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Sunday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 13, 20118:27 pm| 109 Comments

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Pretty good sports weekend- WVU wins, Steelers win, ravens lose, and on top of all that, I just checked my email and some nice woman in the UK wants to send me two million pounds if I just give her my bank information.

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  1. 1.

    Mustang Bobby

    November 13, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    some nice woman in the UK wants to send me two million pounds if I just give her my bank information

    That brazen hussy. She promised me the same thing.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    November 13, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Saints and Falcons fought hard for the right to be the team that most deserved to lose the game. Thankfully, Atlanta wanted it more.

  3. 3.

    Jesse Ewiak

    November 13, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    Is her name Elizabeth? Because if it was, she has lots of money to give out.

  4. 4.

    Dee Loralei

    November 13, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    John, I can’t link a great new song about the Occupy movement, because I am a luddite idiot. It’s by Makana called We Are the Many. He sang it last night at the Obama’s APEC Luau. Kid took it to the 1% LOL. Can someone front page it? It needs to get spread around.

  5. 5.

    Mustang Bobby

    November 13, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    By the way, I watched The Bank Dick (1940 W.C. Fields classic, not the one about Bank of America) and The Voyage of the Dawn Treader as part of my support of the Dolphins; if I don’t watch, they win. They did.

  6. 6.

    khead

    November 13, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    some nice woman in the UK wants to send me two million pounds if I just give her my bank information

    I’m sorry to hear that she catnapped Tunch.

  7. 7.

    patrick II

    November 13, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    I would like to encourage all future Bear opponents to continue to punt the football to Devin Hester.
    That is all.

  8. 8.

    General Stuck

    November 13, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    @Jesse Ewiak:

    Is her name Elizabeth?

    Her name was Joanne, and she lived in a meadow by a pond.

  9. 9.

    Elliecat

    November 13, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    some nice woman in the UK wants to send me two million pounds Mine was some poor lady with ovarian cancer in Burkina Faso who has only two days to live so I better help her fast!

  10. 10.

    Suffern ACE

    November 13, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    @khead: The Ransom of Big Cat is one of the better known O Henry stories.

  11. 11.

    Xecky Gilchrist

    November 13, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    @efgoldman: Two million pounds of what?

    If it’s beef, don’t do it! Mad cow prions!

  12. 12.

    Southern Beale

    November 13, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    In a sane world, this story about how Mitt Romney destroyed a company and threw nearly 2,000 people out of work would disqualify him from the presidential race, especially during these tough economic times.

    Perhaps, in this newly awakened consciousness sparked by the 99% movement, it will.

  13. 13.

    Mark B.

    November 13, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    Ask her to send pictures. I bet she is also teh hawt, in addition to being super rich. This is your ticket to many happy endings, John, you simply have to seize the moment!

  14. 14.

    Elliecat

    November 13, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    @General Stuck: My only thoughts of her are kind.

  15. 15.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 13, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    Damn. Everyone has beaten me to the obvious jokes about the woman with the two million pounds to give away.

    Well, at least she’s not from Lagos. Or Wasilla. Then you’d know for sure it was a scam.

  16. 16.

    RossInDetroit

    November 13, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    @Southern Beale:

    In a sane world, this story about how Mitt Romney destroyed a company and threw nearly 2,000 people out of work would disqualify him from the presidential race, especially during these tough economic times.

    Someone here described that story as ‘devastating’ so I read it. I thought it was fairly even handed. They described Bain improving and expanding the company, which is what it should have done. Smart management decisions to turn around an under-performing firm.
    The bad part was they ran up its debt paying themselves vast sums and the company went bankrupt, wiping out the stockholders and many jobs. They weren’t incompetent, just way (squared) too greedy.

  17. 17.

    jl

    November 13, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    If I ever said anything offensive to true blue American Football fans, I apologize. Ha ha. I was just joking.

    Did I ever sneer at US football? Only in jest.

    Two mystery teams have infiltrated the SF Bay area, and seem to be winning these football sporting contests on a regular basis.

    Niners on top of a very weak conference. And duh Raiduhs is on top a da conference. But in this case, I think it means that they are just falling down more slowly.

    My interest in this US football may return, I will have to learn up on sticky wickets, buggered rucks, and double dog reverse suplexes, I guess.

  18. 18.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 13, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    @RossInDetroit:

    The bad part was they ran up its debt paying themselves vast sums and the company went bankrupt, wiping out the stockholders and many jobs. They weren’t incompetent, just way (squared) too greedy.

    In other words, they looted the company.

    You know, in the 17th century they dealt with pirates severely.

  19. 19.

    Joel

    November 13, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    With Brady scuffling, the Patriots look terrible. Right now, however, the Jets look more terrible.

  20. 20.

    Litlebritdifrnt2

    November 13, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    @RossInDetroit:

    Because that is what they do. (Tears of the Sun).

  21. 21.

    RossInDetroit

    November 13, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Well, they didn’t kill the company, they just put it on life support for a while. It ended up being bought by Siemens for a lot more than it was worth before Bain stepped in. Romney effectively increased its value, but they paid themselves enormous sums in management fees and almost sunk the whole thing. The article is worth a read. A little less greed would have saved a lot of jobs and stockholder value.

  22. 22.

    Roger Moore

    November 13, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    @jl:

    And duh Raiduhs is on top a da conference. But in this case, I think it means that they are just falling down more slowly.

    They’d better watch out for the Tim Tebow machine, which is currently on a roll. Tbogg must be about ready to slit his wrists.

  23. 23.

    rikyrah

    November 13, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    I love Once Upon A Time

  24. 24.

    Evolving Deep Southerner (tense changed for accuracy)

    November 13, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    Well Georgia beat Auburn like people used to beat their children. So that’s a good thing.

    And even better, I am headed to beautiful Raleigh, North Carolina for a brand-new gig in a brand-new city.

    I’ve been there all of three times now, interviewing and hunting places to live and signing leases and such. Seems to be much as I’ve heard it described to me, a really good place to live, a little island of something cool floating in the middle of the rest of the South. I get the same vibe from the place, and from its people, that I got in Athens in the late 1980s as an undergraduate. I hope that’s how it is, anyway.

    It sure can’t be any shittier than living in Seneca, South Carolina at the dawn of the Nikki Haley era. Fuck this place. They’ll deserve what happens to them, whatever that ends up being. I’d just as soon not stick around for it.

    I’ll be glad to get the hell out of Clemson.

  25. 25.

    trollhattan

    November 13, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    Huh, so the Seahawks helped out the Stillers…whodathunk?

    My kid’s soccer team is 7-0-2, so there’s that sports triumph. All under-10 grrlz should watch out.

  26. 26.

    Jay in Oregon

    November 13, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    You guys are pikers.

    I have an email from none other than Timothy Geithner, Secretary of the Treasury, who is prepared to send me $6.5 million as soon as I send him $150.00 to cover the processing costs…

  27. 27.

    cathyx

    November 13, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    I wonder if your UK woman knows my Nigerian man.

  28. 28.

    cathyx

    November 13, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    @cathyx: And I bet both can increase my manly size if I buy their products.

  29. 29.

    Suffern ACE

    November 13, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: That would be the feature of Private Equity.

  30. 30.

    Joel

    November 13, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    @efgoldman: He might have rented Brett Favre, too. That last pass was under thrown into into quadruple zone coverage.

  31. 31.

    lamh35

    November 13, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Ugh. Never much of a Tom Cruise fan , but I will def, maybe, prob be seeing the next Mission Impossible.

  32. 32.

    Jay C

    November 13, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    So John, when you get that two million quid from the nice lady in the UK, will you able to get a better host for BJuice? So we can finally add “goodbye!!” to FYWP???

    Please?

  33. 33.

    Suffern ACE

    November 13, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    @Jay C: Nah. We’ll just get the same FYWP, but with heated seats.

  34. 34.

    gnomedad

    November 13, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    Google is only offering me a million dollars in celebration of their anniversary. Cheapskates.

  35. 35.

    Linda Featheringill

    November 13, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    @Dee Loralei: #4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3BYw4xjxE

    We are the many, Makana

  36. 36.

    RossInDetroit

    November 13, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    @Suffern ACE:

    I’d settle for more cupholders. I get tired of holding my latte between my knees.

    @lamh35:

    Not a Cruise fan either. Most of the films he’s best known for I really don’t like. If it wasn’t for two smaller roles playing against type – Magnolia and Tropic Thunder – I’d dismiss him altogether. But he was GOOD in those.

  37. 37.

    YellowJournalism

    November 13, 2011 at 9:43 pm

    Rikyrah: I love Once Upon a Time, too. I didn’t think it would be that good, but it is fast becoming my new favorite. I started to watch Grimm, thinking it would be the better show. Been a little disappointed with it. Doesn’t pop enough for me. The lead actor doesn’t have enough charisma. I would rather have watched a show about the aunt’s life as a Grimm.

    And Robert Carlyle is magnificent as Rumplestilskin.

  38. 38.

    Punchy

    November 13, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    some nice woman in the UK wants to send me two million pounds

    That’s one fat chick.

  39. 39.

    Raven

    November 13, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    Got to see the Hokies beat Tech and the Dawgs de-jewel War Eagle both in person. . . priceless!

    And da Berz slapped the shit out of the Lions!

  40. 40.

    lamh35

    November 13, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    I have never played Call of Duty, I’ve never wanted to play Call of Duty, I’ve never even stood by and watched anyone else play it either, but if I gotta congratulate whoever their ad people are, cause I kinda love the new commercial with Sam Worthington and the newly slimmed-down Jonah Hill. At first I thought Sam Worthington was Channing Tatum since Tatum and Hill are both starring in the film version of “21 Jump Street”. I REALLY enjoy Sam Worthington.

    Official Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 – The Vet & The n00b

  41. 41.

    Raven

    November 13, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    @lamh35: He was good as Ron Kovic.

  42. 42.

    Yutsano

    November 13, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    @Raven: Two out of three football weekend for me. And the other Dawgs lost. Ordered a pizza and washing clothes. All in all not too shabby a night.

    @lamh35: Sam is definitely one nice piece of Aussie. :)

  43. 43.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 13, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    @Evolving Deep Southerner (tense changed for accuracy):

    I know both cities.

    You’ve made a good choice. Best of success to you.

  44. 44.

    The Dangerman

    November 13, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    @cathyx:

    And I bet both can increase my manly size if I buy their products.

    And possibly keep things interesting for 4 hours (they talk of it like it’s a bad thing; hell, by hour 3, I’m still calling people I know).

  45. 45.

    Violet

    November 13, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    @RossInDetroit:
    I’m not a Tom Cruise fan either, but I still love him in Risky Business. I watched it again a few years ago. It’s so subversive. I don’t think it would even get made these days.

  46. 46.

    jl

    November 13, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    The intertubes postal services, how does he work?

    At TPM, looks like John Dickerson, CBS’s new ‘political director’ (whatever that means) cc’d Bachmann campaign on message to CBS staff that they would give her less time because she has dropped in the polls.

    TPM
    11.12.2011 — 10:11 PM
    Okay, Buckle Up

    And if I understand the Tbogg (and Tbogg;s Greenwald link), the WaPo ombudsman tried to go ‘off the record’ in an email that he sent to a member of the public? I must have misunderstood and got that one wrong.

    Anyway, I did not know the paper had some new goofballl to be their sadsack apologist in chief.

    Patrick Pexton Wants To Hang On To His Fake Job
    By: TBogg Friday November 11, 2011 11:16 am

    No links since they seem to mess up posting comments, I figure people will be reading those blogs anyway.

  47. 47.

    eemom

    November 13, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    and yet, when a well known internet panhandler shows up here talking about being homeless, every idiot in sight sucks it right up. Funny that.

  48. 48.

    Sly

    November 13, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    @lamh35:
    The Skyrim Commercial is also hotness.

  49. 49.

    eemom

    November 13, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    @Violet:

    Sometimes ya just gotta say, what the FUCK.

  50. 50.

    lamh35

    November 13, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    Advertisers pull ads from Penn State games

    LOS ANGELES (TheWrap.com) – Beyond the profound embarrassment and ethical questions surrounding the sexual abuse scandal at Penn State, the controversy is also hurting the University’s bottom line.

    The Wall Street Journal reported on Sunday that no less than six advertisers have pulled their commercials from upcoming Penn State football broadcasts on ESPN.

    “I have multiple advertisers pulling ads from the ESPN broadcast,” one media buyer told the Journal. “I am advising my clients to move out of games for the short term,” another buyer added.

    The Journal’s report followed an announcement on Friday that Cars.com would pull its commercials from the school’s upcoming games.

  51. 51.

    rikyrah

    November 13, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    I am a Tom Cruise fan…he’s whacked, but I like him..

    and I will be there for Mission Impossible :)

  52. 52.

    lamh35

    November 13, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    @Sly: wow. that looks like a movie I would see and that’s for a video game?

  53. 53.

    Michael Carpet

    November 13, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    @18 jl: ahem, the 8-1 49ers have only had one confernce game; 7of their wins are from other confernces, and their only loss was in overtime. What a differnce a year, and a coach, make.

  54. 54.

    lamh35

    November 13, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    um ok, so Obama giving a press conference in Honolulu from APEC Summit, ya know, a real foreign policy event that may have some effect on international relations and ALL the questions from US press corps is about the GOP debate, as if POTUS hasn’t kinda been busy with ya know international stuff?

    Ugh!! the US press corp is an embarassment.

  55. 55.

    Brian S

    November 13, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    I’ve stopped paying attention to football except for those two weeks when the Saints play the Falcons, so yay for this week.

    Now for some fun. My spouse had one of her classes do adaptations, so one group made a choose your own adventure story out of badly-written Harry Potter fanfic. Yes, that may seem a little redundant, but this is Bulwer-Lytton quality bad writing, so bad it’s hilarious. I offer it to you with no apologies.

  56. 56.

    Suffern ACE

    November 13, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    @lamh35: As Brad Delong pointed out today, in a GOP debate nominally about foreign policy, not one question was asked about Europe or the Euro Crisis. If it ain’t Israel or bomb related, our press corp gets bored.

  57. 57.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    November 13, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    @Michael Carpet:

    ahem, the 8-1 49ers have only had one confernce game; 7of their wins are from other confernces, and their only loss was in overtime. What a differnce a year, and a coach, make.

    You mean one Division game, not Conference game. Seven of their nine games are against NFC teams.

  58. 58.

    Roger Moore

    November 13, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    @Brian S:

    Yes, that may seem a little redundant, but this is Bulwer-Lytton quality bad writing, so bad it’s hilarious.

    Sorry, that writing doesn’t rise to the level of Bulwer-Lytton. Bulwer-Lytton is about trying to write great literature but just missing in a way that makes it hilariously bad. That stuff was written by people who just had no idea what a good story is or what good prose sounds like. It’s still hilariously bad, but in a completely different way.

  59. 59.

    lamh35

    November 13, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    @lamh35:

    ugh some woman actually asked why no Hawaiian shirts and grass skirts or something.

    Obama’s respone :got rid of APEC funny shirt photo op because “we’re here for business”!

    freedom of the press…more like a flock of dummies.

  60. 60.

    Brian S

    November 13, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    @Roger Moore: They’re actually really good writers, for undergrads. They’re aping the fanfic style to good effect.

  61. 61.

    John Weiss

    November 13, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    New England vs. the Jets: game of the week? Please!

  62. 62.

    David Koch

    November 13, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    @eemom:

    and yet, when a well known internet panhandler shows up here talking about being homeless, every idiot in sight sucks it right up.

    I didn’t know Greece panhandles on this blog.

  63. 63.

    amk

    November 13, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    Have you guyz seen who made the cut on time’s person of the year this year ?

    Read and weep.

    No wonder both amurika and time are in the toilet.

  64. 64.

    Roger Moore

    November 13, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    @Brian S:
    Ah, I misunderstood. I thought they put the thing together by excerpting fanfic they had found somewhere. If they actually wrote that themselves as a parody of bad fanfic, they’re showing some talent.

  65. 65.

    Brian S

    November 13, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    @Roger Moore: Yeah. Even the misspellings are deliberate. I’m hopeful they’ll be in the class I’m teaching next semester.

  66. 66.

    Suffern ACE

    November 13, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    @amk: Well, to be fair, WE over here, didn’t vote a soccer star to the number three position. But who even put Casey Anothny on the list for consideration?

  67. 67.

    Yutsano

    November 13, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    So had to go with plan B: chicken marsala and tater skins. Let’s just hope they made it the proper way.

  68. 68.

    amk

    November 13, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    @Suffern ACE: As you said, you have lotsa other losers to answer for.

  69. 69.

    Brian S

    November 13, 2011 at 11:14 pm

    Just came across this: David Brin rips Frank Miller a couple of new orifices over his Occupy Wall Street comments, using 300 as a the ripping device. It’s beautiful.

  70. 70.

    Suffern ACE

    November 13, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    @amk: I don’t know. 7 of the top 10 aren’t bad. We (the 99%) voted for ourselves in droves. It’s like the year Time made “You” the person of the year. We probably deserve more than anyone the editors would come up with.

  71. 71.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 13, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    Interesting. The (retired) VP of Finance at PSU, the guy nominally in charge of the campus police, to whom the Sandusky shower incident was reported, receives a pension of $27,558 per month. Per month!

    I could retire on $27k/mo.

  72. 72.

    jl

    November 13, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    @Michael Carpet: Hey, wait a minute, I did not imply anything about the Niners not being tested…

    Oh… wait… I guess I did.

    This American futbol, how does it work?

  73. 73.

    Brian S

    November 13, 2011 at 11:21 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Shit, I could retire on that per year.

  74. 74.

    eemom

    November 13, 2011 at 11:26 pm

    @David Koch:

    go acquire the skill of fucking yourself, and practice until you get it right.

  75. 75.

    Dee Loralei

    November 13, 2011 at 11:29 pm

    @Linda Featheringill: Thanks. You can download it for free too @ MakenaMusic.com I really like the song. A voice of the movement.

  76. 76.

    Martin

    November 13, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    Well, I’ve got funeral #8 of the year this week. This has been a really rough year.

  77. 77.

    Joel

    November 13, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    When cement-shoes Ninkovich takes you in for a pick-6, then the game is over. The Patriots by no means looked good tonight, but the Jets looked awful.

  78. 78.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    November 13, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    @Brian S: That Brin article was something else, damn.

  79. 79.

    Steeplejack

    November 13, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    @RossInDetroit:

    I haven’t seen it in a long time, but Cruise was good in All the Right Moves (1983) as a high school jock trying to parley his talent into a ticket out of a small Rust Belt town. Craig T. Nelson was good as the slightly sinister football coach.

    Also The Firm (1993), opposite Gene Hackman, where Cruise plays an eager-beaver young lawyer who signs up with the firm from hell.

    And, finally, Collateral (2004), in which Cruise plays a laconic hit man.

    Cruise seems to do best when he’s not trying to do too much. Either that or he’s only good for one outstanding role about every five years.

  80. 80.

    Steeplejack

    November 13, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    I am flabbergasted. That is $330,000 a year, which is probably, what, 60-70% of his final salary, which would put it in the range of $470,000 to $550,000.

    I know big colleges are being organized and run more like corporations, but this just leaves me gobsmacked. Sky-high salaries for the “executives,” much less for the rank and file “workers” (teachers). And an ever increasing financial burden on the backs of the students.

  81. 81.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 13, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    @Steeplejack: I have a soft spot for Cruise because in my youth I was sometimes said to resemble him. I like him in Rain Man and even Jerry Maguire, because I think he handles “Arrogant Guy On the Verge of a Breakdown” rather well. He’s terrible when he’s just swaggering, like in Cocktail and Color of Money and that car-racing movie.

  82. 82.

    handy

    November 13, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    I loved him in Tropic Thunder. That was pure fun.

  83. 83.

    kdaug

    November 14, 2011 at 12:04 am

    @Martin: How’d #8 drop? (Hoping sudden and swift).

  84. 84.

    suzanne

    November 14, 2011 at 12:05 am

    I did some grocery shopping today at Trader Joe’s, and I bought a box of The Best Treat EVAR, a.k.a. Candy Cane Joe-Joes. I ate one, and I think my mouth came. I had an oralgasm.

    Spent much of the day studying for my Structural Systems ARE. Ask me about moment-resisting frames. Go ahead. ASK ME.

    Here’s a cute kitteh. And the older spawn had her first piano recital this weekend.

  85. 85.

    Martin

    November 14, 2011 at 12:07 am

    @kdaug: #8 was my father in law. Broken hip on Monday. Heart failure yesterday. 4 others were cancer. 1 heart attack (my age). 1 hit by a car (my age). 1 suicide. Rough year.

  86. 86.

    suzanne

    November 14, 2011 at 12:09 am

    @Martin: Hugs. That’s brutal, and I’m sorry.

    Dark times pass. I’ll keep you in my thoughts.

  87. 87.

    Steeplejack

    November 14, 2011 at 12:10 am

    @handy:

    No argument there. I was mentioning some movies that RossInDetroit didn’t.

  88. 88.

    eemom

    November 14, 2011 at 12:15 am

    @FlipYrWhig:

    heh. One of my college friends bore an uncanny resemblance to Cruise as well
    — guess there’s one in every decade or so.

    I never had anything against him as an actor — the Scientology shit, OTOH…..but then, to each self-obsessed Hollywood mini-god his own, I guess.

  89. 89.

    Yutsano

    November 14, 2011 at 12:16 am

    @Steeplejack: That pattern suggests once a decade. But I’m just being pedantic for no good reason.

    That and chicken marsala is NOT a cream sauce. What I got is insanely delicious and may indeed have marsala wine flavoring. But it is not chicken marsala.

  90. 90.

    Redshift

    November 14, 2011 at 12:18 am

    @Steeplejack: Yeah, funny how wingnuts only think it’s “unfair” that public employees get pensions when the rest of us are stuck with IRAs, but don’t think it’s unfair that execs get them.

  91. 91.

    Roger Moore

    November 14, 2011 at 12:21 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Cruise seems to do best when he’s not trying to do too much.

    I think he did a lot to help Dustin Hoffman win the Oscar in Rain Man and Paul Newman to win in The Color of Money. The key is that in those movies he was an actor rather than a movie star. When he’s just trying to flash his charisma and hope that will be enough to carry a movie, get ready to be disappointed.

  92. 92.

    handy

    November 14, 2011 at 12:34 am

    @Roger Moore:

    Nicholson was nominated because of the courtroom scene. I’m trying to figure out whether Cruise was a help or a hindrance in that. On balance probably a help. But man does he flash that manic charisma thing in the process.

  93. 93.

    Steeplejack

    November 14, 2011 at 12:35 am

    @Yutsano:

    Well, if you throw in Tropic Thunder (2008) and Magnolia (1999), which RossInDetroit mentioned, that’s about one every five years. I’ll throw in Born on the Fourth of July (1989) to cover the gap between All the Right Movies and The Firm. Sorry I didn’t spell it all out for you.

  94. 94.

    burnspbesq

    November 14, 2011 at 12:38 am

    Don’t know what this Masterpiece Contemporary thing that is serving as background noise is, but it’s unwatchable despite the presence of Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman.

  95. 95.

    handy

    November 14, 2011 at 12:38 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Oops! Didn’t see Ross’s original comment you were replying to. Carry on!

  96. 96.

    kdaug

    November 14, 2011 at 12:41 am

    @Martin: Had a bunch on my end too this year.

    Condolences, particularly for the wife.

  97. 97.

    2liberal

    November 14, 2011 at 12:48 am

    Pretty good sports weekend- WVU wins, Steelers win, ravens lose, and on top of all that

    the steelers winning sucks, but a nice Patriots win to make up for it. Cardinals won their second ni a row, D is looking much better.

    Cole, don’t miss that oppty for the 2million pounds !!

  98. 98.

    2liberal

    November 14, 2011 at 12:49 am

    @burnspbesq:

    Don’t know what this Masterpiece Contemporary thing that is serving as background noise is, but it’s unwatchable despite the presence of Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman

    weren’t you watching Pats / Jets ??

  99. 99.

    Sly

    November 14, 2011 at 1:05 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Cruise seems to do best when he’s not trying to do too much. Either that or he’s only good for one outstanding role about every five years.

    Tom Cruise seems to do best when the movie isn’t about him, which typically takes place when he has to work opposite someone who is either (a) a much more experienced actor or (b) as part of an ensemble.

    Creating a movie as a “star vehicle” will generally, I find, result in mediocrity, because the star has to shine and for the star to shine everyone else has to be a little bit… well… dim. And Cruise has been in a lot of star vehicles. You can repeat that for pretty much every other movie star under the sun, past and present. Burt Reynolds was in a lot of movies where he received top billing. But his absolute best performance? Boogie Nights.

  100. 100.

    Yutsano

    November 14, 2011 at 1:14 am

    @Steeplejack: Yeah, like I said, I was being pedantic and a slight butthead. You can kick me later for it.

    @Martin: Pacem a tei good sir.

  101. 101.

    Comrade Luke

    November 14, 2011 at 1:19 am

    Did you ever notice that every Tom Cruise movie has a scene with him sprinting?

    I bet it’s in his contract. Seriously.

  102. 102.

    Suffern ACE

    November 14, 2011 at 1:29 am

    No love for Top Gun? So beloved that it is being remade. Or Next Generationed in theaters near you in 2012.

  103. 103.

    patrick II

    November 14, 2011 at 1:29 am

    You can just see Cruise “acting” in so much of the work he does, particularly when it is a star vehicle. It is just so mechanical — forced smile to show bravado, phony toughness, it just doesn’t work.

    You can’t compare Cruise to Daniel Craig who can actually seem smug and superior not just play acting at smug and superior. And strangely enough I love Angeline Jolie in action flicks like “Wanted” and “Salt” She is very athletic and when she gets in various heroic situations her expression is much more subtle and varied than the typical action hero actor.

  104. 104.

    Martin

    November 14, 2011 at 1:48 am

    @suzanne: Thanks. It’s hard to stay positive after so much. It’s resulted in lots of families moving as well, which has been hard on the kids. We’re feeling a little alone these days.

  105. 105.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    November 14, 2011 at 1:54 am

    @Joel:

    The Patriots looked fine tonight, but you’re right, the Jets sucked.

    Jets fans are kidding themselves if they think the Sanchud can bring them a title. In case they haven’t noticed it yet, he mostly sucks.

  106. 106.

    burnspbesq

    November 14, 2011 at 5:23 am

    @2liberal:

    This abomination was after the other abomination.

  107. 107.

    burnspbesq

    November 14, 2011 at 5:38 am

    @MoeLarryAndJesus:

    No quarterback in NFL history has more road playoff wins than Sanchez earned in his first two seasons. If that’s what suckitude looks like, I’ll take all I can get.

  108. 108.

    Paul in KY

    November 14, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    @Raven: Get ready for the mighty UK Wildcats, scheduled to visit next weekend.

    I can see you’re scared…

  109. 109.

    Paul in KY

    November 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    @suzanne: Why can’t those frames resist the moment?

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