Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

If rights aren’t universal, they are privilege, not rights.

Let me file that under fuck it.

Everybody saw this coming.

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

The revolution will be supervised.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

He wakes up lying, and he lies all day.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

President Musk and Trump are both poorly raised, coddled 8 year old boys.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Washington Post Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

After dobbs, women are no longer free.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

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  2. 2.

    Death Panel Truck

    There are a couple of black widow spiders in my garage right now that I’m not lovin’. Gonna have to whack ’em.

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    Litlebritdifrnt2

    @Death Panel Truck: Be glad they are in your garage. I had one in one of my slip on shoes that I hadn’t worn for a while last week. Couldn’t squish it though, shook it out onto the leaves outside. They are too fat to squish. Gross. As you can imagine I have been checking all of my boots that I haven’t worn since last winter for any squatters.

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    Villago Delenda Est

    @Litlebritdifrnt2:

    Reminds me of some time spent in the desert on maneuvers while in the Army: always shake your boots out for scorpions before putting them on…

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    Tom Levenson

    @Roger Moore: Majestic raptor? Check.

    Exceptionally defined outstretched primary feathers? Check.

    Gloriously silly red clown-nose colored beak? Check.

    Still pretty damn impressive, amirate?

  19. 19.

    Spaghetti Lee

    Rise up! You have nothing to lose but your exoskeletons (which is quite a bit, I suppose)!

    On a related note, there’s always the libertarian argument that OWS should stop whining because they’re all in the top 20% of people worldwide. Well, I’ll recommend that they extend this further, and point out that as mammalian vertebrates, they’re in the top .01% of all living things! So stop whining and get back to work, lucky duckies!

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    Roger Moore

    @Spaghetti Lee:

    Anyone who thinks that insects can’t be charismatic megafauna ought to check out Igor Siwanowicz has never seen a collection of blue morphos.

    FTFY.

    @Tom Levenson:

    I’ve never met anyone who would describe a turkey vulture as charismatic until now. I guess I must have taken a picture of it for a reason, though.

  29. 29.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Tom, I just totally swiped the photo and posted it to my FB page. Gave you credit — I’m nothing if not conscientious.

    Although I should actually probably have credited the delightful Deep Sea News.

  32. 32.

    cathyx

    @SiubhanDuinne: ok, so I followed the links to the picture of the handsome guy. I’m always game for a picture of a handsome guy. But really?!? This is handsome?!? It’s a lizard. ‘Nuf said.

  34. 34.

    Constance

    And where is the scorpion? Nevada has many and they are both scary and beautiful. I love them because they are prehistoric survivors. Who knows? They might even survive the changes we humans probably won’t.

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