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You are here: Home / Past Elections / Election 2012 / GOP Debate Semi-Liveblogging

GOP Debate Semi-Liveblogging

by Anne Laurie|  December 10, 20118:47 pm| 164 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Republican Stupidity

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Can’t figure out a way to embed it, but ABC/Yahoo looks to be livestreaming the debate here.

Much more informative, not to mention entertaining, liveblogging from the Guardian’s Richard Adams here.

I keep thinking there should be a Gingrich/werewolf – Romney/vampire Twilight parody of this event, but my photoshopping skills just aren’t up to the challenge.

As an incidental, while we’re waiting for tonight’s main event, Jim Newell at Gawker reports that Donald Trump may call off his debate, ostensibly because only Gingrich and Santorum have accepted his invitation.
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First blood at 9:22pm — Newt points out, correctly, that Willard would’ve been a “career politician” if only he’d been able to beat Teddy Kennedy in 1994. Willard stammers & gets pissy in response.

At 9:28pm, Gingrich claims he didn’t take money from Freddie Mac as a lobbyist, he just “advised” them “from the private sector”. Big laugh from the audience; don’t think they agree with Newt’s needle-threading.
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Second big round of audience reaction — laughter & applause — for Bachmann, when she points out both Gingrich & Romney were “for Obamacare” “going back to 1993”. Ron Paul and Michele Bachmann take the honesty sweeps tonight, which may get them some caucus love in Iowa but will make the Media Villagers very, very disappointed.
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Newt is asked whether calling the Palestinians “an invented people” was a good idea. Romney says he would personally call “my good friend Netanyahu” and ask whether “such a loaded statement” was “wise”. Newt doubles down, wrapping himself in the mouldered corpse of Ronald Reagan. Not much applause, but I’m sure the clip will get the RedStaters fapping with great enthusiasm.
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Closing question: Who else, on this stage, have you learned something from?

Santorum volunteers, repeatedly, to be Gingrich’s VP. Gingrich, in response, offers the VP to Rick Perry. Romney can’t imagine how any of these LUZERS could possibly teach HIM anything, since Willard is already the champion of leading leader leadership qualities, which is what What This Country Needs. Bachmann tries, again, to entice Herman Cain voters to choose her as second-best…

Conclusion: These are all sad, sad human beings (well, mostly human, probably). Team Werewolf (the Swollen Amphibian) beat Team Vampire ($10,000 Bet Guy) handily.

President Obama is going to beat either of them, fortunately for the rest of us.

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  1. 1.

    cathyx

    December 10, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    Please call it off. Nobody cares.

  2. 2.

    Yutsano

    December 10, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    And Teh Donald is teh PISSED because Newton didn’t return his invitation. Honestly, at this point are they even trying?

  3. 3.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    December 10, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    And in real world news Robert Griffin III wins the Heisman trophy.

  4. 4.

    Penh

    December 10, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    I want to see a Trump-moderated debate featuring only Santorum and Gingrich, and at the 30-minute mark Donald Trump flips over the table, charges the stage carrying his own podium, and starts debating them both while his hair tsunami flaps up and down. Then, I don’t know, a giant gorilla eats them all or something.

  5. 5.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    Random newsdroid: “In 2008, Eveangelicals supported Rudy Giuliani”.

    Really? My recollection of 2008 was that nobody supported Rudy, and that his campaign finished just ahead of Fred Thompson in the Futility Sweepstakes.

  6. 6.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    @Penh: That’s a situation which calls for a large meteor strike, or maybe the earth cracking open and swallowing up the stage.

  7. 7.

    scav

    December 10, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    I know xians practice ritual theophagy, but I think using the Ron Paul Family Cookbook [in the ritual] is a little, how shall I put this, off? Or have we moved on to Scriptures v2.0?

    Among them was Joany Gorman, 49, mother of four and a home-schooler. Asked why she supported Paul, she pointed to the Cookbook. “The reason I support Ron Paul is because I believe Jesus Christ is the one true God,” she said. She had never heard of him before this election but will vote for him on caucus day.

    ETA for a little more clarity. It’s me, of course its from the Guard.

  8. 8.

    The Dangerman

    December 10, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    Diane, STFU; it’s not about you.

  9. 9.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Really? I’d rather listen to her than the people up on stage.

    ETA: Case in point, Gingrich’s long-winded speechifying about less taxes less government=MOAR JOBS!

  10. 10.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    And, Gingrich is fast out of the blocks, with the first Reagan reference 3 seconds in.

  11. 11.

    Warren Terra

    December 10, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    Donald Trump may call off his debate, ostensibly because only Gingrich and Santorum have accepted his invitation.

    With apologies for the crudeness, there was a pretty good joke about this, something like “When all the other dicks have pulled out from an assh0le’s event, you’re left with Gingrich and santorum.”

  12. 12.

    Comrade Mary

    December 10, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    The Roasters are up and at it, also, too.

  13. 13.

    Anne Laurie

    December 10, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    Talk about the Greatest Hits of GOP Bullshit — these guys are falling over their own tongues trying to fit all their pre-memorized lies into the timeslots.

  14. 14.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    So far, pretty boring. Job-killing regulations, end the “death tax”, blah blah blah.

  15. 15.

    L. Ron Obama

    December 10, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    Unless they let the candidates start attacking each other soon I am going to shut this off, talking points are boring.

  16. 16.

    L. Ron Obama

    December 10, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Wait, Romney got flustered. Maybe I’ll leave it on for a bit.

  17. 17.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Wow Romney just flamed out on stage right before our very eyes.

  18. 18.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    Romney: Newt Gingrich is a man of many ideas. Most of them stupid. And he’s a career politician

    Gingrich: “The only reason you’re not a career politician is that you lost to Ted Kennedy”

    Game on.

  19. 19.

    JCT

    December 10, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    @handy: Somewhere, Karl Rove just peed himself.

  20. 20.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 10, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    The photo that’s up on The Guardian’s live blog site – is that Newt’s next wife?

  21. 21.

    Svensker

    December 10, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Did they really say that?

  22. 22.

    Bondirotta

    December 10, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    Newt drew blood.

    Mitt got flustered and clearly annoyed. He really could fuck his while campaign right now if he cannot smack back at Newt.

  23. 23.

    Citizen Alan

    December 10, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    If the picture at the top of the Guardian page is any indication, young Marcia Brady is a Newt supporter. She is also trapped in the uncanny valley.

  24. 24.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    @Bondirotta:

    Newt just handed Mittens his ass. That was ugly.

  25. 25.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    @Svensker: It was pretty close to a direct quote from Newt. Romney called him a career politician, and Newt hit the hanging curveball right back at him.

  26. 26.

    carpeduum

    December 10, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    Who gives a flying fuk what Chump and that thing on his head says or does.
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/That-Thing-on-Donald-Trumps-Head/257693318032

  27. 27.

    scav

    December 10, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    @Citizen Alan: I think that’s actually Marcia Fink-Nottle’s science project on native amphibians.

  28. 28.

    bondirotta

    December 10, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Mitt is so programmed and scripted that he has telegraphed all of his attack lines days in advance.

    Newt is smart enough to plan counterattacks – something Perry was unable to do.

    Praying we get a real, prissy, haughty, snippy Romney meltdown by 10 PM.

  29. 29.

    JGabriel

    December 10, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Michele Bachmann: “Michele Bachmann is the true conservative”

    Yes. Yes you are.

    .

  30. 30.

    Svensker

    December 10, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    @scav:

    Gussie’s.

  31. 31.

    scav

    December 10, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    @Svensker: Well, I was giving his daughter the benefit of the doubt :)

    ETA: Gussie’s Hussy is altogether too rude so don’t consider this an actual statement.

  32. 32.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    Rick Perry is so slow, he thinks Romney is the front runner.

  33. 33.

    L. Ron Obama

    December 10, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    Romney just proposed a $10,000 bet?

  34. 34.

    curious

    December 10, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    10k bet from mitt romney? way to connect with the common man.

  35. 35.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    Mitt Romney, man of the people: “How about a $10,000 bet that I’m right?”

  36. 36.

    AB

    December 10, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    Hilarious moment when Perry grins for applause and the audience has no idea what he just said, and there’s just silence.

  37. 37.

    Bmaccnm

    December 10, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    I’m cross posting this from the other debate thread because I don’t get enough attention in my personal life. But since I’m theonly person alive who still listens to NPR, I think more people need to understand this. Main question is- How many people are still Tea Baggers? Or have they moved on to the new media theme?
    “A little OT, but… On my way home from work this morning I was listening to Nice Polite Republicans- so sue me- talking about the continued power of the TeaParty, despite the ruins of Michele Bachman, Herb Cain & Rick Perry, and to whom they will throw their awesomely powerful support in New Hampshire. A N.H. Tea Partier was interviewed, saying “I really like Newt Gingrich. I like what he’s got to say. But I’m worried he might turn out to be just another politician.” In some way, this explains why they have so many debates. And why we’re all fuked.”

  38. 38.

    The Dangerman

    December 10, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    Did Mitt really offer to bet 10K? He’s way off his game tonight.

  39. 39.

    bondirotta

    December 10, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    Why doesn’t he slowly put his diamond cuff links on the podium and add them to the pot? BTW – Bachmann seems astonishingly effective. She really does manage to roll Newt and Romney into a ball. Which is great for Newt.

  40. 40.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:43 pm

    Coming up after the break, immigration and family values, aka hating brown people and hating gays.

  41. 41.

    curious

    December 10, 2011 at 9:43 pm

    @bondirotta: was thinking the same thing about bachmann. if you didn’t know she was crazy, you might think she wasn’t crazy.

  42. 42.

    phantomist

    December 10, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    Paul: Ten thousand dollars, are you kidding, I don’t want your worthless money. How about 6 ounces of gold, pretty boy.

  43. 43.

    Veritas

    December 10, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    First thoughts: Romney is relaxed and confident. Newt is sour and uncomfortable.

    RealityCheck

  44. 44.

    Yutsano

    December 10, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    @The Dangerman: That is a beautiful ad opportunity there Willard.

    “How about a $10,000 bet that I’m right?”

    Cue ordinary folks talking about what a $10,000 bonus could do to affect their lives. It almost needs no further text.

    @Veritas: C’mon DougJ. You’re better than this man.

  45. 45.

    cokane

    December 10, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    is it just me or does diane sawyer seem drunk?

  46. 46.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    Hah. The live polling thingy next to the live stream is asking about the $10K question. That one is going to hang around for a while.

  47. 47.

    bondirotta

    December 10, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    Newt is waaaaay nicer and calmer than I expected. The arrogant, snide Newt has not shown up yet. If he manages to keep him under wraps for a bit longer, the media will write the headlines based on that Ted Kennedy zinger.

    And Bachmann is managing to blunt attacks on Newt by splitting her effort between Mitt and Newt.

    This could mean a 15 point blow-out for Newt in Iowa.

  48. 48.

    MikeJ

    December 10, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    @cokane: Don’t tell me you’re watching this without the benefit of alcohol. Why should she have to?

  49. 49.

    Kurt Montandon

    December 10, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    is it just me or does diane sawyer seem drunk?

    Well, wouldn’t you be if you had to share a stage with this knife-fight in a clown car?

  50. 50.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    @Veritas:

    You’re way off. Quelle Surprise.

  51. 51.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    Please, please, please, someone ask Gingrich about fidelity in marriage.

  52. 52.

    The Dangerman

    December 10, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Cue ordinary folks talking about what a $10,000 bonus could do to affect their lives.

    The only way Mitt could have fucked up worse is if he had whipped out a $10,000 bill out of his wallet and slapped it down….

    …talk about a Freshman mistake.

  53. 53.

    JGabriel

    December 10, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    Hmm, Newt’s the only adulterer on stage. (Sing-songy) Awk-ward.

    .

  54. 54.

    Veritas

    December 10, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    And all you have to hit Romney with is class warfare. What a surprise.

    Most voters admire, not envy, wealth.

    RealityCheck

  55. 55.

    Yutsano

    December 10, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    When your opponent is committing an error, let him.

    Sun Tzu.

    @Veritas: Yer not even trying now DougJ.

  56. 56.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    Ron Paul somehow manages to connect marital fidelity to the Federal Reserve. Impressive, in its own way.

  57. 57.

    MikeJ

    December 10, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    What was the 10k bet over?

  58. 58.

    bondirotta

    December 10, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    OK – Newt screwed up the adultery stuff. He should have said he is only a man and that Jesus has washed his sins away with his blood.

  59. 59.

    Mary

    December 10, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    Did nobody inform Mitt that it was red tie night for the debate?

  60. 60.

    ruemara

    December 10, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    @cokane: Wouldn’t you be?

  61. 61.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 10, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    Adams says #romneybets is already trending on Twitter.

  62. 62.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    @dmsilev:

    The fiat monetary system is the homewrecker of the Free Market.

  63. 63.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 9:57 pm

    @MikeJ: It was about something that Perry said Romney put in his book. Romney disagreed, and offered the $10K bet that he was correct.

    Clip here: http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/12/mitt-romney-offers-to-bet-rick-perry-10000-on-debate-stage.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

  64. 64.

    de stijl

    December 10, 2011 at 9:57 pm

    Hey! I just realized this debate is at Drake U. I could walk to the auditorium in about 7 minutes.

    Maybe I should go heckle. Nah, that would mean changing out of my jammies.

  65. 65.

    Yutsano

    December 10, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    @dmsilev: Holy. Shit. That has to be watched to be believed. They both come off as smarmy fratboys. Way to go Willard!

    @The Dangerman: Since it’s technically an open thread:

    One should always be cautious with Seahack sloppy seconds. I can’t think of a coach we terminated that did well afterwards. Plus Mora’s college experience is next to none. He’ll have a tough learning curve coming into this. Being a player is totally different from being a coach.

  66. 66.

    The Dangerman

    December 10, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    OT: So, Yutsano, how should I feel about Mora?

  67. 67.

    JGabriel

    December 10, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    Republican Outreach to Hispanics underway. Welcome to the “Who is Mas Messican-Hating?” portion of the evening.

    .

  68. 68.

    MikeJ

    December 10, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    @Yutsano: I’ve often thought that Seattle was behind the East coast in more ways than simply time zones. Tonight’s coverage of the debates reinforces that view.

  69. 69.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    Romney: Netanyahu will be my Secretary of State.

  70. 70.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    Newt Romney didn’t put enough hate on the Messicans.

  71. 71.

    Anoniminous

    December 10, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    H’mmmm.

    Fundies love them some Israel, hate them some A-rabs.

    Gingrich is playing this well.

  72. 72.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    Heh. Bachman is asked a question she apparently didn’t want to answer, and after a brief pause, she starts reciting a canned answer. Not in the least bit subtle.

  73. 73.

    JGabriel

    December 10, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    @MikeJ:

    What was the 10k bet over?

    Who has the bigger … wallet.

    .

  74. 74.

    carpeduum

    December 10, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    Just how starved for entertainment do you have to be to watch a GOPer debate on a Saturday night?

  75. 75.

    curious

    December 10, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    i love the patient, bemused schoolmarm looks romney and gingrich always give perry.

  76. 76.

    Sly

    December 10, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    @Veritas:

    Most voters admire, not envy, wealth.

    Especially when that wealth is thrown away on pointless displays of egomania. In terms of voter appeal, that is second only to punching a baby in the face.

  77. 77.

    Baud

    December 10, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    Just how starved for entertainment do you have to be to watch a GOPer debate on a Saturday night?

    LOL. As opposed to spending Saturday night complaining on a blog about what other people are doing?

  78. 78.

    Robert

    December 10, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    So, Rick Perry thinks the conflict between Israel and Palestine is a trumped up issue from the mainstream media, huh? When Bachmann rambling about outdated Palestinian textbooks is somehow more sane than you, you have problems.

  79. 79.

    amk

    December 10, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    Post at RA blog at Guardian

    Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while…the Republicans have found a whole basket of nuts…

  80. 80.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    I think Bad Newt is starting to show his fangs.

  81. 81.

    The Dangerman

    December 10, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    Good Lord, Perry is a fucking idiot (and he got the longest round of applause of the night over the drone).

  82. 82.

    scav

    December 10, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    Is our outsourcing of Foreign Relations to Israel going to lead to any cost-savings as a vital part of cutting down the size of big government or did they leave that part of it unclear? I’m not so insane as to think they could pull off selling the project as one that created jobs, although with their new math . . .

  83. 83.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    December 10, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    @Anoniminous: I still think, in the long term, the comment about “the invented Palestinian people” is going to be damaging. People outside the GOP base may have a slightly, um, broader world view.

  84. 84.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Snuffleupagus basically asked her “Who’s prettier? Mitt or Newt?” I think I’d answer my own question too.

  85. 85.

    Anoniminous

    December 10, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q):

    In the general election I agree, it’s a killer.

    In the GOP primary it’s a vote getter.

    ETA: IMHO

  86. 86.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    December 10, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    @Anoniminous: Exactly; we certainly don’t disagree about that.

  87. 87.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    Rick Perry really has trouble with the concepts of “2” and “3”. Has anyone tried him out with “4”, or is that too advanced?

  88. 88.

    Chris

    December 10, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    @handy:

    Newt just handed Mittens his ass. That was ugly.

    This was supposed to be Mitt Romney’s “taking that latest Not Romney gasbag down a few pegs” night. Instead, he got kicked in the ass hard enough to break bones.

  89. 89.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    That was a disaster answer he somehow managed to salvage with his “Leave Newt Alone!” at the end. You could see him sigh in relief during the applause.

  90. 90.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    I think Perry reminds me of Brick Tamland, the Steve Carrell character in “Ron Burgundy.”

    “Yeah where did you get your clothes–the—the–TOILET STORE!”

  91. 91.

    Kyle

    December 10, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    “How about a $10,000 bet that I’m right?”

    Oh, for fuck’s sake. Why didn’t he just challenge him to a yacht race? Or brag “My estate in the Hamptons is bigger than yours” while lighting a cigar with a $20 bill?

  92. 92.

    El Cid

    December 10, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    Ron Paul is worried about a nation’s destruction of its currency. I wonder if he means “destruction of a currency” in some measurable way, say, that would involve a currency which was something other than highly valued.

  93. 93.

    El Cid

    December 10, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    I like seeing Michele Bachmann talking about how Wall Street was more than happy pocketing the profits from unwise decisions and soshullizing the losses to the American taxpayer.

  94. 94.

    JCT

    December 10, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    Lord, these assholes make me fantasize about running amok on that stage with a tire iron.

    The entire world must be laughing at us.

  95. 95.

    MazeDancer

    December 10, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    The way Mitt said “$10,000” so casually, so like anyone else would say 5 bucks, is really going to cost him. It was Libya and 3 agencies level bad, IMHO. Here’s the ABC snippet instant replay of it: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/snappytv?s=17576

    Twitter went wild. “10,000” jokes are abounding. I’ll get big replay.

  96. 96.

    El Cid

    December 10, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Romney’s defending Obamacare on a states’ rights basis. IOW, hey, we did what Obamacare does, in MA, but since it’s the FEDRUL GUBMIT IT’S EVIL, but at least he said, fuck you, if you don’t like the mandate, don’t do it in your state.

    Newt Gingrich is “10TH AMENDMENT”, also, buy my book about reforming health care so that there are no insurers and you take better care of yourself and you pay your doctor.

  97. 97.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    Mitt: “States can do whatever they want to do.”

    Except when those states are California and they push for higher emission standards.

  98. 98.

    Chris

    December 10, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    @Kyle:

    “How about a $10,000 bet that I’m right?”

    So Mitt’s not only a gambler, but he can be goaded into putting $10,000 on the table with RIDICULOUS ease. Yeah, this is definitely the guy we want writing the national budget and taking those 3AM phone calls. Christ, Romney’s just awful at this.

  99. 99.

    RossInDetroit

    December 10, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    Ron Paul is a 39 Short. He should not wear a 42 Regular suit that he swims around inside.

  100. 100.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 10, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    @El Cid:

    Given Paul’s (Jean-Baptiste) Colbert obsession with gold, instead of Adam Smith's "stop worrying about precious metals, dumbshit, it's just a place keeper for labor" approach, it seems that Paul is more of a mercantilist than a free marketeer.

  101. 101.

    El Cid

    December 10, 2011 at 10:37 pm

    @handy: Well, yeah, you don’t want states going crazy and thinking they can do all sorts of non-conservative things.

  102. 102.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 10:37 pm

    Wasn’t this question already tossed around? Didn’t #RomneyBets happen the first time? Kill me now.

  103. 103.

    The Dangerman

    December 10, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    Twitter went wild. “10,000” jokes are abounding.

    My favorite on Twitter so far:

    “Romney promises that his butler will personally deliver the $10,000 if he loses.”

  104. 104.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    And Rick Perry is still a rambling sod. There you go.

  105. 105.

    RossInDetroit

    December 10, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q):

    the comment about “the invented Palestinian people” is going to be damaging. People outside the GOP base may have a slightly, um, broader world view.

    Yeah, that’s not gonna play well in Dearborn MI or any other Middle Eastern enclaves, but Newt’s already a goner there anyway. That cheap shot was for the base.

  106. 106.

    JGabriel

    December 10, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    Why wasn’t Huntsman at the debate tonight? Did ABC exclude him because of low poll numbers, or did Huntsman decide to skip out because he’s not contesting the Iowa caucus, or is it some other reason?

    .

  107. 107.

    L. Ron Obama

    December 10, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    @JGabriel: Poll numbers didn’t make the cut.

  108. 108.

    Linda Featheringill

    December 10, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    @RossInDetroit:

    Ron Paul’s clothes:

    I have often thought that he should employ a good tailor. Why doesn’t he? It’s important that he look his best at these affairs. Doesn’t he have the money?

    He wouldn’t look so weird if his clothes fit him better.

  109. 109.

    pseudonymous in nc

    December 10, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    Silly Mittens: doesn’t he know the appropriate amount for one of those bets?

  110. 110.

    RossInDetroit

    December 10, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    There goes Paul seeming reasonable and sane. What kind of magic spell does he use to pull that off?

  111. 111.

    GregB

    December 10, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    Speaker Gingrich, do you think it is fair to say that you have rhetorically wiped Palestine off of the map?

  112. 112.

    Chris

    December 10, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    @JCT:

    The entire world must be laughing at us.

    With “Ketchup is a vegetable” Reagan, “If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure” Quayle, “Do you have blacks too?” Bush and “Paul Revere warned the British” Palin, the world’s been laughing for a while. They’re just laughing harder now.

    @MazeDancer:

    The way Mitt said “$10,000” so casually, so like anyone else would say 5 bucks, is really going to cost him.

    I’m sorry, I’m repeating myself, but DAMN, Romney’s just AWFUL at this stuff.

    My take on it: Gingrich/Romney = Political Insider vs Corporate Insider, and unfortunately for the latter, this is Political Insider territory. Charming audiences of Average Joes, even conservatives, is very different from charming corporate boardrooms, and Romney just doesn’t know how to do it. (He didn’t in 2008 either).

  113. 113.

    handy

    December 10, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    Bachmann drags the corpse of Herman Cain’s 999 plan out for one more showing so she can rebrand her campaign as “Win! Win! Win!”

    How cute.

  114. 114.

    RossInDetroit

    December 10, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    @Linda Featheringill:

    I have often thought that he should employ a good tailor. Why doesn’t he? It’s important that he look his best at these affairs. Doesn’t he have the money?
    He wouldn’t look so weird if his clothes fit him better.

    Paul looks like he showed up without a jacket for the Dining Room and the Maître d’hôtel poured him into that one as an insult.

  115. 115.

    Anoniminous

    December 10, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    @Linda Featheringill:

    Bet you $10,000 that’s his good suit.

  116. 116.

    JGabriel

    December 10, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    @L. Ron Obama: Thanks.

  117. 117.

    MikeJ

    December 10, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    @Chris:

    I’m sorry, I’m repeating myself, but DAMN, Romney’s just AWFUL at this stuff.

    And people keep saying that Romney is the best chance the Republicans have of beating Obama.

  118. 118.

    pseudonymous in nc

    December 10, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    From the LDS website:

    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is opposed to gambling, including lotteries sponsored by governments…. Those who participate in gambling soon discover the deception in the idea that they can give little or nothing and receive something of value in return.

    Which, I suppose, applies to $10k bets from a multi-millionaire seeking the presidency.

    And someone should ask Historian Newt about whether Germans are an invented people? Or, perhaps more pertinently, Iraq’s Kurds?

  119. 119.

    RossInDetroit

    December 10, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    @Linda Featheringill:

    Maybe Paul’s clothes are a ploy to make him look like a regular guy. Maybe he IS a regular guy. maybe he’ll show up for the next one in a Pendleton coat, duck boots and an earflap hat.

  120. 120.

    Linda Featheringill

    December 10, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    10,000.00

    What’s the response? “I’m not in the betting business”?

    :-)

  121. 121.

    dmsilev

    December 10, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    So, that’s that. Are there any more debates or other big events between now and the actual caucuses in ~3 weeks? Because there wasn’t anything there tonight to cause Gingrich to implode like all of the previous Not-Romneys. So, I think we can expect Romney and his allies to unload everything and the kitchen sink against Gingrich.

    Happy Holidays!

  122. 122.

    xian

    December 10, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    @Chris: Nate Silver also suggests that Mormons must not gamble. I bet $10,000 Romney is never president.

    Also, when is someone going to ask Gingrich how his bariatric surgery failed?

  123. 123.

    JGabriel

    December 10, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    @Linda Featheringill:

    I have often thought that [Paul] should employ a good tailor. Why doesn’t he?

    That jacket fit just fine when Paul wore it to Reagan’s inauguration in 1776, and it fits just fine now!

    .

  124. 124.

    Bondirotta

    December 10, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    So awesome. The ABC gasbags have now yammered on about the 10K bet for five minutes.

    The Village will run with this. Mitt really stepped in it.

  125. 125.

    MikeJ

    December 10, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    @RossInDetroit: Floyd R. Turbo, American.

  126. 126.

    RossInDetroit

    December 10, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    I sure hope Michelle keeps showing up for these. Her regular wild swerves from reality really enliven the proceedings.

  127. 127.

    scav

    December 10, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    Ze Count arrives and vants to count the candidates!

    Win, two, uhhhhh, 9-9-9, 10,000!

    (ok, his eyesight’s a little bad and he may be hallucinating)

  128. 128.

    Chris

    December 10, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    @pseudonymous in nc:

    And someone should ask Historian Newt about whether Germans are an invented people? Or, perhaps more pertinently, Iraq’s Kurds?

    Forget these guys, what about taking a bunch of Germans, Poles, Czechs, Russians, Romanians, Americans and a whole crapload of other nationalities together and calling them “Israelis” out of the blue? Sounds like at least as big a case of “invented people” as the Palestinians.

  129. 129.

    RossInDetroit

    December 10, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    @MikeJ:

    Yup. That’s Ron, only angrier.

  130. 130.

    Anoniminous

    December 10, 2011 at 10:58 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Sadly, yes: Dec 15 and Dec 27.

    @Linda Featheringill:

    :-)

    ETA: Good. God.

    Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich spar over moon mining, child labor.

    Adams

  131. 131.

    amk

    December 10, 2011 at 10:58 pm

    @dmsilev: Not so fast. t-rump, the duck, has one between himself, newt and santorum.

  132. 132.

    Chris

    December 10, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    @MikeJ:

    Yeah, maybe not so true after all. What a shame, eh?

    @xian:

    Didn’t know that. Heh. I doubt he’s much of a Mormon, though (as opposed to just playing one on TV).

  133. 133.

    MazeDancer

    December 10, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Also not bad was Huntsman buying the 10KBet.com URL.

    That ten thousand blunder with the combo of payroll tax cut being a band-aid – what’s a hundred a month, will barely buy cake to eat – and “I didn’t grow up poor”, Mitt hurt himself.

  134. 134.

    RossInDetroit

    December 10, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    Mitt just nailed down the compulsive gambler vote. 11D chess…

  135. 135.

    The Dangerman

    December 10, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    ABC Question: “Did Romney land a knockout punch?”

    Sure did, he knocked himself out. This is worse than Libya or 1-2-Oops because he was supposed to be a serious candidate. Cain or Perry never had a chance.

  136. 136.

    Anoniminous

    December 10, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    Wah!

    I’ve been “moderated.”

  137. 137.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 10, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    @MikeJ:

    Is he related to Machine Gun Joe Viturbo?

  138. 138.

    Anne Laurie

    December 10, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    @JGabriel: IIRC, Huntsman said he’d rather spend the time with his good, hard-working friends in New Hampshire. Which translates as, he knows he’ll get no love in Iowa, so he’ll aim at stealing Granite State voters from his distant cousin Willard.

  139. 139.

    pseudonymous in nc

    December 10, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    @Chris: I don’t think you can call the history of the Zionist movement (originating from Herzl’s Der Judenstaat in 1896) “out of the blue”.

    That’s a side issue on “Historian” Gingrich’s utter fuckwittery on the history of nation states, nationalism and self-determination, which in turn is a display of deliberate bullshittery regarding the “invented people” who go by the name “Americans”. This is the man, after all, who gobshited off about Obama inheriting ‘”Kenyan, Anti-Colonial behavior” from his absentee father.

  140. 140.

    Donut

    December 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    Bluuuuuhhhh. I missed all but the last twenty minutes, but listening to the ABC wrap up commentary, sounds like the Villagers are going to have to redouble their efforts to knee-cap the ‘Grinch. Na ga happen. They can’t slow him down now…so …. Mittens just blew it, huh? Gingrich will take IA by double digits now.

  141. 141.

    gbear

    December 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    @RossInDetroit:

    I sure hope Michelle keeps showing up for these.

    I hope she keeps showing up until the people she ‘represents’ in congress realize she couldn’t remember how to get to her district if she had to drive from the airport herself.

  142. 142.

    Special Patrol Group

    December 10, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    @MazeDancer:

    Shoosh, even Randee and Mortee only wagered one (1) U.S. dollar.

  143. 143.

    Linda Featheringill

    December 10, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    Were there any winners tonight? Aside from the popcorn vendors.

  144. 144.

    Davis X. Machina

    December 10, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    President Obama is going to beat either of them, fortunately for the rest of us.

    No, actually. Obama’s stance on medical marijuana is going to cost him Michigan and California.

    You heard it here — actually there first.

    Silliness is apparently normally distributed across the political spectrum

  145. 145.

    Chris

    December 10, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    @pseudonymous in nc:

    I don’t think you can call the history of the Zionist movement (originating from Herzl’s Der Judenstaat in 1896) “out of the blue”.

    No, I agree – and that’s besides the fact that there were a ton of Jews who’d been living in what’s now Israel all along, too.

    Still there’s something downright fucked up about calling the Palestinians an “invented people” when Israel as a nation didn’t exist before 1947 and so many of its people had never lived with each other or on that land before (even if, as per the Zionist movement, they wanted to). Glass houses, throwing bricks, etc.

  146. 146.

    JCT

    December 10, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    The minute Romney is challenged and/or pushed off message he fucks up. It’s amazing how little it takes. This 10K bet is going to dog him good and was completely unnecessary. What a buffoon.

    Classic “CEO in the bubble” behavior – he has no experience with being challenged. Too bad for Mittens.

  147. 147.

    MikeJ

    December 10, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    @Davis X. Machina: While there are many insane people on the left, it’s still at one end of the curve. Mainstream Dems aren’t anywhere near as insane as mainstream republicans.

  148. 148.

    Veritas

    December 10, 2011 at 11:11 pm

    Halperin gives Romney B+.

    RealityCheck

  149. 149.

    Svensker

    December 10, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    @RossInDetroit:

    maybe he’ll show up for the next one in a Pendleton coat, duck boots and an earflap hat.

    I don’t know why but that is making me chortle.

  150. 150.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 10, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    @Veritas: That can only be a good omen for John McCain! That dick Obama is toast, surely.

  151. 151.

    The Dangerman

    December 10, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    @JCT:

    The minute Romney is challenged and/or pushed off message he fucks up.

    He was on Tilt the moment Newt tossed losing to Kennedy at him.

  152. 152.

    Davis X. Machina

    December 10, 2011 at 11:19 pm

    @MikeJ: The Romans used to like to have mosaic skeletons on the floors of their triclinia, just as a reminder of the common end of all of us. Going over to DU from time to time serves the same purpose for left/progressive/Democratic politics.

    This is where we’ll all eventually wind up.

  153. 153.

    Anoniminous

    December 10, 2011 at 11:21 pm

    Mittens blew it. Gingrich got some blows in and didn’t blow-up.

    That, and looking at recent polling [GOS Alert!], it’s not looking good for Willard. Of all the states polled the only one in which he has a lead is New Hampshire. If Perry’s numbers collapse, as is possible, Newt could jump into the lead there, as well. Newt even has a lead in Michigan, albeit within the MOE, and Romney won there in 2008.

    GOP establishment is going to go into 24/7 anti-Gingrich freak-out mode over the next couple of weeks.

  154. 154.

    amk

    December 10, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    on twitter

    Republicans are against giving a $1,000 tax cut for middle class in these difficult times …. but sure don’t mind blowing $ 10 K on bets.

  155. 155.

    xian

    December 10, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    Halperin! what a maroon.

  156. 156.

    MikeJ

    December 10, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    @Davis X. Machina: I’m hip to memento mori, but we aren’t *required* to be as stupid as the republicans.

  157. 157.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 10, 2011 at 11:24 pm

    @Davis X. Machina: Heh. Memento morons? I used to go back to Eschaton from time to time for the same reasons.

  158. 158.

    Anoniminous

    December 10, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    Wrong. Paul is sucking 16/17% and there’s no way they will abandon Their Guy.

  159. 159.

    Suffern ACE

    December 11, 2011 at 12:40 am

    10k bet would have worked if someone had taken it. Everyone knows Romney is rich. People arent aware that the rest of field is and more than a few of them have gotten rich off politics. Unfortunately Romney looks like the jackass who “wins” bets by offering high stakes. None of them want to admit that they can be reckless with that kind of money.

  160. 160.

    Suffern ACE

    December 11, 2011 at 12:47 am

    I can’t believe that perry went with the if a man can’t be loyal to his wife, he can’t be loyal to anyone canard. Nice to see it used against one of the schmucks from the 90s who used it incessantly against Clinton. But good lord that seems like I’ve been here before.

  161. 161.

    Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason

    December 11, 2011 at 1:09 am

    @MikeJ: Wow, Thanks for that. Johnny Carson as Floyd Turbo, complaining about socialized medicine and Swine Flu shots, which dates it to about 1976?

    I think I heard every line before the 2010 elections!

    “If Medicare is so good, how come everybody on it looks so old?”

  162. 162.

    AxelFoley

    December 11, 2011 at 2:00 am

    @carpeduum:

    Just how starved for entertainment do you have to be to watch a GOPer debate on a Saturday night?

    Says the person commenting on a political blog on said Saturday night.

  163. 163.

    dance around in your bones

    December 11, 2011 at 9:09 am

    I just wanted to say that I wasn’t able to watch the debate last night (Grand-monkey business took precedence) but gawddamn reading this thread at 6am on a Sunday morning is entertaining. Waiting for the coffee to brew and laughing like a loon is a good start to the day.

    Conclusion: These are all sad, sad human beings (well, mostly human, probably). Team Werewolf (the Swollen Amphibian) beat Team Vampire ($10,000 Bet Guy) handily.

    Anne Laurie, you are golden ;)

  164. 164.

    wrb

    December 11, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    @scav:
    beautiful:

    The Newt is Fink-Nottle from now on.

    His self-love makes it work.

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