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The Iowa Debate Comedy Show

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  December 11, 20113:35 pm| 11 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To, Schadenfreude

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In case you had the sense not to watch last night’s debate, you can read my Chirpstory of the live-tweeting snarkathon on my blog.

(I can’t post the script here because FYWP that’s why.)

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11Comments

  1. 1.

    Corner Stone

    December 11, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    Wow! We can go read the twitter version of the debate in a twit encapsulation on your blog.
    Thanks!

  2. 2.

    Professor

    December 11, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    @Corner Stone: Please Lord, don’t fall for this commenter’s idiocy!

  3. 3.

    seanindc

    December 11, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    /yawn…what’s the over/under on the number of times she asks for money during the “liveblog”?

  4. 4.

    Violet

    December 11, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    I’m feeling particularly dim. What’s a “Chirpstory”?

  5. 5.

    jwb

    December 11, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    @Violet: “What’s a “Chirpstory”?”

    A way of collecting and organizing a series of tweets.

  6. 6.

    Lojasmo

    December 11, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    @seanindc:

    Same as the over/under on the number of ABL posts you make douchey comments on…I suppose.

  7. 7.

    13th Generation

    December 11, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    Couldn’t wait to step on Cole’s post, could you?

  8. 8.

    MikeJ

    December 11, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    @13th Generation: There’s an hour in between posts. Hardly stepping on.

  9. 9.

    Violet

    December 11, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    @jwb:
    Thanks. Didn’t know what it was.

  10. 10.

    Paul in KY

    December 12, 2011 at 11:27 am

    @Lojasmo: 20 then?

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