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A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

The words do not have to be perfect.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

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This fight is for everything.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Our messy unity will be our strength.

Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

It is not hopeless, and we are not helpless.

The only way through is to slog through the muck one step at at time.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

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I made my dog a breakfast burrito

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Actually, I made myself a pre-dinner breakfast burrito (never go to eat Korean food when you’re starving and on a limited budget), and Nate Dogg was giving me precious moment eyes:


And since I had dropped a tortilla on the floor and didn’t finish the eggs, I made him a little mini-doggie burrito (I never said I wasn’t weird):

Yum:

He won’t eat the tomato though. Dogg has a knack for picking around vegetables. Sort of like I do:

 

Oh, and here’s a photo of what a meeting between Nate Dogg and Tunch might look like (I was catsitting for my friend — the Tunch-esque cat is Chairman Meow (we just call him “Chairman”) and the grey kitty is Lychee):

 

This photo is what I imagine a kitty version of The Shining might look like:

FIN.

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  6. 6.

    ellie

    Those kitties look like they are going to do some damage to that dog! I have two Maine Coons, they are brothers and they line up and stare. It is very intimidating.

  7. 7.

    lamh34

    Oh sure you have a black and white patterned floors, you multicultural fool…lol. Down with integration…!

    Seriously though, cute pics and the “shining” kitties are very creepy. Are they giving the dog the evil eye?

  9. 9.

    Linkmeister

    When my pooch was with us and I made scrambled eggs I’d have to throw an extra egg into the skillet for her or I’d get the “you will feel guilty” stare from her.

  10. 10.

    lacp

    Nothing weird about doggie burritos; I used to do that sort of thing for my dog all the time. Which, naturally, led to a very spoiled dog and a well-trained human.

  12. 12.

    burnspbesq

    Please tell us that that floor is new, and is supposed to be retro and ironic. I’d hate to think you’re living in a place where the kitchen hasn’t been updated since 1957.

  14. 14.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    When our dear departed Raven was battling cancer I made him anything I could think of to get him to eat. He really liked Mahi Omelets.

  16. 16.

    RossInDetroit

    On Sunday morning I make omelets. Doglius knows he’ll get the egg particles and cheese residue from the pan so he’s very patient with me. My wife slips him bits of buttered toast when I’m not looking but I pretend not to know.

  18. 18.

    Poopyman

    White cat-bishop needs centered on his square. Where’s the white dog-king? Black dog-king standing on too many squares. Need smaller dog. Or bigger chessboard.

  19. 19.

    Luci

    Oh my! This is the best post I’ve read in days! Not that there is anything wrong with all the other stuff I’ve read, but it takes a genius and serious creativity to make a post out of a darling doggie burrito and a couple of cats. :) Nate Dogg is darling of course, and those cats are great too. Thanks ABL. This is great! :)

  20. 20.

    Luci

    Oh my! This is the best post I’ve read in days! Not that there is anything wrong with all the other stuff I’ve read, but it takes a genius and serious creativity to make a post out of a darling doggie burrito and a couple of cats. :) Nate Dogg is darling of course, and those cats are great too. Thanks ABL. This is great! :)

  24. 24.

    CynDee

    Oh, Nate, that face, that face!. And the kitties are great. Sharing food with critters; that’s what life’s about. I shared my expensive free-range chicken livers with my Luke (Black Lab) tonight. Whatchagonnado? He’s a sweetheart.

    Hi, General. Even though I’ve got Luke now, Charlie’s still my goddoggie. It is meet and right that he has a blue satin blankie.

  26. 26.

    Cat Lady

    This baseball game is pretty weirdly good. What a play to pick off the guy at third with bases loaded.

  28. 28.

    hhex65

    o/t, but is anyone else seeing that Citizen’s United “Fire from the Heartland” banner ad? featuring Coulter and Malkin et al– is that a joke or real?! I’m too scared to click thru to find out

  30. 30.

    Linnaeus

    So, like, is anyone going to watch (or has anyone watched) the new Beavis & Butthead episode tonight?

  31. 31.

    Strandedvandal

    How are the haters supposed to try and start a bunch of crap if you are posting things like this? You are putting these folks out of a job!

  34. 34.

    Bmaccnm

    Why are teachers promoting kids to vote? It is a personal choice not something that should be mandated by liberals in our school. If they want to mandate something why not christian education. We all know these young folks need direction in their life. Can’t wait for 12……RUBIO, WEST, SCOTT, and PERRY. Kick out that kenyan and all socialists.
    old school tea party
    10:07 PM, 10/27/2011

    Sorry if this is screwed up. I don’t get that -em- stuff. But this a comment from the above article. This country is screwed.I don’t-I can’t- comment on this. There’s nothing to say. I don’t believe this is snarkasm because this is fuckin’ florida.

  36. 36.

    Elie

    You have darling family, ABL…

    My Buddy is adapting pretty well to our cross country move and my new job. Last two weeks have been tiring, but hope to settle in more this next week… I miss the west coast though, gotta tell ya…

  38. 38.

    Mnemosyne

    Charlotte is making me play her new favorite game: fetch. I throw, she brings the toy back to me.

    The fact that she’s a cat only makes it more amusing.

  43. 43.

    Korea Beat

    “never go to eat Korean food when you’re starving and on a limited budget”

    So true… I cry a little bit every time I see the price of Korean food in America.

  45. 45.

    S. cerevisiae

    @MikeJ: My uncle lives near St. Louis so I am pulling for the Cards. And as I type that the Rangers go back up by 2 in the tenth.

  46. 46.

    Paul

    I’m broke, starving and dreaming of kimchi and bulgogi. Please do a post about your meal so I can live vicariously.

  48. 48.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    @S. cerevisiae: Looking forward to seeing your team next week. I like the idea of neither the Gophers nor Badgers losing to anyone but each other this year. Wiscy did their business last week.

    Driving up to Bemidji this week to watch the series.

    What’s wrong with your men’s team?

  51. 51.

    JCT

    @Mnemosyne: Our cat, Mango, loves to play fetch — but only with my hairbands. Sometimes when I take one off and put it next to me on the couch he will jump up and stare at it and then look at me like “hey, dumbass, throw it for me”. The dogs aren’t interested in the least.

    The only problem is that I can never find one when I need one, we are getting ready to pack the house up for a move and we are all anticipating finding his hairband “mother lode”. Silly cat.

  52. 52.

    S. cerevisiae

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): Jack Conolly is still learning his new linemates, they are starting to gell now and will only get better. The freshman Herbert is really good. Their big problem right now is defense and sketchy goaltending – if they get that straightened out they will be a team to watch out for.

  54. 54.

    4jkb4ia

    Well, I was going to say–

    This has been such a crazy game, with 5 errors and all, that it must have been the sort of thing FlipYrWhig of the “piss-poor World Series” remark expected to see.

  55. 55.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    Okay, can someone tell me why LaRussa pinch hit Edwin Jackson for Jason Motte, and then pinch hit Kyle Lohse for Jackson without the Rangers changing pitchers? I get using a starter to sacrifice instead of the reliever, but not using two of them.

  67. 67.

    Joel

    The Cardinals winning makes me happy. Mainly because it must piss George Bush off, at least a little.

  68. 68.

    MikeJ

    @Suffern ACE: My only feelings towards the Cards have to do with a cute girl I knew in college who liked them. I cheer for the Sox, the M’s, and whoever is playing the Fucking Yankees. NL only matters once a year.

  73. 73.

    burnspbesq

    That was a fine example of post-season baseball.

    I believe I will be working at home tomorrow afternoon.

  80. 80.

    Jewish Steel

    @burnspbesq:

    South Coast Plaza

    My dad lived a few minutes away in Costa Mesa. I used to hang there in the 70s. I haven’t been to LA since 79. I hear it’s changed a bit.

  81. 81.

    Yutsano

    @Martin: Hey as long as he pays his mortgage I’m not gonna judge.

    @Jewish Steel: Between Little Tokyo and the Farmer’s Market I almost fell in love with LA. Almost. The peoples still need work though.

  84. 84.

    Yutsano

    @Jewish Steel: I like San Diego more, partially because the climate is milder and partially because the people there are a bit more relaxed than most folks. Plus, well, Dawgs. :)

    ETA: I used to go to SD for the Fourth every year. I haven’t been in a long time. I should change that soon.

  85. 85.

    JWL

    i don’t have to “read the rest of the post”.

    I hope your full stomach was worth the nightmares you’ll suffer while dreaming of Nate Dogg’s memory.

    How could you?

  87. 87.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @Joel:

    That’s why I’m rooting for the Cards. The Rangers are the team of the deserting coward, whose empty head should be decorating a pike somewhere on the Mall in DC.

  88. 88.

    Martin

    SD is nice, particularly if you are planning on remaining downtown. Outside of that the traffic is atrocious, even compared to OC.

    Even though I grew up in NYC, I don’t much care for LA. It’s close to being a decent city and yet not close enough to being a decent city so you spend your life in your car just trying to get to where you’re trying to get to. They’re making progress, but to me a city means no car. Period.

    OC is overall pretty deserving of ignoring. Our little corner is pretty decent to live in, though. Work is 3 miles. Kids can walk to the pool. Our association has a private beach-like thing, sailboats, etc. They can walk there too. We have our own little July 4 parade and fireworks. Bike to the beach. Bike to the mountains. Good tacos across the street. Good margaritas too. Good korean tacos on Friday. Nice deli. Quite decent philly cheesesteaks nearby. Plenty of to-die-for chinese, indian, persian, vietnamese, etc. And if restaurants aren’t your bag, you’ll have friends of each of those persuasions to invite you over for dinner. Basically its a city where nobody is from here, which is sad in a way since there is no history, not much in the way of traditions, but makes the people pretty interesting to get to know. Lots of money, though, which is a double-edge sword. Best part is its pretty near 72 degrees year round (supposed to be 83 on Sat) and hardly ever rains.

    The kids are looking forward to halloween. The neighborhood goes all-out. Literally thousands of kids out walking around. Everyone sets up a table in the driveway because there are so many kids that you can’t possibly do it at the door. Houses hand out full-size candy bars (we do the minis, it’d cost us $500 to do the big ones). The kids candy haul will keep my office suite stocked until Christmas. Alas, I’ll miss it all this year – a public servant’s job is never done.

  89. 89.

    Jewish Steel

    Hey! They’re fixing up a storefront in our neighborhood. What will it be? An organic grocery perhaps? Maybe a cafe with decent coffee? A little used book shop?

    Tobacco Ware House     (sic)
    Discount Smokes

    damn.

  94. 94.

    harlana

    kittehs have that “there is something here i do not recognize or understand, therefore, it must die. i won’t do it right away, because i want to appear thoughtful and i have to figure out where to hide the body but this issue will be resolved” look

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