I KNOW THE FUCKING BALL IS ON THE 30. I DON’T NEED A GRAPHIC ON THE FIELD TELLING ME WHERE THE BALL IS! I CAN FREAKIN’ SEE THE BALL AND THE BIG NUMBER PAINTED ON THE FIELD THAT SAYS 30.
Jesus, just let me see the FUCKING FIELD without all your god-damn hyperactive paint box bullshit!
15.
The Dangerman
Outside of a turnover, I think Denver may get skunked; game may already be over. Shit, might as well drink and pass out.
16.
Joel
Ten in the box!
17.
Morbo
Hoping for lulz over here.
18.
geg6
I hope good Christian Troy Polamalu absolutely flattens Jesus. I fucking HATE Jesus.
Oh, and I love my Steelers.
19.
Corner Stone
Phil Simms is completely tanked for Tebow.
20.
Yutsano
@The Dangerman: “I felt a great disturbance in the Tebow. It was like millions of Jeebuses crying out in terror, then falling into silence.”
And I can hear Cole’s stomach churning from across the world.
59.
Polar Bear Squares
Sorry John but eff tha Steelers, that serial rapist QB and that stupid urine-stained towel.
60.
JPL
@LT: I hate you..there are sixes all over…In fact look at tebow’s number 15..and a one and a five and what do you have…
wallace who just caught this great pass..is seventeen..one minus seven…and ugh..
It’s satan’s game
Then Bronco Jesus said to MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson, “Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe.”
He has a strong arm, but inconsistent motion and lousy accuracy.
To be honest, he’s thrown the 3 best passes I’ve seen him throw all season.
That 51 yarder down the side line was a bread box throw.
Is it just me, or is Roethlisberger conveniently limping after throwing that horrid interception?
I’m lucky* enough to be unable to pick up the local CBS affiliate’s signal here, so I was informed by the national radio broadcast, just before the pick, that one of the Stiller O-linemen rolled up on his QB’s bad ankle on the preceding play.
*ETA: Phil Simms shouldn’t be calling P.S. 136’s intramural flag football games, let alone NFL games.
One hopes that West Virginia’s unexpected win over Georgetown yesterday was enough to placate the Tunch-God. If the Steelers lose, I think I want to be in a parallel universe, stat. His wrath will be swift and terrible.
119.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
I bet Brady and Belichick are watching this and screaming “Fuck, yeah!” at the TV.
120.
Omnes Omnibus
Is Cole on suicide watch yet?
121.
Bubba Dave
I hate Ben as much as the next non-rapist does, but if I’d had to guess the quarterback who would be under 50% completion percentage with no scores and one pick, it would not have been him.
Mostly, I’m rooting for Ben to spontaneously combust and then fall off a mountain, and Charlie Batch come in and win the game.
122.
Raven
This may be the final NFL Open Thread of the year.
123.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
Look, whoever it is who has stolen my reality and replaced it with Tebowverse, would you mind letting me have my own miserable life back?
KTHXBAI
124.
passerby
6 – 17 Broncos.
What!
Is Denver’s D that good? and don’t the Stillers have any RBs that can churn something out?
Ben’s been intercepted twice (ok one didn’t count but still.)
125.
CaseyL
Wait, did they call back that amazing reception on a delay of game penalty?
126.
burnspbesq
Finally getting to listen to Miguel Zenon’s latest record, Alma Adentro, while cleaning up the home office. This is the real stuff, ladies and gentlemen. I understand why it was on so many critics’ best-of-2011 lists.
127.
passerby
Steelers’ D looks like it’s just milling around on the field!
What.
128.
JPL
I bet we don’t have an open thread for football again after this.
This may be the final NFL Open Thread of the yearever. Cole is probably deleting the archives of all the previous NFL Open Threads as I type.
FIFY
136.
4jkb4ia
A song of ascents. From the depths I called You, Hashem. My Lord, hear my voice, may Your ears be attentive to the sound of my pleas. If you preserve iniquities, O God, my Lord, who could survive? For with You is forgiveness, that You may be feared. I put confidence in Hashem, my soul put confidence, and I hoped for His word. I yearn for my Lord, among those longing for the dawn, those longing for the dawn. Let Israel hope for Hashem, for with Hashem is kindness, and with Him is abundant redemption. And he will redeem Israel from all its iniquities.
(The go-to psalm was 20, but “Now I know that Hashem has saved His anointed one” wasn’t going to do here…)
137.
FridayNext
No real dog in this hunt, but as both a Ravens fan and a Florida alum, I am giggling like a school girl.
138.
FridayNext
No real dog in this hunt, but as both a Ravens fan and a Florida alum, I am giggling like a school girl.
139.
eyelessgame
Red zone again?
If Tebow is getting supernatural help, it ain’t from no Jesus.
140.
JPL
@Raven: I was a little late but I think you are right.
141.
eastriver
“And thus did Timmy RAWR.”
Scorinthians, 17:6
142.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
Do we have any evidence that Cole isn’t lying behind the couch in a stupor, babbling in tongues and praying for an earthquake to hit the stadium?
Big Ben does not look good, but Chaz Batch is not that answer to any question in 2012.
152.
CaseyL
Or, y’know, not…
ETA: OK, definitely no last minute score. I do believe The Lord hath spoken, and He hath said, Lose the Rapist or the kid wins it.
153.
4jkb4ia
Hashem, do not rebuke me in Your anger, nor chastise me in Your rage. Favor me, Hashem, for I am feeble; heal me, Hashem, for my bones shudder. My soul is utterly confounded; and You, Hashem, how long? Desist, Hashem, release my soul; save me as befits Your kindness. For there is no mention of You in death; in the Lower World who will thank You? I am wearied with my sigh, every night I drench my bed, with my tears I soak my couch. My eye is dimmed because of anger, aged by my tormentors. Depart from me, all evildoers, for Hashem has heard the sound of my weeping. Hashem has heard my plea, Hashem will accept my prayer. Let all my foes be shamed and instantly confounded, they will regret and be instantly shamed.
I see bad things arising
a crowd crowning king the commisioner would ban
I see death and destruction
Stillers elimination because of one man, because because because of one man
158.
PTirebiter
I see bad things arising
a crowd crowning king the commisioner would ban
I see death and destruction
Stillers elimination because of one man, because because because of one man
Since i neither live in Baltimore or consider myself a christian I am not sure why I should care. But if I am ever invited to your family reunion, I’ll be sure to pack the penicillin.
165.
AnotherBruce
Just remember the Mountaineers Cole. There there now.
166.
Perfect Master
@4jkb4ia: Thought you were goin for The Broncos. Sorry, carry on
Always hoped that we’d be Tebow’s Broncos
Knew that we would make it if we tried
Then when we retire fans can write the gospels
So they’ll still talk about us when we’ve died
But if I am ever invited to your family reunion, I’ll be sure to pack the penicillin.
Just bring a your rosary beads: The family is Roman Catholic and from Muskegon, so you can go to your confessor and be forgiven for the clinging scent of paper and steel mills.
JPL
God Bless America.
Raven
CS will be here shortly to explain everything.
Raven
“Pretty good throw away by Tim Tebow”!!!!!!!!!!!
JPL
John, Here’s a link to a luckovich cartoon about Tebow
Corner Stone
Everything! Including how to not burn pots of food. Maybe a timeout would’ve helped you? Hmmmm??
BD of MN
well, the Steelers have enough points to get to OT already…
Legalize
Tebow’s first pass: a 37 footer in the dirt, and well outside of the intended receiver.
Phil Simms: Pretty good throwaway by Tim Tebow.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
Plucky Tim Three And Out versus the Pittsburgh Thugocracy?
I wonder whether the Broncos will score as many as 9 points.
victory
no one will see tebow until wednesday because steelers gonna kill to him!
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Now is the time for all good secularists to root for Pittsburgh.
Kickers do the Jeebus fingers after a fucking punt now?
Under the Aurora Freeway
You know what the best part of this weekend’s games is?
No Jets.
Under the Aurora Freeway
You know what the best part of this weekend’s games is?
No Jets.
BD of MN
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: I’d rather think he was saying “did you see how high that went?”
different-church-lady
Dear CBS graphics idiots:
I KNOW THE FUCKING BALL IS ON THE 30. I DON’T NEED A GRAPHIC ON THE FIELD TELLING ME WHERE THE BALL IS! I CAN FREAKIN’ SEE THE BALL AND THE BIG NUMBER PAINTED ON THE FIELD THAT SAYS 30.
Jesus, just let me see the FUCKING FIELD without all your god-damn hyperactive paint box bullshit!
The Dangerman
Outside of a turnover, I think Denver may get skunked; game may already be over. Shit, might as well drink and pass out.
Joel
Ten in the box!
Morbo
Hoping for lulz over here.
geg6
I hope good Christian Troy Polamalu absolutely flattens Jesus. I fucking HATE Jesus.
Oh, and I love my Steelers.
Corner Stone
Phil Simms is completely tanked for Tebow.
Yutsano
@The Dangerman: “I felt a great disturbance in the Tebow. It was like millions of Jeebuses crying out in terror, then falling into silence.”
J.
We’re one step closer to a Giants-Patriots Super Bowl rematch!
J.W. Hamner
@Corner Stone:
Hey, he made great throw on that screen pass.
Legalize
@Under the Aurora Freeway:
I’ll go one further: no Ryan brothers, i.e. “defensive geniuses”.
The Dangerman
I wonder if one could get a prop bet in Vegas with total TD’s in Denver/Pittsburgh and LSU/Bama = Zero…
…and I’m fucking out of beer (the games yesterday must have SUCKED).
JPL
It’s fun watching a team kick field goals..just sayin Mike Smith…
Persia
@Legalize: That was pretty special.
If only Big Ben could just, you know, sit on the sidelines or something. As it is I just have to hope both quarterbacks choke.
geg6
Apparently, Jesus’ team is infallible and cannot ever commit pass interference, no matter how many times they do.
LT
The Steelers, the team representing Satan today, has 6 points. 6.
I think you see where I’m going with this…
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
@LT:
You mean a Herman Cain 9?
Svensker
@Raven:
Well you have to admit his analysis of the 1st game was right on.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
@geg6:
Apparently they can’t gain yards on offense either.
JPL
@LT: And the broncos have what..about 6 yds so far..god is not happy..
LT
8 total yards for the 1st quarter. That’s got to be a playoff record.
The Dangerman
Amongst many deep thoughts…
…each Coach that lost to Tebow should be fired before the sun sets (starting with Ryan). I think the Steelers had 11 in the box there.
Corner Stone
Tebow’s gonna get all of those guys blown up.
Raven
@Svensker: I do?
BD of MN
so, what’s the over/under on the number of weeks Rob Schneider’s alleged sitcom lasts before cancellation? For Tebow’s sake that looks terrible….
LT
@JPL: I see 6s everywhere in this game.
Cue the Damien music…
LT
Tebow has as really good QB rating after that pass…
LT
Oh did Tomlin throw the red flag? (Can’t get the game here. “Watching” here. http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2012010800/2011/POST18/[email protected]#menu=drivechart&tab=track
burnspbesq
@different-church-lady:
I don’t think you are sufficiently fired up for this game.
C’mon, let’s see some real intensity.
eastriver
This game is a huge battle of Who Gives A Fuck?
Jeebus vs Goobers.
I might unhinge my jaw from yawning.
JPL
well…duh…
edmund dantes
Harrison is dirty. He’s going for the knee with his shoulder. A proper tackle would have your arms out to wrap up the guy.
Dirty dirty player.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
Tebow threw the ball? Successfully?
Corner Stone
@edmund dantes: Harrison is a dirty POS. Has no business playing in the NFL.
Morbo
Denver taking the lead is good for lulz, BTW.
J.W. Hamner
Wow, that actually was a nice throw by Jesus.
Corner Stone
What What What??
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
A B.. B… Broncos touchdown? I may have to reconsider my position on this god thing.
The Dangerman
Seems to me like only 1 foot down prior to butt hitting OB.
Edit: I guess I’m FOS as they confirmed it. Still, didn’t see the 2nd foot.
Karen in GA
@MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson: Twice. Which should just about wrap it up for him today, I think.
edmund dantes
Knee counts as two feet. It was down.
JPL
Wow..Now is the time for me to finish my book..Tebow can throw sometimes.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
Do we need to stage an intervention for Cole? I am concerned that he may have choked on his liberal latte.
Perfect Master
@Under the Aurora Freeway: Oh yeah, What about the Pepsi commercial?
MikeBoyScout
@45 edmund dantes:
you’re dirty dude.
LT
HOOOO. My god, this guy makes me laugh.
And I can hear Cole’s stomach churning from across the world.
Polar Bear Squares
Sorry John but eff tha Steelers, that serial rapist QB and that stupid urine-stained towel.
JPL
@LT: I hate you..there are sixes all over…In fact look at tebow’s number 15..and a one and a five and what do you have…
wallace who just caught this great pass..is seventeen..one minus seven…and ugh..
It’s satan’s game
J.W. Hamner
Was that a linebacker covering Mike Wallace? I’m no defensive coordinator but that seems a poor choice… though maybe the ball bounced.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
@LT:
I think that’s Tunch purring, from where he has Cole pinned down under one colossal white paw.
Shawn in ShowMe
@MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson:
Then Bronco Jesus said to MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson, “Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe.”
The Dangerman
@edmund dantes:
Knee counts as two feet.
OK, makes sense, thanks.
LT
@JPL: heh heh heh
EDIT: Oh holy crap – this is comment 66.
[damien music crescendo…]
Joel
Simms and Nance are horrible today.
First, they missed the purpose of the Tomlin challenge. Decker clearly didn’t have control of the ball, and the challenge was obvious.
Second, Nance talks about how this 3rd down play by the Steelers was whistled dead, but there was no whistle, nor was there a flag.
Lastly, Phil Simms forgot to announce that he’s actually Tim Tebow’s mom.
phantomist
Why does the score bug use yellow for Pitt, I think there’s a flag on every play.
MikeBoyScout
@60 Polar Bear Squares:
Envy is truly sorry. “stupid urine-stained towel“, well, that’s just pathetic.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
@Shawn in ShowMe:
And ExtremelyDisconcertedRainbowPerson said unto him:
“Show me the scoreline in the fourth frickin’ quarter, O Lord, and then let’s talk about it.”
J.W. Hamner
Holy Tebow!
Joel
This is why you at least.. nominally.. commit to defending the pass.
LT
omygod. tebow’s been sandbagging.
Maxwel
Are you serious?
Corner Stone
That was almost in-stride.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
@J.W. Hamner:
Are you bowing in the direction of Tebow-Mecca?
JPL
Tunch must be pissed….
different-church-lady
@burnspbesq:
WHAT FUCKING GAME? ALL I CAN SEE IS A BUNCH OF GRAPHICS!
JPL
Tunch must be really pissed…
Corner Stone
Nasty.
Maxwel
Apparently the Steeler D left after the 1st quarter.
Clark Stooksbury
You pissed Jeebus off.
different-church-lady
Wait, wasn’t Tebow supposed to have a lousy arm?
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
After further review…
Holy Fuck.
Is anyone else wondering why the Denver QB has suspiciously long hair and a white robe and sandals?
Joe Bauers
Cole, I hold you personally responsible if your boys can’t put down this pious, godbothering douchebag.
Joel
Steelers got totally fooled on that QB draw. Well drawn-out, Fox.
Joel
Steelers got totally fooled on that QB draw. Well drawn-out, Fox.
LT
Holy fuck. I am going to FALL OVER. I mean literally.
The Dangerman
8 yards in the 1st quarter to a relatively capable looking offense; shocked (and have thus delayed my beer run).
Corner Stone
@different-church-lady:
He has a strong arm, but inconsistent motion and lousy accuracy.
To be honest, he’s thrown the 3 best passes I’ve seen him throw all season.
That 51 yarder down the side line was a bread box throw.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
@Joe Bauers:
Joe Lieberman is in the game?
Cacti
Seriously, the Steelers didn’t see that QB draw coming?
Seriously?
Templar-ish
Its “Dogs” will.
BO_Bill
A Belief in one of the Traditional religions of the West, instead of in Paul Krugman, is the reason that Tim Tebow is beating the Pittsburg Steelers.
J.W. Hamner
A great interception there by Tebow.
Corner Stone
Probably not the best result for Ben there.
The Dangerman
Fuck, now I have to hope it’s not a blowout the other way; nice throw, asshole.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
@BO_Bill:
Which of the Celtic faiths are you referring to, Boob?
Maxwel
Ignore the maroon.
Alan
It’s starting to look like God hates the Steelers. Poor Rush Limbaugh.
eastriver
This is pretty damn funny. Eh, JC?
Hardy-fucking-har.
Maybe there is a god…
LT
Big Ben and Mike Tomlin are remembering every acid trip they ever took.
Joel
Is it just me, or is Roethlisberger conveniently limping after throwing that horrid interception?
Terrible call on James Harrison, for the record. One step then hit?
I never imagined in my life that I would defend Harrison for anything, so there’s a first time for everything.
Yutsano
@The Dangerman:
This is why the FSM invented halftime.
J.W. Hamner
Even Teboow’s completions look like wounded ducks. But I guess it’s working.
CaseyL
I just tuned in, and I think the neighbors heard me shriek “14 – 6 Denver??.”
The lesson I take from this is that God prefers a Jeebus fanboi to a rapist.
Culture of Truth
Stay calm. stay calm…
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
It seems that the Broncos have discovered Pittsburgh’s Achilles ankle….
The Dangerman
@Yutsano:
This is why the FSM invented halftime.
And on the 8th day…
Edit: I’ve lost the cool editing toolbar; is this a Chrome issue or did it just take the day off?
Bort
They only got a FG because God doesn’t want a blowout so we all change the channel.
JPL
@Culture of Truth: Tunch is not calm
Maxwel
@eastriver:
If there is a god Tebow would have been hit by a bolt after that awful 1st series when he came off pointing at the sky.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@Joel:
I’m lucky* enough to be unable to pick up the local CBS affiliate’s signal here, so I was informed by the national radio broadcast, just before the pick, that one of the Stiller O-linemen rolled up on his QB’s bad ankle on the preceding play.
*ETA: Phil Simms shouldn’t be calling P.S. 136’s intramural flag football games, let alone NFL games.
Morbo
I am dying over here; this game is hilarious.
Tim F.
I wonder whether Ben is on some serious pain pills.
CaseyL
“That ankle does not have the ability to move and make the plays…”
I love sportspeak.
Joel
Carter with a Ryan Clark-style helmet-leading tackle.
Joe Bauers
@MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson: There’s more than one of them, sadly.
burnspbesq
One hopes that West Virginia’s unexpected win over Georgetown yesterday was enough to placate the Tunch-God. If the Steelers lose, I think I want to be in a parallel universe, stat. His wrath will be swift and terrible.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
I bet Brady and Belichick are watching this and screaming “Fuck, yeah!” at the TV.
Omnes Omnibus
Is Cole on suicide watch yet?
Bubba Dave
I hate Ben as much as the next non-rapist does, but if I’d had to guess the quarterback who would be under 50% completion percentage with no scores and one pick, it would not have been him.
Mostly, I’m rooting for Ben to spontaneously combust and then fall off a mountain, and Charlie Batch come in and win the game.
Raven
This may be the final NFL Open Thread of the year.
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
Look, whoever it is who has stolen my reality and replaced it with Tebowverse, would you mind letting me have my own miserable life back?
KTHXBAI
passerby
6 – 17 Broncos.
What!
Is Denver’s D that good? and don’t the Stillers have any RBs that can churn something out?
Ben’s been intercepted twice (ok one didn’t count but still.)
CaseyL
Wait, did they call back that amazing reception on a delay of game penalty?
burnspbesq
Finally getting to listen to Miguel Zenon’s latest record, Alma Adentro, while cleaning up the home office. This is the real stuff, ladies and gentlemen. I understand why it was on so many critics’ best-of-2011 lists.
passerby
Steelers’ D looks like it’s just milling around on the field!
What.
JPL
I bet we don’t have an open thread for football again after this.
LT
Oh if they get MacGahee going this game is toast.
Nerull
Did the teams switch uniforms? Very funny, guys.
SST
This is just delightful.
AnotherBruce
Yes, time for Charlie Batch, Roethlisberger looks listless and confused. As does the Steeler’s defense.
J.W. Hamner
It seems the Steelers’ Defense is as shocked as the rest of us when the Broncos’ Offense is effective.
Joe Bauers
Apparently Tebow’s Jesus is stronger than Troy Polamalu’s Jesus.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@Raven:
FIFY
4jkb4ia
A song of ascents. From the depths I called You, Hashem. My Lord, hear my voice, may Your ears be attentive to the sound of my pleas. If you preserve iniquities, O God, my Lord, who could survive? For with You is forgiveness, that You may be feared. I put confidence in Hashem, my soul put confidence, and I hoped for His word. I yearn for my Lord, among those longing for the dawn, those longing for the dawn. Let Israel hope for Hashem, for with Hashem is kindness, and with Him is abundant redemption. And he will redeem Israel from all its iniquities.
(The go-to psalm was 20, but “Now I know that Hashem has saved His anointed one” wasn’t going to do here…)
FridayNext
No real dog in this hunt, but as both a Ravens fan and a Florida alum, I am giggling like a school girl.
FridayNext
No real dog in this hunt, but as both a Ravens fan and a Florida alum, I am giggling like a school girl.
eyelessgame
Red zone again?
If Tebow is getting supernatural help, it ain’t from no Jesus.
JPL
@Raven: I was a little late but I think you are right.
eastriver
“And thus did Timmy RAWR.”
Scorinthians, 17:6
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
Do we have any evidence that Cole isn’t lying behind the couch in a stupor, babbling in tongues and praying for an earthquake to hit the stadium?
eastriver
“And thus did Timmy RAWR.”
Scorinthians, 17:6
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@FridayNext:
FYI: You can’t pray the syphilis away. Just sayin’…
Bort
Where’s your messiah now Tebow?
passerby
@Bubba Dave:
Man, the way BenR’s been hobbling/lumbering around with that ankle, going with Batch after the half might be the way to go.
At 20-6 could it be any worse?
ETA: [Worried about Cole.]
Persia
@Tim F.: He almost certainly is. Though almost everyone in the NFL is at one time or another.
JPL
so who is Pitt’s backup quarterback?
CaseyL
Interesting hurry-up drive here. Be cool if they go into halftime after a dramatic last minute score.
2liberal
steelers are Tebow’s bitches, as well as (usually) brady’s bitches
J.W. Hamner
@passerby:
Big Ben does not look good, but Chaz Batch is not that answer to any question in 2012.
CaseyL
Or, y’know, not…
ETA: OK, definitely no last minute score. I do believe The Lord hath spoken, and He hath said, Lose the Rapist or the kid wins it.
4jkb4ia
Hashem, do not rebuke me in Your anger, nor chastise me in Your rage. Favor me, Hashem, for I am feeble; heal me, Hashem, for my bones shudder. My soul is utterly confounded; and You, Hashem, how long? Desist, Hashem, release my soul; save me as befits Your kindness. For there is no mention of You in death; in the Lower World who will thank You? I am wearied with my sigh, every night I drench my bed, with my tears I soak my couch. My eye is dimmed because of anger, aged by my tormentors. Depart from me, all evildoers, for Hashem has heard the sound of my weeping. Hashem has heard my plea, Hashem will accept my prayer. Let all my foes be shamed and instantly confounded, they will regret and be instantly shamed.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
D’OH!
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
Interesting strategic approach by the Steelers there… chasing the pigskin back towards their own end zone.
Nerull
What was the snapper aiming at?
PTirebiter
I see bad things arising
a crowd crowning king the commisioner would ban
I see death and destruction
Stillers elimination because of one man, because because because of one man
PTirebiter
I see bad things arising
a crowd crowning king the commisioner would ban
I see death and destruction
Stillers elimination because of one man, because because because of one man
Perfect Master
@4jkb4ia: Enough already!
passerby
@J.W. Hamner:
But…but…Ben might as well be playing with a cane for as mobility impaired as he is.
What are the odds they stay with BenR given inability to do anything?
Batch sucks that bad?
And, where the Sam Hill is the D?
ETA: Maybe it’s the altitude.
burnspbesq
@Nerull:
I think that ball showed up on the air traffic control radar at DIA.
4jkb4ia
@Perfect Master:
It’s not even working, for crying out loud.
different-church-lady
For the open of the second half Ben should just hand the ball to a Bronco in the end zone. Be much more efficient that way.
FridayNext
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again):
Since i neither live in Baltimore or consider myself a christian I am not sure why I should care. But if I am ever invited to your family reunion, I’ll be sure to pack the penicillin.
AnotherBruce
Just remember the Mountaineers Cole. There there now.
Perfect Master
@4jkb4ia: Thought you were goin for The Broncos. Sorry, carry on
tulip
@burnspbesq:
hahaha!
And is there a worse announcer than Phil Simms? Tebowchrist… he blows.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
“I’ll take Potent Potables for $500, Alex.”
“This drink for depressed Steelers fans is made with equal parts Iron city Beer and Liquid Plumber.”
“What is a Yinzer Suicide?”
Shawn in ShowMe
@PTirebiter:
Always hoped that we’d be Tebow’s Broncos
Knew that we would make it if we tried
Then when we retire fans can write the gospels
So they’ll still talk about us when we’ve died
MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson
@Shawn in ShowMe:
Who is this broken Ben
Cluttering up my playoff?
Who is this unfortunate
Someone Ben destined to lose?
Joel
Could be worse. Could root for the Falcons.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@FridayNext:
Just bring a your rosary beads: The family is Roman Catholic and from Muskegon, so you can go to your confessor and be forgiven for the clinging scent of paper and steel mills.
CaseyL
I have to say, that was a gorgeously thrown pass.
Raven
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again): And catch Northern in the bay!
J.W. Hamner
That looked like a lateral to me.
different-church-lady
They should just get rid of the forward pass anyway.
Bondo
Apparently even God can’t make the refs call the game right. Stop blowing the whistle early you bastards.
Omnes Omnibus
@different-church-lady: I like rugby too.
J.W. Hamner
Should be on the half inch line.
Hate to say it, but I agree with Phil Simms… why so little shotgun from the Steelers? Seems like that would mitigate the mobility issues a bit.
Morbo
I would love to hear Cole complain about the refs for this game.
Moonbatting Average
God hath smote the Steelers!! Hallelujah!!!