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Forget all your worries, forget all your cares

by DougJ|  November 9, 20117:57 pm| 36 Comments

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The people have spoken…next Sunday’s Balloon Juice Ideas Festival will take place at Walker’s restaurant in Tribeca at 4 pm on Sunday November 13. I’ll figure out some way to make myself recognizable.

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  1. 1.

    piratedan

    November 9, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    sounds like it’s time to break out the top hat, monocle and cane in order to make your fashion statement Doug ;-)

  2. 2.

    Poopyman

    November 9, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    Downtown?

  3. 3.

    scav

    November 9, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    Green balloons.

  4. 4.

    freddie

    November 9, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    Get out the word on ALL media to NOT support a EURO bail-out with US funds.

  5. 5.

    Poopyman

    November 9, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    @scav:

    Green balloons.

    You think that’s what Doug should wear?

    Hmmm. Anything else?

  6. 6.

    Spaghetti Lee

    November 9, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    Handlebar mustache!

  7. 7.

    BGinCHI

    November 9, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    Underoos.

    ETA: Or a cape.

  8. 8.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    A circle pin.

  9. 9.

    DougJ

    November 9, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    @scav:

    Not a bad idea.

  10. 10.

    scav

    November 9, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    @Poopyman: Well, that would attract a crowd — might even tempt me to buy a last-minute ticket.

  11. 11.

    chopper

    November 9, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    i’ll make sure to wear a bear suit.

  12. 12.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    Cramer is screaming at the candidates!

  13. 13.

    David Koch

    November 9, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    I’ll figure out some way to make myself recognizable.

    You can wear this.

  14. 14.

    lamh35

    November 9, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    Not watching the debate, the head story on both CNN and MSNBC is about Joe Paterno and the Penn State horror story.

    I know we’ve talked about it ad nosum, but this story is just heartwrenching and disgusting. No one who see a child being harmed should take a blind eye and not go above and beyond to report and ensure the child and future children’s protection from a predator.

    Damn, football victories do not take precedent over the protection and well-being of our children…I dont’ care how many wins you have!

  15. 15.

    Poopyman

    November 9, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred):

    Cramer is screaming at the candidates!

    Cosmo? Last time I saw that guy screaming at somebody it didn’t turn out so well for him.

  16. 16.

    martha

    November 9, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): Oh thank you for watching for me…I can’t bear it. But who am I to talk, I’m wallowing in Paterno Gate on MSNBC.

  17. 17.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    @Poopyman: He’s on the panel and he jumped ugly on Ron Paul.

  18. 18.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    Romney just said this is the most political administration, like, evahhhhhhh.

  19. 19.

    RossInDetroit

    November 9, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    A colleague of mine is at the debate. he’s a journalism student and won tickets. He gets to do a meet/greet with the candidates. He’s a young Dem so I’m looking forward to his impressions.

  20. 20.

    JGabriel

    November 9, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    DougJ:

    … Tribeca at 4 pm on Sunday November 13.

    As they say in that song: I’ll be there.

    .

  21. 21.

    JGabriel

    November 9, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    RossInDetroit:

    A colleague of mine is at the debate. he’s a journalism student and won tickets. He gets to do a meet/greet with the candidates.

    This is some new definition of “win” — from opposite world, maybe? — with which I’m not familiar. It sounds like torture.

    Of all the things one could win — Powerball, a trip to Bermuda, a horse race, etc — meeting the Republican primary candidates has to rank right down there with STDs.

    .

  22. 22.

    daveNYC

    November 9, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    I’ll be the dufus with a camera. Maybe a mortgage pig shirt if I can find it. I hope you appreciate that I’m giving up valuable Skyrim time for this.

  23. 23.

    Roger Moore

    November 9, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    @David Koch:

    You can wear this.

    Of this.

  24. 24.

    RossInDetroit

    November 9, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    @JGabriel:

    This is some new definition of “win” — from opposite world, maybe? — with which I’m not familiar. It sounds like torture.

    Look at it this way: he’s a part time custodian and the alternative to the debate was a shift cleaning 11 bathrooms in an elementary school. I know, tossup.

  25. 25.

    PurpleGirl

    November 9, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    I’ll be there… in purple. What else?

  26. 26.

    Citizen_X

    November 9, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    I’ll figure out some way to make myself recognizable.

    You’ll be the guy pretending to be Reality Check?

  27. 27.

    schrodinger's cat

    November 9, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    I’ll figure out some way to make myself recognizable.

    Wear seersucker.

  28. 28.

    Johannes

    November 9, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    La Caterina and I will be there!

  29. 29.

    Diana

    November 9, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    I’ll be there! with iphone pictures of Puffy!

  30. 30.

    Perry Como

    November 9, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    Can we discuss the finer points about heliocentrism being an atheist doctrine?

  31. 31.

    DougJ

    November 9, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    @Perry Como:

    Of course, long time, no see.

  32. 32.

    handy

    November 9, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    @Perry Como:

    Dayaaam. That’s bringing it old school. Read any Boethius lately?

  33. 33.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    November 9, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    I’ll figure out some way to make myself recognizable.

    That pink leather jacket you wore in San Francisco worked pretty well.

  34. 34.

    Will

    November 10, 2011 at 12:43 am

    This is awesome. I’ll be there!

  35. 35.

    Cuppa Cabana

    November 10, 2011 at 6:12 am

    Fucking hell. You think Cole is the only one watching teh football? Giants v. SF @ 4:15.

    Walker’s had teevee last time I was there but they are tiny, wood-burning teevees from a bygone era.

  36. 36.

    Paul in KY

    November 10, 2011 at 8:36 am

    We need to have a Balloon Juice meetup in Louisville or Cinn. I know there are several of us in the area.

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