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Late Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  January 27, 20123:49 am| 24 Comments

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Going to try to go back to sleep now that I have blurted out all the things I was thinking about when I could not sleep.

Also, too- how do cold wet dog noses always find it to the warmest part of your body? I swear to Allah, Lily shot her nose into my armpit and it was like being hit with a defibrillator.

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  1. 1.

    AnotherBruce

    January 27, 2012 at 4:10 am

    Animals generally have different agendas than Human Beans. Mostly their agenda is to be fed in the middle of the night when you are in your deepest dreamy REM sleep. It’s a bit of a comedy to think that you actually control your animals.

  2. 2.

    MikeJ

    January 27, 2012 at 4:11 am

    Yipes. I read a thread, went off to rewrite a rsyslog config file, came back and there were leventy jillion new threads.

    Today I cut up half of a tree that fell over during our ice storm, replaced a UPS that went tits up during the ice storm, installed new monitoring software on a server for the ups and fiddled with syslogger (for the UPS and split some other stuff that had been bugging me in messages off to another file) and I made Thomas Keller’s chicken pot pie recipe for dinner.

    I did manage to sleep for an entire hour and a half, which is an hour more than I’ve had at any one time for a week.

  3. 3.

    Comrade Nimrod Humperdink

    January 27, 2012 at 4:37 am

    @MikeJ: Jeebus dood, what have you been up to that only allows you a few minutes of sleep at a time? I couldn’t cope with that

  4. 4.

    hamletta

    January 27, 2012 at 4:58 am

    Miss Sophia knows she cannot wake me. Instead, she paws at my face and jumps on my computer until she gets satisfaction.

    I was out at my weekly nerd night when the 1142nd Republican debate took place. I gather I missed a doozy!

    I’m all into Smile, a movie all BJers should be diggin’ on.

    It has Bruce Dern and Barbara “Agent 99” Feldon playing completely straight…Hell, everybody’s playing it straight: Michael Kidd plays the choreographer.

  5. 5.

    demkat620

    January 27, 2012 at 4:59 am

    I’m up, I swear. I gotta go to work one more day this week. So exhasted. Between the stress at work and the kids with school activities and homework, I feel drained.

    I want to sleep until noon tomorrow but my body is so trained to be up at this hour, I never will.

  6. 6.

    dr. luba

    January 27, 2012 at 5:17 am

    Too much tea again?

  7. 7.

    MikeJ

    January 27, 2012 at 5:18 am

    @Comrade Nimrod Humperdink: The lack of sleep isn’t from lack of trying. It just never works for more than a very short period, after which I’m fully awake again. Partially the fault of stupid yurpian schedule and living on the west coast of the US. And every time I try to wrap around and get back to a more zone appropriate schedule something comes up.

  8. 8.

    pluege

    January 27, 2012 at 5:20 am

    this notion that there is a right associated with marriage is bad distraction that has only served to delay the ability of gays to marry. The issue is equality, not marriage, as in the government can not discriminate as in not deny the ability to marry to some citizens. Religious institution can deny marrying whomever they want (although they should not enjoy tax-exempt status when they discriminate, because tax exemption is a government benefit), but the government can not.

    Equality under the law has always been the issue, not a non-existent right to marriage.

  9. 9.

    amk

    January 27, 2012 at 5:55 am

    Spain’s unemployment total passes five million (22.8%) under the ‘we are the austerity’ gobinment of right wingers which the el spanish foolishly voted in in a fit of pique. A warning for amurika ?

  10. 10.

    Lance Boyle

    January 27, 2012 at 6:06 am

    5 posts in 32 minutes! Cole on fire! We lovin’ it here on the left coast.

  11. 11.

    Friday Jones

    January 27, 2012 at 6:19 am

    My dog used to find the top of the crack of my ass and put her nose in it. And her nose was usually also covered with dirt. So I had that going for me. Nothing in the world like cold, wet, dirty dog snot. I miss that damn dog.

  12. 12.

    harlana

    January 27, 2012 at 6:25 am

    well, there’s cat slobber, you know, there’s always that

  13. 13.

    hamletta

    January 27, 2012 at 6:26 am

    @pluege: I hope you’re not a troll.

    But I think you’re right. It’s not just about a right to marry, but accepting all the responsibilities of being married. The rights and responsibilities of marriage are woven throughout our fabric of laws.

    I can conk some guy on the head and drag him to the Nashville courthouse, and we’d be woven right in.

    If my gay friends want to express the same contractual lurrve to each other, they must be awfully fond of lawyers, and spend a lot of money.

  14. 14.

    harlana

    January 27, 2012 at 6:31 am

    we had another debate party – again, this race is turning me into an alcoholic

  15. 15.

    Raven

    January 27, 2012 at 6:33 am

    @harlana:
    drink if you win’
    drink if you lose
    drink if you get rained out

  16. 16.

    JPL

    January 27, 2012 at 6:40 am

    If you scan the previous threads you discover, Newt is done. I find that unfortunate because I want him to wound Mitt.
    The Republican nominee will be an anchor baby who hides his money in Swiss banks. Wow!

  17. 17.

    Sasha

    January 27, 2012 at 9:27 am

    Also, too- how do cold wet dog noses always find it to the warmest part of your body? I swear to Allah, Lily shot her nose into my armpit and it was like being hit with a defibrillator.

    I know what you mean. My dog had the most remarkable talent of sticking his nose into the back of my knee.

  18. 18.

    Crow T. Obot

    January 27, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Take a philosophical approach: muse on the marvelous engineering of Lily’s nose.

  19. 19.

    Calming Influence

    January 27, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Lily shot her nose into my armpit…while Tunch yelled CLEAR!”

  20. 20.

    Kola Noscopy

    January 27, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Dogs, which are awesome, love stinky, wet things.

    Ergo the nose/armpit…thing.

  21. 21.

    Bill H.

    January 27, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Dude, you do know that an armpit is far from being the worst place that Lily could have put her nose, right?

  22. 22.

    phillygirl

    January 27, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Animules love them some armpits, along with sweat-infused gym clothes. It’s essence of owner. Isn’t that sweet?

  23. 23.

    muddy

    January 27, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    I had a puppy who would jam his snout into my armpit and breathe deeply, well huffing really, when the big dogs scared him. Essence of Safety.

    The other night one of my cats kept brushing his nose over my lips as I slept. That soft little nose is more prickly than you might think. I don’t know what his problem was, but he was certainly persistent. The next day I called my sister to tell her “it’s totally true” about her m-i-l’s theory that cats try to steal the baby’s breath. This cat has also been known to snake his arm under the covers and slit me under the toes if he runs out of kibble, so I am careful to check it before I go to bed. Good mouser though.

  24. 24.

    wobbly

    January 27, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    Try a cat, John. My Mikey, removed by my mother from his mother at an early age, had a habit of jumping on my chest at 3 am and using his paws to pump my teats out, just as any kitten would. He lived to be fifteen, and that was his habit.

    How he learned where my teats were, I’ll never know.

    But seriously, don’t a lot of “animal lovers” remove kittens and puppies from their mothers way too soon? To turn them from animals into pets?

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