For the polling tells me so.
Rick Santorum is locked in a virtual 3-way tie in Iowa in the latest PPP poll and is less than 2 points behind Bishop Romney in 538’s projections.
I just can’t believe that a deity-free universe would let Santorum win. If he does, it’s a clear message from the Almighty that he wants us to stop paying attention to Iowa, and that he’s taking his revenge on the Republican Party for fucking up his image. I may have to make a full and complete confession and begin regular communion if Rick takes the caucuses, because a Santorum win makes the fear of eternal damnation suddenly seem rational.