor he has good hair, I mean fur. As for Social Security he loves the Cat Food Commission, provided the cat food is sushi grade tuna.

  63. 63.

    Southern Beale

    September 12, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    I heard that. Why on earth would anyone other than a die-hard Teabagger want to watch? I’m a Democrat, I don’t vote in GOP primaries. None of this shit matters to me, save for the entertainment value, until November 2012. So I really don’t give a crap, save in the academic sense.

    Plus, all of the candidates are crazy or boring. So really, mainstream media, wake me in November. And possibly not even then, unless someone sane shows up. Which I doubt will happen.

  64. 64.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    Fat little fuck is at it again.

  65. 65.

    Warren Terra

    September 12, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    @Calouste:
    And the Guardian blog links to The Economist‘s live-blog of the debate.

    So far, the blogs of The Stranger and The Guardian both commented on the total lack of applause for Huntsman.

  66. 66.

    Bondirotta

    September 12, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    The audience LURVES Perry – they do seem to hate Mitt.

  67. 67.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    And Huntsman suggests that the Ryan Plan is the answer. So much for reasonable moderation.

  68. 68.

    gogol's wife

    September 12, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Same here. I’ve never had a root canal, but I’m sure it’s more pleasant than watching this.

  69. 69.

    Linda Featheringill

    September 12, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Yeah, Gingrich is really a politician.

  70. 70.

    Southern Beale

    September 12, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred):

    I thought Huntsman’s first name was Jon, not Jesus.

  71. 71.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 12, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): Newtie?

  72. 72.

    licensed to kill time

    September 12, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    Newt says “I don’t know why they’re worried about Perry scaring the people when Obama scares them every day!” Huge applause from the Tea Peeps.

    They’re trying to sell SS privatization once again.

    Groan.

  73. 73.

    Southern Beale

    September 12, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    OMG OMG OMG

    Djocovic pulls it off.

  74. 74.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    @Linda Featheringill:

    Newt really is the Underpants Gnome Candidate.

  75. 75.

    hilts

    September 12, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    @Morzer:

    Would it be better if Jon Gruden did commentary for the debate?

    It would be better for journalism if Wolf Blitzer and John King worked as greeters for Wal-Mart.

  76. 76.

    MikeJ

    September 12, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): Leave Tunch out of this.

  77. 77.

    PeakVT

    September 12, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    @Satanicpanic: That’s a classic Republican tactic, perhaps one of their best. Nice to see them using it against each other.

  78. 78.

    Linda Featheringill

    September 12, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    You know, Santorum is really boring. He doesn’t have a snowball’s chance.

  79. 79.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 12, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    @Morzer: I am sure Sully is in seventh heaven.

  80. 80.

    Satanicpanic

    September 12, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    Woah, Newt is still showing up for these? And Santorum?

    Huntsman’s Nirvana reference went over like a lead balloon.

  81. 81.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 12, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    @hilts:

    It would be better for journalism if Wolf Blitzer and John King 99 percent of the village media worked as greeters for Wal-Mart.

    FTFY

  82. 82.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    @Morzer: seriously it just amazes how people seem to like Huntsman for his “moderation” when 8 times out of 10 he sound just like the rest of the GOP.

  83. 83.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    @Southern Beale:

    I misread that as Gingrich pulling something off, which was a truly ghastly prospect.

  84. 84.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    Oh,a Negro in the crowd, that proves it!

  85. 85.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    @lamh32:

    He varies between unctuous rabidity and flagrant lunacy. Such is “reasonable conservatism” according to the Gospel of Sully.

  86. 86.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 12, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    @gogol’s wife: I have had a root canal and trust me it is quite unpleasant, but at least they give you some local anesthesia while they are at it.

  87. 87.

    Chris

    September 12, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    @Southern Beale:

    Plus, all of the candidates are crazy or boring. So really, mainstream media, wake me in November. And possibly not even then, unless someone sane shows up. Which I doubt will happen.

    Irrelevant even if they did: a sane person would have less support than Ron Paul, so there’s not much more motivation to watch.

    In 2008 I actually did watch the debates – it was interesting watching their party explode into all its different factions and not be able to unite around a candidate. This time, they’re all just posturing and competing for the teabagger vote. Like you said – boring.

  88. 88.

    MikeJ

    September 12, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I’ve got Beefeater. More of a general.

  89. 89.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred):

    Give Ann Coulter five minutes and she’ll explain that the Negro is only there to steal wallets from real Americans.

  90. 90.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    seems to me that no matter what Romney says, this audience is just NOT with him.

    He’s getting the better of Perry, but due to the crowd’s reaction, the blows aren’t perceived as landing.

  91. 91.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    @Morzer: ding

  92. 92.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 12, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Lawrence O’Donnell has upcoming interviews with the guy who’s going to lose Wiener’s seat, and then Patti Davis to talk about how this crowd doesn’t measure up to her pappy. Should cause much wailing and gnashing of teeth in Right Blogistan, if nothing else.

  93. 93.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Someone taught Bachmann the phrase “ownership society”. Sadly, the new software seems to have failed to install correctly.

  94. 94.

    hilts

    September 12, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Is it gauche or naive to ask where Gary Johnson is?

    I’d swap Herman Cain and Michele Bachmann for Gary Johnson and Buddy Roemer, but then CNN wouldn’t be able to meet its quota for batshit crazy.

  95. 95.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    @lamh32:

    Which is a very good thing, because Romney is by far the most convincing candidate on stage.

  96. 96.

    eemom

    September 12, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    @lamh32:

    not watching debate, not watching football, will prob watch old episodes of Family Guy on TBS.

    You are the only sane person on this blog.

  97. 97.

    Valdivia

    September 12, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    @Morzer:
    lol

  98. 98.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:36 pm

    @Morzer: conniving?

  99. 99.

    Linda Featheringill

    September 12, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    “ownership society”

    Margaret Thatch lives.

  100. 100.

    srv

    September 12, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    Wait, wasn’t there just a debate? Is this some weekly torture fest I’m going to have to endure regularly?

  101. 101.

    Comrade Mary

    September 12, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    @MikeJ: Well done. Well done, indeed. Two points.

  102. 102.

    Triassic Sands

    September 12, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    Thank goodness, I can vote for Perry — apparently he just made the standard Republican promise — even though, according to Perry, Social Security is a Ponzi scheme and one gigantic lie, Preznit Perry will allow those currently on Social Security and those soon to be eligible to suffer the pain of Ponzi. I guess the fact that it’s a terrible system that screws everybody royally isn’t sufficient reason to save the current crop of retirees from its depredations. Naturally, those of us of a certain age and stupid enough not to have received the Truth ala Perry, will be allowed to continue ruining our lives, and we’ll deserve all the pain and suffering it causes us.

  103. 103.

    MikeJ

    September 12, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    @Linda Featheringill: Actually yes, but some of us have the party supplies ready.

  104. 104.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    @eemom: not that sane, I’m following updates on twitter…lol

  105. 105.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    If it’s a fucking risk then it’s uncertain.

  106. 106.

    Southern Beale

    September 12, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    Wonder how many people will watch the Miss Universe pageant tonight instead of the Teabate?

  107. 107.

    eemom

    September 12, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    sheeyit, if it was a choice between the two, even I’d watch football.

    Fortunately, the lint filter in the dryer needs cleaning.

  108. 108.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    Looks like they forgot her stool.

  109. 109.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    For my money, Perry doesn’t handle pressure at all well, which I find encouraging, given that he’s probably their nominee.

    Bachmann is now yapping about the Wilderness of Washington. Presumably she’s spent 40 days and 40 nights there resisting temptation.

  110. 110.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    @eemom: That’s a time consuming task.

  111. 111.

    Dennis SGMM

    September 12, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    Yeah my TV is cookin’. Right now it’s the Ian Mckellen version of “Richard III.” After that it’s “Miss Marple,” the Joan Hickson ones. I’m far from being an elitist I don’t see any purpose in giving my time to a pack of preposterous poseur pricks who will spend the “debate” trying to outdo one another in how comprehensively they’ll destroy what remains of America.

  112. 112.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    Mitt’s loves him some Tejas!

  113. 113.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 12, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    @Southern Beale:
    ‘Know they enemy’. Except that unless you’re a campaign worker of some kind, wild guesses as to who will be the nominee benefit you in no way. You already know they’re all insane. Let me try something else.

    ‘Point and laugh at the monkeys.’

  114. 114.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    @srv:

    Enhanced Interrogation Fest, please. You don’t want to make Donald Rumsfeld unsubscribe himself from you.

  115. 115.

    realbtl

    September 12, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    I clicked over to check it out, lasted less than 90 seconds.

    ‘Nuff said. I’ll let the brave and strong of stomach watch so I don’t have to.

  116. 116.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    @Dennis SGMM: Seen Gods and Monsters?

  117. 117.

    Jay

    September 12, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    DougJ-

    Since a Patriots game is on, could you bring back the DougJarvis Green-Ellis handle?

  118. 118.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    Someone has downloaded new tape into Mittens. Seven points in his Master Plan.

  119. 119.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    Ouch, Mittens has just said that Rick Perry was dealt four aces, which doesn’t make him a great poker player.

  120. 120.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    If you don’t want to watch the fucking debate, don’t watch it. If you don’t want to watch football, don’t watch it. Who gives a fuck?

  121. 121.

    Comrade Mary

    September 12, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    Oh God, the Grauniad blog is delicious. They’re not just ripping the GOP, they’re ripping The Economist:

    We are not the only people live-blogging this debate, of course. The Economist also ran a fantaistic [sic — why do you think we call them the Grauniad?] live blog of the last debate, with the different bloggers writing in different colours so they could archly call each other “Mr Pink” and “Mr Brown,” just like Reservoir Dogs. Here’s a highlight:

    Brown: I say, this Rick Perry fellow wouldn’t have got into Balliol.
    __
    Pink: Steady on Sebastian, I mean Mr Brown.
    __
    Green: He looks like a beefy fellow so he could probably have made the Oriel eights crew!
    __
    Brown: Oh hahaha Adrian. You’re so cruel.
    __
    If anyone can translate this into English, please do so. Here’s hoping they are live-blogging again tonight.

    88

    FYWP. And your little blockquotes, too.

  122. 122.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    Ouch, Mittens has just said that Rick Perry was dealt four aces, which doesn’t make him a great p.oker player.

  123. 123.

    Valdivia

    September 12, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    @Morzer:

    you are hands down killing it tonight my friend.

  124. 124.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    @Comrade Mary:

    He might have got into Oxford, but would have done so as a rower(i.e. meat-head jock) for a second-tier college.

  125. 125.

    Quarks

    September 12, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    I have to say that Gov Gary Johnson’s bitter tweeting is pretty hilarious, and worth another link:

    twitter.com/#!/govgaryjohnson

    As is the Economist’s liveblogging:

    economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2011/09/republican-nomination-0

  126. 126.

    hilts

    September 12, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts:

    Thanks, I appreciate your tweak.

    If you buy into the concept of the multiverse, somewhere there exists such a universe. All we need to do is find the right wormhole to get there.

  127. 127.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 12, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    I may have to find a recording of this to watch later. Has Perry really learned to talk in meaningless sound bites? That would be bad. It’s ‘babbling dufus’ and ‘raving lunatic’ that the moderates refuse to vote for. Utterly shallow but confident sounding idiots like George Bush they find charming. I would like the GOP’s candidate to not have a snowball’s chance in Hell.

  128. 128.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    @Morzer: and the crowd is booing him

    man Romney betta damn sure hope that it’s true the Tea Party “movement” is waning and not as strong within the GOP, but I don’t think Romney is that lucky.

  129. 129.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 12, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    @Morzer: Trust Fund Stanley said that to Perry?

  130. 130.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    @Valdivia:

    Mittens stuck the knife in by pointing out that Perry’s job creation record was worse than Ann Richards’!

    I love the smell of napalm in the .. well, lateish evening.

  131. 131.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Sure did, Sir. Yeehaw!

  132. 132.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    wow Ron Paul really don’t like Rick Perry. Wonder if internt Paul-ites will accuse Perry of trying to intimidate Ron P?

  133. 133.

    gogol's wife

    September 12, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    @Morzer:

    You are a very funny person.

  134. 134.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    Some vicious Commie prole has just asked if the candidates can be pro-worker as well as pro-business.

  135. 135.

    Comrade Mary

    September 12, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    @Morzer: Thanks, Morzer, but thanks also, too, to FYWP, that request for a translation was some sniggering from the Manchester red brick boys, not me.

  136. 136.

    Dennis SGMM

    September 12, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred):

    I saw it when it was in theatrical release. I didn’t think that one viewing was enough to fully appreciate it. Sloth and the complete short features of the Quay brothers have forestalled my buying it and viewing again.

  137. 137.

    And Another Thing...

    September 12, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    During the intro, Perry had his shoulders thrown back like a woman does who wants to emphasize her boobs… He reeks of Texas swagger.

  138. 138.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 12, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    @Morzer: Isn’t that how Hugh Laurie got into Cambridge? Leaving aside that he is an OE.

  139. 139.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    Hermann Cain keeps talking about tinkin’ around the edges. I thought that was what Marcus Bachmann did?

  140. 140.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 12, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    has there been any mention of abortion or gay rights?

  141. 141.

    Southern Beale

    September 12, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    This is weird. Just saw this ad on TV on the station operated by Sinclair Broadcasting, so of course I’m suspicious. Anyone know what this is about? Here’s the text:

    Congress cannot balance its budget so it has a plan!
    __
    It will seize local TV spectrum and sell it to others who will charge subscribers a monthly fee!
    __
    This could mean no more local news, sports or weather! Or no more emergency warnings when severe weather strikes or catostrophe occurs or if a child goes missing! All because Congress can’t manage the nation’s finances! __
    Call Congress today, tell them to leave Free TV alone!
    __
    (voice over: call Senator Bob Corker ….)
    __
    “This announcement sponsored by this station….”

    WTF is this about???

  142. 142.

    eemom

    September 12, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    so Morzer: why DID you leave us, and what brought you back?

  143. 143.

    Valdivia

    September 12, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    @Morzer:

    I am very curious to know from what you are seeing –I am not–who you think won.

  144. 144.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    @lamh32: There’s photos from (commercial break at) the last debate of Perry right in Psul’s face, pointing.

  145. 145.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    @Morzer: is Bachmann even apart of this debate.

    That Michelle, she ain’t no Sarah “the grifta” Palin.

  146. 146.

    Comrade Mary

    September 12, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    Oh man, Gary Johnson is a pathetic prat.

  147. 147.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    @gogol’s wife:

    If you can’t find something hilarious about a GOP debate, you really aren’t trying, because those boys (and Wacky Bachy) are seriously deranged – and they don’t even realize it.

  148. 148.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    @Dennis SGMM: I agree, I watched it a couple of times. I had high hopes for Bredan Fraser and was sorry to see him fall into the crappy movies he has.

  149. 149.

    MikeJ

    September 12, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    Gary Johnson has been dipping into the green before tweeting tonight. Can somebody xlate: “23 percent consumption tax that is revenue neutral on new goods and services” into earthling?

  150. 150.

    MattR

    September 12, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    @lamh32: I won’t say anymore, but my on screen TV Guide has a description for next Friday’s premiere of Fringe that gives away how much time has passed since the finale.

  151. 151.

    hilts

    September 12, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    Who will portray Rick Perry in the upcoming SNL parody debate of tonight’s parody debate?

  152. 152.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): yeah, I posted those here when they were online.

    how much ya wanna bet CNN has a photographer taking pictures during the commericials to catch some “candid” shots like that too.

    they are gonna milk this thing for all it’s worth…bastards!

  153. 153.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    @And Another Thing…: Perry always sticks his chest out like that. It’s kind of desperate looking – actual tough guys don’t need that kind of puffery.

  154. 154.

    gogol's wife

    September 12, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    @Morzer:

    Well, you made a debate with m_c entertaining this afternoon, so I think you have greater resources of humor than I do, by a long shot.

  155. 155.

    Dennis SGMM

    September 12, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    @Southern Beale:
    Um, the broadcast spectrum, AKA the public airwaves, have been sold pretty much since they became relevant. Corker is doing one of the things that Republicans do best: protecting us against a non-existent threat.

  156. 156.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 12, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    @Morzer: But if one the clowns on the stage gets elected next November then the joke will be on us.

  157. 157.

    Yutsano

    September 12, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    @MikeJ: Kinda sounds like a VAT. Maybe. But that’s both Republican and libertarian anathema.

  158. 158.

    Anya

    September 12, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    @Morzer: Is she trying to get Sully’s support? Also, too, you are on a roll. You’ve won the internet, at least twice by my estimation.

  159. 159.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: We get the government we deserve.

  160. 160.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    @MattR: oooh, damn, I’m gonna have to try NOT to read it. I plan on watching “Fringe” season premiere live and with as little infor as possible. I’m that hooked.

    thx for the heads-up.

  161. 161.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    @Valdivia:

    In terms of the general election, I would worry about Mittens. He’s got the right degree of polished apple gloss, shamelessness and a sense that no lie is too petty to be put into circulation.

    I suspect that audience likes Perry almost as much as they like under-age corn-fed blondes in a jacuzzi.

    Bachmann is yipping from the fringes, Santorum is trying to get noticed by someone, anyone, Gingrich is babbling. Hermann Cain sounds like a blocked drain trying to clear itself. Ron Paul is impersonating a deranged gnome.

  162. 162.

    Yutsano

    September 12, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    This is why we need football threads too: Brady just got picked off.

    EDIT: And it’s now tied.

  163. 163.

    Satanicpanic

    September 12, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    Hermain Cain- inflations, how do they work?

  164. 164.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 12, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    @lamh32: From the Guardian blog:

    Oh good. Another break for ads. Somewhere back stage Rick Perry is poking Ron Paul in the eye again.

  165. 165.

    Dennis SGMM

    September 12, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    @lamh32:

    how much ya wanna bet CNN has a photographer taking pictures during the commericials to catch some “candid” shots like that too.

    Tonight: “Exclusive upskirt photos of Michel Bachmann, live at eleven!”

    Tomorrow morning: “Several thousand Red State men found dead of penIle chafing.”

  166. 166.

    eemom

    September 12, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    oooh, Krugman ups the ante.

    shorter Krug: suck my dick, Rummy.

    I love the man.

  167. 167.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    Romney just can’t get ahead of this crowd. If Perry’s poll numbers don’t change, how soon do ya’ll think Romney’s team are gonna go for the jugular with the “gay rumors” that abound about perry?

    Naw Romney ain’t got the balls to do that

  168. 168.

    Valdivia

    September 12, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    @Morzer:

    my sense about Romney is the same. I hope Perry gets it.

  169. 169.

    kentropic

    September 12, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    Anybody mention the Guardian yet?

  170. 170.

    Valdivia

    September 12, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    Sully is having a heart attack. I think this primary is going to be a salutary experience for him.

  171. 171.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 12, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): Do I deserve them even if I don’t vote for them?

  172. 172.

    dmsilev

    September 12, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    @lamh32:

    If Perry’s poll numbers don’t change, how soon do ya’ll think Romney’s team are gonna go for the jugular with the “gay rumors” that abound about perry?

    Romney wouldn’t do that. Not directly, anyway.

    Karl Rove, on the other hand…

  173. 173.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    @Valdivia: Maybe if he dies people will quit talking about him here all the time.

  174. 174.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: That’s the way it works.

  175. 175.

    Quarks

    September 12, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    It does seem that Gary Johnson has inhaled some of those substances he would like to legalize before starting these sad little tweets tonight.

    But my sense of humor appreciates his weedy thoughtfulness.

  176. 176.

    JCT

    September 12, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    Boy, with all of this bashing of the “traitor” Bernanke I was half expecting them to all break into a spirited rendition of “Throw the Jew Down the Well”.

  177. 177.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    Romney really does himself no favors by chuckling so complacently when he answers questions. That and the shift-eyed, hair-greased werewolf look.

  178. 178.

    Valdivia

    September 12, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    @JCT:
    exactly! Maybe they need Sasha Baron Cohen.

  179. 179.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    Cervical cancer is a horrible way to die. The Chair is great!

  180. 180.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    A government injection!

  181. 181.

    SIA

    September 12, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    @Dennis SGMM: What station is Miss Marple on?! My fav!

  182. 182.

    dmsilev

    September 12, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    Josh Marshall:

    Mitt had the crowd on fire with the part about VAT taxes being refundable under WTO.

    Heh.

  183. 183.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    Bachmann keeps talking about “little gurls” as if trying to imply that Rick Perry has been much too close to the innocent young virgins of Texas.

  184. 184.

    Boudica

    September 12, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    Offering the morning after pill (not an abortion!) is government intrusion? Bachmann is so full of shit.

  185. 185.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    Whoa, Bachmann goes for the nuts!

  186. 186.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    @Morzer: I think the chuckling is Romney trying to do “folksy,” which he doesn’t do well. I still suspect he’s the most dangerous in the general, as he can tone down the far right radicalism since it’s an act. Perry actually seems to believe it.

  187. 187.

    Boudica

    September 12, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    How much can Perry be bought for? We know what he is, now we’re just haggling over price….

  188. 188.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    We’ve established what you are, now we are just haggling over the price.

  189. 189.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    @Boudica: You are really smart.

  190. 190.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    Wow, Bachmann is virtually claiming that Perry raped little girls in exchange for campaign contributions from Merck!

    Perry says that it was only $5,000, so who cares anyway?

  191. 191.

    lamh32

    September 12, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    anyone watching the debate should play a game of “Where’s Waldo: The Tea Party Edition”. But instead of trying to find Waldo, try finding more than 5-10 African Americans in the audience who are not crew members or employees of CNN.

    Sorry, Herman Cain doesn’t count.

  192. 192.

    dmsilev

    September 12, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    @Boudica:
    @Raven (formerly stuckinred):

    What was the context of Perry calling himself a whore? Not that I doubt you folks, but I’m definitely curious.

  193. 193.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    @Morzer: And man on dog is right there with her!

  194. 194.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    And Rick Santorum, well known as a woman’s uterus freedom fighter, decides to do some equal opportunity Perry bashing.

  195. 195.

    4tehlulz

    September 12, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    Rick Perry raped and murdered a young girl in 2007.

  196. 196.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    Hermann Cain wants loser pay laws. Or possibly looser pay laws. Fools or whores, Hermann has a policy for y’all.

  197. 197.

    Linda Featheringill

    September 12, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    I think we can stop worrying about a Bachmann presidency.

  198. 198.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    @dmsilev: Michelle accused him of taking money from Merk (sp) for the injection order. Perry said, “sheettt, it was only 5 grand and I raised a hundred gazzuilion. If you think I can be bought for 5 grand I am offended.”

  199. 199.

    wasabi gasp

    September 12, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    Nine toppings. Nine cheesy breads. Nine dollars!

  200. 200.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    @Morzer: If Jeebus wanted those girls to have a cervix free of cancer, they would have one, and without any government injections. Kinda pisses me off, personally, since I had the damned disease.

  201. 201.

    Dennis SGMM

    September 12, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    @SIA:
    Apologize for raising your expectations. The episodes starring Joan Hickson were on sale in boxed sets at Barnes & Noble. We snapped them up.

  202. 202.

    Boudica

    September 12, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): Great minds…etc.

  203. 203.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    Rick Perry looks like a small, melancholy grey frog when asked whether Massachusetts had the right to pass Romneycare.

  204. 204.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    @Boudica: and sewers!

  205. 205.

    Anne Laurie

    September 12, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q):

    Is this an open enough thread for a good cause bleg – for helping disadvantaged people, not pets?

    If this isn’t an elaborate set-up for a special-needs Teabagger joke, go for it!

  206. 206.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    @Linda Featheringill:

    It has been a constant source of mental torment to me.

  207. 207.

    dmsilev

    September 12, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): Got it, thanks. So Perry was basically saying “I may be a whore, but at least I’m not a *cheap* whore”.

  208. 208.

    bondirotta

    September 12, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    God bless Bachmann… she really tore into the little girl issue. She did not let go and she managed to smear Perry as a corrupt corporate tool.

  209. 209.

    Baud

    September 12, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    I’m watching football, but all your comments almost make me want to watch the debates. Almost.

  210. 210.

    Satanicpanic

    September 12, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    It’s truly embarassing that Perry is able to compare his record on healthcare favorably to Romney’s.

  211. 211.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    More death YEAAAAAA’s from these fucking scumbags.

  212. 212.

    Boudica

    September 12, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    People in audience yellling “yeah!” to whether an injured uninsured person should be left to die….sad, sad, sad.

  213. 213.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    I have to say that Wolf Blitzer has actually been pretty good at keeping the candidates on the questions and following up on them.

  214. 214.

    Boudica

    September 12, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): Now you’re scaring me….

  215. 215.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Ron Paul wants us to legalize alternative health care providers. No horse doctor, no snake oil pedlar, no shaman in a shack left behind!

  216. 216.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Apropos of Morzer at 206: if you’d like to donate to help support, educate and advocate for people with mental illness and their families, look here. It’s kind of a nice break from the debate liveblog. And it’s a really good cause for an affiliate too small to have an official NAMI walk.

  217. 217.

    JCT

    September 12, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    @bondirotta: And all she had to do was point out some basic FACTS that are easy to find. Heaven forfend a journalist try the same. Maybe just ONCE?

  218. 218.

    Southern Beale

    September 12, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    @eemom:

    I’m sorta sad he felt the need to respond and “clarify.” That means he’s getting pressure from “upstairs.” Next step is an apology and then he’s fired.

    He should have just left it alone.

  219. 219.

    Yutsano

    September 12, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    @Satanicpanic: Perry didn’t do none of that sociallistic healthcare!! So take that Willard you hippie!

  220. 220.

    Satanicpanic

    September 12, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    “Are you saying that society should just let him die?”

    Anyone else hear “yeaaah!”?

  221. 221.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    Bachmann is announcing that 2012 is the End of the World unless Obamacare is repealed root and branch.

    I still think that Revelation does the wide-eyed, self-soiling prophetic schtick better.

  222. 222.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    @Satanicpanic: people that weren’t even watching it could hear it.

  223. 223.

    Chris

    September 12, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    I’m only following this via news updates, but did Romney really say “we’re an energy-rich nation living like an energy-poor nation?”

    This guy wouldn’t know an energy-poor nation if it bit him in the ass! We are pigging out like nobody’s business when it comes to energy consumption, apparently with the assumption that the oil will never run out. If we’re not living like an energy-rich nation, there is no such thing.

  224. 224.

    gogol's wife

    September 12, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    @Southern Beale:

    They made Joe Nocera apologize, so I don’t see why Krugman would escape.

  225. 225.

    JCT

    September 12, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    @Boudica: And I’ll bet they would all self-identify as Christians. Who would Jesus neglect and all that.

  226. 226.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    September 12, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    @bondirotta: Again from the Guarduan:

    “I’m offended on behalf of all the young girls,” replies Bachmann, her best shot of the campaign so far.
    __
    That was a very bad exchange for Perry on so many levels. At this rate, it could derail his campaign.

    If only it could…

  227. 227.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    @JCT:

    Anyone but the money-changers, baby.

  228. 228.

    Boudica

    September 12, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    The hypocrisy and self-delusion in that room (and not just from the candidates) could fuel this country for a decade if we could bottle it.

  229. 229.

    bondirotta

    September 12, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    So much love for Bachmann right now…. she is taking the crazy to another level, really drawing blood on her frantic attack on Mitt. Her kind of derangement makes Mitt and even Perry look bloodless and moderate.

    She just might be able to claw back into the fight and force the top two guys into lurching even more into extreme right.

  230. 230.

    Helen

    September 12, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    @Satanicpanic:

    Yep I heard it

  231. 231.

    Boudica

    September 12, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    What is being said that wasn’t discussed 5 days ago in the last debate? Why were these scheduled so close together?

  232. 232.

    Southern Beale

    September 12, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    @gogol’s wife:

    Oh God. It’s just so fucking stupid. I wouldn’t disagree with anything he said in that first column, it was basically what I said in my own 9/11 post (but phrased much better, of course)…

    The discourse in this country makes me NUTS.

  233. 233.

    Boudica

    September 12, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    Perry wants boots on the ground on the border…but how is he gonna pay for it?

  234. 234.

    SIA

    September 12, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    @Dennis SGMM: Oh OK. Yeah I got pretty excited for a minute. Joan Hickson is the PERFECT Miss Marple, in the same league as Suchet as Poirot and Britt as Sherlock. (though I now include Cumberbatch -sp?- as a very worthy Sherlock as well).

    In other news. My wing nut mama is here for the night, watching the Crazy Train on TV downstairs. I didnt realize gazillionaire Wm Buffet had become the new right wing boogie man. LOL.

  235. 235.

    Anne Laurie

    September 12, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q):

    Somewhere back stage Rick Perry is poking Ron Paul in the eye again.

    That’ll work nicely in the Romney ads pointing out that Perry hates elfin old white people, and wants to steal their Social Security.

    Perry’s gonna get himself pied by a deranged Paulite if he’s not careful.

  236. 236.

    JCT

    September 12, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    @Boudica: More of his creative bookkeeping, no doubt.

  237. 237.

    Boudica

    September 12, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    Wolf moving onto Huntsman….is he still on the stage?

  238. 238.

    Boudica

    September 12, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    Oooh…audience isn’t liking the in-state tuition for illegals…..booing Perry.

  239. 239.

    Morzer

    September 12, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    Huntsman has just accused Perry of treason for saying the border cannot be secured!

  240. 240.

    dslak

    September 12, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    As someone who’s sponsored an immigrant, Bachmann’s claims are complete bullshit. People aren’t allowed into the country unless they can show demonstrable ability to support themselves, or prove support from a sponsor in the US. And fuck her for conflating liberalized immigration laws, which ended discrimination against Asians, and illegal immigration across the Southern US border.

  241. 241.

    Anne Laurie

    September 12, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    @lamh32:

    Naw Romney ain’t got the balls to do that

    Believe me, Willard’s got the ‘balls’ to do WHATEVER IT TAKES. My bet would be high-mindedly deploring the vile, vile rumors about that Texas guy — don’t people know how hurtful such talk must be to his poor, unfortunate wife? *

    * I’m still betting on a papparazzi-sparked implosion with Mrs. Perry going full-bore Tammy Fay Bakker…

  242. 242.

    JCT

    September 12, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    Let’s keep this up — get the Latino vote for Republicans into the single digits.

    The best part of this is imagining the general election, good luck to any of these idiots when it comes time to move to the center. Their new BFFs in the Tea Party will pull them back to the right (of Attila the Hun) by their hair. What fun.

  243. 243.

    eemom

    September 12, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    @Southern Beale:

    I didn’t see it that way. From what he wrote I read it as a “What part of FUCK YOU did you not understand?” type “clarification.”

    I don’t think Krugman has anything to be afraid of. If the NYT were really to make such an utter and abject fool of itself as to fire him, he’ll have offers from every other medium left of the WSJ in five minutes.

  244. 244.

    phantomist

    September 12, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    Perry wants boots on the ground on the border…but how is he gonna pay for it?
    ,
    ,
    Tax cuts.

  245. 245.

    Hal

    September 12, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    @bondirotta:

    So much love for Bachmann right now…. she is taking the crazy to another level, really drawing blood on her frantic attack on Mitt. Her kind of derangement makes Mitt and even Perry look bloodless and moderate.

    “And she’s dancin like she’s never danced before!” Let me know when she pulls the lever and releases the bucket of water on all over her body.

  246. 246.

    Dennis SGMM

    September 12, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    @SIA:

    The boxed sets are very inexpensive these days. I’m also a fan of Suchet as Poirot. Among the many things that make both shows so enjoyable for me are the very well acted minor characters and the meticulous attention to period detail in the choice if exteriors and the set dressing of the interiors.

  247. 247.

    Turgidson

    September 12, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    I would have said Sully a year ago, but he’s lost a step.

    He didn’t lose a step – he’s been an innumerate clown all along. Kudos again for putting him in the right category on the blogroll.

    BUT! He seems every bit as depressed and terrified by the GOP clown car demolition derby as any rational person should be, and his live-blogging is worth a look. He seems utterly petrified by the idea of Perry running the show. And for the right reasons.

    Maybe his continuing affinity for “Obama the real Burkean Conservative” will keep him in line for this election season. But the recent and not-apologized-for Paul Ryan tonguebath is still fresh in mind – he may yet find a reason to praise Perry’s humble Oakeshottian instincts. Or whatever.

  248. 248.

    Bruce S

    September 12, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    “Twitter feed”

    That is, of course, the appropriate venue for a GOP debate. Why is it on my TeeVee again this week?

  249. 249.

    harlana

    September 12, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    ok, so my guess is, romney loses the primary b/c of the south, perry wins – obama wins the general

    amirite?

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