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The future, Mr. Gittes

by DougJ|  September 13, 201110:59 am| 42 Comments

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This story’s a twofer for me, a chilling look into where the “news” industry is headed and an excuse to watch some YouTube clips of my favorite movie about California water rights:

Readers who type “Central Basin Municipal Water District” into Google News get a series of upbeat articles.

One story hails the benefits of Central Basin’s new recycled water system. Another piece praises the agency’s legal battle over groundwater rights. Others catalog the successes of its conservation programs.

What the average reader doesn’t know is that Central Basin is paying nearly $200,000 in taxpayer money for the glowing coverage. In a highly unusual move, the water district hired a consultant to produce promotional stories “written in the image of real news,” according to agreements reviewed by The Times.

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  1. 1.

    jeffreyw

    September 13, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Fuckin news has been there for a good while already. The pentagon friendly reporting from the last administration? Not that the media lost any sleep over that revelation.

  2. 2.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    September 13, 2011 at 11:04 am

    What do you mean “where it’s headed”? Fuck, it’s there.

    The news of today; bought and paid for to promote anything but fact to the many in the furtherance of accumulating wealth for the few.

    Who needs facts when you can buy the news?

  3. 3.

    cleek

    September 13, 2011 at 11:04 am

    “written in the image of real news”

    I Can’t Believe It’s Not News!

    Central Basin News Substitute is a good source of words and sentences, for people who cannot digest real news. Now with extra adjectives!

    NewsBeaters Artificial News Product is designed to provide real News flavor, but with 75% less facts! If you’ve been wanting to read news, but have trouble with facts, NewsBeaters Artificial News Product is for you!

    My family loves News, but the negativity sometimes upsets our minds. Thanks to Central Basin News Substitute, we can still enjoy real News flavor, but our minds are left clean and light afterwards. Central Basin News Substitute: for people who need a break!

  4. 4.

    TooManyJens

    September 13, 2011 at 11:08 am

    In a highly unusual move

    Riiiiiiight.

  5. 5.

    rlrr

    September 13, 2011 at 11:14 am

    “You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses. “

  6. 6.

    Sharl

    September 13, 2011 at 11:16 am

    @cleek:
    Hahaha, excellent.
    It turns out that Network was a documentary written and produced by an oracle.

  7. 7.

    Zifnab

    September 13, 2011 at 11:20 am

    What the average reader doesn’t know is that Central Basin is paying nearly $200,000 in taxpayer money for the glowing coverage.

    The average taxpayer doesn’t know shit. That said, if the Central Basin was operated by GE or DOW Chemical, you’d be seeing “taxpayer money” go towards a dozen hours of commercial a month on the FOX Business Channel and wouldn’t even bat an eye. Meanwhile, if some Republican ever wants to privatize or shut down the project, I can guarantee a few grand will get sunk into “Central Basin is run by ACORN and pays for secret atheist abortions” ad hosted by the Andrew Breitbart Media Group.

    I’d love if we could do the responsible thing – like purifying our drinking water – without getting spoon-fed media spin telling us this is a good idea. But whatchagonnado?

  8. 8.

    Loneoak

    September 13, 2011 at 11:24 am

    You can earn $200K for that bullshit? I’m in the wrong biz. Apparently I should be writing propaganda for water districts.

  9. 9.

    Earl Butz

    September 13, 2011 at 11:32 am

    News, now with electrolytes.

    I’m really not in any way shocked. People have been paying for preferential media treatment for as long as I’ve been alive. When was the last time you saw a news report slamming the wealthy for purchasing legislation that suits their interests?

    Yeah, that’s what I thought.

  10. 10.

    shecky

    September 13, 2011 at 11:37 am

    The only unusual thing here is that we’re reading this in the LAT.

  11. 11.

    MikeJ

    September 13, 2011 at 11:39 am

    @shecky:

    The only unusual thing here is that we’re reading this in the LAT.

    The money’s going to the wrong people.

  12. 12.

    Amir Khalid

    September 13, 2011 at 11:42 am

    @Odie Hugh Manatee:
    This has been going on for a long time, just as you say. It saves effort for those purporting to present the news to the public, when they can present to an unwitting public media releases already dressed up as news — no need to edit, no need to rewrite, and with TV news no need to reshoot. The corporation/government agency gets its story to go out without some pesky journalist asking pesky questions that might derail the whole thing. The mouthpiece “media consultancy” that puts out the faux story on its behalf has a perfectly happy customer. The “news org” that just whored itself out like this has one advertiser less likely to pull its business. (And always remember: the way the news biz works, we the public are the audience, not the actual customers.) John Q Public is none the wiser, and all the less likely to raise inconvenient questions himself.

    Corporations and agencies do have a right to get their message out. But it’s unethical to do it this way: dressing up press releases as news stories to be presented to the public without proper journalistic examination. And news orgs that play their part in this charade are corrupt.

    Be outraged, but don’t be surprised. This kind of thing is almost as old as journalism itself, certainly as old as the news business.

  13. 13.

    me

    September 13, 2011 at 11:43 am

    “‘Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it’s Chinatown,” — Homer Simpson

  14. 14.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    September 13, 2011 at 11:45 am

    “where’d ya get the midget”?

  15. 15.

    James Gary

    September 13, 2011 at 11:46 am

    an excuse to watch some YouTube clips of my favorite movie about California water rights

    Well, “Chinatown” is the beyond-obvious choice in the category. What I want to know, DougJ, is: what’s your second-favorite movie about California water rights?

    ;)

  16. 16.

    rlrr

    September 13, 2011 at 11:47 am

    @me:

    Marge: C’mon, Homer, Japan will be fun. You like Rashomon.
    Homer: That’s not how I remember it.

  17. 17.

    piratedan

    September 13, 2011 at 11:48 am

    and let us not forget our interwebs search engines who were paid to promote pro BP links to the top of the list when people were trying to find out about the oil spill in the gulf.

  18. 18.

    trollhattan

    September 13, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Ugh. Here’s LA Met’s gift to the rest of the state:

    http://eoimages.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/imagerecords/52000/52072/ISS028-E-035137_lrg.jpg

    Owens “Lake.”

    For much, much more on western water politics and development, “Cadillac Desert” by Reisner. Sadly he since died, far too young, depriving us of a much-needed update. So, Wolverines for everybody!

  19. 19.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    September 13, 2011 at 11:57 am

    hehe, I wonder if this is Ayn Rand libertarian paradise of the future she dreamed off were the statist propaganda is handled by the invisible hand of the freemarket.

    It really is something to rub into the glibertarians – how can the Central Basin Municipal Water District be anything but the jewel in the eye of Freemarket Jesus since they pay for such good news?

  20. 20.

    Comrade Javamanphil

    September 13, 2011 at 11:58 am

    @MikeJ: Their price was closer to a mil.

  21. 21.

    zmulls

    September 13, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    @Sharl: Sybil the Soothsayer! Vox Populi!

    Not to mention a reality show about domestic terrorists….

  22. 22.

    elmo

    September 13, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    @trollhattan:

    I lived in the Eastern Sierra for eight years, and you’re absolutely right about the Owens Dry Lake. Inyo County used to have an agriculture industry; now it’s a desert, with the communities in Keeler and Olancha having constant health problems from the ever-present dust.

    My buddy Stan Eller made his bones as the Mono County DA fighting to get water back into the Owens River, which is now again a fishing and tubing paradise. He’s the Presiding Judge of the Superior Court there now.

  23. 23.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 13, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    As others have pointed out, this is an old phenomenon. It’s no coincidence that J-schools produce not only journalists, but PR specialists. The two are virtually interchangeable nowadays.

    Corporations have been putting out video “news releases” that are barely more than advertisements for some time now that local TV news uses to fill space when they’re not blaring on about the latest police activity.

  24. 24.

    trollhattan

    September 13, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    @elmo:

    My buddy Stan Eller made his bones as the Mono County DA fighting to get water back into the Owens River, which is now again a fishing and tubing paradise. He’s the Presiding Judge of the Superior Court there now.

    Then he’s on the side of the angels. Please extend an “attaboy” from me, the next time you see him.

    Somewhat related, federal district court judge Wanger will be retiring from the bench in Fresno. He’s had a huge role in water and fisheries decisions over the last decade.

  25. 25.

    harlana

    September 13, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    weeelll, the Iraq invasion was marketed and sold to the public like a product (“New & Improved Misdirected Vengeance”)

  26. 26.

    harlana

    September 13, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: i was thinking same thing!

  27. 27.

    LarsThorwald

    September 13, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    So there’s this guy Walsh, do you understand? He’s tired of screwin’ his wife… So his friend says to him, “Hey, why don’t you do it like the Tea Partiers do?” So he says, “How do the Tea Partiers do it?”

    And the guy says, “Well, the Tea Partiers, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Ayn Rand, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit… then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the debt or something like that. Makes it more exciting.”

    So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin’ his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads The Fountainhead. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin’ again. He says, “Excuse me for a minute, honey.” He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin’ sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin’ again. He gets up to start to leave again to go contemplate the debt.

    She looks at him and says, “Hey, what’s the matter with ya? You’re screwin’ just like a Tea Partier!”

    A Tea Partier! Hahahahaha!

  28. 28.

    dedc79

    September 13, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    @trollhattan: Cadillac Desert is an incredible book and documentary. Can’t recommend it enough. The man was a prophet.

  29. 29.

    fuckwit

    September 13, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    Network was indeed an instruction manual, not a satire.
    Dr. Strangelove was, apparently, a documentary, not a satire.
    Oftentimes, the Onion is a damn real newspaper.

    As someone on the internets said some time ago: “Their reality has lapped our satire”.

  30. 30.

    Big Baby DougJ

    September 13, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    @LarsThorwald:

    Awesome.

  31. 31.

    Arm The Homeless

    September 13, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    @trollhattan: The sad part is that in my lifetime the East will be joining-in on the fun. The areas that need the most help with water in-security, are the same places that cannot fund new infrastructure. Efficiency is the name of the game this century, unless we find an unlimited source of energy to desalinate with.

  32. 32.

    Calouste

    September 13, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    Terry Pratchet was working as a press officer for British Nuclear Power before he became successfull writing the Discworld novels. He wanted to do something more tied to reality.

  33. 33.

    Southern Beale

    September 13, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    In a highly unusual move, the water district hired a consultant to produce promotional stories “written in the image of real news,” according to agreements reviewed by The Times.

    Well remember Armstrong Williams? Maggie Gallagher?

    Remember “Karen Ryan reporting…”? Those video news releases from Ketchum Public Relations (or was Edelman? Or Fleischmann Hilliard?) promoting the Bush Administration’s Medicare bill (the unfunded one) and No Child Left Behind, and they were broadcast on TV stations all around the country without so much as an identifier saying they weren’t real news.

    Of course.

    There was just a story in the New York Times about one of these PR companies trying to dupe food bloggers into praising some Cargill crap, Marie Callender’s lasagne I think, and it backfired on them big-time.

    Everything is all PR now.

  34. 34.

    Argive

    September 13, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    @rlrr:

    Sideshow Bob: You can’t handle the truth! No truth handler, you! Bah! I DERIDE your truth handling abilities!

  35. 35.

    pragmatism

    September 13, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    @trollhattan: sadly reisner cashed in and went to the profitable dark side before he passed. still love cadillac desert, though.

  36. 36.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 13, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    Can someone get my comment at 23 out of moderation hell? I used a naughty word (not the actual spelling of soshulist, but another naughty word with a forbidden boner pill string in it) and it’s been there for, like, a long time.

  37. 37.

    Southern Beale

    September 13, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    Here’s the Ketchum story. Note the reporter included a superfluous quote about Ketchum’s stellar ethics, without noting it’s involvement in past scandals (the No Child Left Behind “Karen Ryan reporting” thing was Ketchum …)

    It was ConAgra, not Cargill. Actually glad ConAgra to some bad PR out of this, as they are way EVUL.

    Bloggers Don’t Follow the Script, to ConAgra’s Chagrin

  38. 38.

    Southern Beale

    September 13, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    @LarsThorwald:

    I don’t get it.

  39. 39.

    trollhattan

    September 13, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    @Arm The Homeless:

    It’s a fair question whether peak oil or peak water hits first, and peak water will cause far more war and death. IIUC the primary reason India and Packistan have nukes aimed at one another is Kashmir, the reason being control over the Indus River headwaters.

    Throw in global warming reducing the glaciers while raising sea levels and flooding Bangladesh and we might have tens of millions of displaced people with nowhere to go. Jolly good fun!

    I confess I don’t know much about eastern U.S. water issues, other than chronic shortages in the southern portion and the specter of regionwide hydrofracking poisoning numerous aquifers. That last bit is at least avoidable, if somebody can face down the gas industry.

  40. 40.

    Pangloss

    September 13, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    what’s your second-favorite movie about California water rights?

    Mullholland Falls?

  41. 41.

    Southern Beale

    September 13, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    @cleek:

    I think I love you.

  42. 42.

    Bill Murray

    September 13, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    @Southern Beale: sorry, that’s Christian Right screwing

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