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Hulu bleg

by DougJ|  October 17, 20118:16 pm| 53 Comments

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I’m not watching the Cain “Imagine” video, I have strong memories of that song. I remember, right after 9/11, Neil Young did a version of it and it was getting played everywhere, even on pop radio in the south (where I lived at the time), despite the “imagine no religion” part. Then, they suddenly stopped playing it at all as we moved into the Lee Greenwood phase of the post 9/11 era.

I also remember John Denver doing a version of it on David Letterman, only the song was about sporks, spoon-forks. It ended “Imagine all the spoon forks, helping man to eat, you can say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one, I hope someday you’ll join us, in a world where spoons and forks are one.”

Anyone know how I can find this on Hulu or whatever the kids are calling it these days?

Update. I think it was actually spoon-straws.

Update. Apparently Hulu hates Letterman, so no go. Consider this an open thread then.

Update. Ask and ye shall receive! Thanks!

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  1. 1.

    Roger Moore

    October 17, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    Using this new-fangled Google thing, I can find some lyrics where he’s talking about spoons and straws being as one. Perhaps that’s what you’re remembering. Unfortunately, I can’t seem to find any videos.

  2. 2.

    ABL

    October 17, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    We need to get you on das Twittürz, Herr Dougerhead.

  3. 3.

    cathyx

    October 17, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Is bleg another word for open thread?

    I made pumpkin bread at the request of my daughter and I didn’t notice until I had to add 3 cups of sugar that it makes two loaves. I don’t need 2 loaves. Why do recipes do this???

    It is delicious though.

  4. 4.

    jon

    October 17, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    Hulu, owned by NBC, probably doesn’t have a huge interest in old David Letterman and Conan O’Brien bits. I’m sure you can find Jay Leno picking his nose from 1983. But those guys? That footage just went missing somehow or another.

  5. 5.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    October 17, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    @cathyx: I thought it was a blog beg??

    To beg for money on a blog. Beg + blog == bleg.
    I hate to bleg, but my car just got totaled and I really need some money to continue bringing you this high-quality blog material.

  6. 6.

    arguingwithsignposts

    October 17, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): since the bleg has been answered, doesn’t the thread default to an Open Thread?

    Hmmm … I have my Blog Statutes and Guidelines series here somewhere, I believe it was volume XVII…

  7. 7.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    October 17, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts: There’s only one thread, the open thread. . . one love.

  8. 8.

    Roger Moore

    October 17, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts:

    since the bleg has been answered, doesn’t the thread default to an Open Thread?

    I think that all threads automatically revert to being open threads when people get sufficiently bored with the original topic. I don’t know if that’s an official policy, but it seems to be the de facto rule.

  9. 9.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    October 17, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    @Roger Moore: “official policy” THAT is funny.

  10. 10.

    Jenny

    October 17, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    Unemployment Rate Ralls

    Fascinating data from Gallup. Unemployment is down 2.5% from peak of 10.9%

    http://www.gallup.com/poll/150137/Unemployment-Down-Sharply-Early-October.aspx

  11. 11.

    AliceBlue

    October 17, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    I too am going to pass on Cain’s little pizza ditty. I was living in New York at the time of John Lennon’s murder; I’ve always associated “Imagine” with that.

  12. 12.

    gelfling545

    October 17, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    @cathyx: Freeze one. It freezes very well and later you can have a treat with no effort.

  13. 13.

    Jay B.

    October 17, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    Was it a millionaire who said imagine no possessions?

  14. 14.

    lamh34

    October 17, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    @ABL: yep, just bite the bullet. I’ve convinced my GBFF to get a twitter account cause it’s actually more private than FB for me…go figure.

  15. 15.

    Mnemosyne

    October 17, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    @Jay B.:

    A poor little schoolboy who said he don’t need no lessons

  16. 16.

    MikeJ

    October 17, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    @Jay B.: You think John Lennon was poor?

  17. 17.

    lamh34

    October 17, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    ok, it’s been a long time since I watched HGTV’s House Hunters. I was waiting on the cable guy, so I’m watched it.

    First of all let me say that the cable guy was kinda cute, but why oh why don’t my cable guy/delivery me look like this: My Dream Delivery Guy

    Back to HGTV, what the heck are all these 20-somethings’ who are buying homes and condos for 250,000 to 500,000 dollars??? WTF do they do? It boggles my mind! and makes me a little pissy. I admit it. Ugh, this is probably why I stopped watching House Hunters!

  18. 18.

    Mnemosyne

    October 17, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    @MikeJ:

    To defend Jay B. (and God knows I never thought I’d type those words), he’s referencing this song.

  19. 19.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 17, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    anybody watching Lawrence O’Donnell? Was that Bonnie Raitt sitting next to Hillary CLinton at Bill’s Gaga party?

  20. 20.

    lol

    October 17, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    Obama got the cell phone companies to agree to send out free text alerts when you’re about to go over your plan’s limits.

    I’m sure President McCain would’ve done the same thing so both sides are equally bad, vote Romney.

  21. 21.

    gogol's wife

    October 17, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    @Jenny:

    Oh oh that means Derf will show up.

  22. 22.

    gogol's wife

    October 17, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    @Jenny:

    (Trying again.) Oh-oh that means Derf will show up.

  23. 23.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    October 17, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    Snidley Whiplash and the Mortgage Crisis.

  24. 24.

    Jenny

    October 17, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    @Jay B.:

    Was it a millionaire who said imagine no possessions?

    Meh. He lived in one of the most expensive addresses in the world: Central Park West at the regal, opulent Dakota (get a load of this building).

  25. 25.

    lamh34

    October 17, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I caught a bit of that coverage by Lawrence O. what was up with the Lady Gaga

  26. 26.

    different-church-lady

    October 17, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    The Jets don’t have a first down yet, but they lead 7-3. Weird.

  27. 27.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 17, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    @Jenny: I have no beef with his being rich and caring about the poor. It was the way he treated his older son that always leaves me with a sour, cynical taste in my mouth when people start singing hymns to the Dalai Lennon.

    @lamh34: I didn’t get the appeal of Lady Gaga when she was calling herself Madonna.

  28. 28.

    arguingwithsignposts

    October 17, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    @lamh34:

    what was up with the Lady Gaga

    People have been asking that for a while.

  29. 29.

    piratedan

    October 17, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): if only those people foreclosed upon would go out and sell enough magazine subscriptions eh?

  30. 30.

    lamh34

    October 17, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    anyone catch Barney Frank on Rachel Maddow just now? he basically told Rachel, that he supports the OWS movement, but the teaparty is powerful because they also took political action. Mr. Frank said that the reason why the GOP congress are full subsidiaries to the Tea Party Movement is becasue the Tea Party voted and they lobby people. which led to current GOP members to be “afraid” to stand up cause they may be primaried.

    Mr Frank was a great interview, Rachel did a lot of talking over him, and kinda tried to make it seem like Barney was saying that the rallying is not useful, but Frank quickly told her that’s not what he was saying. He said that the rallying and protesting was good, but that it needs to also be felt at the voting booth…

    Anyway, I thought it was a good segment. if anyone finds the video later, I’ll post.

  31. 31.

    cathyx

    October 17, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    @gelfling545: I did just throw it in the freezer before I read your comment. I’m glad to hear that it freezes well, I wasn’t sure. I’d hate to take it out later and find it’s ruined and I could have given it to someone instead.

  32. 32.

    lamh34

    October 17, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: @arguingwithsignposts:

    Maybe I missed the rest of the segment, cause the part I caught, was Gaga changing the lyrics of Bad Romance to we all want a little “Bill-Romance” in her high slitted unitard and then stopping in front of the old horn dog and doing what Gaga does best I guess. Hilary and Chelsea were there, but it was too much for me…

  33. 33.

    Mnemosyne

    October 17, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    A foodie question since this is now an open thread: I have leftover fried chicken and waffles (fancy ones, from this gastropub). Reheat or eat cold?

  34. 34.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    October 17, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I’m eatin em cold. What would Gladys do?

  35. 35.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 17, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I would reheat in a toaster oven not the microwave.

  36. 36.

    Mark K

    October 17, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Clear Channel Radio, the nations largest owner of radio stations banned “Imagine” after 9/11 and I believe it still is….

    I’m a huge Lennon fan. Didn’t think I would like the movie “Nowhere Boy” but really enjoyed it. Can’t ever get enough of The Beatles.

  37. 37.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 17, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    @lamh34: I saw that bit, too, and had the same reaction as you and L. O’D. Hillary’s a good sport, and at this point in her life, she shouldn’t have to be.

  38. 38.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 17, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    @Mark K: because of “imagine there’s no heaven”? Good lord, life imitates a thirty year old episode of WKRP in Cincinatti

  39. 39.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    October 17, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    Here ya go – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3yDY85BaAY – starting around 6:40.

    HTH!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  40. 40.

    Jenny

    October 17, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I have no beef with his being rich and caring about the poor.

    Fine. Just don’t sing about “imagine no possessions” from gold plated palatial digs. As he said, “it isn’t hard to do”.

  41. 41.

    punkdavid

    October 17, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    @Jenny: Neil Young sang it

    “Imagine no possessions,
    I wonder if I can”.

    It was beautiful, and very self-aware.

  42. 42.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 17, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred):

    my car just got totaled

    I hope this was for illustrative purposes only. Because if not, you’re having a shit week and it’s only Monday.

    (How’s the foot?)

  43. 43.

    Jenny

    October 17, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    @punkdavid: Yes, well done.

  44. 44.

    jon

    October 17, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    John Lennon didn’t mean it literally, much as “Blessed are the Cheesemakers” refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

    Bono can still give a crap about poverty and starvation, and do some good in the process. And everyone can mention how pretentious he is while still finding out about new countries where starvation is occurring only because Bono brought it up.

  45. 45.

    jon

    October 17, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    Also, John Lennon had a big nose.

  46. 46.

    lamh34

    October 17, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    In the MLK thread, people tried to make hay of the statue of MLK, I dare anyone to look at this pic and still feel the same way.

    Bernice King and MLK Memorial

  47. 47.

    slag

    October 17, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    I wouldn’t watch that Cain video either because I won’t defile that song by association. Although, I thought you didn’t like the song, DougJ…Didn’t you feel it pretentious or something?

  48. 48.

    jon

    October 17, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    @jon: I didn’t mean the actual starving occurred because Bono brought it up, though I’m certain that U2, like Dethklok, can somehow be responsible for such things when they’re vying to be the World’s Sixth Most Powerful Cultural Force.

  49. 49.

    Jenny

    October 17, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    Lemme know when Bono has his limo drop him off at Zuccotti Park.

  50. 50.

    Dougerhead

    October 17, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    @slag:

    The song has grown on me.

  51. 51.

    Dougerhead

    October 17, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    @Jenny:

    I fucking hate Bono, I don’t care how many millions of people he saves.

    What a wanker, this much talent.

  52. 52.

    arguingwithsignposts

    October 17, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    @Dougerhead: I believe Ricky Gervais had the perfect take on that.

  53. 53.

    gocart mozart

    October 17, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    My parody of Public Enemy’s “911 is a Joke”
    MC Crazy Bread’s “999 is a Joke”

    Hit me
    Going going gone
    Now I proposed 999 a time ago
    Don’t you see how now they’re reactin’
    They only come and they come when I poll well

    click my name for the whole song

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