Rick Perry wants to invade Mexico. With that, I believe Governor Perry’s fifteen minutes are up and it’s time to invoke the designated savior rule once again. As soon as the beltway media settles the issue of whether he’s too fat to be President, I believe Chris Christie’s fifteen minutes are next. He better hurry up because his carriage turns into a pumpkin on Halloween.
Update: His hunting lodge was called “Niggerhead” well into his time as governor. Last one out of the “Perry for President” offices, turn out the lights. (Thanks to commenter xian for pointing that out.)