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Gallimaufry

by Sarah, Proud and Tall|  February 3, 201210:01 pm| 15 Comments

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I suspect it’s time for some open thread distraction until we find out how Cole’s dad is.

Her Madge is looking hot, although I suspect that in bed she’d be a bit bony, and grabbier than six seagulls on a french fry.

I’d be most scared of waking up in the morning to discover that she’d shed her skin in the night and ended up looking like this:

Gods:

Dogs:

Finally, my grindr thread earlier got Komen all over it, so I’m going to give it a gratuitous plug here.

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  1. 1.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 3, 2012 at 10:05 pm

    All I had to do was see the word “Gallimaufry” on the previous page, and I knew without looking who the Eff Pee-er was.

  2. 2.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    February 3, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    As another Friday night treat, the judge in GA ruled that Obama is a natural born citizen, or as DK put it: Orly Taitz loses birther case to an empty Table.

  3. 3.

    Calming Influence

    February 3, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    [edit out]

  4. 4.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 3, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): That’s bad lawyering.

    @SP&T: Ma’am, what is grindr?

  5. 5.

    WaterGirl

    February 3, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    Update from Cole on the dad thread & new post up top.

  6. 6.

    Sarah Proud and Tall

    February 3, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    grindr

    is an iphone app which allows the user (usually a gay man) to see the g-rated photos of other users in their area, ordered by distance, and once having interacted with such other users, sometimes to go and do things to such other users for which the Apple Corporation bears no responsibility.

  7. 7.

    lamh35

    February 3, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    Wow “great minds” and all…I was literally just watching this Madonna vid on YouTube. I wasn’t much impressed. I did notice that she seemed uber-skinny, and the work done on her face is beginning to show, but for a mid-50 something…Madge is holding up well

  8. 8.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 3, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    @Sarah Proud and Tall: Oh, isn’t technology interesting? Thank you for the info.

  9. 9.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 3, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    Okay, the ad I have going right now is for something called CONSCall which seems to be some way to stay in touch with your loved ones in prison (or, I guess, if you’re the one in prison).

    I really REALLY hope Google doesn’t know things about me that I’d prefer not to know about myself.

  10. 10.

    Arclite

    February 3, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    RE: GODS.

    I dunno, it doesn’t look TOO bad… for the men.

  11. 11.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 3, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    @Arclite: Can I just have the concubines? Please? I’ve been ever so good.

  12. 12.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 4, 2012 at 12:56 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: So it appears to be a “no” as to the concubines…. Damn.

  13. 13.

    Montysano

    February 4, 2012 at 9:45 am

    Madge has written some fine songs over the years. This ain’t one of them. But… “grabbier than six sea gulls on a french fry” is a winner.

  14. 14.

    The Sheriff's A Ni-

    February 4, 2012 at 9:58 am

    I came for the Spencer Davis Group or the Blues Brothers and I’m leaving disappointed.

  15. 15.

    harlana

    February 4, 2012 at 10:03 am

    ack! just those arms of hers. i’m sorry. yes she does look good for her age, but those bony arms and the popped out veins – her trainer sucks

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