All I can say in the poor woman’s defense is that she was essentially kidnapped by the Willardbot when she was 16, and kept sequestered inside various One-Percenter compounds ever since, so maybe it’s Stockholm Syndrome:
Tell me more about the private Mitt Romney.
People see him as a business guy, but he has a silly side. He loves to roll on the floor with our grandkids. And he’s a prankster…
Tell me about a prank he’s pulled on someone else.
As governor, he had a security detail. One of the troopers short-sheeted Mitt’s bed at a hotel—that’s the kind of relationship they had—and he expected a funny response. Instead, Mitt wrote a letter to the hotel telling them he was upset with the staff, and then he faked a reply saying, “We’re so sorry. We fired that person.” The trooper thought he was responsible for someone being fired. Everyone else was in on the gag. That’s how Mitt got him.
What sanctimonious “pranksters” are irking the Reality-Based Community this evening?