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Mitt Romney, Ron Paul face awkward moment after unexpected emergence of Santorum

by Tim F|  January 4, 20129:28 am| 33 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012

Lord help those headline writers.

In related news, I have a bone to pick with the nine or ten of you Iowans who maliciously changed your vote to kill my perfect record of prognostification. The spaghetti monster saw. The spaghetti monster always sees.

***Update***

First comment wins thread.

I’m told that Google News this morning went with “Santorum is a solid #2”.

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Halperin Ekes Out Iowa Win

by $8 blue check mistermix|  January 4, 20128:50 am| 65 Comments

This post is in: DC Press Corpse

If you read that Weigel post and do the math, 91,000 Republicans voted last night, versus 102,000 in 2008. The raw vote count was slightly higher this year, but that’s because Democrats and Independents decided to vote in the caucus, either due to Paulism or lack of anything better to do on a cold winter night. And probably the least electable candidate in the recent history of the Republican Party, a man who will almost certainly be an asterisk in the coming primaries, came within 8 votes (or $2,800, to use a standard unit more comprehensible to the Romney campaign) of unseating the presumptive nominee.   If Santorum had squeezed out a win, we might have to face the realization that Iowa doesn’t mean shit. Instead, we’ll be talking about whether 8 votes mean anything.

So, if there’s one set of participants breathing a sigh of relief other than Mitt, Ann and the kids, it’s the DC political-media complex.  A Santorum win would have put expense account steak dinners at 801 Grand in Des Moines in grave danger, and it would also have meant that some new replacement for the Iowa circus would lead to a re-organization of the firmly established pecking order.  Instead, the status quo is intact and the ritual is preserved, as aptly described by Jay Rosen:

My suggestion is that it would be more profitable to treat the Iowa Caucuses as a “ritual,” rather than an informational or news event. There may be a modicum of information emerging from the caucuses themselves; they may tell us something–a little bit–about the relative standing of Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, and Michelle Bachmann. But caucus coverage is more profitably viewed as a campaign ritual, in which the tribe of political reporters (like Chuck Todd or Mark Halperin) and pundits (like E.J. Dionne or David Brooks) andpollsters (like, say, Frank Luntz) and operatives (or former operatives like James Carville or Donna Brazille) claim interpretive rights over the election of 2012.

Every four years they gather in Iowa to affirm that their way of seeing is the way to see a presidential campaign. They say they are bringing you news of what happened in Iowa. But what they’re really doing is maintaining their little society across yet another election cycle. That is what rituals do. They preserve community over time. […]

One more thing:  at least we won’t have to hear anything more about Ron Paul for a while.  All the stars were aligned for a Paul win–there were plenty of crossover voters, he had a pile of cash to spend, and he got lots of media of attention–yet he’s almost 4,000 votes behind Santorum and Romney.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: “Rickrolled”

by Anne Laurie|  January 4, 20125:26 am| 67 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity

Dave Weigel at Slate discusses “three lessons from Iowa“:

Lesson One: The Tea Party isn’t a small-government-first movement…. Sixty-four percent of caucus-goers called themselves “Tea Party supporters,” and 30 percent of them backed Rick Santorum — a social conservative who proudly defended his earmarks. Rick Perry, who campaigned desparately on the issues Tea Partiers say they care about — no earmarks! Term limits! Part time Congress! — got 14 percent of this vote. Michele Bachmann got 9 percent of it.
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Lesson Two: Money is speech, which means people can ignore it. Michael Li was the first to calculate how much the candidates spent for every vote. Santorum spent $1.65 per vote. Rick Perry spent $817…
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Lesson Three: Republicans aren’t so excited about 2012…

Ya think? More at the link; also, those precious votes cost Romney $113.07 each, which is pretty spendy for a race in which Willard’s handlers claimed he wasn’t really competing. I gotta say, seems to me, it’s all good news for President Obama!

So, what other encouraging news is on the agenda today?

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Late Night Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  January 4, 20121:13 am| 115 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat


(Drew Sheneman via GoComics.com)
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Per TPMLivewire, Willard Romney, Richard Santorum, and Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz all took victory laps tonight.
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Rick Perry, on the other hand, may be reduced to campaigning for the VP slot, after “one of the most swift and complete collapses in primary history“.

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O Brave New World…

by Tom Levenson|  January 3, 201210:17 pm| 456 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Our Failed Political Establishment, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot

…That has such people in’t!

Which is my way of wondering who the heck are the 23  47 54 Iowa GOP caucus-goers (as of the 48% 79% 89% reporting mark) who have considered long and hard, and cast their votes for…

…wait for it…

wait…

….wait

None other than Herman Cain!?

Some things passeth all understanding — which is another way of saying that some folks should not be out at night without their keepers.  And that the Iowa caucuses are a pitiful excuse for a small “d” democratic process of selecting the next person to have a finger on the button.

Image:  William Blake, Richard III and the Ghosts, c. 1806

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The Iowa Shit Show

by John Cole|  January 3, 20128:15 pm| 373 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012

What channel are we going to for coverage? Who are we rooting for? And by rooting for, I’m assuming you are all treating this as I would a Ravens/Cowboys Super Bowl, which would be to root for injuries and hope no one wins. Basically, what outcome does the most damage to the GOP. If I had to guess, it would be Paul/Bachmann/Santorum in that order, since only Paul is on the VA ballot of those three. Then the freakout could really begin.

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Living under the fear ’till nothing else remains

by Sarah, Proud and Tall|  January 3, 20127:23 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, Sociopaths

Hello, kiddies. I’ve finally recovered from a New Year’s Eve which involved several thousand happy Portuguese dancing in the streets of Porto, a visit to a gay bar where I was plied with champagne while watching buxom naked ladies swinging on swings to the music of Boney M., and the inhalation of veritable drifts of good cocaine. I hope yours was of a similar nature.

My head is still a little sore and any movement makes me a little dizzy. As a result, I have not been able to incline my head downwards to read the last few pages of posts on this blog, but I’m sure I haven’t missed anything.

I have, however, been reading the National Review. After a big weekend, one sometimes needs a little purge, and there’s no finer emetic than spending fifteen minutes reading anything by that vile Goldberg putz. After I had wiped my face clean and tottered back from the bathroom, I found myself reading an article by John Yoo.

Now, I admit that much of the last decade is a blur, but I was quite sure that Mr Yoo had been tried for war crimes years ago and locked up in a prison near the Hague somewhere, where he was denied access to writing implements and where two stern Dutch women waterboarded him and beat his testicles with golf clubs every morning.

No such luck, apparently.

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