One of the really nice things about being a misanthropic agoraphobic crank who aspires to be a crazy cat lady is that I never ever ever have to put up with shit like this:
Matthew Lopez went to the Wal-Mart in Porter Ranch on Thursday night for the Black Friday sale but instead was caught in a pepper-spray attack by a woman who authorities said was “competitive shopping.”
Lopez described a chaotic scene in the San Fernando Valley store among shoppers looking for video games soon after the sale began.
“I heard screaming and I heard yelling,” said Lopez, 18. “Moments later, my throat stung. I was coughing really bad and watering up.”
This is why Allah created Amazon Prime (and if you shop at Amazon, click the link below to the left before shopping and this website gets a cut!).
I’m trying to think of what it would take to get me to a Walmart today. I’m coming up blank. There is football. There is basketball. There is hockey. Leftover turkey and fixings. Snuggly dogs. The SWTOR beta test.