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NFL Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 13, 20111:15 pm| 54 Comments

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Steelers v. Bengals, 7-0 Steelers right now.

That first td should not have counted, because Ben was over the line of scrimmage.

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  1. 1.

    cathyx

    November 13, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Good on you for being fair about the giveaway to the Steelers.

  2. 2.

    Joel

    November 13, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    The Bengals, like the Bills, are regressing to the mean anyways. This should be a walk for the Steelers.

  3. 3.

    Mark B.

    November 13, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    I didn’t see the play, but the rule is the throw is legal if the thrower has any portion of his body behind the line. So, if he even had one toe behind the line, the throw is legal.

  4. 4.

    lamh35

    November 13, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    Geaux Saints!

  5. 5.

    Mark B.

    November 13, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    Bills are letting the Cowboys build a big lead to get Romo relaxed for his traditional second half interception storm. They better be careful or they might be facing Kitna or McGee in the 4th.

  6. 6.

    Raven

    November 13, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Go Falcons go Bears!

  7. 7.

    Mark B.

    November 13, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    And how the hell did Laurent Robinson get cut twice this year? That guy can play.

  8. 8.

    Steeplejack

    November 13, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    All I have is Redskins-Dolphins. Sigh. Hope the four o’clock games are better.

  9. 9.

    Dino

    November 13, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    You are way too fair minded for a Steelers fan.

  10. 10.

    Kathleen

    November 13, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    Go Steelers!!!

  11. 11.

    Yutsano

    November 13, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    @Steeplejack: Not really. One of them is Ravens-Seachickens. So unless you want to witness a slaughter, I suggest doing something else.

    But hey the Cougs won. :)

  12. 12.

    JGabriel

    November 13, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    Shorter Katie Roiphe @ NYT: Only dumb bitches are offended by sexual harrassment, we sure worry more about men’s feelings.

  13. 13.

    Mark S.

    November 13, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    Enormous, mendacious, disembodied anus

    Where on earth did that tagline come from?

  14. 14.

    piratedan

    November 13, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    @Mark S.: it’s from the 2nd verse of the Laverne and Shirley theme song

  15. 15.

    Yutsano

    November 13, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    @JGabriel: Wow. That was vapid. And she teaches journalism. Yowza.

  16. 16.

    The Dangerman

    November 13, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    @Yutsano:

    One of them is Ravens-Seachickens…

    Flashing back to Palin and the Turkey. *shudders*

  17. 17.

    piratedan

    November 13, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    @Yutsano: maybe she’s a graduate from the Rudolph Murdoch school of journalism and ethics

  18. 18.

    burnspbesq

    November 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    “Hope the four o’clock games are better.”

    Giants – Niners has potential. As does Jets vs. Loathsome Bahstan Scum.

  19. 19.

    cathyx

    November 13, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    @JGabriel: She’s getting reamed (figuratively, not literally speaking) in the comment section.

  20. 20.

    Joel

    November 13, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    @JGabriel: Snooty, pretentious and pseudointellectual. Are we sure this isn’t a Camille Paglia article?

  21. 21.

    cathyx

    November 13, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    @piratedan: It’s a mondegreen.

  22. 22.

    JGabriel

    November 13, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    Huh, that shorter is supposed to read: “… we should worry more about men’s feelings.”

    Ah, well. I’m outta here for the Manhattan BJ Wines & Spirits Drinkathon. Later, friends.

    .

  23. 23.

    Mark S.

    November 13, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    And, in fact, the majority of women in the workplace are not tender creatures and are largely adept at dealing with all varieties of uncomfortable or hostile situations. Show me a smart, competent young professional woman who is utterly derailed by a verbal unwanted sexual advance or an inappropriate comment about her appearance, and I will show you a rare spotted owl.

    Today’s women have no problem going to a job interview where the prospective employer shoves their head into his crotch and asks “Do you want this job or not?” It’s just the playful banter between the sexes that has been going on since the dawn of time.

    Feminists just have no sense of humor. Maybe why that’s why they can never get a man.

  24. 24.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 13, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    And, in fact, the majority of women in the workplace are not tender creatures and are largely adept at dealing with all varieties of uncomfortable or hostile situations. Show me a smart, competent young professional woman who is utterly derailed by a verbal unwanted sexual advance or an inappropriate comment about her appearance, and I will show you a rare spotted owl.

    When obtuse fuckheadedness hits $50 a gallon, I want drilling rights to this idiot’s head.

  25. 25.

    piratedan

    November 13, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    @cathyx: thnx Cathy…. while I was snarkin, you went the extra mile and made me look it up and I am definitely better for it, liked the concept of soramimi too.

  26. 26.

    Svensker

    November 13, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    When obtuse fuckheadedness hits $50 a gallon, I want drilling rights to this idiot’s head

    That is beautiful.

  27. 27.

    Svensker

    November 13, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    Dang. Great effort by Mendenhall. And happy to see my old friend Jericho Cotchery doing well, but I can’t root for Rapelesburger. I just can’t.

    Go Bengals!

  28. 28.

    Roxsie

    November 13, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    Switching back and forth between two very good games. Steelers Bengals and Falcons Saints. Thankfully it’s keeping my mind off of what I learned in the last post about the cover ups at Penn St

  29. 29.

    Kathy

    November 13, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    So, anyone want to talk Eagle’s/Cardinals? … Yeah, me neither.

  30. 30.

    BD of MN

    November 13, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    When obtuse fuckheadedness hits $50 a gallon, I want drilling rights to this idiot’s head.

    Yes, but supply is vasty exceeding demand, and peak fuckheadedness isn’t yet on the horizon…

  31. 31.

    cathyx

    November 13, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    I’ve got one football game on TV right now and it’s not the Steelers game. But I do have a good choice of infomercials to watch.

  32. 32.

    suzanne

    November 13, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: WORD.

    When are these fuckers going to get it through their melons that it’s the fiftieth comment that’s the problem, not the first? GOD.

  33. 33.

    scav

    November 13, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    I’d really love to see the reactions of all the brave oppressed men complaining about women just being overly sensitive react to a gay boss’s slapping their butts every time they walk by their cube or grabbing their head in a taxi and asking about how badly they want a raise. Yes, I know this particular idiot (with established idiocy drilling rights clearly established) is of the other persuasion, but there is a choir she’s pole-dancing to.

  34. 34.

    Joel

    November 13, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    @Roxsie: Dome games on television make my head hurt.

  35. 35.

    4jkb4ia

    November 13, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Browns have just missed a 24-yard FG to take the lead on a bad snap. It’s the 2-minute warning. This was bizarre enough to mention.

  36. 36.

    Roxsie

    November 13, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    The dome din with the muffled stadium announcer must have an hurt the coaches head too. Onside kick with 4 minutes left? Their defense that bad?

  37. 37.

    James E. Powell

    November 13, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    @4jkb4ia:

    The football gods have cursed the Cleveland Browns, v2.0.

  38. 38.

    4jkb4ia

    November 13, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    Also too, Pat Shurmur ran three very conservative running plays with 1st and goal inside the 10 because the Rams essentially had nothing doing on offense the whole second half and he thought he had the FG–and then he didn’t. So the fans are booing now.

  39. 39.

    Raven

    November 13, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    @Roxsie: What do you think now?

  40. 40.

    Roxsie

    November 13, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    Ha! That coach has some good offensive players

  41. 41.

    Suffern ACE

    November 13, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    @Kathy:

    So, anyone want to talk Eagle’s/Cardinals? … Yeah, me neither.

    Imagine Larry Fitzgerald on the Saints or Packers. Well, that’s not really about the game itself, but imagining much different games. This game makes the mind wander.

  42. 42.

    Joel

    November 13, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    @Suffern ACE: or the Patriots, Cowboys, Steelers, Panthers even. Long story short, the Cardinals are awful (yet they have a good shot at beating the Eagles right now).

  43. 43.

    Mark B.

    November 13, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    Cardinals taking the lead on Philly. Andy Reid is supposed to be a genius, but he seems to have a talent for doing less with more, more so than any other head coach that I’ve seen.

  44. 44.

    Roxsie

    November 13, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    Oh no. Fox affiliate is switching to the 49er game right in the middle of over time. What kind of crap is that

  45. 45.

    Suffern ACE

    November 13, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    @Mark B.: When Norv Turner retires, Reid might have that crown all to himself.

  46. 46.

    Mark B.

    November 13, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Vick picked. It’s over, Eagles crash again.

  47. 47.

    Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

    November 13, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Even though the Bears now lead the Lions 10-0 (and the Bears are driving again), this one could still be a good game. It has the makings.

  48. 48.

    Yutsano

    November 13, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    The Seahacks are leading before halftime. I didn’t think that was legal.

  49. 49.

    Chuck Butcher

    November 13, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    It is a good thing I don’t take rooting for the Browns very seriously – ya know, things like Crisis Line intervention, etc would be the outcome.

  50. 50.

    Raven

    November 13, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    @Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again): Hahahahahahahahahah!

  51. 51.

    Raven

    November 13, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    DA BEARZ!

  52. 52.

    Raven

    November 13, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    Cheap shot motherfucker Nick Fairley has taken it to the next level.

  53. 53.

    WaterGirl

    November 13, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    @Raven: Can I take that to mean that the Bears won? (I have family at the game so I always like to know the outcome and the google doesn’t seem to know the result yet.)

  54. 54.

    arguingwithsignposts

    November 13, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    I’ve had kids for the past two days. did i miss anything?

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