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Pre-Game Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 6, 20116:55 pm| 25 Comments

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Ravens and Steelers. I’m doing my breathing exercises right now. By breathing exercises, I mean I hold my breath and chug scotch, exhale, pace the room, hold my breath, chug scotch, exhale, pace the room…

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  1. 1.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    November 6, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    Don’t know how to link sites but if you’ve never checked out the website
    Behindthsteelcurtain.com I highly recommend it. Go Steelers!

  2. 2.

    sherifffruitfly

    November 6, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    BATTLE GLORIOUS BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 3.

    J.W. Hamner

    November 6, 2011 at 7:14 pm

    God can have his [Roethlisberger’s] soul, but his ass belongs to me.

    So sayeth Terrell Suggs.

  4. 4.

    David Koch

    November 6, 2011 at 7:14 pm

    PUMAs are rooting for the Ravens

    http://tinyurl.com/7d8mas8

  5. 5.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 6, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    Excuse me, Mr. Cole?

    That sounds like a Browns fan’s pre-game breathing exercises…

  6. 6.

    Joel

    November 6, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    I just come home to find that the Patriots have gone ahead late. I’m still expecting a loss here.

  7. 7.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    November 6, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: This Brown’s fan is back in hell, this season’s over. Tim Tebow is actually having a good game.(or is the bar that low)

  8. 8.

    Joel

    November 6, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee: I thought the Raiders defense was as good as gold for me this week. They’re actually good in real life, for one, and Tebow.

  9. 9.

    schrodinger's cat

    November 6, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    We need some Tunch LiveAction Cam. How is the magnificent feline this Sunday.

  10. 10.

    Gravenstone

    November 6, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    And the weirdness in the GB/SD game has been ratcheted up to 11. What was a laugher has turned into a nail biter. C’mon Packers, hold onto this, would ya?

  11. 11.

    RossInDetroit

    November 6, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    Shouldn’t you pace yourself on the Scotch? Don’t wanna peak too soon. Sometimes the 4th quarter is worth watching from above the coffee table.

  12. 12.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    November 6, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    Giants on the brink. SCORE!

  13. 13.

    Joel

    November 6, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    @Joel: Yep. Sergio Brown with the inexplicable fuck up on that one.

  14. 14.

    Suffern ACE

    November 6, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    I’m not liking this bend-no-break coldendar defense the packers threw out this week.

  15. 15.

    Gravenstone

    November 6, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Goddamn that was an ugly end to the Packer game. Thank you Phillip Rivers and your three picks.

  16. 16.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 6, 2011 at 7:36 pm

    @Gravenstone: I’ll take the win.

  17. 17.

    Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

    November 6, 2011 at 7:36 pm

    @Gravenstone:

    I will take this opportunity to say what I said at the end of many games last season: The Packers defense might bend, but it doesn’t break!

  18. 18.

    lamh34

    November 6, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    UGHHHHHHH! I’m catching up on DVR queue and the Goddamn ABC station in Dallas, keeps putting in their damn news promo at end of the shows when you get to see what’s happening on the next episode of a show. It’s really pissing me off! Is it sad that I just wanna know Who the hell do I can complain to about it?

  19. 19.

    Gravenstone

    November 6, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    @Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again): True. And it seems McCarthy has gotten over his tendency to take his foot off the gas when they have a late lead. So that’s one less source of anxiety.

  20. 20.

    Upper West

    November 6, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    As a Jets fan, I would like to give my most profound thanks to Eli Manning.

  21. 21.

    billgerat

    November 6, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    I hope you’re chugging some good scotch. I’m chugging some 15 yr. old Mac, but not because of the Steelers.

  22. 22.

    4jkb4ia

    November 6, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    OK John, here is the context for what I wrote last week–The Dispossessed:

    Sabul had nursed ten years’ resentment against the Physics Review of Ieu Eun University, which had referred to his theoretical work as “crippled by provincialism and the puerile imprecision with which Odonian dogma infects every area of thought.” “They’ll see who’s provincial now!” he said, grinning. In nearly a year’s acquaintance Shevek could not recall having seen him smile.

    This is given the big assumption that you read it. But I read it today and I realized that it might not come out as “I’m happy for you.”

    Of course given what happened this week, the Patriots may very well be the team who just aren’t very good.

    And you won’t have Tony LaRussa to kick around anymore. I didn’t forget, I just wasn’t here.

  23. 23.

    J.W. Hamner

    November 6, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    The refs are on your side Cole.

  24. 24.

    daveX99

    November 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    I don’t pay attention to football. I’m more of a baseball man, and of course that’s over (it was over when SF blew it).

    …gotta say, cole: you make football sound pretty fun.

    chug scotch, exhale, pace the room…

  25. 25.

    4jkb4ia

    November 6, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    This is a comment

    ETA: Oh. Yes, “provincial*ism” would have done it. I need food.

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