Discussing controversial classroom subjects such as evolution and global warming, Santorum said he has suggested that“science should get out of politics” and he is opposed to teaching that provides a “politically correct perspective.”
(From the Des Moines Register.)
Well then, dude. That settles it. I guess the Santorum Administration…[pause to quell my alternating gusts of laughter and nausea]…will balance that damn budget by axing the NIH and the NSF, for starters.
I really have nothing else to add, except this: I just hope (really — I mean this) that no member of the Santorum family ever gets infected with a religiously incorrrect MRSA bug. Santorum may not believe in evolution, but our old friend staph? Mr. aureus (et al.) sure does…
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