Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

Second rate reporter says what?

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Not all heroes wear capes.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

Consistently wrong since 2002

You cannot love your country only when you win.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

Celebrate the fucking wins.

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Gallimaufry

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I suspect it’s time for some open thread distraction until we find out how Cole’s dad is.

Her Madge is looking hot, although I suspect that in bed she’d be a bit bony, and grabbier than six seagulls on a french fry.

I’d be most scared of waking up in the morning to discover that she’d shed her skin in the night and ended up looking like this:

Gods:

Dogs:

Finally, my grindr thread earlier got Komen all over it, so I’m going to give it a gratuitous plug here.

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15Comments

  1. 1.

    SiubhanDuinne

    All I had to do was see the word “Gallimaufry” on the previous page, and I knew without looking who the Eff Pee-er was.

  2. 2.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    As another Friday night treat, the judge in GA ruled that Obama is a natural born citizen, or as DK put it: Orly Taitz loses birther case to an empty Table.

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    Sarah Proud and Tall

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    grindr

    is an iphone app which allows the user (usually a gay man) to see the g-rated photos of other users in their area, ordered by distance, and once having interacted with such other users, sometimes to go and do things to such other users for which the Apple Corporation bears no responsibility.

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    lamh35

    Wow “great minds” and all…I was literally just watching this Madonna vid on YouTube. I wasn’t much impressed. I did notice that she seemed uber-skinny, and the work done on her face is beginning to show, but for a mid-50 something…Madge is holding up well

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    SiubhanDuinne

    Okay, the ad I have going right now is for something called CONSCall which seems to be some way to stay in touch with your loved ones in prison (or, I guess, if you’re the one in prison).

    I really REALLY hope Google doesn’t know things about me that I’d prefer not to know about myself.

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    Montysano

    Madge has written some fine songs over the years. This ain’t one of them. But… “grabbier than six sea gulls on a french fry” is a winner.

  14. 14.

    The Sheriff's A Ni-

    I came for the Spencer Davis Group or the Blues Brothers and I’m leaving disappointed.

  15. 15.

    harlana

    ack! just those arms of hers. i’m sorry. yes she does look good for her age, but those bony arms and the popped out veins – her trainer sucks

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