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The title is a quote from Spencer Ackerman’s Danger Room blog from Wired.
As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa. [snip]
As “Barry Soetero,” the 19-year-old Obama was one of 10 youths selected to secretly teleport to and from Mars, forming a band of interplanetaryTeen Titans. Regina Dugan, the director of Darpa, was another member.
Between 1981 and 1983, Obama is supposed to have visited Mars twice, by way of a teleportation chamber called a “jump room.”
I can’t wait for mittens to work this into his stump speech–and this is very good news for John McCain. It also seems to be good news for birthers as it provides a new explanation for their cause:
You can scoff at the idea of Obama on Mars. But it explains a lot. Obviously the birth-certificate controversy is a side effect of Obama forgetting to sufficiently establish his fake identity as he learned to manipulate time and space.
I wonder if Drudge has turned on the blue light yet and/or if Halperin is on the case?