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Cash money millionaires

by DougJ|  October 13, 20115:53 pm| 34 Comments

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Mitt’s lucky he’s not a Democrat, or a lot of older Americans would be sending each other this picture right now from their aol email accounts.

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  1. 1.

    Jenny

    October 13, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    I’ve got 99 problems and a plastic Mormon cultist isn’t ain’t one.

    $70,000,000.00!

    Dolla Dolla Bill Y’all

  2. 2.

    Cat Lady

    October 13, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    It’s All About the Dollar Bill

  3. 3.

    PeakVT

    October 13, 2011 at 6:07 pm

    Mitt looks a bit like Rick in that pic.

  4. 4.

    Short Bus Bully

    October 13, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    That’s gangsta.

  5. 5.

    AA+ Bonds

    October 13, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    White boys: have no idea how to make it rain

  6. 6.

    JC

    October 13, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    It’s a Tea Partay

    Without any sense of humor.

  7. 7.

    AA+ Bonds

    October 13, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    Like what the fuck is that, it’s like they’re about to gangbang individual dollar bills behind Pieces, they are holding the money exactly like penises

  8. 8.

    piratedan

    October 13, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    so the title is what? Mammon’s faithful? circa 1985?

  9. 9.

    AA+ Bonds

    October 13, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    @piratedan:

    Mormons have something a lot like prosperity theology already, I wonder if we’re allowed to talk about in the media or what

  10. 10.

    PurpleGirl

    October 13, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    @AA+ Bonds: Yeah, they look sooooooooooo lame and stupid. (Granted I don’t know what “make it rain” means but I’m sure it is something they can’t do, practice or no.)

  11. 11.

    JacobyJones

    October 13, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    How about we see this pic juxtaposed with what Pres. Obama was doing at the same age. I’d guess it would be his community organizing of Chicago’s southside…

  12. 12.

    PurpleGirl

    October 13, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    @piratedan: That’s is a good title. LOL.

  13. 13.

    AA+ Bonds

    October 13, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    @Short Bus Bully:

    That’s not fuckin gangsta, if a black guy walked anywhere near that setup the next photo would be of them diving for cover like a live grenade rolled on em

  14. 14.

    MonkeyBoy

    October 13, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    Those guys look awfully young to be the partners of a big financial player. I thought it might be a pic of entry level young execs.

    Did all of them start off as trust-fund babies?

  15. 15.

    AA+ Bonds

    October 13, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    @PurpleGirl:

    It’s pretty easy, you put a big stack of bills in your hand and then ostentatiously dispense with them into the air because you’re so rich you don’t give a fuck, these guys look like they’re about to ask single bills for permission to go to second base

  16. 16.

    beltane

    October 13, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    The Brat Pack?

  17. 17.

    Shawn in ShowMe

    October 13, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!

  18. 18.

    AA+ Bonds

    October 13, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    @MonkeyBoy:

    Now that’s not fair, Mitt Romney made it to a self-funded shot at the Presidency with nothing to build on except his father’s self-funded shot at the Presidency.

  19. 19.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 13, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    Gordon Gecko without the dignity.

    @MonkeyBoy :

    Did all of them start off as trust-fund babies?

    The one running for president sure did.

  20. 20.

    trollhattan

    October 13, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    @PeakVT:

    Yup, just needs a six-shooter and a “yee-haw!”

    I wonder if Mittens used to duct tape the dog to the top of his Porsche back then?

  21. 21.

    PurpleGirl

    October 13, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    @AA+ Bonds: Thanks.

  22. 22.

    AA+ Bonds

    October 13, 2011 at 6:27 pm

    @MonkeyBoy:

    These guys look pretty old for the finance sector from what I know.

    It’s because you get those jobs via connections and you don’t have to be qualified to do shit except kneecap your coworkers.

    There’s literally no reason we couldn’t fire everyone on Wall Street and replace them with a random assortment of liberal arts undergrads who failed the Hare Psychopathy checklist.

  23. 23.

    ChrisNYC

    October 13, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    The place this pic came from, the compendium on Romney that’s on boston.com is pretty interesting. There’s a video on his Bain days and they interview a finance professor and Bain investor who talks about LBOs and job losses. He sums it up by saying, “It’s capitalism at its best … and worst.”

  24. 24.

    AA+ Bonds

    October 13, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    How you do this shit if you’re not a fuckin dork daddy’s boy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_asu7n6QUc

  25. 25.

    Edgar Allahu Akbar Poe

    October 13, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    @JC: Wait, are you telling me those guys aren’t joking??

  26. 26.

    BDeevDad

    October 13, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    Did folks see Obama call out “Mitt’s spokesman” at the White House, Ed Henry.

  27. 27.

    ChrisNYC

    October 13, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    @BDeevDad: I saw it. It’s awesome. Ed Henry is the manifestation of the word twerp.

  28. 28.

    AA+ Bonds

    October 13, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    @Edgar Allahu Akbar Poe:

    Slick Romney ain’t jokin, but that YouTube is a Smirnoff commercial from like five years ago (you read that right, FIVE years ago)

  29. 29.

    Edgar Allahu Akbar Poe

    October 13, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    @AA+ Bonds: Oh, I’ve never been under them mistaken impression that Willard is capable of joking. I just couldn’t watch more than a few seconds of that video and definitely needed it not to be sincere.

  30. 30.

    eemom

    October 13, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    @BDeevDad:

    that was fucking awesome! And that is the SECOND time Obama has publicly dissed that asshole.

  31. 31.

    Calouste

    October 13, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    Well, Willard “call me Mitt” Romney will have something to talk about with David “call me Dave” Cameron when they meet. I.e. how the proles bring out photos of how the 1% really behave.

  32. 32.

    OC

    October 13, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    Which one is supposed to be Mittens? All I see are life-sized douche nozzles wearing suits.

  33. 33.

    JCT

    October 13, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    @BDeevDad: Been chuckling about that all day. Apparently the bobble-heads over at Fox and Fiends had their heads explode over it. Delicious.

    I think Obama is looking forward to slicing and dicing old Willard but good.

  34. 34.

    rikyrah

    October 13, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    oh Willard

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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