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You are here: Home / Sports / I Hope This is Not the End

I Hope This is Not the End

by John Cole|  February 12, 201211:57 pm| 36 Comments

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Please re-sign Ward, and if not, please retire, Hines.

Dermontti Dawson, Tunch Ilkin, Casey Hampton, and Hines are my all-time favorites. I really hope they bring back Hines.

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  1. 1.

    Ron

    February 13, 2012 at 12:16 am

    I hope so too. Don’t get me wrong. It’s clear he’s at the tail end of his career, but it’s not like the Steelers have a ton of WRs signed for next season.

  2. 2.

    Yutsano

    February 13, 2012 at 12:16 am

    @efgoldman: They get one, and I’m certain that Brady will want to keep his favourite target. I’d also argue that keeping Welker is not the biggest of their concerns.

  3. 3.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 13, 2012 at 12:18 am

    I get it. I want Donald Driver to stay in Green Bay.

  4. 4.

    burnspbesq

    February 13, 2012 at 12:20 am

    Let him go. Fourteen years in the NFL is long enough for anyone. Fourteen years from now, will he remember any of it?

  5. 5.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 13, 2012 at 12:24 am

    @burnspbesq: Retiring is fine. For some people, one just doesn’t ever want to see them play somewhere else.

  6. 6.

    Bubblegum Tate

    February 13, 2012 at 12:26 am

    Exactly what I was saying earlier today. He needs to be a Steeler or retire; there is no third option. We just can’t have another Franco-Harris-in-Seattle thing happen here. Hines Ward is the Steelers, moreso than any other player.

  7. 7.

    David Koch

    February 13, 2012 at 12:27 am

    Huh?

    No love for Neil O’Donnell?

  8. 8.

    p.a.

    February 13, 2012 at 12:29 am

    I’m not a mindreader, so i’ll always cut a great athlete who hangs on too long some slack: I prefer to assume they keep trying for the love of the game, not because they’re money hungry sob’s.

  9. 9.

    Donut

    February 13, 2012 at 12:31 am

    @Omnes

    Werd. And to boot, Driver still makes clutch plays. Like Ward, he was never sprinter-fast to begin with. Favre? Couldn’t wait to see him go at the end. The thought of Driver not playing for the Pack bums me out.

  10. 10.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 13, 2012 at 12:35 am

    @Donut: I hope he signs an NFL min. contract and stays another year or so and then gets a coaching or front office position. I swear on my utterly hetero heart that I love that guy. Pure class.

  11. 11.

    Jimbo316

    February 13, 2012 at 12:35 am

    I was born and raised in Pittsburgh. It was the first and the only one that’s allowed to keep the “h” because it was the only Pittsburgh that raised a revolt about the Government name change in the 1890s and it WON! (Look it up.) And much as I love my hometown, which is one of the all-time places to live, I am truly shocked at this announcement.

    WTF!! This is not a typical Steelers family move. I mean we are talking about a major Super Bowl winner who continues to show awesome performance. I would sooner kick off Ruthlesshamburger,frankly. The Steeler management model has long been a great one but this is a big FAIL.

  12. 12.

    KG

    February 13, 2012 at 12:37 am

    I read somewhere that Ward would come back with a pay cut. That he understood it was a business decision.

    @p.a.: for most of them, it’s all they know. And usually, they are very competitive people and don’t know of any other way to channel their drive. A guy that’s played 10+ years at the highest level of any of the major sports should have more money than he knows what to do with.

  13. 13.

    Jimbo316

    February 13, 2012 at 12:38 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Folks, can you ref who you are talking about? There are multiple players being discussed. Thanks people.

  14. 14.

    Blackfrancis

    February 13, 2012 at 12:39 am

    He’s going to the Pats, dontcha know? A little birdie told me.

  15. 15.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 13, 2012 at 12:41 am

    @Jimbo316: Driver. Double D. #80. Who cares about the Steelers? I am talking about important shit.

  16. 16.

    Donut

    February 13, 2012 at 12:50 am

    Donald Driver. All time Packers reception leader, barely second ranked for total receiving yards.

  17. 17.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    February 13, 2012 at 1:07 am

    Steelers on the decline, Forty Niners on the rise. Yes.

  18. 18.

    Suffern ACE

    February 13, 2012 at 1:14 am

    Even my mom told me that she wants Donald to stay, and shes the most dispassionate packer fan I know.

  19. 19.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 13, 2012 at 1:17 am

    @Suffern ACE:

    the most dispassionate packer fan

    No such thing. No offense to your mother intended.

  20. 20.

    Suffern ACE

    February 13, 2012 at 1:21 am

    @omnes-she’d cut you up instantly for doubting her dispassion. It’s kind of a sensitive subject with her.

  21. 21.

    stibbert

    February 13, 2012 at 2:01 am

    as a ‘burgher, i can’t say the Rooneys are overly sentimental about reserving roster slots for players who’re rapidly approaching their sell-by date. Don’t get me wrong, i think they’re among the best the NFL has going in terms of class-actness & responsibility to their fans, but they’re very pragmatic about roster moves.

    i love Hines, he’s clutch & always bounced up w/ a big grin. and did srs damage to Baltimore, doubleplus good.

  22. 22.

    scav

    February 13, 2012 at 2:06 am

    Glorious OT only in that it matches the I Hope This is not the End bit. Getting more official News Corp may face US inquiry after Sun arrests at News International

    It was reported on Sunday night that the solicitor representing the family of Milly Dowler and other alleged victims of phone hacking is to take his battle against Murdoch to America. Mark Lewis, one of several lawyers representing clients pursuing claims against the News of the World for phone hacking, is expected to travel to the US within the next few weeks to meet American lawyers to discuss legal action there. Lewis was reported to be in the “advanced stages” of bringing at least one case against Murdoch’s company in the US. He said he was “not prepared to deny” the reports.

    We got the FBI, we got the SEC, Here Comes the Sun has a rising role, for once staying up too late and reading UK papers rather than being sane and going to bed — well, not that I’m sane or able to go to sleep anyway. Still, Ha!

    ETA: I mean, seriously, Roll “Not prepared to deny” around your mouth for the feel of it. I’ve clearly really got the insomnia brain, but . . .

  23. 23.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    February 13, 2012 at 2:09 am

    This Nicki Minaj thing is absolutely unreal in its level of terribleness.

  24. 24.

    wobblybits

    February 13, 2012 at 2:18 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass:yeah, i’m trying to scrub that performance from my brain

  25. 25.

    Joel

    February 13, 2012 at 2:43 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass: If I did, I would bet the Niners next season ($30 million in cap space).

  26. 26.

    Spaghetti Lee

    February 13, 2012 at 2:48 am

    Must be nice to have a franchise wide receiver to worry about.

  27. 27.

    Suffern ACE

    February 13, 2012 at 3:08 am

    @spaghetti lee- don’t worry too much. If you google “receivers are shiny hood ornaments”, some number crunchers have found that they aren’t all that valuable to keep.

  28. 28.

    Marcellus Shale, Public Dick

    February 13, 2012 at 6:20 am

    Ward has to restructure to come back. at the vet minimum, i am ok with him as the 4th receiver. of course, that depends on whether or not they can afford cotchery once he hits the open market on march 13th. if cotchery is too expensive ward becomes the 4th receiver.

    on the other hand, there may already be a plan that includes dropping ward regardless. it would suck to see him in another uniform if he really wants to play next year, but even that assumes someone else wants him.

  29. 29.

    norbizness

    February 13, 2012 at 8:47 am

    Does everyone remember when Hakeem Olajuwon, the only man to bring NBA championships to Houston, was a Toronto Raptor? Because I’m sure that never happened.

  30. 30.

    Dennis Doubleday

    February 13, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Love Hines, too, but Cotchery is a better option at this point if they can only keep one.

  31. 31.

    SKI

    February 13, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    Hines = head-hunting cheap-shot artist.

  32. 32.

    J R in WVa

    February 13, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    I have a lot of respect for Ward Hines, who is the hardest blocking receiver in the league. For the Steelers to drop him out of the starting rotation is, well – not very good from my perspective, where I think you should show faith in your leaders.

    I see on Google news where Randy Moss is interested in returning to NFL – perhaps Hines Ward could teach Randy how to block and be more of a team player. That’s the only thing that will give Randy another few years to nail down some meaningful records and a sure shot at the Hall of Fame.

    Not to mention putting some money away for the rest of his life. I think he has the ability to be a big time asset to any football team, but only if he exhibits teamwork and a real work ethic. Hard to tell if any team with the other parts necessary to compete will pick him up.

    One thing he doesn’t need is to be picked up by a team with no pass-rush blockers and no deep-throwing quarterback. He would just look like a luser with the Titans, or Tampa, but NOLA, on the other hand… Or Greenbay, or the Stillers….

  33. 33.

    Slaughter

    February 13, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    Team leaders are guys who perform and put up numbers. Hines has had a Hall of Fame career, but he hasn’t been able to separate himself from cornerbacks the past two years. I hope he retires as a Stiller and works either in the front office or as a coach. Failing that, there’s always Arthur Murray.

  34. 34.

    honus

    February 13, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    @Jimbo316: “The Steeler management model has long been a great one but this is a big FAIL.”

    I’ve been watching the Steelers for over 50 years. Their management is OK, but not great. Mainly they’ve been patient with their coaches, since Chuck Noll. But they have a long history of some pretty silly front office moves, from cutting (Pittsburgh native) Johnny U, to passing over (Pittsburgh native) Danny Marino.
    It was just a few seasons ago they gave Tommy Maddox a big raise while refusing to renegotiate Hines’ contract the same year.

  35. 35.

    honus

    February 13, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    @SKI: Um, excuse me. Receivers, especially Hines, take so many shots that by definition they cannot be cheap shot artists. A DB’s job description, until very recently, was “cheap shot artist”

  36. 36.

    Paul in KY

    February 14, 2012 at 10:08 am

    He looked old when I saw him play this year. Probably needs to retire before some DBs lay him out.

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