I’m not sure it is fair to say I have been awol. I just had a busy morning. I had to work on my stance, go over my playbook, and watch film to get used to Ben’s snap count and the blocking assignments, because there is a very solid chance I may be playing tackle for the Steelers in a couple weeks. At least at the rate things went last night.
Open Thread
by John Cole| 89 Comments
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Arclite
Let us know how that works out for your shoulder…
Dave
Oh, John, you haven’t written anything of substance in weeks. The ladies have been doing all the heavy lifting around here. Which is fine, obvs, I just hope they’re getting paid for it.
Arclite
Also, too: Lily will never let you near the playing field, dude. She will Lock. You. Down.
cathyx
Then if that’s the case, the Steelers are so screwed, no offense.
piratedan
well if you need help with that wide stance… perhaps you should contact a certain Idaho politician?
Cacti
Speaking of football, I only recently learned of the nature of Peyton Manning’s injury.
Sorry to say this Colts fans, but my work frequently involves people with degenerative disk disease…
And I’ll be amazed if the guy ever plays another down of professional football.
General Stuck
So So sad. I mean about the stillers, (dabs misty eye). Nothin’ a Sunday trip to the dog pound won’t fix.
Bobby D
“Work on my stance”
A wide stance, I presume?
Larry Craig might be able to help you there.
Baud
Senate reaches deal to avert shutdown. Not sure what House will do.
Cermet
Don’t do it – as a Raven’s fan, I don’t want the Steeler line to get better. That wouldn’t be fair. BJ would lose you and the Nov 6 game would be a difficult win for the Ravens. Stay here and just blog the game … that will help everyone.
Admiral_Komack
GO RAIDERS!
Admiral_Komack
@Cacti:
What is the nature of Manning’s injury?
General Stuck
As for being AWOL. Hadn’t noticed since I been mostly the same. Too fucking many trolls, and the gate is always left open. Daddy needs to get his paddle after the mouthy shitsticks.
Nylund
Cole will never play. He wouldn’t dare let any image of himself be released publicly.
SteveinSC
@Admiral_Komack:
Excessive self-abuse.
Baud
@General Stuck: Agree. It’s been crazy here lately. Not yet as bad as GOS by the time I left there, but it’s been a disheartening few days.
piratedan
@Nylund: well its possible that he could be training Tunch up to earn his keep :-)
Odie Hugh Manatee
From a computer hardware forum I hang out at:
This got two good responses. The first:
Then a Canadian came in with some info and a suggestion:
Politics are not allowed there and the thread was locked down but this shit crops up over there all of the time. It’s never an Obama supporter who starts it, it’s always a winger/teahadist.
Always. Every single time. It’s like a form of Tourette’s with them.
JWL
Teams turn corners. Sometime for the better, sometimes not. Rothlisburger is entering his prime. If the Steelers are beginning to wane– and I think they are– the most important piece of their soon-to-be rebuilt engine is already in place.
Baud
They’re fluffing Christie on Matthews right now. Joy!
Baud
@Odie Hugh Manatee:
It’s called Obama Derangement Syndrome for a reason.
Cacti
@Admiral_Komack:
Cervical (neck) degenerative disc disease that required a fusion.
Considering how often and quickly a QB has to be able to turn his head, I don’t see how he bounces back from it.
soonergrunt
@piratedan: Dammit! You beat me to it. Larry Craig was EXACTLY what I thought of when I read that line.
trollhattan
@Cacti:
Ugh. Not a Colts fan but Peyton is a wonder to watch–especially changing the play at the line–and if this is the end of his career I will miss him. I’m reminded of Bo Jackson’s disintegrating hip, another cruel early exit.
MikeJ
who was it here who blocked NESN on their remote? It’s starting to sound like a good idea.
Tom Hilton
@Odie Hugh Manatee: Wingnuts have a fundamentally primitive, pre-literate conception of language, in which words are used not to “communicate” “meaning” but for their incantatory power.
Roger Moore
When did Tunch start posting under Cole’s byline? We all know he’s the cat with the Super Bowl rings.
Raven (formerly stuckinred)
Chipper with a homer and the Bravos with a 2-0 lead! We ain’t dead yet.
geg6
An update on my Henry, for all the kind people who sent their good wishes. He is walking again. Not well and certainly not fast, but he’s barking his usual bark (as opposed to the whining, pitiful barks of this morning). He is in no way going to get better, but I don’t think it’s time to call the vet for a house call yet. Probably soon, but not yet.
As for the Stillers, the season is young and they’re 2 and 1. But I’d pay good money I don’t have to see Cole get flattened on network tv. And then the epic story of his injuries, rehab, recovery, and the domestic havoc it will visit upon Chez Cole. Probably something involving cleaning carpets in a body cast. And Tunch.
Jenny
GaGa Ga Ga for Obama
Doesn’t she realize Obama is a homophobe.
trollhattan
@geg6:
Sorry to hear you’re going through a tough time with a beloved pooch. Whatever moments you still have with him, do treasure them.
As to a shattered Cole, post-NFL career, can’t we at least get him house visits and sponge baths from a saucy young nurse? I hate to imagine the tub injuries, otherwise.
Boudica
@Odie Hugh Manatee: Agreed. Politics occasionally pop up on a high school football forum I follow. Always starts with an insult towards Obama/liberals followed by multiple calls to “keep your politics out of my football.”
Stooleo
@Odie Hugh Manatee:
This Canadian knows more about how our government works, than your average teabagger. Imagine that. sigh..
KG
@Odie Hugh Manatee: I do wish sometimes that all those charts we see with national debt and deficits and the like included Congress rather than (just) the Administration.
MikeJ
BTW, some of you already know of it, but if anyone is interested in a greasemonkey script that will warn you before you post something with mod bait, click on my name.
You’ll need firefox and greasemonkey, and you’ll need to install it before it will work. Save it someplace, then drag it into a tab in firefox. greasemonkey should ask if you want to install, say yes, and it should work.
It doesn’t make it possible to use those words, it doesn’t correct them itself, it just warns you and puts the cursor on the word. If you’re already super careful you would never even notice it and wouldn’t need it.
fleeting expletive
Somebody asked me for details on the various Wall Street protest venues, but all I got from my FB peeps was another FB page for Occupy Dallas, w/dates between October 6 and early February. The kids are making pretty long-term plans for an extended presence, relieving each other as work/studies require. Most are, in fact employed students.
KG
@Stooleo: there remains a portion of our population that really wants a monarchy, preferably one that has the power of the purse…
b-psycho
…Ben has a snap count?
Raven (formerly stuckinred)
@geg6: Aw Henry, I had a Henry Doodle bug many years ago. Give him a hug. We’re going to LA for a week and my pups are not happy with the suitcases. Man they play me like a violin.
Dee Loralei
@Nylund: Couldn’t a huddle be considered a crowd also too?
Omnes Omnibus
Since this is an open thread, I have a food question: What can I do to keep a hunk of blue cheese from stinking up my ‘fridge? It is currently wrapped in two layers of cellophane and a layer of aluminum foil, yet every time I open the ‘fridge … yoicks! Suggestions?
JWL
Raven (formerly stuckinred): I always admired the Braves of the Bobby Cox era. Who didn’t?
As much as I admire their team this season.
And, once the Giants were out of the picture, I was always prepared to cheer them on when playoffs had begun.
Until, invariably, game #1, when their fans would begin their obnoxious, bush league, “tomahawk chop” chant.
It’s long past time they shit-can that mass, Pavlovian exercise in annoying behavior.
It’s not as if the team doesn’t know right from wrong.
After all, the Braves forcibly retired Chief Knockahoma all those years ago..
trollhattan
@Omnes Omnibus:
Maybe keep it in a sealed glass container? I don’t know of a stink that can make it through glass. Plastic’s not much of a barrier after awhile.
Calouste
@KG:
The US already has an elected monarchy, except the usurpers keep getting elected from time to time. (Try finding a constitutional monarchy where either the monarch or the PM has a veto that can only be overridden by a 2/3 vote).
Omnes Omnibus
@trollhattan: Good idea. Unfortunately, I have no sealed glass containers of any appropriate size. I might need to make pasta with it tomorrow.
soonergrunt
@Omnes Omnibus: throw it in the garbage.
I loves me some good cheeses–tours in Europe will do that–but never learned to like bleu.
p.a.
2 more weeks like this and john’ll be protecting Batch or Dixon, not Ben.
cathyx
@Omnes Omnibus: Make pasta with blue cheese? You should make a quiche. With ham and spinach.
Omnes Omnibus
@soonergrunt: I knew someone would offer that advice. I like the stuff; that is why I bought it. It just smells a bit strong in the morning.
Raven (formerly stuckinred)
@JWL: There are folks who didn’t like Bobby’s personal behavior.
Omnes Omnibus
@cathyx: I believe that cooked spinach is evil. Truly evil. Spawn of the devil evil. Like mayonnaise.
Odie Hugh Manatee
@Omnes Omnibus:
Use the plastic bag you can cook a turkey in, they are excellent and damned near impermeable. Smart pot growers transport their goods in them because they are so effective.
@Stooleo:
Sadly, you are right. Maybe we can get them to come down here and teach some Americans about how their government works?
Too many of them, on both the left and right, have no fucking idea.
Yeah, I went there. :)
Raven (formerly stuckinred)
@Omnes Omnibus: Give em some winter kimchi to sniff!
Raven (formerly stuckinred)
@Omnes Omnibus: Braised spinach with fresh ginger is da bomb.
Omnes Omnibus
@Odie Hugh Manatee: I don’t have one of those, but I just put it in a ziploc steamer bag. It might do the trick.
jeffreyw
Mmm…blue cheese.
Omnes Omnibus
@Raven (formerly stuckinred): I’ll go as far as a wilted spinach salad with bacon, but that’s it.
cathyx
@Omnes Omnibus:
Oh my!!! Mayonnaise is just the best condiment ever invented. I could, and do, eat it right out of the container. I have no more food advice for you.
Suffern ACE
@trollhattan: Well, I don’t know how early it is. He’s had a long career by QB standards. Heck, since he joined the league, the Bears have started a dozen players at that position, in their 60 year quest to find the next Sid Luckman.
Omnes Omnibus
@cathyx: Also too, I don’t really bake. Sorry to disappoint.
Calouste
@Omnes Omnibus:
Glass jar with an air-tight rubber lid does the trick.
Odie Hugh Manatee
@Omnes Omnibus:
My wife uses her Meal Seal (or whatever it’s called) to seal our bleu cheese. No vacuum, she just seals it up.
It’s my preferred salad dressing. That or just sprinkling crumbles on it is good for me.
Mmmmm, good stuff!
cathyx
@jeffreyw: Looks really good except it could stand to be melted.
Suffern ACE
@Omnes Omnibus: You could leave a bowl of raw chicken and shrimp on your kitchen counter for a few days. That should cover up the problem.
Omnes Omnibus
@Calouste: I am trying the ziploc steamer bag thing. We’ll see how it goes. Thanks for the tips, everyone.
Roger Moore
@Odie Hugh Manatee:
I would guess that the heat seal vacuum bags would work well, too. They’re designed to be gas tight, which is exactly what you want. Most vacuum sealers can seal without pulling the vacuum first, which is probably what you want with blue cheese. Of course it would be annoying to have to heat seal the thing after every use, so it’s not the best suggestion if you want to cut off a little bit at a time.
ETA: Hmm, I see I got here just a bit late. I’ll also suggest a Ziploc type freezer bag; they’re more likely to be gas tight than just wrapping the cheese in plastic wrap.
Gin & Tonic
@cathyx:
A guy who wrote a mail list I subscribed to long ago referred to it as “death slime.”
Omnes Omnibus
@Suffern ACE: I do want to continue to occupy the apartment. Further, I cleaned the place yesterday morning. As a result, I shall not be following your suggestion. It does remind me, though; if you ever want to do something horrible to someone else’s home, putting a few shrimp (just the shells even) inside a curtain rod works wonders.
Bmaccnm
@Omnes Omnibus: Keep it in asealed glass jar, like a quart canning jar, or mayonnaise jar.
Ooops, saw above too late
Raven (formerly stuckinred)
@Omnes Omnibus: Knew this dude that had been Air-Force rescue. We were fishin on the Mississippi and, while we mostly caught drum perch and carp, he caught a bass. He made a huge deal out it and insisted HE got his fish a the fry that night. We dutifully cut a filet out of a perch and fed it to him. He raved on about how great he and the fish was. When he moved to Florida a few months later in August we taped a couple of fish inside his hubcaps!
Omnes Omnibus
@Raven (formerly stuckinred): That would work as well.
Anne Laurie
@Omnes Omnibus: Store-bought pie crust works just fine for a quiche. Substitute plenty of mushrooms for the spinach, maybe ham for the bacon, because with the bleu you don’t need another intensely assertive flavor.
Suffern ACE
@Omnes Omnibus:
I don’t know if putting the blue cheese behind your hubcaps would solve the problem. It must be fairly strong cheese. Whenever I have some, I tend to put it in wax paper, then inside a paper lunchbag wrapped around it tight, then another lunch bag closed loose and that seems to keep the odor down.
SiubhanDuinne
@Raven (formerly stuckinred):
AAAARRGH
Omnes Omnibus
@Suffern ACE: I have a fancy foreign car with no hubcaps, so that can’t be a solution to my problem.
Dee Loralei
Fucking Dear God, Lawrence O’Donnell was on fire tonight about the police brutality at the wall street protests the other! You have got to front page it!
SiubhanDuinne
@Odie Hugh Manatee:
You know this how?
Southern Beale
Healthcare Reform law to go before SCOTUS.
We need to start pressuring Clarence Thomas to recuse himself, in light of his wife’s activism to overturn the law.
cathyx
@Southern Beale: Were you able to finish writing that without laughing?
Emma
Did anyone already mention that TPM says the Dems held on FEMA funding? No shutdown, no cuts.
eemom
@Emma:
If I understand correctly what actually happened was FEMA found some extra money in its husband’s pockets that’ll get it through to the end of the week, so they no longer need to include the extra funding in the bill. Not so much a triumph of Dem spine, alas. But maybe next time.
Svensker
@Omnes Omnibus:
Also, too, chicken livers inside a hole in the wall in a bedroom closet.
Although the curtain rod is a genius touch.
Emma
@eemom: you know, you would rain on a bride’s parade because her dress was second-hand. Sheesh. I’ll take any wins any way I can get them. And according to TPM, Republicans could have kept it going:
The development represents a setback for Republicans who have been demanding that disaster relief funds be financed with cuts to programs Democrats support. Though the issue never fully came to a head, Republicans could have dragged the fight out longer. They had demanded that $1 billion worth of supplemental FEMA funds be offset by nixing a program to promote the production of hybrid vehicles. That $1 billion turned out not to be necessary — FEMA didn’t need them. But under the terms of the deal, FEMA will still be given over $2 billion in disaster relief funds for the start of fiscal year 2012 — with no offsets. This maintains the spirit of the August debt limit deal, which included allowances for over $10 billion in non-offset emergency funding every year, but it suggests that Republicans didn’t ultimately want to take their demand to its logical conclusion and keep pushing for offsets.
trollhattan
@Omnes Omnibus:
Stinky cheese dilemma, sounds like a Mamet play.
A Swiss friend grew up on a farm and the family sends him care packages, including homemade cheese, registered post. Because of the registration it goes into the PO safe until he picks it up. Evidently it stunk the safe and everything in it so badly the postmaster pleaded with him to tell the fam to no longer use registered post.
And you thought the Swiss only threatned our Freedoms(tm) with fussy knives!
Yutsano
@Omnes Omnibus:
I knew I liked you for a reason. :)
Omnes Omnibus
@trollhattan: I like their knives, but not as much as I like my little Laguiole.
Corner Stone
@Yutsano: Mmmm…stuffed eggplant…
Odie Hugh Manatee
@SiubhanDuinne:
The best way, hands on experience! Actually, a grower told me about it. The smells those bags can contain is amazing. My latest batch smells like blueberry muffins. Freakin’ tasty stuff!
And stinky. My grower follows my advice and uses the bags while out making deliveries (I’m an Oregon MM card holder and he’s my designated grower).
They work.
@Yutsano:
I get baked, daily. So you don’t like me?
/sniff
Oh, you mean that kind of baking!
/whew!
;)
Yutsano
@Omnes Omnibus: Gruyere is awesome stuff. I’m partial to Amish bleu and gorgonzola too. And Stilton. Hell I think the only cheese I don’t like is goat!
@Odie Hugh Manatee: Yeah that kind. I’m allergic to the other, but I freely encourage your right to indulge. :)