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by @heymistermix.com|  December 31, 201111:46 am| 33 Comments

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  1. 1.

    gogol's wife

    December 31, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Happy New Year everyone. I’m glad I missed all the excitement yesterday. I pretty much stayed on Tom Levenson’s thread, which was delightfully troll-free.

  2. 2.

    mk3872

    December 31, 2011 at 11:49 am

    Friggin’ F’n C—s and p’files, the whole lot of ya! There, now happy new F’n New Year

  3. 3.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 31, 2011 at 11:52 am

    /darth sidious voice UNLIMITED CASH! MITT ROMNEY HAS UNLIMITED CASH!

    Well, it is an open thread. And I missed the flame wars last night…

  4. 4.

    JGabriel

    December 31, 2011 at 11:53 am

    Happy New Year, Alla Ya!

    (Just think how much snarky fun the 2012 GOP primaries will give!)

    .

  5. 5.

    Mnemosyne

    December 31, 2011 at 11:53 am

    I think the migraine that seemed to be looming is actually a sinus headache — yay?

    I would probably be looking forward to 2012 more if both my dad and my father-in-law weren’t chronically ill. (Dad, COPD and kidney failure; FiL, cancer.) I’m dreading losing one of them in 2012.

  6. 6.

    chrome agnomen

    December 31, 2011 at 11:54 am

    VICTORY !

  7. 7.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    December 31, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Happy New Year, Juicers!

  8. 8.

    handsmile

    December 31, 2011 at 11:56 am

    I wouldn’t be doing my self-appointed job if I didn’t link to the Guardian on the final day of the year. For your amusement and edification then, here is the “News Quiz of the Year 2011”:

    guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/dec/26/news-quiz-of-the-year-2011

    (I scored an A- bond rating, having answered incorrectly every single question on social media, not at all surprising for this Luddite.)

    A bountiful and healthy New Year to one and all here! “Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night” (all 366 of them). Skoal!

  9. 9.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 31, 2011 at 11:56 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    Would rather have a sinus headache than a migraine.

    Dad and FIL getting up there in years? If so, they’ve lived long, happy lives. Hopefully the end will not be painful, that’s the best you can hope for with conditions like those.

    Courage.

  10. 10.

    Mark S.

    December 31, 2011 at 11:57 am

    Brick Oven Bill v. 4.6.1 seems to have been programed with Ron Paul’s newsletters.

  11. 11.

    Baud

    December 31, 2011 at 11:57 am

    Wishing everyone a safe and happy New Year filled with lots of fun, laughter, and recess appointments.

  12. 12.

    WereBear (itouch)

    December 31, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    @Mnemosyne: So sorry to hear. MIL dealing with cancer this past fall. And then, we can never relax.

  13. 13.

    nancydarling

    December 31, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    I love this place. Blessings to all of you in the New Year and always. Have a safe evening. If you don’t have a DD, do your drinking in a place close enough to crawl home.

  14. 14.

    Linnaeus

    December 31, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Very sorry to hear that. I hope they (and you) are able to heal in a meaningful way, whatever the outcome.

    Busy day for me today, so I’ll wish everyone a happy new year right now.

  15. 15.

    PurpleGirl

    December 31, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    Wishing everyone a happy and healthy New Year. Hope everyone experiencing painful events finds a place of peace and rest for their souls/hearts.

  16. 16.

    RossInDetroit

    December 31, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    If it wasn’t for B. Juice I’d have to argue with myself, and what fun would that be?
    Thanks for all the bickering, ‘juicers. Have a prosperous new year.

  17. 17.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 31, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    @handsmile:

    I was afraid you were going to link to the King William’s College quiz!

  18. 18.

    Yevgraf

    December 31, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy! It takes so little to please me…

  19. 19.

    JGabriel

    December 31, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    @handsmile: My favorite question from the BBC Quiz (so far, I’m not quite finished yet):

    Who said, “Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body”?
    __
    Choices: Muammar Gaddafi or Charlie Sheen

    .

  20. 20.

    Kola Noscopy

    December 31, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    Just did a boil/quick soak on the black eyed peas for tomorrow. Don’t forget to eat 365 of them!

  21. 21.

    Citizen_X

    December 31, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    Live long and prosper, everybody!

  22. 22.

    Royston Vasey

    December 31, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    Happy New Year from 2012!

    Tis 6.30am and I can’t sleep.

    RV in NZ

  23. 23.

    Lojasmo

    December 31, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    In the last two weeks my employer lost a cardiac surgeon in a helicopter crash, and my VERY favorite cardiologist died of pancreatic cancer one week after diagnosis. Sucks.

  24. 24.

    Maude

    December 31, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    @Kola Noscopy:
    Happy New Year. I have it written on my palm to eat the 365.

  25. 25.

    Soonergrunt

    December 31, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    Missed the flame wars last night. Too busy burning in my new computer and setting up/playing Star Wars The Old Republic.
    Apropos of nothing–the Quantico Marine Corps Base Brig, made famous by its mistreatment of PFC Bradley Manning, is set to close as a cost-cutting measure.
    armytimes.com/news/2011/12/ap-marine-corps-closes-brig-in-quantico-123111/

  26. 26.

    kdaug

    December 31, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    Forecast calls for stiff and spicy Bloody Marys and grilled snausages during the day, w/ intermittent naps. Remaining indoors recommended.

  27. 27.

    Svensker

    December 31, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Sorry to hear that. It’s never easy. Hope things go well for you and yours this year. We’re worried about my MIL who’s just fading, fading. Fingers crossed that we all have as much time as possible together.

  28. 28.

    Jay C

    December 31, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    @JGabriel:

    My fave, too: my wife couldn’t believe it (Really? It’s Charlie Sheen, why not?) and made me change the answer.

  29. 29.

    Svensker

    December 31, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    @Kola Noscopy:

    I wouldn’t be taking any bean recipe advice from someone with your nym…

  30. 30.

    Oscarbob

    December 31, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    TBogg maketh me laugh. Comments are also a hoot.

    tbogg.firedoglake.com/2011/12/29/msm-conspiring-with-rick-santorum-to-crush-his-familys-hopes-and-dr…

  31. 31.

    red dog

    December 31, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    being older and sometimes crankier than most of you I assure one and all a Happy New Year from my pillow…unless my neighbors have firecrackers.

  32. 32.

    FlipYrWhig

    December 31, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    @Soonergrunt: More likely it’s set to close as a COVER UP THAT GOES TO THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF THE GOVERNMENT! And only Jane “Scooby” Hamsher and Glenn “Shaggy” Greenwald can figure it out!

  33. 33.

    Phylllis

    December 31, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    Happy New Year, y’all. This place helps keep me sane. And I’m guaranteed at least one good belly laugh a day.

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