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Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 17, 20129:30 pm| 107 Comments

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I think we need an open thread, if for no other reason than I have run out of subject matter that works well with a title from the Smiths.

Spent three hours driving today, and because of the shoulder injury a couple years a go, I mainly drive with my left arm because my right one starts to ache or go numb, and apparently drove in such a way today that I somehow pulled a muscle in my neck/back. How do you pull a muscle in your neck/back while driving, you young whippersnappers might ask? Easy. Turn 41. It’s funny- I used to be able to drive from home in the northern panhandle of WV to Atlanta with only one stop in Charlotte for gas and a potty break. Now, if I drive for two hours, my legs are so stiff I almost fall out of the car when I get to my destination. And by funny, I mean REALLY FUCKING DEPRESSING.

Also, because I am a world-class hypochondriac and my father just had a heart attack, any shoulder, chest, stomache or neck pain and I am all “OMG AM I HAVING A HEART ATTACK.” I’ll never figure out why I can handle physical pain like broken bones with no problem, and even refuse painkillers and stop taking them weeks before the doctors tell me, but the idea of a disease or something else and I am getting the vapors like it is no one’s bidness. I’m such a hot mess.

So what are you all up to tonight? I think I might play a little SWTOR myself.

*** Update ***

Just got a phone call from a very drunken buddy from undergrad. He and a bunch of mutual friends are at the Rusted Root concert in Morgantown, a band that was pretty big in 95 and 96 when we met (not sure if they were big nationally, but they were locally- so was a band called Rasta Rafiki). Long story short, they had a song called Send Me on My Way, and one night we were in a bar, and I looked over at my girlfriend (I was plastered) and said – “I have no idea what this song is about- why are they singing about ‘Simian the Whale?‘” She just burst out laughing and it has been a running joke ever since. From that point on, any time the song played everyone would sing Simian the Whale. At any rate, they just called and held the phone up so I could hear Simian again.

In my defense, listen for yourself:

And why does that video with them prancing around want me to break things and play Pantera?

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  1. 1.

    jo6pac

    February 17, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    Nothing like you are.

  2. 2.

    Benjamin Franklin

    February 17, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    And then, this Shite….

    Obama Administration Asks Supreme Court to Dismiss ACLU Challenge to Warrantless Wiretapping Law

    http://www.aclu.org/national-security/obama-administration-asks-supreme-court-dismiss-aclu-challenge-warrantless

  3. 3.

    CA Doc

    February 17, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    Friday night, drinking wine (hometown Tempranillo), checking on Linsanity occasionally (Knicks are behind at the moment)

  4. 4.

    amk

    February 17, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    carpal tunnel syndrome ?

    my right one starts to ache or go numb

  5. 5.

    Babbington

    February 17, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    SWTOR, of course! Republic on Space Slug.

  6. 6.

    Bago

    February 17, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    Is there going to be a Sazerac based Seattle meet tomorrow ?

  7. 7.

    Linda Featheringill

    February 17, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    Netflix and art [craft?]. I could use some down time. I was cooperative and flexible and conscientious and all that stuff all day and am sick of it.

  8. 8.

    Felinious Wench

    February 17, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    Still on good drugs for a torn muscle somewhere in my lower back. I do not envy those of you out there with chronic back pain. It’s miserable.

  9. 9.

    RedKitten

    February 17, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    Not much going on here. I just finished copy editing a 76 page publication, and my eyes are half-crossed, so I’m going to drink enough wine to see if I can get them to cross all the way.

    And physical pain doesn’t bother you because broken bones knit. But disease is unpredictable.

  10. 10.

    CaseyL

    February 17, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    @Bago: I have no idea how many people will be coming, but I will be there! Sazerac at 6:00 pm; I’m the broad with the red hair :)

  11. 11.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Christ, man, pull yourself together.

    Get a car with decent seats. I can drive 10 hours in my Saab with no problems. Ten years ago, driving two hours in my Altima would cause my lower back to knot up.

    Finally, pain from an injury is somehow different from illness. I can tough out pain as well, but being ill just fucks me up.

  12. 12.

    cathyx

    February 17, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    Tonight, work work work, interspersed with stopping by here. I hate long distance driving. But I blame it on my dad for making long distance trips miserable.

  13. 13.

    Linkmeister

    February 17, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    @Felinious Wench: A year ago I had my first torso x-ray in years. The doc read the result, turned to me and said “did you know you have a compression fracture low down in your spine?”

    “Ah,” said I. “That explains my lower back pain.”

  14. 14.

    rikyrah

    February 17, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    because of the cupcake craze around the country, local grocery stores have had to step up their game. Used to be, one wouldn’t touch a cupcake in a grocery store because they were half a step up from cardboard. times have changed. I was in the mood for a chocolate on chocolate, happen to see that some were on sale, and took a chance. damn, if they weren’t delicious. the cake was moist, and the icing creamy and delish. I’ve already eaten 2.

    well, that’s my food story for today.

  15. 15.

    Gordon, The Big Express Engine

    February 17, 2012 at 9:42 pm

    Had lunch with the finance team of a major US energy company yesterday (CFO and his team). All of them are thoroughly disgusted with the Republican party and the sad spectacle of the primary process so far (“clown car” was literally the phrase used by this CFO). They don’t want Obama to win and don’t like him, but the current group of Republicans have not impressed them at all. These folks are not social conservative crusaders, but rather the pro-business, low taxes types. At the end of the lunch, the CFO polled all eight of us on who would win in November and it was unanimous: Obama.

    I left that lunch thinking if the Republican party has lost the CFO of a US energy company, then they are doomed. Anecdotal to be sure, but I was pretty stunned.

  16. 16.

    Linnaeus

    February 17, 2012 at 9:42 pm

    Easy. Turn 41.

    I turn 40 in about two months, but I don’t feel the way 40 is “supposed” to feel. Very strange.

    Me, I’ll be playing Bioshock after dinner.

  17. 17.

    Mark S.

    February 17, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    I picked up a copy of Assassins Creed II for $20. I didn’t like the first one, but a lot of people told me this one is much better. We’ll see about that.

  18. 18.

    PeakVT

    February 17, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    Just finished reading an interview of Krugman. Don’t click-through at the click-through if you don’t like nekkid wimminz.

  19. 19.

    Linnaeus

    February 17, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    @Bago:

    Is there going to be a Sazerac based Seattle meet tomorrow ?

    There was talk of one, but no confirmation that I saw. Which doesn’t, of course, mean that there wasn’t one.

  20. 20.

    amk

    February 17, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    @Gordon, The Big Express Engine: I think I’ll tell mitt. He will tear that company apart and pick it to the bones.

  21. 21.

    thalarctos

    February 17, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    @CaseyL: I can’t make it tomorrow night, but would love to come to the next one. Cheers!

  22. 22.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    @Linnaeus: I’ll be 48 in August and I don’t feel much different, physically, than I did at 32. I know I am not 21 anymore, but one’s 40’s don’t have to be a death sentence – no matter what Cole says.

  23. 23.

    MikeJ

    February 17, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    if for no other reason than I have run out of subject matter that works well with a title from the Smiths.

    How do you pull a muscle in your neck/back while driving, you young whippersnappers might ask? Easy. Turn 41.

    How soon is now
    That joke isn’t funny anymore
    The Boy with a thorn in his side
    and of course:
    The Queen is dead

  24. 24.

    Bnut

    February 17, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    I made the decision today that I will be putting my dog down next weekend. His canine pappilloma is spreading to his throat, he coughs when he eats and smells like a corpse. He’s my first dog, the sweetest animal in the world. Tried 5 different treatments, none took. I’m a broken man.

  25. 25.

    Benjamin Franklin

    February 17, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    The 50s will humble you a might.

  26. 26.

    beltane

    February 17, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    Speaking of shoulder pain, I was just diagnosed with Rheumatoid arthritis today. I had been trying alternative treatments for years but I finally broke down and went to the doctor because I couldn’t take the pain any more. John’s post last week actually helped with my decision to seek medical attention instead of pretending that supplements and yoga were going to fix this. The meds won’t fix it either but the Medrol I am now taking allowed me to wash the dishes without pain for the first time in 3 years. Thanks John.

    Also, I would like to lay the blame for this last flare-up on the Republicans. Their anti-contraception crusade seems to have sent me over the edge and triggered an auto-immune response.

    I’m done with complaining for now. Hope everyone is having a lovely Friday evening.

  27. 27.

    Linnaeus

    February 17, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    @Bnut:

    I’m sorry to hear that…I know it’s gotta be hard, but I know you’re doing the best that you can for your dog.

  28. 28.

    Linnaeus

    February 17, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I actually feel pretty good about my upcoming decade. We’ll see.

  29. 29.

    slag

    February 17, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    @Benjamin Franklin: I have a suggestion for you to take or leave, if you will. Continue to support the ACLU; continue to make your support for civil liberties known by every means necessary; but stop bashing the Obama Administration over it for a while. Consider the unlikely prospect that it’s taken us a while to get into the civil liberties mess we’re in and it’s going to take us a while to get out of it, and in the meantime, your efforts might be better spent being for something rather than against someone. That’s what I’m trying to do…it’s a challenge.

  30. 30.

    gordonsowner

    February 17, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    I’ll never figure out why I can handle physical pain like broken bones with no problem, and even refuse painkillers and stop taking them weeks before the doctors tell me, but the idea of a disease or something else and I am getting the vapors like it is no one’s bidness.

    Because that’s one of the sh!tty parts of Panic Disorder — take it from a fellow sufferer. BTW, thanks for coming out about that… not only does it help take the stigma away, but more importantly, if you suffer from it, just knowing that it exists and that it’s a probable alternative to YOU ARE GOING TO DIE EITHER RIGHT NOW OR SLOWLY WITH A HORRIBLE DISEASE can drop your pulse by 40bpm…

  31. 31.

    cathyx

    February 17, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    @Bnut: I had to put my lab down when she was 3 and a half years old. She had kidney disease. I’m certain she ate melamine tainted dog food and got the disease from it. I know how hard it is.

  32. 32.

    Joseph Nobles

    February 17, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    Up your ride, Cole. I’m 44 with a lot of the same problems. I just did four days of long-term driving, no day less than six hours, and I was starting to tire out by the end of the fourth day (a ten hour plus stretch from New Orleans to Dallas). A very, very good friend of mine had lent me his Cadillac CTS for the trip. Smooth ride, fantastic seats. What’s called luxury, I now call bare necessity for a long haul.

    Seriously, I can feel worse after my ten-minute daily commute in my Ford Ranger.

  33. 33.

    Kristine

    February 17, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    @Bnut: So, so sorry. It’s hard to give them up, even though you know you have to in order for their pain to stop.

  34. 34.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    @Benjamin Franklin: Perhaps. Maybe I am also learning to do things smarter – start my run a little slow to warm up or ski a couple easy ones before hitting the black diamonds. I can still do the things I did; I just am more careful about how I do them.

    @Bnut: That sucks. Sorry, man.

  35. 35.

    Bnut

    February 17, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    Better days

  36. 36.

    Lojasmo

    February 17, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    Get a stress test for peace of mind. Unlikely to be coronary disease. Seems you don’t have many risk factors (early family disease, diabetis, smoking, high LDL, low HDL)

    Being overweight, and having older family members who have had MI are not risk contributors.

    Relax.

  37. 37.

    lamh35

    February 17, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    I assume everybody is watching the NAACP Image Awards too right…no just me…ah well.

    I’ve got to work Sat and Sun and then Sun night, I’m travelling to NOLA for 3 days to enjoy my goddaughter, my family and a Mardi Gras parade or two, in that order.

    I’ll try to bring ya’ll something back from Mardi Gras, but I’m not sure what to bring back for the rag tag bunch of Balloon Juice commenters.

  38. 38.

    thalarctos

    February 17, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    @Bnut: I’m so sorry, Bnut. I wish there were words that could help.

    You are doing the kind and right thing for your dog, even though it feels so awful.

  39. 39.

    dlnelson

    February 17, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    You will be okay.

  40. 40.

    RossInDetroit

    February 17, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    52 years old and haven’t raised my left arm above shoulder height since July. It’s slllooowwlly getting better. As in I can sometimes sleep through the night now. Next time, I’ll let the young guys who lift weights for fun move industrial freezers instead of ‘showing them how it’s done’.

  41. 41.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    @lamh35: Sazeracs? Jambalaya? There was a really hot local girl I saw in Coop’s Place a couple of years ago. Now that I am going to be single, you could get her for me – um, if she is amenable, of course.

  42. 42.

    Benjamin Franklin

    February 17, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    @slag:

    That’s what I’m trying to do…it’s a challenge.

    I try to remember Abraham Lincoln and his habeus corpus dilemma, but it’s a fuckin’ bitch, I tell ya.

  43. 43.

    Linnaeus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    Rusted Root concert in Morgantown, a band that was pretty big in 95 and 96 when we met (not sure if they were big nationally, but they were locally- so was a band called Rasta Rafiki). At any rate, they had a song called Send Me on My Way

    Well, they got a lot of radio play in Michigan in 95 and 96, I can tell you that.

  44. 44.

    garbo

    February 17, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    @Bnut: Love him up this week. He knows you are doing the right thing. They just do. So sorry.

  45. 45.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    @Linnaeus: Lots of play in central Ohio as well. Always kind of annoyed me, they did.

  46. 46.

    Cassidy

    February 17, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    Bored as hell at work, so I started doing some research into the State Dept. and their Diplomatic Security Special Agents. Holy shit that looks like a fun job!

  47. 47.

    CaseyL

    February 17, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    @Bnut: He looks like a wonderful friend and companion, with a little sardonic edge. Sweet old pup. I’m so sorry.

    @Linnaeus: I sorta gave up, since I didn’t hear from people who wanted to go. But now it sounds like some folks might want to get together after all – so do please join us if you can!

  48. 48.

    Linnaeus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    @lamh35:

    I’ll try to bring ya’ll something back from Mardi Gras, but I’m not sure what to bring back for the rag tag bunch of Balloon Juice commenters.

    A Huge Ass Beer? Some Pat O’Brien’s hurricane mix?

  49. 49.

    Linnaeus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    @CaseyL:

    What time? I just might be able to make it.

  50. 50.

    Cassidy

    February 17, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    @Linnaeus: The song was a regular on the MTV lineup. And a couple of movies. Not just West Virginny. :D

  51. 51.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    @lamh35: The rabbit special from Olivier’s?

  52. 52.

    KS in MA

    February 17, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: You’re so right about car seats. And about Saabs in particular. I could drive my dear old (’93) Saab for days on end, and did, with never a problem– hmm, I may have to get another one. My present car gives me a stiff neck and numb hands after an hour on the freeway. I’m a lot older than Mr. Cole, so trust me, it’s not an age thing!

  53. 53.

    ChristianPinko

    February 17, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Cole, what about “Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before”? It would go with almost anything.

  54. 54.

    Brutusettu

    February 17, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Rusted Root? They seemed big in Ohio for drunken frat boys circa that same time frame.

    Anyway, for musical reasons, I hate Rusted Root almost as much as I hate Gwar, and I’m a man that hates his Gwar.

  55. 55.

    amused

    February 17, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Wait, you’re joking about 41, right?

    Rusted Root! True story: My daughter lived with my fundie ex as a teen and I used to feed her music on the sly. My ex took away the Rusted Root because the band name sounded vulgar. She’d hidden it under her mattress, and he found it in a security sweep.

    I know!

  56. 56.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    @Brutusettu: Hear, hear!

  57. 57.

    RossInDetroit

    February 17, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    @Brutusettu:

    I saw Rusted Root in the mid ’90s for reasons I can’t recall. I still have the shirt. Their fans are really intense and the singer’s even more off-pitch live. I think I caught a contact buzz just walking in the place. Pretty much what you’d expect.

    ETA: Also Blues Traveler. Same deal with harmonica

  58. 58.

    amk

    February 17, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    @KS in MA: Isn’t saab dead now?

  59. 59.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    @Cassidy: I thought you were a medic?

    @KS in MA: Never had seats built for long distance like Saab seats and I have driven some nice ass cars (most not mine) in my time.

  60. 60.

    RossInDetroit

    February 17, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    @amk:

    Isn’t saab dead now?

    As the dodo. One of my colleagues just bought a new one. Boy, is she going to be surprised.

  61. 61.

    Brad

    February 17, 2012 at 10:21 pm

    That video looks like a parody from Portlandia.

    I miss the 90s.

  62. 62.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:21 pm

    @amk: Almost dead. In bankruptcy, but several buyers are in negotiations to buy the whole company. Ultimately what happens will depend on GM’s willingness to license some of the tech that Saab developed while GM owned it (and starved of resources because thay had no concept of what they owned and wanted to badge-engineer it like they did they with the abomination that was the Saab 9-7 or the Swedish Blazer which is why I will never by a GM product ever again so there).

    ETA: If they can’t save the company, I am likely to drive mine into the ground and then cry while looking for a replacement.

  63. 63.

    Gwangung

    February 17, 2012 at 10:25 pm

    @CaseyL:

    I have no idea how many people will be coming, but I will be there! Sazerac at 6:00 pm; I’m the broad with the red hair :)

    Yah…..have production meeting scheduled…..

  64. 64.

    RossInDetroit

    February 17, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Old Volvos also had great seats. I had a pre-Ford 740 that even at 200K mi still made me sigh with pleasure every time I sat down in it. Great heater, lousy AC.

  65. 65.

    Gwangung

    February 17, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    The 50s will humble you a might.

    And yet I still insist in acting like a teenager…

  66. 66.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    @RossInDetroit:

    Great heater, lousy AC.

    My parents’ Volvos had the same issue. My Saab’s A/C and and heater are brilliant. A couple of decade’s difference, perhaps.

  67. 67.

    RossInDetroit

    February 17, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    That’s a surprise. I thought the last company sniffing around the remains had backed out. I sincerely hope for current Saab drivers that someone ends up with the tooling. Without dies to stamp replacement body parts, a fender bender could be the end of the car once the spares run out. They didn’t sell many cars over the last 5 years or so so it might not be worthwhile for someone to continue parts production.

  68. 68.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    @Gwangung: When I was in the army, I had a senior officer who was fond of this saying, “You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.”

  69. 69.

    rikyrah

    February 17, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    @lamh35:

    be safe on your trip

  70. 70.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    @RossInDetroit: Supposedly there are four buyers interested in the company proper and not just breaking it up. One of the top ones is Mahindra and Mahindra of India who are interested in doing what Tata did with Jag and Land Rover. They also want to bring their inexpensive cars (they own a Korean brand- SsongYang) to the US and would be interested in Saab’s dealer network.

  71. 71.

    Rita R.

    February 17, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    And why does that video with them prancing around want me to break things and play Pantera?

    I don’t know, after sitting through the video, that seems like the natural response to me. Kind of counterintuitive that “Cowboys From Hell” would actually be soothing, but there you go.

  72. 72.

    CaseyL

    February 17, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    @Linnaeus: Starts at 6;00. If nobody shows by 7:00 I’ll pack it in. If we get some people, then we continue on until whenever.

  73. 73.

    MBL

    February 17, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    I love Rusted Root and will never apologize for it.

    And yes I was in college in the Midwest in 1995 and 1996. :-)

  74. 74.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    @Rita R.: This might be better. No, this is better.

    @MBL: I was in law school in Columbus then, but, no, I can’t stand that band.

  75. 75.

    amk

    February 17, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: yeah, one of my south african business friends is a saab nut. He once imported an entire gear-box set from europe paying enormous customs duty for his 15 year old saab. He still has that car.

  76. 76.

    Cassidy

    February 17, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I was, but I’m trying to become a Special Agent/ Criminal Investigator in Federal law enforcement.

  77. 77.

    Cain

    February 17, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    Please consider doing yoga. You aren’t stretching enough. I can drive for hours with no issue. You’re doing it wrong is what I suspect. I bet you can find a youtube video showing how ;)

  78. 78.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    @Cassidy: Okay, I was just trying to make sure my recollection was correct. Best of luck.

  79. 79.

    RossInDetroit

    February 17, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    One of the top ones is Mahindra and Mahindra of India who are interested in doing what Tata did with Jag and Land Rover.

    “Nice Mahindras” doesn’t have the same cheap gag appeal.

    I think Saab was a Roger Smith acquisition. Along with EDS and Hughes. They never figured out what to do with it. Or Saturn, for that matter.

  80. 80.

    electricgrendel

    February 17, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    I feel you on the hypochondriac business. Ever since I have been in nursing school any time I get the sniffles I am convinced I am going to die. I got a little pukey after a clinical in which I took care of a patient with VRE and I was convinced I was going to be in the hospital in like two days.. Hell- stress and poor diet made me a little irregular and I was certain I had a small bowel obstruction. Neurosis + medical knowledge = OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE LET ME SET MY AFFAIRS IN ORDER!!!

  81. 81.

    Rita R.

    February 17, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Gotta admit I only know Madness for “Our House,” but that wasn’t bad. I like a little ska, and it’s way better than that RR debacle. I’m still going with Cowboys from Hell though. Have a two-decades-old soft spot for that song.

    I remember the name Rusted Root from back then, but escaped the ’90s without hearing their music. Not my thing.

  82. 82.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    @Rita R.: “One Step Beyond” and songs like it are what made the group’s rep in the UK. They were signed to Two Tone (ska label started by Specials founding member Jerry Dammers) for a while. They are worthy of more respect than “Our House” gets them.

    ETA: Sorry for the Second Wave Ska fan boy thing.

  83. 83.

    Cain

    February 17, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    @Cassidy:

    @Omnes Omnibus: I was, but I’m trying to become a Special Agent/ Criminal Investigator in Federal law enforcement.

    Cool dude, I hope you get the position! Sounds like a glamorous life!

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    specialed

    February 17, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    Idk if Rusted Root was ever very big nationally either, but I was at WV Wesleyan about the same time and everyone was listening to them, Rasta Rafiki and Steel Pteradactyl, who were friends of mine from my hometown, Lewisburg WV who played in Morgantown a lot.

    One of my best ever road trips was in 1996 or 97, a caravan of us from Lewisburg to Star Lake Ampitheater up near JC’s neck of the woods to see Rusted Root open for Carlos Santana. For an encore, RR came back out and played Exodus and a couple other Bob Marley songs with Carlos and his band. Great show.

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    John Cole

    February 17, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    @specialed: You went to Wesleyan? Do you remember a British soccer player (he was a KA, I think), named Shaun Davison? He was a Geordie from Newcastle.

  86. 86.

    Rita R.

    February 17, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I’m woefully uneducated when it comes to ska, however I love Save Ferris (which is more like ska-lite, I know). A friend turned me on to them about a decade ago, I liked them immediately, and then found out they’d already broken up. lol But I fondly remember a tequila-soaked Cancun vacation in which we had the second album playing constantly, esp. this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcliEqq3-uo

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    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    @Rita R.: Third Wave. :D I like Save Ferris.

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    Geeno

    February 17, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    I saw Rusted Root at the Water Street Grill in Rochester, back in ’93. Great band, great show.
    Don’t know if it counts as going national, but Rusted Root did do most of the music for “Ice Age”. The original movie.

  89. 89.

    FuriousPhil

    February 17, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    I don’t remember Rusted Root at all, and I lived/went to school in Ann Arbor in ’96. Dave Matthews, sure. Blues Traveler? Yup. I never really liked any of that stuff. I was big into the Doors, and the art-rock indie stuff. I even did spoken word poetry with a back up band. I am constantly grateful that streaming video and cell phone cameras weren’t yet in common use at that point.

  90. 90.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    @Rita R.: Amy Winehouse doing ska and doing it well.

  91. 91.

    Rita R.

    February 17, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Wanna try for fourth wave? lol (I should really do a little Googling because I don’t know what either second or third wave ska is. But the Chinese food just arrived…)

  92. 92.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 17, 2012 at 11:54 pm

    @Rita R.: Nah, enjoy your food.

  93. 93.

    Rita R.

    February 17, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I like it. :) And a reminder of another talented woman who sadly succumbed to her demons.

  94. 94.

    Mason

    February 18, 2012 at 12:02 am

    I’m never going to be able to unhear “Simian the Whale”…

  95. 95.

    moderateindy

    February 18, 2012 at 12:11 am

    Cole. quit posting crap about your personal life, because you’re starting to freak me out. Way too many similarities. I, too, am in my mid 40’s, suffer from various medical maladies, played lax in college, (by the way most of my physical problems stem from continuing to play till my mid-thirties) I’m a Deadhead with a great affinity for Little Feat, and the Smiths, and no kidding; one of my friends from college called me hammered last week to ask if I wanted to go see Rusted Root next month at The Cubby Bear in Chicago.
    If there are any fans of the Rusted Root genre check out Trampled by Turtles from Duluth.
    http://youtu.be/nKTlRN3jLfw
    more traditionally bluegrass than Rusted Root. Also, a superior choice of the jamgrass bands to see live, would be Cornmeal. Unbelievable energy at their live shows.

  96. 96.

    Merfy

    February 18, 2012 at 12:43 am

    The similarities tonight are eerie. My 41-year-old husband also developed an affinity for Rusted Root in his college days. Just two weeks ago, we were in the car and this song came on XM radio. I sang along to the chorus, and he said, “It’s ‘send me on my way’? I thought they were saying Simian the Whale.” As any wife worth her salt would, I laughed and pointed out the myriad ways in which he was a total dumbass: 1) why would anyone sing a song about a monkey whale?; 2) he owns the album with the song title printed on it; and 3) the radio display in our car clearly lists the title as “Send Me On My Way.” Just yesterday I told him I intend to play this song at his funeral. I’ll send you on your way in style, my little monkey whale!

  97. 97.

    Savage Henry

    February 18, 2012 at 12:57 am

    Rusted Root was a regular at Penn State in the early 90’s while I was there for grad school. Any time I hear anything by them it brings back great memories.

  98. 98.

    Redshift

    February 18, 2012 at 2:15 am

    “I have no idea what this song is about- why are they singing about ‘Simian the Whale?‘”

    I’m late to the party, but I just wanted to mention that I also heard it as ‘Simian the Whale’, (actually, I think mine was “Semi and the Whale”) way back when.

  99. 99.

    AB

    February 18, 2012 at 2:39 am

    Holy crap. Rusted Root is all white people? I seriously never thought that. I always pictured a group that was like Ladysmith Black Mambazo in my head.

  100. 100.

    WaterGirl

    February 18, 2012 at 3:01 am

    @Bnut: I am inexplicably drawn to your dog just from seeing those photos. He seems to look right at you, his eyes may be a window to your own soul, and they are certainly a window to his. You are lucky to have had each other.

    I am so sorry you are losing him. But once you know it’s time, there’s no turning back. I always wonder how we find the strength to let them go, but the answer is obvious. It’s love.

  101. 101.

    WaterGirl

    February 18, 2012 at 3:10 am

    @Cassidy: That does sound intriguing! Are there open jobs to apply for?

  102. 102.

    PaulW

    February 18, 2012 at 8:49 am

    Who else here plays Old Republic? I’m on Namaadi Corridor, trying to get more Open Thread people from Ta-Nehisi’s house to join up… sigh…

  103. 103.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    February 18, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    And why does that video with them prancing around want me to break things and play Pantera?

    Because the urge to punch hippies is deep rooted and visceral.

  104. 104.

    Tehanu

    February 18, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    “Simian the Whale” is a mondegreen — a misheard lyric; there’s probably a Wikipedia article about them. The term comes from the ballad “Lord Randal,” in which the phrase “And laid him on the green” is misheard as “And Lady Mondegreen.”

    My favorite is Creedence Clearwater’s “There’s a bathroom on the right.”

  105. 105.

    noabsolutes

    February 19, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    I always thought of that song as “Simian Away,” like what you would have to say to get rid of an overly amorous monkey.

  106. 106.

    Paul in KY

    February 20, 2012 at 10:28 am

    ‘Send me on my way’? Does sorta sound like ‘simian the whale’.

  107. 107.

    Paul in KY

    February 20, 2012 at 10:48 am

    @Bnut: So sorry to hear that. You are doing the right thing. Doesn’t make it any easier. God bless you & your beloved dog.

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