Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

I didn’t have alien invasion on my 2023 BINGO card.

How can republicans represent us when they don’t trust women?

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

A last alliance of elves and men. also pet photos.

Republicans can’t even be trusted with their own money.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Republicans do not pay their debts.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Come on, man.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires

Not all heroes wear capes.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

After roe, women are no longer free.

Don’t expect peaches from an apple tree.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

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  2. 2.

    ruemara

    You live a very wild life for a shut in with a blog. Now post some Tunch and food porn pics, please. And fix the fucking edit button.

  3. 3.

    Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn

    Best. Status update. Ever. (Saturday night category)

  4. 4.

    Villago Delenda Est

    I am cooking for people and listening to Bowie.

    All well and good, but any update on the status of the edit button?

  6. 6.

    cmorenc

    You’re cooking for people who just showed up just after 10pm at your home with you in pajama bottoms, or did you get bored and decide to invite them over to watch you cook in your pajama bottoms and listen to Bowie? BTW: I didn’t think there were too many people left who listen to David Bowie, or is this some avant-garde new Asian musician named Bo-Wie?

  9. 9.

    cmorenc

    OK, so you did say you were “summoned” to a gathering to cook for some other people. Or did they call to summon you to your kitchen to cook for them?

  12. 12.

    Villago Delenda Est

    got summoned to a gathering

    OK, so someone hit the guild summon button and whisked you away to a kitchen, where you were put to immediate work chopping onions.

    Do I have that right?

  13. 13.

    cbear

    …got summoned to a gathering..

    WTF?
    A “gathering” of what?
    Did you join a coven?
    Are you now part of some paramilitary group?

    Jeebus, with your record of being accident-prone, one can only hope they didn’t put you in charge of the dynamite or something.

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    Bnut

    I’d like to meet a history major from West Georgia College. Ask them if Newt the Gooch ever told them to pursue a different avenue of study, since the current GOP makeup (and the douches on comment sections on associated websites) have decided that the soft sciences are a bunch of malarkey. I’d then ask the old gasbag if he would have chosen a different path himself in his studies. My guess is he would dance around the question like fucking Baryshnikov while indicting me for being part of the liberal media and then try to screw my girlfriend after consulting his current wife to make sure she was ok with him sticking his half flaccid newt in her.

  28. 28.

    freelancer

    “Kramer John Cole goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That’s a fantasy camp.”

    Sorry to be engaging in the politics of envy.

  29. 29.

    freelancer

    Also, is it a Godwin to note that if you end up siding and apologize on behalf of the Confederate States of America and say that your reasons have nothing to do with the moral issue of human slavery, is it then beyond the pale to consider the Nazi’s beef with Jews a simple matter of intolerance of non-Christians taking advantage of Biblical rules regarding Usury? After all, what’s being debated is monetary policy within the societies that are being discussed, it’s not a moral issue! Everyone knows gas chambers and slave owners’ whips are a moral affront, and now that those times are past, it’s time to let bygones be bygones!.

  31. 31.

    Yutsano

    @Bnut:

    then try to screw my girlfriend after consulting his current wife to make sure she was ok with him sticking his half flaccid newt in her.

    At which point you drop her like an MMA fighter on a roid binge.

  32. 32.

    beckya57

    I’m still waiting to hear which Bowie, and I do still listen to him, so knock off the snark.

  33. 33.

    virginia

    If the guy is gonna be a shithead from now until the end of time, can we not say, Newtonian, wanna talk about and be about the Ataturk now? A youthful Calista moment no doubt.

    The diff. betw. R and L. is that the right has no problem at all bringing up BS to grind the motherfucker down down and down.

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