Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Second rate reporter says what?

The revolution will be supervised.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

As long as McCarthy is Speaker, the House will never be in order.

Fani Willis claps back at Trump chihuahua, Jim Jordan.

T R E 4 5 O N

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

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  1. 1.

    Brachiator

    Romney to give a major spending spending policy speech at Americans for Prosperity.

    Presumably, he won’t come across as a rambling drunk, the way that Perry did recently.

    But maybe, like Cain, he will finish the speech with a song.

  2. 2.

    jonas

    Don’t forget that unemployment would be 4% if it weren’t for all the overregulation and uncertainty about higher taxes under Obama that have business owners crying themselves to sleep every night.

  4. 4.

    Amir Khalid

    @Brachiator:
    I can’t help but wonder, what song would Mitt Romney choose to sing? A Mormon hymn? One of the Nat King Cole hits that Donny Osmond used to cover when he was the 1970s’ Justin Bieber?

  5. 5.

    JPL

    Tax breaks create jobs
    Spending cuts create jobs
    Deregulation makes Mitts magic undies tight.
    Maybe I can get a gig on Fox News…

  6. 6.

    dmsilev

    He’s against it now, sure. But what about next week? Where was he last month?

    (nb: answers are independent of the specific value of ‘it’)

  9. 9.

    Yevgraf

    @jonas:

    Don’t forget that unemployment would be 4% if it weren’t for all the overregulation and uncertainty about higher taxes under Obama that have hard-working, bootstrapping, strong-willed, white patriotic ‘Murka loving business owners crying themselves to sleep sobbing in desperation every night.

    Fixted it for you.

  10. 10.

    Warren Terra

    Romney to give a major spending spending policy speech at Americans for Prosperity

    I like the way the Wingers use “Prosperity” as a code word. The group that illegally funded The Hermancain’s campaign for its first couple of months was called “Prosperity USA”.

  11. 11.

    trollhattan

    Except for Pentagon spending, which is awesome, because it is awesome. “America, f*#k yeah!”

    Also, too, let’s be certain about ending economic uncertainty so everybody in Galt’s Gulch can come out for a beer run.

  13. 13.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @Amir Khalid:

    I’m thinking “Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road”, myself. Except in Mitt’s case, it’s a live but distressed dog on the roof of his station wagon.

    The stinking to high heaven part is the same, though…

  15. 15.

    Mark K

    If your title had been “Dog Pees on Tree”, I would have found that just as interesting.

    Not to single you out but my God, I’m sick of hearing about Republican POTUS candidates. Even on MSNBC, its all they ever talk about. WHO CARES. We need to direct our attention to things like OWS or fighting the anti-labor laws or even marijuana legalization. There is nothing any of us can do about who the Republican loser is gonna be….which is Romney btw. He has no chance to win (I live in Macon, Ga. right now and they would rather vote for anybody but a Mormon) but the etablishment thinks he’ll pull in some Senate victories.

    We need to fight state by state. Who cares what this loser says/does.

  16. 16.

    AA+ Bonds

    Kochs, Kochs, Kochs.

    The shady “non-profit” that illegally funneled money to Cain’s campaign and then conveniently disappeared without collecting on the debts? Prosperity USA, another Koch front.

    This organization took in less than $70,000 and spent less than $60,000 – until a mysterious donor threw $150,000 their way, incredibly conveniently for Cain’s campaign.

    Honestly, if the Republicans didn’t appear so intent on hamstringing each other, I might even entertain the idea of Rove-Koch coordination to push Cain (as someone who’ll never win the nomination) and hurt Perry (or whoever they thought the real unelectable challenge to Romney was at the time).

    I suppose it’s still possible if unlikely that Rove baited the Kochs into such a scheme and then turned around and put the whammy on Cain when he started to beat Romney in the polls.

    But most likely, there’s nothing here but serendipity favoring Obama.

  18. 18.

    Regnad Kcin

    I don’t care what you have to say
    It makes no difference anyway;
    Whatever it is, I’m against it!

  29. 29.

    BGinCHI

    Romney already knows why he’s against what he’ll propose today. He’s already walking back the walk before he walks it. He’s got the 114 on the 411 before he even dials.

    He’s the magic man.

  32. 32.

    Served

    I know it would require someone to be an actual journalist, but how has no one ever directly asked a Republican how many jobs Tax Break A will create? Why don’t the Republicans get a “pledge” from the overlords that says “We will create xxx jobs for this tax break?” I mean, even if it’s a lie (it would be) they can always go back to the well of “IT WASN’T ENOUGH”

  33. 33.

    Betsy

    The common “Prosperity” thread in both orgs is the tobacco lobby.

    As detailed last week by Stolberg in the NYT, Cain was the head of the restaurant ass’n lobby. It was a front group for Big Tobacco (which has a hard time lobbying on its own behalf, for obvious reasons) and most of the policy goals the restaurant ass’n pushed were in fact aimed at public anti-smoking legislation.

    Americans for Prosperity is a creation of Dick Armey, longtime tobacco lobbyist par excellence. AFP specializes in astroturfing ops that use older, white, rural people as “grassroots” stooges for its corporate lobbying efforts.

    Someone really needs to sniff all this out and write a nice article drawing the links between all these orgs.

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