Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“woke” is the new caravan.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

When do the post office & the dmv weigh in on the wuhan virus?

I’m sure you banged some questionable people yourself.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

We still have time to mess this up!

Thanks for reminding me that Van Jones needs to be slapped.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

People are complicated. Love is not.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

No Justins, No Peace

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

A consequence of cucumbers

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  2. 2.

    Death Panel Truck

    There are a couple of black widow spiders in my garage right now that I’m not lovin’. Gonna have to whack ’em.

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    Litlebritdifrnt2

    @Death Panel Truck: Be glad they are in your garage. I had one in one of my slip on shoes that I hadn’t worn for a while last week. Couldn’t squish it though, shook it out onto the leaves outside. They are too fat to squish. Gross. As you can imagine I have been checking all of my boots that I haven’t worn since last winter for any squatters.

  12. 12.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @Litlebritdifrnt2:

    Reminds me of some time spent in the desert on maneuvers while in the Army: always shake your boots out for scorpions before putting them on…

  18. 18.

    Tom Levenson

    @Roger Moore: Majestic raptor? Check.

    Exceptionally defined outstretched primary feathers? Check.

    Gloriously silly red clown-nose colored beak? Check.

    Still pretty damn impressive, amirate?

  19. 19.

    Spaghetti Lee

    Rise up! You have nothing to lose but your exoskeletons (which is quite a bit, I suppose)!

    On a related note, there’s always the libertarian argument that OWS should stop whining because they’re all in the top 20% of people worldwide. Well, I’ll recommend that they extend this further, and point out that as mammalian vertebrates, they’re in the top .01% of all living things! So stop whining and get back to work, lucky duckies!

  22. 22.

    Roger Moore

    @Spaghetti Lee:

    Anyone who thinks that insects can’t be charismatic megafauna ought to check out Igor Siwanowicz has never seen a collection of blue morphos.

    FTFY.

    @Tom Levenson:

    I’ve never met anyone who would describe a turkey vulture as charismatic until now. I guess I must have taken a picture of it for a reason, though.

  29. 29.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Tom, I just totally swiped the photo and posted it to my FB page. Gave you credit — I’m nothing if not conscientious.

    Although I should actually probably have credited the delightful Deep Sea News.

  32. 32.

    cathyx

    @SiubhanDuinne: ok, so I followed the links to the picture of the handsome guy. I’m always game for a picture of a handsome guy. But really?!? This is handsome?!? It’s a lizard. ‘Nuf said.

  34. 34.

    Constance

    And where is the scorpion? Nevada has many and they are both scary and beautiful. I love them because they are prehistoric survivors. Who knows? They might even survive the changes we humans probably won’t.

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