Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

This really is a full service blog.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

Spilling the end game before they can coat it in frankl luntz-approved dogwhistles.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

T R E 4 5 O N

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

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  2. 2.

    Cat Lady

    @Lolis:

    She wants to fuck some shit up and give everyone a revenge voucher to kick Wall Street dicks in the nuts. Also, will help to replace Brown’s soiled panties that he shit in when he found out he’d be running against her. Something about UBS hamburgers also too.

  3. 3.

    NinjaPornstar

    Brilliant.

    Lolis: The video features a woman with a pretty good Elizabeth Warren impression basically repeating Warren’s standard spiel, but with more [bleeped] expletives, some exaggeration, remembrances of acts of violence past, promises of nut shots to come, and also beer.

    If Ms. Warren and my internal monologue had a love child, this is what it would sound like.

  5. 5.

    PurpleGirl

    Lolis — it’s a satire on what Ms. Warren has said in various videos about her background and what she wants to do. The new materials is stuff about revenge and retribution against the banksters and what Cat Lady says.

  11. 11.

    Kola Noscopy

    I just now saw this on FB before coming to BJ.

    This young comedienne AND Elizabeth Warren are the bomb!

    I am re-registering to vote here in Boston for the sole purpose of voting for Elizabeth Warren. She has worn me down with her awesomeness.

  17. 17.

    Jim

    I’ll bet anyone here a buck that some wingnut will complain about this because he thinks this really is Elizabeth Warren. After all, it took those idiots like two years to figure out Colbert wasn’t one of them.

  18. 18.

    Brian S

    That line about Scott Brown shitting his pants in fear when he found out she was going to run against him is classic. I’m going to repurpose that for myself at some point.

  19. 19.

    EriktheRed

    The woman playing her looks like Molly Erdman, who I saw on the Second City mainstage back in ’06.

    Edit: It IS her. COOL!

  23. 23.

    Lawdawg

    @EriktheRed: You are correct. I saw her @ Second City as well. She also appeared in several Sonic Drive-In TV Commercials. Hopefully this will get her some airtime on Saturday Night Live or perhaps Stewart or Colbert.

  26. 26.

    lol

    @Jim:

    Two years? I think you’re being generous with that estimate. He started in 2005 and it really wasn’t until the mid-terms that conservatives started realizing what was going on.

  28. 28.

    Auguste

    I’m not even being ironic when I say her Sonic commercials were really good. Pointless, maybe, but not ironic.

  32. 32.

    Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason

    Thanks! Brilliant! Between this and the AFSCME PSA posted in the comments I laughed more than I have in days.

  34. 34.

    JGabriel

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I refuse to believe Elizabeth Warren drinks Coors Light!

    Yeah, given that the Coors are mostly (all?) far right wingnuts, I’m skeptical on that too. I can see her drinking beer, but something from the northeast — Sam Adams, or Brooklyn Lager maybe.

    .

  36. 36.

    Comrade Nimrod Humperdink

    I agree with those objecting to the Coors Light appearance. Not because the only thing separating Pete Coors from General Ripper is the bodily fluids fixation, but because Coors Light is terrible beer. I’d like to think that our new hero has better taste than that.

  37. 37.

    russell

    I refuse to believe Elizabeth Warren drinks Coors Light!

    She’s running in MA, she needs to be drinking some Sam Lager.

    That or a local micro.

    When campaigning in Boston, make it a Guinness. Draft.

  39. 39.

    PWL

    Sorry, she’s a smart woman with novel ideas….and she’s no friend of the corrupt power elite. This means that there’s no future for her in the American political system, as it is today.

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