Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

Democracy cannot function without a free press.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

When we show up, we win.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

… gradually, and then suddenly.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Fight them, without becoming them!

Hell hath no fury like a farmer bankrupted.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

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  7. 7.

    AA+ Bonds

    Like what the fuck is that, it’s like they’re about to gangbang individual dollar bills behind Pieces, they are holding the money exactly like penises

  9. 9.

    AA+ Bonds

    @piratedan:

    Mormons have something a lot like prosperity theology already, I wonder if we’re allowed to talk about in the media or what

  10. 10.

    PurpleGirl

    @AA+ Bonds: Yeah, they look sooooooooooo lame and stupid. (Granted I don’t know what “make it rain” means but I’m sure it is something they can’t do, practice or no.)

  11. 11.

    JacobyJones

    How about we see this pic juxtaposed with what Pres. Obama was doing at the same age. I’d guess it would be his community organizing of Chicago’s southside…

  13. 13.

    AA+ Bonds

    @Short Bus Bully:

    That’s not fuckin gangsta, if a black guy walked anywhere near that setup the next photo would be of them diving for cover like a live grenade rolled on em

  14. 14.

    MonkeyBoy

    Those guys look awfully young to be the partners of a big financial player. I thought it might be a pic of entry level young execs.

    Did all of them start off as trust-fund babies?

  15. 15.

    AA+ Bonds

    @PurpleGirl:

    It’s pretty easy, you put a big stack of bills in your hand and then ostentatiously dispense with them into the air because you’re so rich you don’t give a fuck, these guys look like they’re about to ask single bills for permission to go to second base

  18. 18.

    AA+ Bonds

    @MonkeyBoy:

    Now that’s not fair, Mitt Romney made it to a self-funded shot at the Presidency with nothing to build on except his father’s self-funded shot at the Presidency.

  19. 19.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    Gordon Gecko without the dignity.

    @MonkeyBoy :

    Did all of them start off as trust-fund babies?

    The one running for president sure did.

  20. 20.

    trollhattan

    @PeakVT:

    Yup, just needs a six-shooter and a “yee-haw!”

    I wonder if Mittens used to duct tape the dog to the top of his Porsche back then?

  22. 22.

    AA+ Bonds

    @MonkeyBoy:

    These guys look pretty old for the finance sector from what I know.

    It’s because you get those jobs via connections and you don’t have to be qualified to do shit except kneecap your coworkers.

    There’s literally no reason we couldn’t fire everyone on Wall Street and replace them with a random assortment of liberal arts undergrads who failed the Hare Psychopathy checklist.

  23. 23.

    ChrisNYC

    The place this pic came from, the compendium on Romney that’s on boston.com is pretty interesting. There’s a video on his Bain days and they interview a finance professor and Bain investor who talks about LBOs and job losses. He sums it up by saying, “It’s capitalism at its best … and worst.”

  29. 29.

    Edgar Allahu Akbar Poe

    @AA+ Bonds: Oh, I’ve never been under them mistaken impression that Willard is capable of joking. I just couldn’t watch more than a few seconds of that video and definitely needed it not to be sincere.

  33. 33.

    JCT

    @BDeevDad: Been chuckling about that all day. Apparently the bobble-heads over at Fox and Fiends had their heads explode over it. Delicious.

    I think Obama is looking forward to slicing and dicing old Willard but good.

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