Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?

Sometimes the world just tells you your cat is here.

Republicans do not trust women.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Fight them, without becoming them!

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

American history and black history cannot be separated.

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

To the privileged, equality seems like oppression.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

How stupid are these people?

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Gallimaufry

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I suspect it’s time for some open thread distraction until we find out how Cole’s dad is.

Her Madge is looking hot, although I suspect that in bed she’d be a bit bony, and grabbier than six seagulls on a french fry.

I’d be most scared of waking up in the morning to discover that she’d shed her skin in the night and ended up looking like this:

Gods:

Dogs:

Finally, my grindr thread earlier got Komen all over it, so I’m going to give it a gratuitous plug here.

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15Comments

  1. 1.

    SiubhanDuinne

    All I had to do was see the word “Gallimaufry” on the previous page, and I knew without looking who the Eff Pee-er was.

  2. 2.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    As another Friday night treat, the judge in GA ruled that Obama is a natural born citizen, or as DK put it: Orly Taitz loses birther case to an empty Table.

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    Sarah Proud and Tall

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    grindr

    is an iphone app which allows the user (usually a gay man) to see the g-rated photos of other users in their area, ordered by distance, and once having interacted with such other users, sometimes to go and do things to such other users for which the Apple Corporation bears no responsibility.

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    lamh35

    Wow “great minds” and all…I was literally just watching this Madonna vid on YouTube. I wasn’t much impressed. I did notice that she seemed uber-skinny, and the work done on her face is beginning to show, but for a mid-50 something…Madge is holding up well

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    SiubhanDuinne

    Okay, the ad I have going right now is for something called CONSCall which seems to be some way to stay in touch with your loved ones in prison (or, I guess, if you’re the one in prison).

    I really REALLY hope Google doesn’t know things about me that I’d prefer not to know about myself.

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    Montysano

    Madge has written some fine songs over the years. This ain’t one of them. But… “grabbier than six sea gulls on a french fry” is a winner.

  14. 14.

    The Sheriff's A Ni-

    I came for the Spencer Davis Group or the Blues Brothers and I’m leaving disappointed.

  15. 15.

    harlana

    ack! just those arms of hers. i’m sorry. yes she does look good for her age, but those bony arms and the popped out veins – her trainer sucks

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