Mitt’s lucky he’s not a Democrat, or a lot of older Americans would be sending each other this picture right now from their aol email accounts.
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”
Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?
Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?
Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?
I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.
People are complicated. Love is not.
Infrastructure week. at last.
We still have time to mess this up!
I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.
The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.
Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.
The worst democrat is better than the best republican.
I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.
Black Jesus loves a paper trail.
Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.
And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.
This blog will pay for itself.
This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.
An almost top 10,000 blog!
No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.
Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.
JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?
Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.
They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.
Jenny
I’ve got 99 problems and a plastic Mormon cultist isn’t ain’t one.
$70,000,000.00!
Dolla Dolla Bill Y’all
Cat Lady
It’s All About the Dollar Bill
PeakVT
Mitt looks a bit like Rick in that pic.
Short Bus Bully
That’s gangsta.
AA+ Bonds
White boys: have no idea how to make it rain
JC
It’s a Tea Partay
Without any sense of humor.
AA+ Bonds
Like what the fuck is that, it’s like they’re about to gangbang individual dollar bills behind Pieces, they are holding the money exactly like penises
piratedan
so the title is what? Mammon’s faithful? circa 1985?
AA+ Bonds
@piratedan:
Mormons have something a lot like prosperity theology already, I wonder if we’re allowed to talk about in the media or what
PurpleGirl
@AA+ Bonds: Yeah, they look sooooooooooo lame and stupid. (Granted I don’t know what “make it rain” means but I’m sure it is something they can’t do, practice or no.)
JacobyJones
How about we see this pic juxtaposed with what Pres. Obama was doing at the same age. I’d guess it would be his community organizing of Chicago’s southside…
PurpleGirl
@piratedan: That’s is a good title. LOL.
AA+ Bonds
@Short Bus Bully:
That’s not fuckin gangsta, if a black guy walked anywhere near that setup the next photo would be of them diving for cover like a live grenade rolled on em
MonkeyBoy
Those guys look awfully young to be the partners of a big financial player. I thought it might be a pic of entry level young execs.
Did all of them start off as trust-fund babies?
AA+ Bonds
@PurpleGirl:
It’s pretty easy, you put a big stack of bills in your hand and then ostentatiously dispense with them into the air because you’re so rich you don’t give a fuck, these guys look like they’re about to ask single bills for permission to go to second base
beltane
The Brat Pack?
Shawn in ShowMe
My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!
AA+ Bonds
@MonkeyBoy:
Now that’s not fair, Mitt Romney made it to a self-funded shot at the Presidency with nothing to build on except his father’s self-funded shot at the Presidency.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Gordon Gecko without the dignity.
@MonkeyBoy :
The one running for president sure did.
trollhattan
@PeakVT:
Yup, just needs a six-shooter and a “yee-haw!”
I wonder if Mittens used to duct tape the dog to the top of his Porsche back then?
PurpleGirl
@AA+ Bonds: Thanks.
AA+ Bonds
@MonkeyBoy:
These guys look pretty old for the finance sector from what I know.
It’s because you get those jobs via connections and you don’t have to be qualified to do shit except kneecap your coworkers.
There’s literally no reason we couldn’t fire everyone on Wall Street and replace them with a random assortment of liberal arts undergrads who failed the Hare Psychopathy checklist.
ChrisNYC
The place this pic came from, the compendium on Romney that’s on boston.com is pretty interesting. There’s a video on his Bain days and they interview a finance professor and Bain investor who talks about LBOs and job losses. He sums it up by saying, “It’s capitalism at its best … and worst.”
AA+ Bonds
How you do this shit if you’re not a fuckin dork daddy’s boy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_asu7n6QUc
Edgar Allahu Akbar Poe
@JC: Wait, are you telling me those guys aren’t joking??
BDeevDad
Did folks see Obama call out “Mitt’s spokesman” at the White House, Ed Henry.
ChrisNYC
@BDeevDad: I saw it. It’s awesome. Ed Henry is the manifestation of the word twerp.
AA+ Bonds
@Edgar Allahu Akbar Poe:
Slick Romney ain’t jokin, but that YouTube is a Smirnoff commercial from like five years ago (you read that right, FIVE years ago)
Edgar Allahu Akbar Poe
@AA+ Bonds: Oh, I’ve never been under them mistaken impression that Willard is capable of joking. I just couldn’t watch more than a few seconds of that video and definitely needed it not to be sincere.
eemom
@BDeevDad:
that was fucking awesome! And that is the SECOND time Obama has publicly dissed that asshole.
Calouste
Well, Willard “call me Mitt” Romney will have something to talk about with David “call me Dave” Cameron when they meet. I.e. how the proles bring out photos of how the 1% really behave.
OC
Which one is supposed to be Mittens? All I see are life-sized douche nozzles wearing suits.
JCT
@BDeevDad: Been chuckling about that all day. Apparently the bobble-heads over at Fox and Fiends had their heads explode over it. Delicious.
I think Obama is looking forward to slicing and dicing old Willard but good.
rikyrah
oh Willard
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA