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You are here: Home / Politics / Politicans / David Brooks Giving A Seminar At The Aspen Institute / It all works out, I’m just a little freaked out

It all works out, I’m just a little freaked out

by DougJ|  November 9, 20118:14 pm| 60 Comments

This post is in: David Brooks Giving A Seminar At The Aspen Institute, Decline and Fall

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The Republican debates are slowly alienating American voters, especially those of the brown persuasion, so I should be happy. It’s scary to think that any of these nuts could ever be president though.

I like the guy, but John Harwood is putting me to sleep already.

Republican debate open thread.

Updates.

Are you guys feeling the Newtmentum too?

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  1. 1.

    The Dangerman

    November 9, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    Cain is complaining about putting stuff in the caboose? This IS performance art!

  2. 2.

    Spaghetti Lee

    November 9, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    Would you ladies and gentlemen like a wine menu for the evening?

  3. 3.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    “Taxes lead to jobs leaving the country”

    guess who?

  4. 4.

    Mnemosyne

    November 9, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Man, I’d love to make a Coach Sandusky joke here, but it may be too soon.

  5. 5.

    JPL

    November 9, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    Can I watch the porn show online?

  6. 6.

    David Koch

    November 9, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    The Republican debates are slowly alienating American voters, especially those of the brown persuasion

    Obama leads Mittens 67-24 among Latinos in new Univision poll, which is 7 pts less than what McCain received in 2008.

  7. 7.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    Maria, I just met a girl named Maria. . .

  8. 8.

    Samara Morgan

    November 9, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    Newt totally can win.
    All he needs is a pointy red hat.

  9. 9.

    jharp

    November 9, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    My dumbass republican friend just the other day mentioned how Newt was gaining….

    …after I asked him how it was that the GOP wasn’t been able to nominate a conservative in 2008 and has no chance in 2012 of nominating a conservative.

  10. 10.

    L. Ron Obama

    November 9, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Cain: “for every woman I’ve harassed, there are thousands I haven’t”

  11. 11.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Newt is going to go fucking ape shit on this panel.

  12. 12.

    General Stuck

    November 9, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    Poor wingnuts. It’s the big dance, and Cinderella is doing acid.

  13. 13.

    freddie

    November 9, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    The Euro crisis is going full-steam. Lets hope its NOT another bail-out for US taxpayers??

    Screw it.

    I bet M_C/Samara Morgan likes to kill puppies. Its just like a fox hunt…..Blah, Blah, Blah…..Un-believable, and YOU people went to school for that??

  14. 14.

    Lizzy L

    November 9, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    Cain is toast. I don’t even have to watch this train wreck, that quote at #10 suffices. (Head/desk.)

  15. 15.

    JCT

    November 9, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    @General Stuck: FTW!

  16. 16.

    L. Ron Obama

    November 9, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Man, this debate is boring. Without the ability to address each other directly, no one’s going to melt down.

  17. 17.

    Moonbatting Average

    November 9, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    @L. Ron Obama: Are you serious?!?! Please tell me you’re serious.

  18. 18.

    scav

    November 9, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    @Moonbatting Average: Guard Liveblog has it as

    Herman Cain says: “There are thousands that would say that none of that came from Herman Cain.”

  19. 19.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Bachmann “Go to General Axelrod in Chicago for his orders”. This fucking bitch is so stupid it’s unreal.

  20. 20.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    @Spaghetti Lee: Please. And someone give me the words for the drinking game. Kthnxbai.

  21. 21.

    L. Ron Obama

    November 9, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    @Moonbatting Average: Not a direct quote of course, it was closer to “for every woman who comes forward with these claims, there are thousands who will come forward that will not”. It was pretty bizarre

  22. 22.

    The Dangerman

    November 9, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    So, if everyone should pay a little income tax (Bachmann), how does a Capital Gains rate of zero collect taxes from those that get their money that way?

  23. 23.

    Raven (formerly stuckinred)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    Aw, Cramer gone.

  24. 24.

    L. Ron Obama

    November 9, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    Moderators, please, please let the candidates attack each other. I can read talking points anywhere guys

  25. 25.

    Raven

    November 9, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    Stuckinred gone too.

  26. 26.

    forked tongue

    November 9, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    Favorite quote from the comments at that Hot Air post:

    And the fact that we keep hearing the pablum that he [Romney] is the best candidate is a bunch of canard being forced down our throats by the establishment

  27. 27.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 9, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    @Raven: Man, I don’t even know who you are anymore.

  28. 28.

    Raven

    November 9, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Jane does.

  29. 29.

    MikeJ

    November 9, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    @forked tongue: They really hate Nicolas-François Canard because of his labour theory of value.

  30. 30.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 9, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    @MikeJ: And his Frenchiness.

  31. 31.

    burnspbesq

    November 9, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Because capital gains aren’t income, ya big silly. They are God’s reward for His chosen people.

  32. 32.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    @Raven (formerly stuckinred): But I want to call you stuckinred. And Happy Birthday Eve, buddy. (I’m not sure I’m in the group that can call you “dawg,” as was my initial instinct. I aim not to offend)

  33. 33.

    Raven

    November 9, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): You can call me Ray or you can call me Jay but you doesn’t have to call me. . .oops, that’s my real name!

    Thanks

  34. 34.

    Cacti

    November 9, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    When Bush won in 2004, he made a significant Hispanic outreach, and it paid off with 44% of the Hispanic vote.

    Raise your hand if you think any of the current Goopers will even crack 30%.

  35. 35.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    November 9, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    The Guardian liveblog notes that Hunstman is “playing the adult, pointing out that for people who have just lost their jobs, blathering on about long-term reform is no use.” Clearly he is positioning for a run as a Blue Dog, as the current GOP wants nothing like that kind of mature reasoning.

  36. 36.

    L. Ron Obama

    November 9, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    The only thing I get from this debate is that Cain lives to fight another day, unless he flashes his junk at Bartiromo within the next 26 minutes, and probably even then.

  37. 37.

    nastybrutishntall

    November 9, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    Some good points, some bad points.
    …
    in the song, anyway.

  38. 38.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    November 9, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    Another gem from the Guardian:

    Cain just referred to Nancy Pelosi, the then Speaker of the House, as “Princess Nancy”. He really does have a problem with women, doesn’t he?

    Priceless.

  39. 39.

    PeakVT

    November 9, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    @Cacti: They’re probably trying to suppress that amount.

  40. 40.

    Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason

    November 9, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    @Raven: Bye-bye Stuckinred. That’s OK, I think we can remember who you are. At least those of us without long-term loss of short-term memory will be able to.

  41. 41.

    Raven

    November 9, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    @Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason: Let’s see if temporarily Max Magee follows suit.

  42. 42.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    November 9, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    @Raven: I like keeping my fka, though I’m tempted to become accidentally like a martyr. And I will continue to address you as stuckinred, because I’m stubborn like that.

  43. 43.

    Raven

    November 9, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Aw, I’m cool like dat.

    The hurt gets worse and the heart gets harder

  44. 44.

    mclaren

    November 9, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    This would be encouraging, except that Barack Obama is also slowly alienating American voters. A few more assassinations of U.S. citizens without charges and without a trial, some austerity cuts to Medicare and Social Security while giving more whopping increases to military spending, a few more endless unwinnable wars in third world hellholes, a few more parts of his non-reform ACA getting quietly dropped by the White House as “unaffordable,” and Obama will wind up almost as unpopular as the republican presidential candidates.

    Wait till Europe slides into a recession after the EU breaks up and drags the U.S. down into a double dip and we get 12% unemployment as the “new normal.”

    Obama will learn the true meaning of “the American people becoming alienated.”

    When the Occupy movement turns into cities burning and Obama has to call out the national guard and order ’em to shoot their own wives and children, alienation will attain a whole new level of significance. The end of unsustainable regimes starts to become apparent when the the elites are forced to order the security forces to shoot and beat and imprison their own wives and children who are demonstrating in the streets…

  45. 45.

    lol

    November 9, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    In case any of you missed Perry’s epic implosion.

  46. 46.

    mclaren

    November 9, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Man, I don’t even know who you are anymore.

    One microscopic sand-grain added to the cosmological vastness of what you don’t know.

    When mathematicians seek sets so big that they dwarf transfinite numbers, they will find themselves forced to cite “What Omnes Omnibus doesn’t know.”

  47. 47.

    Brian S

    November 9, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    @lol: That was indeed brilliant.

    It just struck me that all the crazies are getting a chance to lead the race except Ron Paul. I wonder what Paulites are thinking at this point, or if their faith holds strong that he’ll be able to pull it out once people start voting?

  48. 48.

    mclaren

    November 9, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    @lol:

    I’m sorry, but you’ll have to be a little more specific. Which one of Perry’s epic implosions? The speech he gave when he was drunk? His fumbling bumbling stumbling bungling performance at the last debate? His suggestion a few years ago that Texas should secede from the Union?

    We have to know which epic implosion you’re talking about. That latest YouTube clip you linked to is just one among so many…

    “Perry’s epic implosion” is like “the allegation that Herman Cain sexually harrassed a woman,” it’s a very large set.

  49. 49.

    Caz

    November 9, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    Where do you get that the debates are slowly alienating American voters?? That’s totally false. The debates are giving American voters (the few that are actually watching them, lol) a chance to distinguish the R candidates from one another. The BS allegations against Cain haven’t hurt him, and he will be a formidable opponent for Obama. And since Obama has to run on an actual record this time instead of just hopes and dreams, he will lose to a candidate with small govt policies, like Cain.

    I will admit though that no matter how poorly Obama is doing as president, he will always get plenty of votes from groups that will vote D no matter what: unions, minorities, lifetime liberals, teachers, and all the Pauls that the govt is giving Peter’s money to after robbing Peter. That’s a pretty big conglomerate voting block for Obama that is locked in no matter what he does as prez.

    But I don’t see Obama beating a legit R candidate like Cain with unemployment so high, no economic recovery in sight, housing market in the crapper, and waste/fraud/abuse rampant in the govt.

    I know in this little Buffoon-Juice echo chamber, things seem peachy, but in the real world, people are not happy with the current leadership and are itching to get a new point of view in the White House. Obama is in trouble if Cain wins the nomination.

    You all ought to be rooting for Bachmann, Newt, or Perry to win the nod. If Romney or Cain wins it, Obama is out.

  50. 50.

    Surreal American

    November 9, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    @Caz:

    As a troll, you’re an improvement over Reality Check. That’s not saying much, though.

  51. 51.

    Shalimar

    November 9, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    @Caz: Cain is over. He has no chance. As for Romney, I think there is serious doubt over whether he is for or against being elected president. He might not be running on election day.

  52. 52.

    amk

    November 9, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    @Caz: May your words come true and cain is your nominee. 420 EV’s guaranteed and we retake house and increase senate majority. Please keep pushing for cain.

  53. 53.

    handy

    November 9, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    @Caz:

    Cain is an amateur. He’s never gotten in this far in any run for public office and it’s showing. He’s not lasting past New Hampshire (assuming he even hangs in that long).

  54. 54.

    Caz

    November 9, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    Please explain what makes me a troll? I’ve been reading the blogs on this site for a long time and I regularly comment. Am I a troll just because I’m the lone voice of disagreement here? At what point am I no longer a troll? How many posts must I participate in to not be a troll?

    I have a feeling that I’m a troll merely because I disagree with you. And by “you,” I mean every single person who posts comments or blogs on here other than me, since it appears that I’m the only non-card carrying member of the socialist party that ever comments.

    Someone please define troll for me, and tell me what it takes for me to not be a troll anymore.

    Not that I mind being a troll, whatever the hell that means anyway, but I’m just curious how I get past being a troll.

  55. 55.

    AxelFoley

    November 9, 2011 at 11:34 pm

    @mclaren:

    Damn, you’re an annoying fuckwit. You and that other fuckwit Caz.

  56. 56.

    TenguPhule

    November 10, 2011 at 12:13 am

    I root for a mclaren & Caz Wetsuit dildo murder suicide.

  57. 57.

    HarlequinGnoll

    November 10, 2011 at 1:21 am

    Newtmentum sounds like one of the heavy metals…the kind that are cancer risks.

  58. 58.

    Ian

    November 10, 2011 at 4:57 am

    @mclaren:
    Pass the crack, homes.

  59. 59.

    Ian

    November 10, 2011 at 5:00 am

    @amk:
    And you pass the pot, i’m jonesing

  60. 60.

    Ian

    November 10, 2011 at 5:03 am

    @Caz:
    Kinda gave you away

    unions, minorities, lifetime liberals, teachers, and all the Pauls that the govt is giving Peter’s money to after robbing Peter.

    The last example is hypothetical, and the other four groups sound like some cool people.

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