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NFL Open Thread

by John Cole|  January 8, 20122:00 pm| 80 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Texans!
    Of course it’s not going to be quite as fun next week when the Texans trounce Baltimore and I can’t trash talk JSF about it in real time.

  2. 2.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    January 8, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    Go G-men!

  3. 3.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    An Important Read:
    Notes From a Guantánamo Survivor
    “I was not a strong secondary school student in Bremen, but I remember learning that after World War II, the Americans insisted on a trial for war criminals at Nuremberg, and that event helped turn Germany into a democratic country. Strange, I thought, as I stood on the tarmac watching the Germans teach the Americans a basic lesson about the rule of law.”

  4. 4.

    Raven

    January 8, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    ack 4th down

  5. 5.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    I wonder if RBs get pissed after they blast the rock all the way down the field then a WR gets the call for a TD.

  6. 6.

    JPL

    January 8, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Atlanta was leading until you put up this post…just saying!

  7. 7.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Matt Ryan was like, “WTF?? I made the fingers coming together signal, didn’t I?!”

  8. 8.

    Shawn in ShowMe

    January 8, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Tim Tebow said to the Steelers, “You come against me with the league’s most ferocious defense, but I come against you in the name of the Lord Almighty, the God of the armies of Denver, whom you have defied. This day the Lord will deliver you into my hands, and I’ll strike you down and cut off your heads.

  9. 9.

    MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson

    January 8, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    The Eye of Cole turns its fiery gaze upon the Men of the West aka the Atlanta Falcons.

  10. 10.

    burnspbesq

    January 8, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Yes, it is important to note that if this guy were still in custody at Gitmo today, it would be legally impossible to release him, because of legislation passed by the Republican-dominated Congress.

    Or did you have something else in mind, dickhead?

  11. 11.

    MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson

    January 8, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    @Shawn in ShowMe:

    And the Lord did fall off his chair laughing as the tribe of Benjamin of Pittsburgh did smite Tebow with the jaw of his ass even unto the fleshpots of Lower Punxsutawney.

  12. 12.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    @Shawn in ShowMe: I like it but it should probably read, “And Tebow said unto the Steelerites: You come forth against me with the league’s most ferocious defense, but I stand blessed in the name of the Lord Almighty, the God of the Armies of the Denverites, whom you have defiled. This day the Lord Our Saviour will strike you down and cut off your heads.”

  13. 13.

    burnspbesq

    January 8, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    @Shawn in ShowMe:

    Troy Polamalu said to the Broncos, “you wear the wrong colors, brah, and you will pay dearly for your mistake.”

  14. 14.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    @burnspbesq: Yes I did. GFY.

  15. 15.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Those “Discount Double Check” commercials are about the best thing on TV.

  16. 16.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    Ever hear of clock management ATL?

  17. 17.

    Shawn in ShowMe

    January 8, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    @MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson:

    And Tebow did yet rise bloody and unbowed, saying unto the Steelers, “It is only third quarter. In the fourth quarter the Lord will deliver you into my hands.”

    And the Lord said, “Truly Tebow son of Florida is a man after my own heart. I will not allow him to fail.”

  18. 18.

    MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson

    January 8, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    @Shawn in ShowMe:

    And behold, the Men of Pittsburgh did open up the Ark of Whoop-Ass and the face of Tebow did melt even as the prophet Spielberg had foretold with melodramatic stylings. And there was weeping and wailing and gnashing of alarmingly perfect teeth in the Land of Elway.

  19. 19.

    burnspbesq

    January 8, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Care to tell us what it was? Or are we unworthy to receive your dazzling insight?

  20. 20.

    HeartlandLiberal

    January 8, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Just watched Indiana hold on to defeat Penn State at Penn State. First conference road game win for Indiana in two years.

    Indiana has lost only ONE game so far this year, at Michigan State.

    I have been to all the home games so far this year, including beating #1 and #2 ranked Kentucky and Ohio State, something that had never happened in a season before, for almost any team, and not for IU.

    Indiana basketball is back. Crean has built a team with depth, that knows how to play like a team. Unselfish assists, not hot dogging by one year NBA wannabes. (That was for Calipari down in Kentucky.)

  21. 21.

    Villago Delenda Est

    January 8, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    These are not your Grandfather’s Americans.

  22. 22.

    burnspbesq

    January 8, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    “Ever hear of clock management ATL?”

    Heard of it. Incapable of doing it.

  23. 23.

    Raven

    January 8, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    @HeartlandLiberal: Crean’s a preening jackass, fuck him and IU.

  24. 24.

    Shawn in ShowMe

    January 8, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    @MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson:

    And the Lord said unto Tebow, “The prophet Spielberg has not made a worthwile prophecy in over a decade, but truly MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson’s last post was funny as hell.” And the Lord awarded MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson “the internets”. And it was good.

  25. 25.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    Just a baffling decision by ATL to keep 2 timeouts in their pocket at halftime. Not like they were tied and just wanted a positive message for pep talks at halftime. They have 2 freakin’ points!

  26. 26.

    MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson

    January 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    @Shawn in ShowMe:

    Do my internets allow me access to the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull-fucking?

    Joking aside, I’d enjoy seeing Denver win, but I think it’s about as likely as a sane Republican winning the Lunatic Frother Primary.

  27. 27.

    Raven

    January 8, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    @Corner Stone: Take a deep breath. They knew they were getting the ball first after the half and didn’t want to take e chance on setting up another score. You may not agree with it but it’s not all that “baffling”.

  28. 28.

    MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson

    January 8, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    No, what is Koch Management like?

  29. 29.

    MiniVanVader

    January 8, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    @Cornerstone–Texans would be so lethal with a healthy Schaub. Ravens and Pats wouldn’t stand a chance. I think these guys are the future of the AFC, with all the old powerhouses getting over the hill.

    Pulling hard for the G-Men today, but I’m not sure why. This offense looks horrible and there’s no way they’ll topple GB and lead to a Saints home game in the NFCCG.

  30. 30.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    @Raven: Of course it’s fucking baffling.

    ETA, in a game where your defense has scored your only points, you don’t take possessions for granted.

  31. 31.

    jeffreyw

    January 8, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    Bitsy beheld the cheese, and it was good.

  32. 32.

    Raven

    January 8, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    @Corner Stone: to you

  33. 33.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    @Raven: And anyone who’s ever seen an NFL game.

  34. 34.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Dude took an NYC subway style mugging.

  35. 35.

    Raven

    January 8, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    @Corner Stone: Just go fuck yourself simpleton.

  36. 36.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 8, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    @jeffreyw: What do you use for the pizza sauce? That’s a good looking pie you got there.

    This Falcons crew is reminding of an earlier contest they had with the Eagles – brutish, nasty, lots of extracurricular shoving and mischief. Even though it involves a Manning, I’m looking for the G-men to win this one.

  37. 37.

    cokane

    January 8, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF TEBLOW SOMEHOW BEATS PISSBURG. SEEMS VERY UNLIKELY

  38. 38.

    cathyx

    January 8, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    @Corner Stone: @Raven:
    Children, go to your rooms right now. I’ve had enough of your bickering.

  39. 39.

    JPL

    January 8, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    I’ve never seen a flag thrown after a time out

  40. 40.

    FlipYrWhig

    January 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Eli Manning is underwhelming, and yet at the same time much better than I ever expected.

  41. 41.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    To the hizzy.

  42. 42.

    JPL

    January 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    well f.f.f.f.f.f.f.f.f.f..f.f.f.f.ff.f.f.f.f.f.

  43. 43.

    cathyx

    January 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    @cokane: You have a republican sense of humor.

  44. 44.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    @Raven: Are you also calling offensive plays for ATL?
    Doesn’t seem like they know what they’re doing either.

  45. 45.

    JPL

    January 8, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    The cat is already hiding and the dog is shaking so I’m gonna have to find a better way to vent.

  46. 46.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    Punt, Punt, Downs, Punt, Punt, End of half, Punt, Downs, Punt.

  47. 47.

    JPL

    January 8, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    @efgoldman: Has it happened before though?

    also, too..of course it’s third down.

  48. 48.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    January 8, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    Falcon fans can take comfort in knowing that the Falcons won’t lose … next week.

  49. 49.

    JPL

    January 8, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    @efgoldman: New Orleans got pretty good field position a few times. I was hoping that Atlanta would too but nah..

  50. 50.

    Ron

    January 8, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    @Corner Stone: I dunno. do the WRs get pissed when they make a 45 yd reception that ends at the one yard line and a RB blasts it in the endzone?

  51. 51.

    Raven

    January 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    @Ron: He’ll tell you whether he knows or not. Motherfucker is an expert on everything.

  52. 52.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    @Ron: I thought about that too, but my thought was a WR speeding downfield on one big play was not like an RB bashing people for chunks on like an 11 play drive or something.
    I’m sure it goes the same way and in the playoffs they just want points, no matter who gets them.

  53. 53.

    jeffreyw

    January 8, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: Glad you asked. LOL!

  54. 54.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 8, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    Flag after time-out: 12 men in the huddle before calling t.o.

    And WHO THE HELL is ATL OC? Did he/she/it forget how to turn the pages in the playbook? “Run up the middle” hasn’t worked in 45 minutes of play, and the Giants defense is still lining up like the fucking Wall of China. Hmm, perhaps, just a thought, maybe, but how about some offense that tries something else?

  55. 55.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    @Raven:

    Motherfucker is an expert on everything.

    Thanks! Appreciates yas!

  56. 56.

    Ron

    January 8, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    @Corner Stone: I think that’s true in general. With some exceptions most players just want their team to win without worrying about who is getting the points. I agree that it’s even more true in the playoffs.

  57. 57.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    January 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    Note to Falcons: You can’t beat the New York (Football) Giants with your hands firmly clenched about your throat.

  58. 58.

    JPL

    January 8, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    @The Ancient Randonneur: really…
    both my animals are hiding so it might be a good time to do some much need vacuuming.

  59. 59.

    cromagnon

    January 8, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    Jesus vs the Rapist. Should be interesting to see what side God is on. My prediction:

    Rapist: 24
    Jesus: 10

  60. 60.

    burnspbesq

    January 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    Thought the Giants would win. Didn’t think they would open a Costco-size can of whupass.

  61. 61.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    I hope those couple extra timeouts they carried over from the first half help ATL. Oh, wait…

  62. 62.

    burnspbesq

    January 8, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    A 15-foot tall stuffed bunny on a crane. Now I’ve seen everything.

  63. 63.

    fubar

    January 8, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    It’s (just about) Tebow Time! Every time they mention his faith, take a drink. Every time the Steeler’s mock him with a classic ‘Tebow’, drain the glass.

    My SWAG (scientific wild assed guess) prediction: typical Denver game and they lose it by a field goal late in the 4th. Or, they get blown away. And if GOD really does exist, and is looking at his favourite son, the Bronco’s win it by a field goal in the 4th.
    There, that about covers it.

  64. 64.

    MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson

    January 8, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    @fubar:

    It’s (just about) Tebow Time! Every time they mention his faith, take a drink. Every time the Steeler’s mock him with a classic ‘Tebow’, drain the glass.

    Might as well save time by filling the swimming pool with neat whisky and diving in at the deep end.

  65. 65.

    BH

    January 8, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Personally, I am hoping that the Steelers call a timeout, James Harrison comes out dressed as a Rabbi, open up the Ark of the Covenant, and we see Timmy get melted by the flames.

    I guess that is not very Christian is it?

    Too bad, I am not Christian anyway..lol.

  66. 66.

    LT

    January 8, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Cole, I’m a Bills fan, but I have always loved the Steelers as a team, and rooted for them many times when the Bills were once again out of the playoffs.

    But God help me I want the Tebows to go to the Super Bowl. The laughter, man. The laughter.

  67. 67.

    2liberal

    January 8, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    what team do you have in mind? just remember the steelers are usually bradys bitches —-

  68. 68.

    jayboat

    January 8, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    That pregame interview nearly made me throw up. I kept wondering how Marino could talk with Tebow’s cock that far down his throat.

  69. 69.

    The Dangerman

    January 8, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    Missed the first game, but it appears I didn’t miss much (2? WTF, Falcons offense?).

    Basically, all the games this weekend have sucked; hopefully, Denver can give Pittsburgh a game (sorry, Blog Boss).

  70. 70.

    J.W. Hamner

    January 8, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    Despite being a Ravens fan I guess I’m rooting for the Steelers since they’ve got a shot at beating the Pats in the next round, which would lead to a second home game for the Ravens if they take care of business vs. the Texans (by no means guaranteed).

  71. 71.

    The Dangerman

    January 8, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    What’s the over/under for this game? Seeing how it’s in Denver, I can see nothing but (possibly long) field goals.

  72. 72.

    Morbo

    January 8, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    @The Dangerman: Hey, if Pittsburgh can beat them by more than 17 then the Lions will still have the smallest margin of defeat this weekend.

  73. 73.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    What the heck is wrong with the audio for the CBS broadcast? Sounds like they are underwater.

  74. 74.

    Corner Stone

    January 8, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    @J.W. Hamner:

    which would lead to a second home game for the Ravens if they take care of business vs. the Texans (by no means guaranteed).

    As a Texans fan, I felt we beat ourselves a couple games and BAL was the only team that really outplayed us down the stretch.
    I’m hoping to reverse that schmear come this next weekend.

  75. 75.

    LT

    January 8, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    @The Dangerman: The over/under is Jesus/Satan, no?

  76. 76.

    Joel

    January 8, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    “That’s a good throwaway from Tim Tebow…”

    As Tebow skips a pass out of bounds…

  77. 77.

    Templar-ish

    January 8, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    Yo, Rave. Take it down a notch.

  78. 78.

    lol chikinburd

    January 8, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    There will be five challenges in this game; five of them will go Denver’s way. That last one was exceptionally marginal for an overturn.

  79. 79.

    donnah

    January 8, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    After watching my Bengals be humiliated, I swallowed my loyalty and cast my lot with the Steelers. My husband loves Big Ben, but even he wants Ben out of the game.

    This completely sucks.

  80. 80.

    Chuck Butcher

    January 8, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    So I turn on the tv in time to see the score go 23-10 Broncos? WTF?

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