Looks like Gingrich is surging and it is time for his cup of coffee in the big leagues:
Herman Cain, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich are in a dead heat as the top choices for Iowans likely to attend the Jan. 3 Republican presidential caucuses.
A Bloomberg News poll shows Cain at 20 percent, Paul at 19 percent, Romney at 18 percent and Gingrich at 17 percent among the likely attendees with the caucuses that start the nominating contests seven weeks away.
I wonder what Newt gaffe will inevitably send him down to the minors.
At this point, Mitt Romney is like the ugly
chick person at the bar, totally willing to put out and do anything, winking and flirting as hard as he/she can with the GOP primary voters while yelling “I’m so wasted! I’m so wasted!”, but there are still a few hours left before closing time, so the voters are still weighing their options.
It’s a pathetic spectacle, really.
*** Update ***
Changed “chick” to person so I am no longer Public Enemy #1 wanted for the crime of cravenly sexist metaphors. I was actually thinking of someone I once knew when I wrote it, and didn’t think about all the loaded shit that comes with what I was writing. My apologies. I’m a work in progress.