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Only an Expert

by @heymistermix.com|  September 23, 20119:16 am| 18 Comments

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Speaking of experts, Henry Blodget, formerly a Merrill Lynch research analyst who is banned from the market because of a fraud settlement, just got some money for his site Business Insider. As Marco Arment points out, the site is a shitpile that takes the best parts of blog posts and articles by others and re-posts them surrounded by ads. There are tons of sites like Business Insider that hope to capitalize on search engine misdirection when reprinting content — our spam filter is full of trackbacks from them. But only an expert can raise $7 million from Wall Street for that kind of site.

(Thanks to reader Michael for the video.)

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  1. 1.

    Alex S.

    September 23, 2011 at 9:24 am

    It’s so simple. Find a name that’s easy to remember, add some remotely related content that attracts viewers, sell the name. Something like shitpile.com, with cute copy/pasted pictures of cats (and their shitpiles), then wait a bit and sell the address shitpile.com for a few millions.

  2. 2.

    deep cap

    September 23, 2011 at 9:30 am

    All the more reason to turn off cookies in your browser. (With an exception for Balloon Juice, of course!)

  3. 3.

    Linda Featheringill

    September 23, 2011 at 9:33 am

    I suppose the purchaser has intentions of making Business Insider into a useful site. But 7 mil? Wow.

  4. 4.

    MikeJ

    September 23, 2011 at 9:38 am

    @Linda Featheringill: He didn’t sell it, he got $7M in backing.

  5. 5.

    geg6

    September 23, 2011 at 9:40 am

    Jeebus. 7 mil? WTF?

    @deep cap:

    Sadly, I have to keep cookies on for my work computer because too many sites that I have to use won’t work unless you have the cookies on (VA-ONCE is a big one for that).

  6. 6.

    khead

    September 23, 2011 at 9:44 am

    “It’s important to note that this significantly understates the social gains from digital transmission and reproduction because it fails to account for the enormous advantages in disseminating the works that are produced.”

    No linky, you gotta guess.

  7. 7.

    MattF

    September 23, 2011 at 9:46 am

    Hey folks, it’s all about money. Not love. In case you hadn’t noticed.

  8. 8.

    Gilles de Rais

    September 23, 2011 at 9:51 am

    Even when the bastards are losing, they’re winning.

    How do you kill something that won’t die?

  9. 9.

    Mino

    September 23, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Off topic a little. The Citizens United SCOTUS ruling has influenced redistricting among Republicans. Everyone wants the city centers in their district. More business, more graft. Republicans are nothing if not nimble.

  10. 10.

    Jack the Second

    September 23, 2011 at 10:07 am

    Business Insider is really the death of the dream that was Alley Insider. A couple of guys start a little internet news site, and when it turns out it’s damn near impossible to make a living doing that (at least, a midtown-NYC living), the dream dies and they turn to content scraping and SEO to keep making a living.

    So I feel a little sorry for Blodget, et al, for outliving their dream, even if a bed of $7 million makes it pretty easy to sleep at night.

  11. 11.

    flamingRedDingo

    September 23, 2011 at 10:15 am

    Yay @ the Laurie Anderson vid…

    I luvs her so much =)

    her reading of Moby Dick breathed new life into Melville’s tired old manuscript.

    She’s great – always has been great – and she doesn’t get enough attention from teh kidz these daze… =P

    Thanks mistermix =)

  12. 12.

    ploeg

    September 23, 2011 at 10:22 am

    Speaking of experts:

    basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2011/9/22/how-to-summarize-a-complex-topic.html

  13. 13.

    Amir Khalid

    September 23, 2011 at 11:11 am

    This Henry Blodget dude is clearly connected to people with much more money than sense. He may have persuaded some investors that his largely worthless site was worth a flutter in the high six figures. Maybe he said that, for people like them, time is too valuable to be wasted on spending a few minutes to find and bookmark a few of the sites he so shamelessly aggregates and reposts. They’d be just the sort to fall for a line like that.

  14. 14.

    rjv

    September 23, 2011 at 11:12 am

    Mistermix,

    ” But only an expert can raise $7 million from Wall Street for that kind of site”

    Thats a little unfair. After all, he does publish a daily reports on how Apple will fail because of “”, on how Apple will succeed despite competition from “”, and painful slideshow of 13 awesome photos of “” that no one cares about

  15. 15.

    Cris (without an H)

    September 23, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    Pleased as punch to see that Laurie Anderson was still performing as recently as 2007.

    This one is surprisingly talky by the standards of her earlier work. Language is her medium, of course, but her best work communicates the idea more succinctly.

    Also, too: trust your mechanic.

  16. 16.

    forked tongue

    September 23, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    @flamingRedDingo:

    Her recent album, Homeland, from which this is taken, is very good. But only an idiot would call Moby-Dick a “tired old manuscript.”

  17. 17.

    flamingRedDingo

    September 23, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    @forked tongue:

    I think you read my comment the wrong way.

    My point was, that nobody really gets excited about Moby Dick anymore. I’m not arguing that it wasn’t a seminal work, or that it isn’t compelling (if you are a lit-hound at least)

    I was saying that it’s not something that exactly flies off of the shelves anymore. And that Anderson helped keep it relevant.

  18. 18.

    hawestile

    September 23, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    While I agree that there are plenty of sites that do nothing but reprint and profit off the quirks of SEM, Business Insider might not be your best target here. The only times I’ve come across the site have been while researching tax rates and the articles were produced by the site.

    Here’s a good one (by Henry Blodget himself) on the ridiculous notion that low tax rates lead to higher growth:

    businessinsider.com/do-low-tax-rates-on-rich-people-ruin-the-economy-2011-7

    He may be a Wall Street type, but at least he’s not pushing the same BS.

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